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Haven't been able to verify it yet, but can you imagine Samuel L Jackson as the Voice?
The following links to one of the more straightforward articles, but further research would be welcome: Samuel L. Jackson plays GodPosts: 37 | Registered: Feb 2006
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And God spoketh to David, chosen of Isreal. And God Sayeth, "I am #@$#@% tired of these #$@#$#@ Phillistines in my #$@#$@# promised land."
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quote:The audio Bible was a vision of four Hollywood insiders: producer Kyle Bowser, casting director Robi Reed, music producer Lou "Buster" Brown and co-producer Ron Belk, an IT expert. The quartet is also developing video games that feature Biblical demons and epic battles as well as writing a script for a feature film about the Bible.
quote:The audio Bible was a vision of four Hollywood insiders: producer Kyle Bowser, casting director Robi Reed, music producer Lou "Buster" Brown and co-producer Ron Belk, an IT expert. The quartet is also developing video games that feature Biblical demons and epic battles as well as writing a script for a feature film about the Bible.
Soon to be bundled with Windows: Bible Vista!
To keep competition stiff, Apple releases the iBible, with accompanying iGod prayer module and ChristTunes hymnal!
The Judeo-Christian Reality TV show, Seven Minutes in Heaven pits preachers against each other as they struggle to witness and save souls while saving their own. Love, deceipt, lies, little boys! Can they survive the stereotyping to embrace a new, mainstream dogma? STAY TUNED!
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[satire] Nah, they can't be God. We all know that God is a middle-aged white guy, a good Republican, Protestant (most likely Baptist), blonde haired, and blue-eyed all American full back from Texas.
At least that's what I was taught. The good book says We was made in God's image--not themmm.
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Wow! A feature film about the Bible! What a concept! Can't wait for the novelization!
Why do I feel that it's going to be something like a mix between the modern day Romeo and Juliet with Boyz N the Hood...
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Oh what was that Pharoh? You were saying something? Oh you were finished! Well, allow me to retort. I got this verse in Bible, I gave it to the Israelites cause I thought it was some cold gangster $%*$#*%# to write in my testament... And I will strike down upon the with GREAT vengeance and fuuurious anger...
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When I saw this my first thought was ,"Will anyone get Samuel L. Jackson confused with Lawrence Fishburne and bring up this movie?".
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quote:Originally posted by erosomniac: The Judeo-Christian Reality TV show, Seven Minutes in Heaven pits preachers against each other as they struggle to witness and save souls while saving their own. Love, deceipt, lies, little boys! Can they survive the stereotyping to embrace a new, mainstream dogma? STAY TUNED!
I think that's actually a cool idea. Something to get a closer look at the life of different religions and the way their ministers live their lives.
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quote:Originally posted by Dobbie: When I saw this my first thought was ,"Will anyone get Samuel L. Jackson confused with Lawrence Fishburne and bring up this movie?".
Probably not. Maybe if they get Samuel L. Jackson confused with Morgan Freeman.
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