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It's the last quarter and our annual audit is here again. I suggested this audit management software to our boss to speed up or automate our audit procedures. She asked me to check and look for a reliable and easy to use one. Any users here? I really have no idea which is good. I tried searching online but they're like the same. Please help!
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Maybe we'll get another new person to share a link to it, even. That would be awesome. I'll buy it right away.
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HAWSER THANK GOD YOU ARE HERE I REALLY NEED SOME AUDIT MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE AND I REALLY NEED IT QUICK IT IS A REALLY LONG AND COMPLICATED STORY AND I DONT HAVE TIME TO GET INTO MOST OF THE DETAILS BUT I WAS DRIVING NORTH FROM TIJUANA WHEN I WENT A BIT TOO FAR INTO THOSE PARTS OF MEXICO WHERE THERE IS STILL AN OVERT PRESENCE OF ZETAS AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS PART OF MARA SALVATRUCHA BECAUSE I WAS DRIVING A LEMON YELLOW FORD AND DRINKING PETITE SIRAH RIGHT OUT THE BOTTLE WHICH IS APPARENTLY A MARA SALVATRUCHA THING I WAS REALLY EXPECTING I WAS GOING TO GO OUT ALL BARREL STYLE FROM STRAIGHT OUT OF BREAKING BAD BUT THEY THOUGHT THEY COULD MAKE USE OF MY HIGHER THAN AVERAGE ABILITY TO WRITE POSTS ABOUT REALLY BAD VIDEO GAMES SO I FOUND MYSELF CHAINED TO AL SHARPTON ON A BOAT TO ST KITTS AND NEVIS AND I REALLY JUST AT THIS POINT WAS WONDERING HOW HE GOT INVOLVED IN ALL THIS BUT HE DIDNT WANT TO TALK TO ME ABOUT ANYTHING EXCEPT THAT SCOTT ADAMS OF COMIC STRIP DILBERT FAME HAD TRAINED HIM TO BE A MASTER HYPNOTIST PERSUADER AND SO ANYTHING I COULD COME UP WITH AS A WAY OF INTERPRETING WHAT HE WAS SAYING ABOUT DOMINANT SEXUALITY PATTERNS OR THE PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION WAS CLEARLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT GOING TO BE THE EXPECTED RESULT OF HIS CAPACITY TO SHAPE MY MIND AS HE WILLED AND I WAS REALLY EXCITED ABOUT THAT UNTIL I REALIZED THE MOST HE REALLY WANTED TO TALK ABOUT WAS WHICH SEASON OF MY LITTLE PONY WAS THE BEST HE WAS PARTIAL TO SEASON FOUR WHERE I GUESS THE BEST PONY GOT EVEN BETTER BY GETTING TO HAVE A HORN AND WINGS AT THE SAME TIME WHICH IS I GUESS WHAT HAPPENS TO PONIES THAT ARE FED ALL THE ROYAL JELLY AND I WAS LIKE I DONT KNOW I FEEL IT DETRACTS FROM THE ORIGINAL LIFE OF THE SERIES AS A RELATABLE AND UPBEAT PAEAN TO FRIENDSHIP WHERE ALL OF THE PRIMARY CAST OR MANE SIX AS WE MANCHILDREN PUT IT WERE ALL MOSTLY EQUALLY IMPORTANT FEATURES