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Forget Murder, Greed, Corporate Invasion, Political Corruption, Religious Capitalism, Cancerous Spreading Ignorance and Hate, Government Terrorism, Poverty or Foreign Terrorism, the biggest, and most dangerous issue facing Americans today is the threat of robot marriage, and robosexuals converting people to put thier transistors into the lube hole of other robots.
It is obvious that the Holy Bible finds robosexuality the WORST of all sins, and places it on a much higher pedestal than all other sins, so we as God Loving Americans must exterminate robosexuals and robosexuality NOW!
truly your picture represents the fate awaiting this country if robosexuals are allowed to marry: kids modeling themselves after those lazy, egotistical robots will abandon healthy HUMAN ways of living and adopt the sick ROBOT lifestyle of high voltage living in cheap lube shops.
As the Bible says:
"ROM 1:26 Because of this, God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their robots exchanged natural relations for unnatural ones.
27 In the same way the robots also abandoned natural relations with robots and were inflamed with lust for one another. Robots committed indecent acts with other robots, and received in themselves the due penalty for their perversion. "
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One time, this robot and I . . . oh wait, I can't tell that story here.
Nergh, no really, how long will it be before there ARE sexbots? On one hand, I suppose that might help to prevent other . . . stuff . . . and might make some socially stunted people . . . happy . . . happier . . . but nergh! .:Regrets lack of disgusted face smiley:.
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quote:Originally posted by Samarkand: One time, this robot and I . . . oh wait, I can't tell that story here.
Nergh, no really, how long will it be before there ARE sexbots? On one hand, I suppose that might help to prevent other . . . stuff . . . and might make some socially stunted people . . . happy . . . happier . . . but nergh! .:Regrets lack of disgusted face smiley:.
We're already partway there. *link leads to the Wiki rather than the x-rated website.
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Samarkand, if this idea bothers you, please stay away from Google. Also, I will not tell you of the machine I saw on some weird, late night tv show involving a robotic, shall we say, helper. I will not tell you of this machine at all, nor will I tell you that it was the first thing that came to mind when I saw this thread title. Nor will I say that it really would be the greatest threat to humanity. I would not want to frighten you by telling you these things.
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I was expecting something more like this comic.
Funny comic, seriously. Start at the begining and read all the way through(the drawing does get much better, I promise). It can be considered quite PG-13 at times, so be careful.
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The Daily Show's take. Somewhat offensive content. edit: Although actually, the part I was referencing seems to have been cut out. It's in the video description though.
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