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Ok, I've talked to a few hatrackers on AIM for the first time here recently, and each of them independant of one another, has made mention of my eyebrows.
I get it, Odouls has big bushy eyebrows. la dee da.
Hey at least they dont meet in the middle. like i told TT&T i have two SEPERATE specimens of roadkill on my head.
But here ya go. This thread is SPECIFICALLY for making fun of MY EYEBROWS.
NO STEALING. NO DERAILING. I want only the best caustic biting humor about my bushy big hairy floppy squirrel eyebrows.
PS my fraternity already voted me the brother 'most likely to have his eyebrows take over the world' so you cant use that one.
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Yes yes, i admit it. i got them waxed once. I was modeling at the time and my agent made me do it for new headshots (oddly enough that was the exact plot of an episode of friends last season, which is my favorite tv show).
They were waxed by a hot girl named amanda, who said 'should i count to three?'
to which i replied 'no im a tough broad i have a high threshold for ::RRRIIIPP:: OH MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!'
she clamped both hands over my mouth and could barely stop laughing at me long enough to say 'we have people getting massages in here. no shouting.'
needless to say, when i asked her out, she was tripping over the carpet to go make fun of me to her waxing coworkers.
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is THAT what it takes for me to be cute. well hell, i need to start wearing hoochie dresses and carrying my baby albums around. i could be emarassed (and therefore cute) ALL the time! Posts: 2532 | Registered: Jul 2001
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Well here's one we used to tell about Michael Dukakis' eyebrows: You can tell it's going to be a harsh winter!
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I used to think brow waxing was senselessly vain. My mother had this friend who had a business where she sold clothes, accessories and did make-overs. She did one for me, and looked surprised when she said, "Hmm. Your brows have a perfect arch, and you can follow the natural outline of your lips with lipliner. You don't need adjustments." I thought, " I wouldn't do any different, even if you told me to."
Then she asked me if I'd model sportswear for her commercial. I wasn't busty enough for evening wear, you see.
But looking back, I can see that my brows did not stay within their pre-arranged perameters after I turned 30. So now I am senselessly vain, I guess. But no woman wants Gandalf brows, do they?
I think brows add character, though. Ron's are blond, so you don't even really see them unless the light is just right.
Anyway, I'm sure Arwen loves your beetle brows, so tell the bozos to go hang. Posts: 9293 | Registered: Aug 2000
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I have eyebrows. They're black. I'll have them tommorow! Isn't that exciting? *Goes off to find out whether Jesus Waxed his eyebrows*
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a lot of people take for granted what a difference eyebrows make. don't believe me? take your fingers and brush all your eyebrow hairs downward. bam, don't look so suave now, do ya? DO YA?!
i like having my eyebrows waxed cause gee wiz it saves time from plucking.
havent had it done for a long time, though. *goes to find tweezers*
And porce has a very good point. I learned this in fifth grade when i was being made fun of for them. i went into the bathroom and took my fingers and covered my brows (it took four fingers on each hand, but i did it) and realized that I would look REALLY stupid without them. So, to my mind, as long as theyre still there, I like them and Im not gonna say anything TOO nasty about them to make them want to leave me. Posts: 2532 | Registered: Jul 2001
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I don't mind full lush eyebrows. It is kind of nice to be able to run your fingers through a man's brows.
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I have really light blonde eyebrows and hair, but over the years, my hair has started getting darker. This means my eyebrows have started getting darker. You'd think this would happen to the whole eyebrow, but noooo...
My eyebrows are brown in the middle and clear at the edges. So it looks like I have half an eyebrow.
My ex(Matt) has a unibrow, but he gets it waxed. It actually looks really, really good when he has it done. It looks clean and crisp and fresh and... I'll stop now. Posts: 1591 | Registered: Jul 2005
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