FacebookTwitter
Hatrack River Forum   
my profile login | search | faq | forum home

  next oldest topic   next newest topic
» Hatrack River Forum » Active Forums » Books, Films, Food and Culture » The Forbes Fictional 15

   
Author Topic: The Forbes Fictional 15
plaid
Member
Member # 2393

 - posted      Profile for plaid   Email plaid         Edit/Delete Post 
I'm pretty sure I first read about this at Hatrack (thanks to Dagonee?) but I can't find any previous thread, sooo...

newly updated for 2006: the Forbes Fictional 15

quote:

The Forbes Fictional 15
Oliver ''Daddy'' Warbucks
C. Montgomery Burns
Scrooge McDuck
Richie Rich
Jed Clampett
Mr. Monopoly
Bruce Wayne
Tony Stark
Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria
Thurston Howell III
Willy Wonka
Lucius Malfoy
Tony Montana
Lara Croft
Mario

...

The biggest change to this year's list comes at the very top. For the first time in the Fictional 15's history, Santa Claus has been unseated from the number-one spot, replaced by defense contractor Oliver ''Daddy'' Warbucks.

We still estimate Claus' net worth as infinite, but we excluded him from this year's rankings after being bombarded by letters from outraged children insisting that Claus is "real." We don't claim to have settled the ongoing controversy concerning Claus' existence, but after taking into account the physical evidence--toys delivered, milk and cookies devoured--we felt it was safer to remove him from consideration.

...

Other characters were dropped for more prosaic reasons. Plummeting demand for fur coats hit puppy-hating Cruella De Vil especially hard, while playboy billionaire Arthur Bach died from liver failure. Ebenezer Scrooge gave the bulk of his $1.7 billion fortune to the Bill & Melinda Gates Foundation. And Superman nemesis Lex Luthor is struggling to rebuild his fortune after blowing billions on his latest (futile) attempt to take over the world.

With a net worth of $7.1 billion, Atlantic City real-estate tycoon Mr. Monopoly is the richest newcomer. Also making his Fictional 15 debut: spam entrepreneur Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria. Abakaliki is notable for being the only fictional character on our list who regularly e-mails real people, usually begging for assistance in recovering large sums of money. We estimate Abakaliki to be worth more than $2.8 billion.

...

The wheel of fortune has a tendency to turn especially fast for the members of the Fictional 15, and this year proved no exception. Longtime member C. Montgomery Burns doubled his fortune to $16.8 billion in just 12 months, thanks in large part to a "technology exchange" deal with North Korean dictator Kim Jong Il.

[Smile]
Posts: 2911 | Registered: Aug 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Nighthawk
Member
Member # 4176

 - posted      Profile for Nighthawk   Email Nighthawk         Edit/Delete Post 
Wait a sec... Prince Abakaliki of Nigeria ain't real?!?

Uh oh.

Posts: 3486 | Registered: Sep 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
Where's Warren Worthington III? And Mr. Potter from Bedford Falls?

This list is incomplete!

Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
"Mr. Monopoly"?!

[Roll Eyes]

His name's Milburn Pennybags.

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
He has a big ego. He likes the flashy title.

I mean geez, he wears a monocle, a top hat, and created an empire around his own greed. I'd say he's earned the right to go by a pseudonym.

You HAD to of Wikipedia'd to find Milburn. I refuse to believe you read the Monopoly Companion book that Orbanes wrote.

Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
ricree101
Member
Member # 7749

 - posted      Profile for ricree101   Email ricree101         Edit/Delete Post 
Interesting article, but I really wish that these sites would stop using slideshows. Either I end up clicking the next button anyways, in which case the slideshow is pointless, or I want to spend more time with a given slide. Either way you look at it, they are pointless annoyances.
Posts: 2437 | Registered: Apr 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Dead_Horse
Member
Member # 3027

 - posted      Profile for Dead_Horse   Email Dead_Horse         Edit/Delete Post 
Milburn Pennybags? I thought you were describing Mr. Peanut.


(edit: I know I can't type, but how did that R move clear over there?)

Posts: 1379 | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
anti_maven
Member
Member # 9789

 - posted      Profile for anti_maven   Email anti_maven         Edit/Delete Post 
Milton Pennybags? Of the Boston Pennybags?

I knew him back in '49. He sported the monocle even then the old devil.