OF A PERIOD OF GROWTH AND TOGETHERNESS AND I THINK I AM MORE OF A SEASON TWO GUY BUT IT IS ENTIRELY HYPOTHETICAL BECAUSE I STOPPED WATCHING MY LITTLE PONY ONCE I WAS NO LONGER LITERALLY BABYSITTING CHILDREN DURING CHAMBER REHEARSAL AND WHEN HE HEARD THAT HE FLEW INTO AN EXTRAORDINARY RAGE THE LIKES OF WHICH I HAVE NEVER SEEN BEFORE FROM AN OTHERWISE RELATEABLE FIGURE IN THE AFRICAN AMERICAN ACTIVIST COMMUNITY AND HE JUST WENT NUTS AND STARTED USING ME AS A FLAIL AND HAMMERED THE BULKHEADS DOWN USING SNAKELIKE MANEUVERS THAT WHIPPED MY SKULL FORWARD AT TREMENDOUS SPEEDS AND WHEN THE CREW TRIED TO SUBDUE HIM HE USED ME TO KILL TWO OBERMAATS AND A VERWALTUNGSMATROSE AND THE SHIPS FLUGMELDUNGSMANN AND BEFORE I BLACKED OUT I REALIZED THAT THESE NAVY TYPES HAD WAY TOO MANY SYLLABLES IN THEIR RANKS TO BE ANYTHING OTHER THAN LITERAL NAZIS CREWING A TIMELOST NAVY VESSEL WHICH MEANT THAT I HAD TO GO GET SUCKED INTO A BUNCH OF UGLY TIME PARADOXES AND SINCE THESE WERE GERMANS I RISKED BECOMING MY OWN GRANDFATHER OR SOME RIDICULOUS THING SO I CLAWED MY WAY OUT OF THE HEAD OF THE SHARPTON FLAIL AND HID ON THE SHIP UNTIL NIGHTFALL WHERE I WAITED FOR THE CREW TO GET DISTRACTED WITH SHARPTON CONTAINMENT TACTICS AND STOLE A DINGHY THAT I FLOATED ON FOR A FEW DAYS AND THE FIRST THING YOU LEARN WHEN YOU ARE FLOATING ON A DINGHY FOR A FEW DAYS IS THAT YOU ARE WHITE AND LIKE I MEAN REALLY WHITE LIKE I MEAN IF AN IRISH KATY PERRY DID IT WITH AN ALBINO VAMPIRE THAT SHE MET IN LINE AT PANERA BREAD AND GAVE BIRTH OVER A HALF TON OF PURE COCAINE THAT BABY WOULD BE ME WHITE AND WHEN YOU ARE THAT WHITE YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS BEING IN THE SUN FOR MORE THAN TEN MINUTES TOPS AND SO AFTER THREE DAYS I WAS PRETTY SURE I WAS HALLUCINATING FROM THE SUNSTROKE AND SEVERE BURNING SO WHEN I FINALLY MADE LANDFALL I THINK I WAS ONLY VAGUELY AWARE THAT I WAS IN PORTUGAL AND SO I WAS WANDERING AROUND BABBLING INCOHERENT BROKEN SPANISH AT PEOPLE AND PRETENDING I KNEW A LOT OF THINGS ABOUT THEIR PUPUSAS AND NATTO WHICH I WAS PRETTY SURE WERE PORTUGESE FOODS BUT IT WAS ALL COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT BECAUSE I WAS ACTUALLY IN KOREA AND THE ONLY WAY I GOT AWAY WITH IT FOR SO LONG IS BECAUSE WHENEVER I TEMPORARILY WENT UNCONSCIOUS I WAS ALWAYS LYING NEXT TO SOME SOTTED SALARYMEN WHO DIDNT QUITE MAKE IT HOME AFTER SEVEN HOURS OF DRINKING SOJU WITH THEIR SUPERIORS AND I SORT OF LOOKED LIKE THEM IF YOU IGNORED THE SEEPING WOUNDS AND THE FACT THAT BY THIS TIME THE ONLY ARTICLE OF CLOTHING I WAS WEARING WAS WHAT WAS LEFT OF A TRAFFIC CONE SORT OF STRETCHED