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Topic: Good, Bad, Yo Mama (A game)
Javert Hugo
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posted September 28, 2007 04:08 PM
Oh, good grief.
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Primal Curve
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posted September 28, 2007 05:29 PM
The bad: A horrific car accident left you unable to write or communicate verbally.
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Nathan2006
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posted September 28, 2007 07:04 PM
Yo Mama: Through the long process of blinking your eyes to morse code, you manage to have a close friend transcribe your term paper, but you still recieve a failing grade.
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erosomniac
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posted September 28, 2007 07:11 PM
The Bad: by a company that publishes hentai manga.
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pooka
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posted September 28, 2007 07:16 PM
Yo Mamma: They give you a pen name that happens to be that of the guy who turned you down for the Fall formal.
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landybraine
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posted September 28, 2007 07:37 PM
The Bad: It's got a heinous smell in it.
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Nathan2006
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posted September 28, 2007 07:42 PM
Yo Mama: There's a corpse in the trunk
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Threads
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posted September 28, 2007 10:09 PM
The Bad: With the shock collar on
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Raventhief
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posted September 28, 2007 10:55 PM
Yo Mama: ...and he seems to have chewed it off.
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advice for robots
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posted September 30, 2007 02:11 AM
The bad: Only to find out that somebody else got the Sanskrit translator job you were aiming for.
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Morbo
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posted September 30, 2007 03:02 AM
Yo' Mama: and it's the only Sanskrit translator job in the country.
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Tammy
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posted September 30, 2007 02:27 PM
The Bad: You're now working a 60 hour week.
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Teshi
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posted September 30, 2007 02:55 PM
Yo Mama: On the sewage's janitorial staff.
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ludosti
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posted September 30, 2007 03:02 PM
The bad: You're in Phoenix in July and it's 120 degrees outside.
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advice for robots
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posted October 01, 2007 01:55 AM
Yo Mama: You made the tea by sticking a tea bag in a kiddie pool on the sidewalk. Mmmmmm.
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Primal Curve
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posted October 01, 2007 10:14 AM
The bad: It just happened to be the flight that was hijacked by rabid (literally) terrorists.
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ludosti
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posted October 01, 2007 03:41 PM
Yo Mama: During your daring attempt to overcome the terrorists, you were bitten.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 01, 2007 03:47 PM
Bad: The prize was 30 cents.
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advice for robots
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posted October 01, 2007 04:00 PM
Yo Mama: Before taxes.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 01, 2007 04:25 PM
Bad: The running water is a creek that has been diverted through the walls and the lights are fireflies.
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Morbo
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posted October 01, 2007 04:37 PM
Yo mama: A flash-flood warning was just announced on the radio.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 01, 2007 04:39 PM
Bad: It has your neighbor's name on it.
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Juxtapose
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posted October 01, 2007 11:34 PM
Yo mama: With your billing information.
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Ivygirl1937
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posted October 01, 2007 11:39 PM
Bad: That rotted and grew mold.
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Mike
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posted October 02, 2007 12:14 AM
Yo mama: that have evolved into malicious sentient beings plotting to take over the universe.
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Juxtapose
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posted October 02, 2007 04:44 AM
Bad: The colors slowly resolve into a hospital room.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 02, 2007 07:30 AM
Yo Mama: But you can't see them at all anyway, because you've gone blind from too much...er, studying.
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SenojRetep
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posted October 02, 2007 11:59 AM
The bad: You haven't thought of a costume yet
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advice for robots
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posted October 02, 2007 02:06 PM
Yo Mama: Nobody thinks you need one.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 02, 2007 02:10 PM
Bad: You didn't bring lunch or your wallet.
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Juxtapose
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posted October 02, 2007 02:50 PM
Yo Mama: Damn, that smells good.
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Javert Hugo
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posted October 02, 2007 02:52 PM
Bad: It's breathtaking because there is literally no oxygen in the air.
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Dead_Horse
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posted October 05, 2007 07:41 AM
Yo Mama: Because you have fallen out of an air plane at a very high altitude-without a parachute.
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Eduardo St. Elmo
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posted October 05, 2007 09:10 AM
The Bad: They didn't put up a 'caution - wet paint' sign.
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Vyrus
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posted October 05, 2007 08:15 PM
Yo Momma: You decided to rest against the wall for a breather the day of your big presentation.
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steven
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posted October 05, 2007 11:14 PM
The bad: When you play it for her, it reminds the girl you're trying to impress of something awful in her past, which she immediately associates with you forever.
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Pegasus
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posted October 06, 2007 10:12 AM
Being a dwarf, you will spend the rest of your life trying to to impress that same girl. She will always hate you.
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Kelly
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posted November 16, 2009 07:28 PM
The good: I just resurrected this thread
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dabbler
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posted November 16, 2009 08:01 PM
The bad: No one knows who you are.
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scholarette
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posted November 16, 2009 08:14 PM
Yo mama- I think your newest alt is Clive Candy.
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rivka
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posted November 16, 2009 08:23 PM
The good: Man, this thread was fun!
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Sterling
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posted November 16, 2009 09:18 PM
The bad: Alas, it's doomed to wither back into obscurity.
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BlackBlade
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posted November 16, 2009 10:52 PM
Yo mama: dragging you along with it, right before it kills you.
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rivka
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posted November 16, 2009 11:49 PM
The bad: Not, however, completely soundless.
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Traceria
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posted November 17, 2009 01:46 PM
Yo mama: It was in the presence of that same girl mentioned eight or nine posts back.
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rivka
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posted November 17, 2009 01:59 PM
The bad: Ow! That hurt!
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Sterling
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posted November 17, 2009 02:06 PM
Yo Mama: And on reflecting on the burning chemical factory down the road, it's probably not snow.
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Traceria
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posted November 17, 2009 02:16 PM
Yo Mama: It was just yesterday that you blew out the birthday candles on the cake at the office.
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BlackBlade
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posted November 17, 2009 05:41 PM
The bad: It looks like he is expecting something inappropriate in return.
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