Posts: 892 | Registered: Oct 2006  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Nighthawk
Member
Member # 4176

 - posted      Profile for Nighthawk   Email Nighthawk         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
You HAD to of Wikipedia'd to find Milburn. I refuse to believe you read the Monopoly Companion book that Orbanes wrote.

I don't doubt that he knew that off the cuff, without looking it up. We're all bastions of useless information around here; that hasn't been proven enough?
Posts: 3486 | Registered: Sep 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
I wikied the first name. I always knew him as "Rich Uncle Pennybags," which apparently predates "Milburn."
Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
But to redeem myself, let me point out that I am wearing my WWTBAM Million Point Winner jacket today.

(And I must guiltily admit that it's not just because it's cold. I am showing off. [Embarrassed] )

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Kwea
Member
Member # 2199

 - posted      Profile for Kwea   Email Kwea         Edit/Delete Post 
Trying to show off you mean.


And failing.


[Wink]

Posts: 15082 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
*shrug*

Do you have one of these?

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
I wikied the first name. I always knew him as "Rich Uncle Pennybags," which apparently predates "Milburn."

Ah, Rich Uncle Pennybags I'll give you, lots of slightly older people know that one. He was apparently known as RUP until the late 90's when his name was "officially" changed to Mr. Monopoly.
Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
. . . lots of slightly older people . . .

What the--?!

[Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lisa
Member
Member # 8384

 - posted      Profile for Lisa   Email Lisa         Edit/Delete Post 
Wait a second... Pennybags is on there? Malfoy is on there? And D.D. Harriman isn't on there? I protest!
Posts: 12266 | Registered: Jul 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Storm Saxon
Member
Member # 3101

 - posted      Profile for Storm Saxon           Edit/Delete Post 
quote:

Ah, Rich Uncle Pennybags I'll give you, lots of slightly older people know that one.

/Nelson Munz

Ha! Ha!

/Nelson Munz

[Laugh] pwned

Posts: 13123 | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Storm Saxon
Member
Member # 3101

 - posted      Profile for Storm Saxon           Edit/Delete Post 
(You know I am teasing, Icarus. [Smile] )
Posts: 13123 | Registered: Feb 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
BlackBlade
Member
Member # 8376

 - posted      Profile for BlackBlade   Email BlackBlade         Edit/Delete Post 
How is Lex Luther not there?
Posts: 14316 | Registered: Jul 2005  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Phanto
Member
Member # 5897

 - posted      Profile for Phanto           Edit/Delete Post 
He lost his money trying to take over the world.

Why is Lucious Malfoy so rich though? I'd enjoy an explanation of both that, and when the next book is coming out.

Posts: 3060 | Registered: Nov 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
quote:
Originally posted by Lyrhawn:
. . . lots of slightly older people . . .

What the--?!

[Mad] [Mad] [Mad]

[Wink]

How old are you Ick?

Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Kwea
Member
Member # 2199

 - posted      Profile for Kwea   Email Kwea         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
Originally posted by Icarus:
*shrug*

Do you have one of these?

They are $.30 on ebay, and I didn't have to wait in line. [Big Grin]


How's the PotC game, BTW? Need any more help?

[Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

Posts: 15082 | Registered: Jul 2001  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
rivka
Member
Member # 4859

 - posted      Profile for rivka   Email rivka         Edit/Delete Post 
quote:
How old are you Ick?
Old. Older than me, even.

But not OTB.

Posts: 32919 | Registered: Mar 2003  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Icarus
Member
Member # 3162

 - posted      Profile for Icarus   Email Icarus         Edit/Delete Post 
No, not Older Than Bob.

Heaven forbid!

Posts: 13680 | Registered: Mar 2002  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
Lyrhawn
Member
Member # 7039

 - posted      Profile for Lyrhawn   Email Lyrhawn         Edit/Delete Post 
In my defense, "slightly older" for me means anyone over 25.
Posts: 21898 | Registered: Nov 2004  |  IP: Logged | Report this post to a Moderator
   

   Close Topic   Feature Topic   Move Topic   Delete Topic next oldest topic   next newest topic
 - Printer-friendly view of this topic
Hop To:


Contact Us | Hatrack River Home Page

Copyright © 2008 Hatrack River Enterprises Inc. All rights reserved.
Reproduction in whole or in part without permission is prohibited.


Powered by Infopop Corporation
UBB.classic™ 6.7.2