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Dan_raven
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With only 2 days left before we take our son on an night of mandatory performances of Tricks for Treats, the question is,

whats a good kids joke this year?

I'm tired of "What's a ghost's favorite food? Booberry muffins"

And if you know anything construction related, Sasha is going as a Construction Worker, with his own tools and such.

More like--"Who owns the car in your tool box? The Screw-Driver of course."
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I guess "Construction workers have huge erections" is out...
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What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people?

Courtesy of my 11 year old brother. [Big Grin]
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Noemon
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Why was one construction worker staring at the other?

Because he found him riveting.

Okay, that's not that great, but at least it's original (or at least, I've never heard it before).
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Lisa
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Q: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
A: To get to the other slide.

Courtesy of my 7 year old daughter.
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Noemon
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Why did the steam shovel operator like her job so much?

Because she really dug holes.

Hm...steam shovel is such an antiquated term, but I'm drawing a blank on what the modern equivalent would be.
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Boris
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Excavator.

edit: I called them steam shovels for ages. And it's actually easier to say than excavator...fewer syllables.
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Why did the chicken hop across the construction yard?

Because it only had one leg!

Courtosy of my seven year old sister.
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Oh I call them backhoes. I know that the backhoe has a shovel on one end and a bulldozer thingy on the other but you never see them with just a shovel anymore, at least I don't. You probably shouldn't call her a backhoer, though.
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Noemon
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Backhoe! That's the word I was looking for! Thanks, Tatiana; that was going to drive me crazy.
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Dan_raven
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So many comments to make about "Backhoe", so many ways to get banned from this family forum.
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I'm confused. Backhoe is a perfectly legitimate tool that farmers use.
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quote:
Alex: "This word for a long-handled garden implement can also mean an immoral pleasure seeker."

Ken: "What is a ho?"
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I read the post, then thought, before seeing the poster's name "that's got to be from Porter."

I was correct! [ROFL]
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Jaiden
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Q: What do you get if Batman and Robin get smashed by a steam roller?
A: Flatman and ribbon.

Q: What did the little light bulb say to it's Mum?
A: I wuv you watts and watts.

Q: What tools do you need in math class?
A: Multi-Pliers

-told to me by a cousin (age 11?)
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Q: Why didn't the skelton go to the ball?
Q: He had nobody to go with...

Q: Why do ghosts like expensive jewellery?
A: Because demons are a ghouls best friend...

Q: How many labourers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: 100. 1 to hold the room and the other 99 to turn the room...

Bdum tschh - I'll get my coat.
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David G
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Knock. Knock.

Who's there?

Interrupting ghost.

Interrupting gh---

BOOO! BOOO!
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Here's a joke: Two drums and a cymbal fell into a hole. Badum tschh!
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For my varsity (High)school soccer team a Jr told this joke to the coach and we all could not stop laughing:

What time should you go to the dentist:
Tooth-hurty
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This isn't a joke, per se, but I saw it on a t-shirt the other day. I want to get one.

5 out of 4 people have trouble with fractions.
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LargeTuna
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ME: how many people have ADD in america?
You: I dont know, how many?
Me: Wanna ride bikes!
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