OVER MY HIPS AND LOINS BUT IT WAS OK IN THE END BECAUSE THE DISAFFECTED YOUTH OF THE NATION ASSUMED THAT I WAS MAKING A SORT OF RADICAL STATEMENT ABOUT SOCIETY AND THEY ELEVATED ME TO THE STATUS OF ABSURDIST POP CULTURE ICON AND THEY WOULD GET ME OUT ON TELEVISION TO SAY THINGS AND USUALLY THOSE THINGS WOULD BE THINGS LIKE HEY IM SAM AND IM REALLY EXCITED TO VISIT LISBON WHILE I AM HERE OR THIS ONE TIME I JUST STARTED IMITATING CORRIDINHO DANCES AND THEY THOUGHT I WAS DOING GANGNAM STYLE AND EVERYONE LOST THEIR MINDS THEY THOUGHT IT WAS THE COOLEST THING THEY HAD EVER SEEN AND I ENDED UP WITH A RATHER SUBSTANTIAL NET WORTH AND A HAREM AND AT LEAST TWO ASTON MARTINS AND I MEAN I TELL YOU WHAT I REALLY DO NOT HAVE ANY CLUE NOW OR THEN HOW YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FILE AND REGISTER ALL THESE ASSETS ON YOUR TAXES AND PEOPLE WERE GENERALLY NOT TOO SURE WHAT KIND OF CITIZENSHIP I HAD AND BY THIS TIME I HAD STARRED IN TOO MANY KDRAMAS AS THE ZANY WHITE UNCLE AND OR PRIMARY FORBIDDEN LOVE INTEREST FOR THE KOREAN PEOPLE TO LET GO OF ME SO AT THAT TIME I THINK TECHNICALLY I WAS CONSIDERED A REFUGEE GRANTED ASYLUM BY THE GOVERNMENT SO I HAVE NO PROBLEM ADMITTING TO YOU RIGHT HERE AND NOW WHEN YOU TALK TO ME ABOUT THAT ANNUAL AUDIT THAT I HAVE TOTALLY PRETTY MUCH FOR REAL SERIOUSLY FAILED IT HARD AND I REALLY AM NOT GOING TO SURVIVE IF SOMEONE DOESN'T SUGGEST SOME REALLY GOOD AUDIT MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE REALLY QUICKLY I MEAN WE HAVE A SUPER BURNING NECESSITY FOR SOME REALLY GOOD AUDIT SOFTWARE SO IF YOU SUGGESTED SOME TO YOUR BOSS TO AUTOMATE YOUR AUDIT PROCEDURES LIKE AND I REALLY DONT CARE WHAT THATS ABOUT LIKE IT COULD TOTALLY BE THAT YOU WORK HARVESTING ORGANS AND I MEAN THATS OKAY SOMETIMES WE JUST GOTTA TAKE STRANGE JOBS TO KEEP A ROOF OVER OUR HEADS IN THIS CRAZY ECONOMY EVEN IF WE DONT NECESSARILY USE THE BEST POSSIBLE OR MOST RELIABLE AUDIT SOFTWARE TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE PROPERLY ACCOUNTED FOR HOW MANY SOUTH INDIAN ORPHAN LUNGS AND LIVERS WE HAVE TRANSFERRED INTO THE BODIES OF MEDICAL TOURISTS IN A MOLD INFESTED BASEMENT CLINIC IN THE STREETS OF PORT MORESBY ANYWAY SO WHAT I AM SAYING HAWSER IS THAT ITS TOTALLY OKAY I REALLY DONT JUDGE I HAVE DONE SOME CRAZY THINGS WITH THESE LADIES MYSELF SO I CAN DEFINITELY JOIN YOU WITH SOME SINCERE APPRECIATION OF RELIABLE AUDIT MANAGEMENT SOFTWARE SO I TELL YOU WHAT I AM PROBABLY GOING TO BE DOING A LOW FLYOVER OF THE STATES SOMETIME SOON SO IF WE COULD DO SOME SORT OF A HOT DROP OF SOME AUDIT SOFTWARE I THINK THE BEST PLACE TO DO THAT