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Message From celia60:
Why don't you email him, you twit? Or get on IM?
Oh, and there's this girl that misses you, you should probably email her to. What's the address again? I think it's celia60@hotmail.com or something. She is so irritating, you should at least email to tell her to get bent.
I made a roast tonight. Turned out pretty good. It's really big, so I hope we get through the whole thing before it goes bad. I should have made a salad to go with it, tho.
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Cross: The mail of ecstacy works fine, make sure you weren't stupid and used jebus202@yahoo.co.uk again, it's jebus201@yahoo.co.uk . August is open for landing, over.
P.S. You are a dope, over and out.
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Cross is having temporary 'technical' difficulties due to his overall indolent and careless comportment at home this morning - leading his maker to suspect a trip to Heaven might not serve his almost inevitable future as well as aa long series of lectures.
A thousand pardons to celia, I have not forgotten you, I just can`t write these days. I`ll send a thoughtful yet poorly written email as soon as I get my computer back from the shop. I`ll also put in a good word with santa.... you can thank me later.
Jebus, i`d need a crystal ball to know with any certainty what i`m doing a week from now. I tryed calling you once and I got the answering machine. I`m staying with my old man for most of the summer, so you can reach me at: (00 1 613) 237-4713. Meanwhile I`ll try calling you once a day until I get through.
Frisco, turns out she wasnt the love of my life after all.
My apologies to everyone, no doubt the sun no longer shone one your dismal little planets without my presence. I realise it is hard, but there are ways to cope: drink lots of fluids and try to avoid crying over two hours a day.
I've placed a bounty on your head at pweb. Or at least I've tried to make people think that. Hopefully, people will hunt you down and jokingly kill you now. Have a great day.
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