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Three Jatraquero dreams that I absolutely refuse to share because they're rather embarassing. Well, actually, one was really embarassing.
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Really embarassing? Like you were having a wild romp with saxon75 and you accidentaly called him "Storm"?
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quote: and I didn't even have one embarrasing dream.
This doesn't surprise me. I imagine you handling almost any situation with aplomb and wit, must be part and parcel of your programming.
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These dreams must be REALLY embarrassing, to be even MORE embarrassing than what we imagine when you tell us you had dreams too embarrassing to tell.
Of course, to keep anyone from even speculating, you could have refrained from telling us about your embarrassing dreams. So the obvious explanation is that, embarrassing as these dreams were, you're also rather proud of and fascinated by them, and wanted to make sure we knew you were having these suenos jatraquentes.
The worst thing is that now we shall all be having dreams about your dreams, in which we add ourselves to whatever weird fantasies you are playing out in your somnolent mind.
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Silly ketchupqueen, *every* Hatracker has had that dream about me. It's nothing to be ashamed of. But I'm sorry, it's not going to happen. I respect you and enjoy our friendship too much to let sex ruin it.
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I don't know, I tried to pry it out of her, and she was still less than forthcoming about the juicier details.
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Suffocation by jello is the traditional punishment reserved for someone who uses the wrong fork to eat their salad in the presence of the Queen.
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romanylass, to be fair, I now know that I was pregnant when that one happened.
And yes, I was asleep. And my husband is so sweet, he didn't even wake me up, although he did ask me about it later...
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quote: The worst thing is that now we shall all be having dreams about your dreams, in which we add ourselves to whatever weird fantasies you are playing out in your somnolent mind.
I'm going to have to request that you all stay out of my dreams unless invited. Otherwise, I will have to make up some more jello.
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So, he doesn't wake you up? That happened to me once. "You didn't seem very interested last night,honey". "Eh? Interested in what?"
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If I actually went to the effort to fill a tub with whip cream I can assure you I would be certain that no mother, father or any other non-essential personel (read no one but my intended partner) would be putting in an appearence.
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Well, that's pretty skinflinty if you ask me. . . of course, you didn't ask, but I thought I'd tell you anyhow . . .
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Punwit would apparently take a whipped cream bath with a partner. I wouldn't. It would just be me, some strawberries-- maybe chocolate dipped-- and a big glass of ice water. Or maybe some hot chocolate.
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