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Bob_Scopatz
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Holding the line since the 18th century!
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Dagonee
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I think your thread is bustier. Let's see if my support helps or is negligeeble.
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That made me laugh so much, it's almost indecent.
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Uprooted
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Bob, you are one of the foundations of this forum. Your contributions are unmentionable. You have given me deeper insight into the underpinnings of our society.
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rivka
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A dobie and a pun thread?

Oh, man. >_<

*hides*

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Bob_Scopatz
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I was just trying to elevate things around here.
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You're really squeezing this one for all it's worth.
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Bob_Scopatz
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<snap>
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Uprooted
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I, for one, feel most uplifted.
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Elizabeth
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Man, I have felt so constricted all day at work, it's about time I start bustling about.

ANd by the way, I think young Master Scopatz is a strapping lad already.

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Dagonee
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rivka, you should have nippled it in the bud this morning when you had the chance. You should have offered posters alcohol - it's proven that people pun less when you booz 'em.
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Dagonee
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It's good to see Liz on a pun thread again. I hope these are new puns your posting - no cutting and pastying.
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I have faint praise for this thread.
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Megan
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It must be the vapors in the thread that makes your praise only faint. I think this thread is funny right down to the bone. It makes me whale with laughter.
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I've been struggling to find a way to make a whalebone reference.
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Which all goes to beg the question, if you play Golf on a Golf Course, why don't we play Mini-Golf on a corset?
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You don't?
"She's a very linky girl...
The kind who ain't trapped up for mother."

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Bob_Scopatz
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Okay, now you're all just puttering around. These puns are just getting rough.
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Dagonee
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It's only fair - tit for tat, you might say.
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Shan
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Ever hear the one about the double-barrel slingshot?


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Me, either.

[Razz]

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Uprooted
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This thread is still just taking my breath away.
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Shan
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As long as you can span it with your hands, it will.
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Elizabeth
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I cannot remember the last pun thread. It's terrible to lose your mammary.
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Megan
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Well, if there had been one, I'm sure you would've kept abreast of it.
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Elizabeth
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Nah, I've milked it for all its worth.
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ketchupqueen
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It's nice when a thread has the kind of humor that sticks to your ribs, so to speak. I feel less displaced when I have threads like this that it's a cinch for me to hook into.
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Elizabeth
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Well, I won't hold my breath to see if you're more uptight about this thread later.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I'm glad to see you can all take some not-so-gentle ribbing.
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Uprooted
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I think you all need to just suck it up and tie one on.
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Megan
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This thread is positively laced with innuendo. It makes me gasp!
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Bob_Scopatz
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((((((((((Hatrack))))))))))))
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Morbo
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Help! Our beloved 'Rack is being oppressed!
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Morbo
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Or maybe I'm just paranoid--I am a little tight from nipping at some jugs all night.
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OK.

I'm a lot drunk right now. (been on a sever diet for a month now, and this is the first time I've ad this much to drink since we sarted. Lotsa good wine. Anyway)

About a monthg ago I was finishing up a stint of interstate work for a friend who'd encountered some oversease troubles. My life-partner (soon to be wife) joined me in Sydney for the last part of it. We went to House of Fetish. I said to Jus 'you're not buying ANYTHING' - things are tight at the moment.

She tried on this corset and fishtail full-length skirt. Instantly said that she wasn't leaving the store without it. Wish we could've bought the a-line skirt as well.

My love is now jessica rabbit incarnate.

If JR wore black corsets and satin.

whoa.

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quote:
Originally posted by Troubadour:
I'm a lot drunk right now.

Troubadour, I was just kidding when I said to tie one on. You didn't have to take my silly pun so literally! [Wink] (oh, and Morbo, you too!)
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Morbo
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Oh, don't be so strait-laced, Uprooted!
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Oh, I'm just stringing you along.
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Megan
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This is such a well-formed thread. Really, nothing's gone to waist at all.
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I wish I could squeeze in one more crushing pun that would take your breath away, but my hands are tied. I will stay my hand, less you wail "Bone-head, stop it."

(See I got Whalebone in there.)

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Elizabeth
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You know, we have all these Cons, but I have yet to hear of a SillyCon.
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I've been to SillyCon, trust me, the hype is all over inflated. They make mountains out of molehills. Its a real pain in the back, if you know what I mean.
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Morbo
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Water implants are no better--baleen is better than saline.
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Bob_Scopatz
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I have a geologist friend who studies the age of rocks by splitting them open. He's into cleave age.
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*groans*
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Has someone implanted a whole new theme in this thread? Hatrack is certainly well-endowed with punsters.
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