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Samprimary
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This smiley is totally flipping everyone off. It's totally the most awesome smiley ever. Wow. He's even wagging that bird. So gutsy.

[No No]

Never change this smiley! If authority figures confront you, assure them that you're really shaking your index finger disapprovingly when you use it.

This smiley is so great, in fact, that I didn't even use a questionmark in the title of the thread, intending really to conclude the matter once and for all.

[No No]
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[ROFL]
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[Eek!] Doth my eyes deceive me?
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I guess those two are pretty cool too in their own way. One is having a seizure which results in cyclical tropism (it might even be swallowing its tongue, as the old myth goes) and the other one is experiencing rapid pulse-luxation of the eyeballs (ow!). I imagine it to be the fault of a form of 'severe onset hydrocephalia' only suffered by smilies.
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James Tiberius Kirk
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I think this forum needs a "wha?" smilie to express wide-eyed awe -- sort of like the bug-eyed one on the phpBB forums. Sometimes [Eek!] just doesn't quite say it.

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[Hat]

This one is perfectly aware that he's the best graemlin and is thanking everyone at his award ceremony.

-pH
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[Group Hug]

These graemlins are huddled in a circle talking smack about the best graemlin because they are jealous.

And [Cry] knows that he didn't win.

Or is it a girl?..... How do you tell the sex of graemlins?
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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[Wall Bash] This one will always be my personal favourite.
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quote:
How do you tell the sex of graemlins?
Color? Hormonal imbalances?
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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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quote:
Originally posted by David Bowles:
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How do you tell the sex of graemlins?
Color? Hormonal imbalances?
[Smile] = Male, if he had a bow on top of his head, it would mark a female.

[Frown] Male, obviously some girl just turned him down.

[Embarrassed] Female. Just look at that "Well, whatever. Talk to the hand," look on this skank's face.


[Big Grin] Definately a male. Male models are better suited to show green smilies with grinning faces. Depicting a pleased gambler who just won lots of money.

[Wink] Female. She's such a tease...

[Razz] Sex undertermined. This is a smilie in it's child years when it's sexual organs have not developed and thus no sex can be determined.

[Cool] Male, obviously some guy who wears dark sunglasses to look 'Le Cool'. Girls don't wear those silly things for that reason.

[Roll Eyes] Nobody knows or cares what sex this is. It is too obnoxious so scientists have not determined, nor do they intend to do so any time soon, what sex this is.


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Altįriėl of Dorthonion
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[Mad] Clearly, it's a pissed off woman on her period.

[Eek!] = asexual, nature does not want those eyes out there, they're just too ugly. It's the last of it's kind and was born sterile.

[Confused] The clueless, naive and gentle female.

[Laugh] A male. Women don't point and laugh at others.

[Angst] A female. She just found out she's pregnant and is in a state of panic.

[No No] Woman. Only women will use that "no-no" expression.

[ROFL] It's a male. It just is.

[Wave] A woman. Men wouldn't be caught dead waving like this.
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[Blushing] A woman. Guys don't blush, smile and use makeup.

[Dont Know] This guy is trying to tell his wife that he cannot get a job. "What do you want me to do about it?"

[Sleep] This is a woman when her husband is not home.

[Grumble] This is a guy. A crummy, decrepit and sour old guy.

[Evil] [Evil Laugh] Identical twins, both are male.

[Hail] A man. Women wear veils when they worship.

[Wall Bash] A woman. She's making sure she has a headache. You never know when you might need one.
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[Taunt] A man. A very childish man.

[Cry] The little one that get's bullied at school. Also has undeveloped sex organs so sex is unknown.

[Kiss] I refuse to tell you what these are.

[Monkeys] These three are trisexual. Go put that into your fortune cookie.

[The Wave] These are Skeeballs having a good time at a game. Of course, only the magenta one is a woman.

[Party] It's the gay pride parade.

[Group Hug] It's a team about to play capture the flag. The blue one and the pink one are both girls. I don't know what the others are.

[Hat] This is the homeless dude in the corner of Market and Broadway. He likes pastry.
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[Wave] A woman. Men wouldn't be caught dead waving like this.
I don't know, it could be a missionary.
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[Cool] Male, obviously some guy who wears dark sunglasses to look 'Le Cool'. Girls don't wear those silly things for that reason.
Not true. I've known more than one woman who wore sunglasses just to look 'Le Cool.'
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Or a gay man. Let us not forget gay men.
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[Evil Laugh] this is my favorite...

[Laugh] strangely enough.... i didnt know he was point and laughing. until i looked closedly i thought it was a hilbilly smiley... putting a sprig of wheat in his mouth and laughing.....

oh well, i observe people... not smileys
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