Shop for Pesach supplies -- this way you are industrious without actually cleaning
Pay bills online
Renew driver's license and car registration online (what? they don't expire for another 7 and 6 days, respectively)
Listen to online audio lecture about how to clean for Pesach, heckling every time the speaker mentions doing something you consider unnecessary, or omitting something you consider essential
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-Post about it on Hatrack -Meet friends for dinner -Watch Stargate tapes brought to you by friends
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Enigmatic has often said that the best way to get lots of things done is to have another important thing that you are avoiding doing. You can be very productive that way.
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Complain abot cleaning. It's more fun than actually cleaning. Example- "Why do I always have to do the laundry? I hate doing the laundry!"
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(Kids are not here, but we did that last weekend, and will again next.)
Val, it's pretty Hebrew/Yiddish heavy, and a lot depends on knowing context. And look! It's available as text as well. Audio link at the top.Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003
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-- Decide to work on Sundays, not just weekdays. -- Agree to work evenings, too. -- Begin new crochet projects with all that yarn that you came across while tidying up. -- Open the pantry and the fridge. Declare that there is nothing to eat. Close pantry and fridge. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. -- Pick a fight with your family about how they aren't helping enough with the Pesach cleaning. -- Sulk about the fight.
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So you have to clean EVERYTHING or something? I've had about 3 apartment inspections in one month and have had it up to here with them. I'm not that bad, I just don't like cleaning and I don't have any storage stuff, but I'd love to spruce up my apartment and make it look Japanese.
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quote:Originally posted by Synesthesia: So you have to clean EVERYTHING or something?
Pretty much. And not just clean, but rid the entire premises of anything forbidden for Passover. Which includes more than you can imagine.
Then, after we are done with the cleansing, we search the entire premises. With a candle, a feather and a wooden spoon.
I learned not to search under the bed with the candle, though. It turns out that the mattress is flammable. Or is that inflammable? Well, in any event, if you hold a lit candle under it, it will catch fire.
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My brother lit his mattress on fire when he was three years old. My parents discovered this when he marched in at midnight and declared "My bed is hot."
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I am one of the OCD freaks who loves Pesach cleaning. Easy Off Bam Universal Degreaser is the best cleanser ever! Even better than Greased Lightening, which I never thought I'd see. And I love my Chlorox bleach pen.
Having a mircropreemie who is subsequently hospitalized with pneumonia does not help your OCD. Andrew dubbed me "OCD Mom" when he saw me trying to shut our gate with my foot so that I wouldn't have to touch it while I was holding the baby. I was strangely flattered.
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Do I need to go to the Ask the Rebbitzen thread to find out what you do with the feather and the wooden spoon?
If you find any leavening, do you tickle it? Spank it? Burn it?
I hate cleaning. My house really needs a spring cleaning. Perhaps if I converted I could be inspired to do it.... Well, at least I'd have a deadline.
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Use the Instant UBB code buttons under the "reply" window. Hit "list start" and then "list item" for each line you want a fancy bullet in front of. Then "list end" when you're done.
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I would be such a bad Jew. Cleaning everything would just be unthinkable. My Christmas tree is still up. Has been for about 4 years now.
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Kate you have my mom and i beat, ours has only been up two (and it's a four foot tree so it's not too bad).
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That's okay. My husband loves YOU for imparting the Inspiration. I don't think I'd done laundry in about a month. What little that got done was because he was desperate for underwear and socks. So yesterday, I not only did all our laundry, I also washed the bathroom rugs and would have started scrubbing the tile but ran out of time. Changed the sheets and think I'm going to change them again because the flannel I changed them to yesterday was friggin' way too hot last night. Thought I could get one more use out of them before packing them away for the season but was wrooooooong.
I also called the yard guy to come mow the lawn (usually my husband's job), changed the furnace filter, and set up an appointment to have family pictures taken (something I've been putting off and meaning to do for 2 years). Today I took in the copying job I'd been putting off for the past two weeks. It may not be Pesach Cleaning (no tickling, spanking or burning) but I'm very proud of myself. Next task is my daughter's room... the toys have taken over and must be systematically pruned out before her birthday in a couple of weeks (she's 4!!! Remember when she was born?).
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Everything??? *pictures sofas, beds, chairs, etc. covered in foil.
quote:Is there any way to be sure the mattress is okay?
Why would it not be? Have you been stuffing yours with old bread or something?
quote:Just throw out the toaster. Too difficult to clean and they are cheap.
My toaster is NOT cheap (it's a fairly fancy toaster oven), but it will only get a minimal cleaning and get put away for Pesach.
quote:I would be such a bad Jew. Cleaning everything would just be unthinkable. My Christmas tree is still up. Has been for about 4 years now.
So what's the problem? Wood is not chametz.
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I don't understand the urge to procrastinate on the Pesach cleaning. I have been dutifully consuming all of the beer and single malt in my home and enjoying every minute.
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quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would be such a bad Jew. Cleaning everything would just be unthinkable. My Christmas tree is still up. Has been for about 4 years now. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
So what's the problem? Wood is not chametz.
Sadly, the (happily, artificial) tree is only one example of how often I address housework in general.
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I can't be the only neat (and clean) freak here. Come on, fellow neatniks, let's have some solidarity.
I have to admit that I'm on the fence about polishing the light fixture in our dining room. I dust it every day, of course, and I wipe it down with cleanser, but it probably needs to be polished. It's brass and I've actually never polished anything brass before. I'm also not looking forward to washing and ironing the drapes. I might send them out this year. However, I think I'm also going to rent an upholstery cleaner to clean our furniture - the quotes I got are outrageous.
I'm almost finished with the ironing. It's very funny to go from Aerin's tiny clothes to Andrew's giant work shirts (he's 6'5'' and XXL). I really dislike ironing sheets, even though they're the easiest. I can't get any laundry service to iron them, so I have no choice but to do that myself. Now that we have a king bed, it takes even longer.
BTW, where I grew up, it's very bad luck to have your Christmas tree up after January 1st.
rivka, there's no need to be scared of OCD Mom. She only applies these standards to her own house.
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Hee hee hee. I about choked when I saw, "I'm on the fence about polishing the light fixture in our dining room. I dust it every day, of course, and I wipe it down with cleanser..."
It's the "of course" that got me. And picturing you ironing baby clothes - and sheets?
In my house I don't even worry about still having the tree up until after January 6th - Christmas isn't really over until Epiphany. At least that's my excuse!
(Actually as long as mine is down before February 1st, I'm usually happy.)
Don't get me wrong - I would probably love to live in your house - but I don't think I could live with keeping that kind of house. I'm hoping there's some happy medium.
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Mrs.M, I am torn between deciding that you can never, ever see where I live and begging you to come visit.
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Someday, I think that Mrs. M needs to have a Bootcamp for how to run a household. I would sign up. Posts: 5948 | Registered: Jun 2001
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I'm actually more horrified by ironing baby clothes (other than really fancy dresses once in a while) than sheets; sheets do occasionally get really wrinkly to the point of disrupting sleep. Although I'm more prone to spritz 'em with water, and put them back in the dryer to get the wrinkles out...
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Come on, I'm not that bad. It's not like I startch the baby clothes or sheets. Well, I do startch the borders of the sheets, but that's just so that they'll lie flat. And I have to dust every day because of Aerin. Okay, so I did it before she was born, but still...
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I simply don't look up at the light fixture in my dining room unless a visitor has come and I suddenly notice that it's cobwebby.
When I have birthday parties I'm tempted to call a neighbor to come over beforehand, just so I can see what still needs to be cleaned through their eyes; because until someone else is there I often don't see it.
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