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Welcome to the Hatrack Dueling Club. I am Professor Gilderoy Lockhart, whom you may remember from my many appearances in Witch Weekly and my spectacular career battling the dark arts.
In this club, members will be taught to duel and duels will be set up in AIM chats or ParaChat.
Er . . . Dueling lessons . . . well, place your fingers on the keyboard. Very good! Now type a cunning move.