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My band, The Kidney Stones, has been working on some song writing. The two lyricists, myself and my friend Cameron, have been working kind of hard. So far, this is the only finished product. Keep in mind, we are teenagers, this is our first real try, and we have strange senses of humor.
What do you all think? How bad is it?
quote: Verse 1:
Hey, man, yeah, you, you called my girl a boar And you know that isn't such a nice thing You, yeah, you do you know what a fist is for? So, you better take it back before a beat you into a bloody pulp that is no longer reconizable as a human being.
Chorus:
Its an obnoxiously difficult song to sing This is an obnoxiously difficult song to sing So, shut your face, zip your lip, close your mouth, and close your piehole 'Cause there is no way on Earth you could do any better
Verse 2:
Back, off buddy, yeah you, you'll see 'Cause Jesus hates you But boy, does that mystical man love me So, close your mouth, get away, get the heck away from me, before I knock you out like a loose tooth
Chorus
Verse 3:
And if you press charges and send me to jail for assault I'll take you to the court and they'll send me home free, yeah free You're to blame, you made this mess, Its your problem, Its all your fault And you know why? Do ya? 'Cause, man, you decided to mess with me
Chorus
Verse 4:
SO SHUT UP AND LEAVE US ALONE!
Edit: Its short, we know. And, by the way, the song is entitled, purely, Obnoxiously Difficult Song to Sing.
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The name is painful. Ouch. You ever passed one of those things? *cringes in sympathy for anyone who has*
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Actually, that was kind of the inspiration. We intend to go out with a bang. Or, in other words, a three disc rock opera entitled, "The Passing."
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Steve, the whole "we suck and we know it ha ha" thing has been done, man. This shouldn't come as a surprise since you DO suck and therefore no one will want to listen to you.
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