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Rudolph
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Left: (my left) coming along quite nicely. Nice and thick

Right: (my right) not quite up to par with left, but acceptable. A little less dense that left

[ March 07, 2013, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]

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Still not king??
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martha-LOL!
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*snort* Daily, indeed. It's been two days. I want my money back.
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Rudolph
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Left: (my left) coming along quite nicely. Nice and thick

Right: (my right) not quite up to par with left, but acceptable. A little less dense that left

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What's wrong with sideburns!?
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It's been ten days, and that's all the update we get? That's not even an update. You just said the same thing again!
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Rudolph
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Left: (my left) coming along so well I actually had to trim it up

Right: (my right) still a little sparse for my tastes, but I haven't gotten any complaints yet...

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I think we deserve a bit more quantification in the results. How long are the hairs? What is the length (below the top of the ear/skull attachment point) of these sideburns? Are the hairs curly or straight (measure the # of 360 degree turns per inch of hair growth).

Also, do you have any of those "fly hairs" growing in? The superthick ones that stick straight out...

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Rudolph
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I shaved 'em off!!!!
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Rudolph
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just kidding!!!!

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Rudolph
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[revive]
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Heh.

I believe my sideburns to be better than yours. I'm sure of it, in fact.

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Come on, Rudolph! Don't leave us hanging. How are the sideburns coming?
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I want pictures!
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Perelandra DOES have some nice sideburns. [Smile]
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Here are some sideburns for ya!
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Sideburn Love
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Nice sideburns, dude.
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Thanks. I shaved them off a month ago or so... I missed them while they grew back.

Yours are good for being so short [Razz]

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It's not the...

no, I'm not going there. [Razz]

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Unfortunately, the BYU dress and grooming standards don't allow me to grow them past my earlobe or onto my cheeks. 'Cause otherwise, I'd definitely grow some big Wolverine-style chops.
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Oh yeah. My conservative christian high school was the same way. The minute I graduated, I grew full-blown chops. I had them down to my chin, baby! [Big Grin]
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Yes, the Hugh Jackman look. Anyone else notice through that whole movie that the stubble on his chin stayed the same?
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Alas, my sideburns are no more. They disappeared down my bathroom sink this morning.

Farewell, sideburns! Perhaps we shall meet again some day!

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I slipped shaving and messed up one side, so then I had to trim both sides up a little

I'll get some pictures up after they are back to normal

sorry for the wait, I know that you all have really been looking forward to the pics, but good things come to those who wait patience is a virtue time flies when you're having fun so have fun and they'll be here before you know it!

YEAH!

[ June 23, 2003, 10:00 AM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]

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the 'burns are totally back in full-fledged power!!!!!!!
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This thread demonstrates why it's an amazing time to be at Hatrack.
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Jon Boy
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It took you three months to grow your sideburns back in?
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no i just never got around to replying!!!!
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ha!
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I love sideburns
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Jon Boy
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Your sideburn report is a little less than daily, Rudolph.
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sorry man...no one's perfect...

anyway i just did a major sideburn trim yesterday in case anyone was wondering..actually more of a thinning out....you guys know what I mean!

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Boy howdy do I know what you mean!
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sweet dude!!!!

I love sideburns!!!!

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this thread is really bizarre. But i'm willing to bet that my burns own yours.
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hey man chill out it's not a competition......

we should be sideburn-sporting friends not facial hair foes!!!!

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Seriously, man, I think you better watch it; you're looking down the barrel of a false advertisement lawsuit.
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For you college football fans out there, the TV announcers were making fun of Kyle Orton's sideburns every time he took of his helmet. Kyle is the Purdue QB. I suspect his sideburns would have made every participant in this thread turn green with envy.

AJ

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There does that title suit you guys better??
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Oh, good. Now it's just a contradiction. Either it's daily or it isn't. You can't keep having it both ways. Sooner or later, you have to own up to the fact that your sideburn report is as sparse as your sideburns.
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Rudolph
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MY SIDEBURNS AREN'T SPARSE AND NEITHER IS MY REPORT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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((Rudolph)) you add spice to hatrack.

AJ

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thanks!

[Smile] [Smile]

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What kind of spice? Like wasabi? Or maybe paprika?

I tell ya, if he adds Chinese Five Spice, I'd rather he were left out of the wok.

Garlic, though... Garlic I can get behind.

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Well I personally liked the "daily sideburn report" title and the randomness with which it was updated. But I love irony.

Maybe the appropriate neutral title would be
"Sideburns Today"

AJ

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Today i licked my finger and then i was twirling my sideburns like those evil guys in movies do and......

i laughed for a long time then like the evil guys do

also, how do you guys like the new title?? i think i'm probably going to change the title everytime I make the report

and keep ya'll guessing!!!

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Sideburn site of the day:
Six Perect Sideburns in Five Minutes

In case anyone was wondering, the second picture from the site above is the closest to my 'burns, except for mine just go straight down instead of doing the little "L" shaped thing....

and no, I don't use that product to groom my sideburns, I use the good old-fashioned way of just looking at them!!!!!

[ November 23, 2003, 07:58 AM: Message edited by: Rudolph ]

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It's a sad day when men must rely on silly template thingies to get good sideburns.
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