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Darth_Mauve
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With Hostess closing its doors that means there are no more Ho-Hos to be had.

Losing the Ho-Hos leaves Santa with just one Ho to say.

So Santa is just another overweight white guy standing on the street corner yelling "Ho!"

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I've considered renting a twinky costume and walking around downtown with sign raised above my head.

"THE END IS NIGH"

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RE: OP


Worst.


Joke.


Ever.

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Kwea
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Hard to return the costume with bites taken out of it though.
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quote:
Originally posted by Kwea:
Hard to return the costume with bites taken out of it though.

Just claim they're zombie bites to support the assertion of the aforementioned end being nigh.
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Hostess’ Twinkie the Kid Proclaims: “I’m Not Dead Yet”

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He sat in his own crumbs, cowboy hat askew, propped up against a rusty dumpster and delivered his own announcement to the world that the Twinkie wasn’t going anywhere.
I love Nanny Goats in Panties. [Big Grin]
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Correction or update on the joke:
The punchline should be "Now Santa is just another overweight white guy standing on the street corner ringing his bell with a "Ho"

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How about: ...just another overweight white guy standing on the street corner ringing his bell and wishing he had more "ho"s.
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Who says Santa has to be white? My older daughter's first visit to Santa (at Marshal Field's on State Street in Chicago in 1994?) she got to sit on the lap of a black Santa. I wonder if I even have that picture any more ... too many moves, every time I move I lose stuff.
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