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Enigmatic
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Don't try to hide something when you live with a parrot.

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[ROFL] [ROFL] [Big Grin] [ROFL] [ROFL]
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pH
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Awww, it's sad that he had to get rid of Ziggy.

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quote:
Taylor said he had also been forced to part with Ziggy after the bird continued to call out Gary's name and refused to stop squawking the phrases in his ex-girlfriend's voice.

"I still can't believe he's gone. I know I'll get over Suzy, but I don't think I'll ever get over Ziggy."


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And then Suzy said that Taylor spent more time talking to Ziggy than he did talking to her. Still, no sympathy for Suzy from me.
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Enigmatic
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pH, that's the part I thought was sad, too.

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quote:
Originally posted by twinky:
And then Suzy said that Taylor spent more time talking to Ziggy than he did talking to her. Still, no sympathy for Suzy from me.

And yet she had no compunction about continuing to string him along while cheating on him. Agreed, no sympathy for Suzy.
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aspectre
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When a person tells a friend about a cheating partner, what happened to the parrot is fairly typical.
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He's sorry he parted with the bird [ROFL]
But not the bird as in the girl. So funny

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You know the funny thing is with a little careful and planned training, it's almost certain he could've gotten Ziggy to stop that word.

Parrots-especially that particular breed of parrot-are very intelligent, with the added bonus of loving to socialize. Those two traits together make for a solvable problem. But it would've been rough while doing it. Parrots can also be very stubborn.

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The slang meaning of bird implies that the woman so labeled is an item in the meat market.
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quote:
"I'm not proud of what I did but I'm sure Chris would be the first to admit we were having problems."
Well, if you were having problems then it's clearly not so bad. [Roll Eyes]
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Well, if you were having problems then it's clearly not so bad.
And clearly, it justifies cheating. I mean, if your relationship isn't running smoothly, you're sort of EXPECTED to look for a little something extra on the side, aren't you?
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So was it a Parrot or a rat?

Maybe it was Parrot-Rat! That'd be keen. Cute little whiskers and it could talk and it would be oh so hard to kill...

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