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PanaceaSanans
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A wordplay that nine-year-olds thought was endlessly funny in Battle School:
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"I'm guilty of being a child. And homicide, too, in some people's opinion."
"Killing Buggers was not homicide."
"No, I guess it was insecticide."


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quote:
She boots up the scanning electron microscope, works her way patiently and punctiliously through the setting and display option screens, and mounts the first of her prepared slides. With a pleasant tingle of anticipation, she puts her eyes to the output rig. Having chosen green as the key colour, she finds herself strolling under a canopy of neuronal dendrites, a tropical brainforest.

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If its ok to kill buggers because its not Homicide, its Insecticide, does that mean its legal to bomb small hotels because your committing "Inn-Side".

Don't get me started on what "Out side" would be.

Murdering the voice actors of that Pixar film with expensive pillow filling is only "Up-side down"

Shooting the actor who played Klinger would be "Farr-side".

Training hunting dogs to kill precious pollinators would be "Bee-side the Pointer"

Stop me before I pun again.....

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Stupid kids- don't they know that despite any external similarities since Buggers evolved on another planet they can't possibly be insects? There are probably all sorts of physiological differences...
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ender's game kind of has to live with the unfortunate future connotations of the word 'bugger'
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If I sink the USS Constitution have I committed old ironcide?
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If I kill Kanye and then talk about it am I telling a westcide story?
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Killing everyone named Herbert would be simple Herbicide.

(How do you gather all the Herberts? Roundup.

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Killing sanitation systems would be sewercide
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I murdered a bowl of pasta for lunch. It was pestocide. Or pastacide. Either way the best part was the breadsticks.

[ September 07, 2016, 09:46 PM: Message edited by: Elcheeko75 ]

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quote:
Originally posted by Samprimary:
ender's game kind of has to live with the unfortunate future connotations of the word 'bugger'

No hard R please...it's buggah, and it's not your word
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