IS TO HAVE MY GUYS MEET YOUR GUYS AT THIS PLACE WHERE I USED TO GET REALLY CHEAP WEED WHICH NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT I MEAN I WAS FIFTEEN SO THEY COULD HAVE BEEN SELLING ME OREGANO AND I REALLY WOULDNT HAVE KNOWN WHICH IS ME TOTALLY REALIZING IT WAS DEFINITELY OREGANO THIS GUY SOLD IT TO ME AND THE RULE WITH HIM WAS THAT YOU COULD NEVER REFER TO HIM BY HIS NAME YOU COULD ONLY USE THE NAME OF A POKEMON AND YOU WERE NEVER ALLOWED TO USE THE SAME POKEMON NAME TWICE AND THIS WAS REALLY GETTING AWKWARD BECAUSE I REALIZED THAT HIS WEED WAS REALLY GREAT FOR TOMATO SAUCES AND PIZZA AND I RAN OUT OF POKEMON NAMES TO SUMMON HIM WITH AFTER ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY ONE TIMES AND I WAS FORCED TO WAIT FOR THE NEXT EXPANSION TO ADD MORE NAMES FOR MY DEALER ANYWAY IF WE COULD JUST GET THAT DONE THAT WOULD REALLY BE TOPS I ONLY HAVE SOMETHING LIKE FIVE MORE DAYS LEFT ON MY GENERAL DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY ON ACCOUNT OF THAT IT TURNS OUT THAT KOREANS ARE GENERALLY NOT POLYGAMIST AND SO I AM IN ALL SORTS OF TROUBLE WITH THE LAW THERE IF I CANT ACCOUNT FOR ALL OF MY EXPENSES AND TAXABLE INCOME IM REALLY RUNNING OUT OF OPTIONS HERE HAWSER SO JUST GO AHEAD AND LET ME KNOW WHEN WE CAN MAKE A SWAP I MOSTLY DEAL IN TCHOTCHKES THAT I KEEP BRINGING OVER FROM ISRAEL TO APPEASE MY KOREAN WIVES I DONT KNOW WHY IT WORKS BUT I AM PRETTY SURE THAT IT IS BECAUSE I HAVE A KNACK FOR ONLY EVER PICKING OUT REALLY HAUNTED ISRAELI CULTURAL ARTIFACTS I MEAN I AM PRETTY SURE I HAVE A PIECE OF THE WAILING WALL AND I REALLY FEEL ROBBED BY THAT ONE BECAUSE FOR ALL THE SPOOKY POLTERGEIST CRAP I HAVE MANAGED TO PRODUCE FROM THESE RANDOM ITEMS LIKE ONCE I GOT A LITTLE CAP LIKE THEY WEAR EXCEPT THIS ONE TALKS TO YOU ITS SO CRAZY IT MOSTLY JUST TALKS ABOUT WHICH EPISODES OF THE CRITIC IT LIKES THE MOST AND WHY THEY THINK WE SHOULD BRING IT BACK WHILE WE STILL HAVE SOMEONE TO VOICE JAY SHERMAN AND ITS LIKE I REALLY DONT THINK I DISAGREE AND I DONT HAVE THE TIME TO GET CAUGHT IN PUBLIC ARGUING WITH A YARMULKE AGAIN ABOUT VINTAGE AMERICAN CARTOONS SO I TRY TO GET IT TO START ARGUING WITH THE BLEEDING DREIDEL THAT LITERALLY BLEEDS AND I GET THEM ALL INVOLVED IN THE PARTICULARS OF NONPROFITS IN THE UNITED STATES AND HOW YOU CAN REINVEST OVER NINETY NINE PERCENT OF DONATIONS TO ADMINISTRATIVE OVERHEAD AND WHAT A RACKET THAT IS BUT I MEAN THIS DREIDEL ONLY EVER REALLY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT WHEN IT ISNT EMITTING A PIERCING GHOSTLY WAIL IS HOW ITS LITERALLY THE COOLEST THING IN THE WORLD THAT THE ALIEN MOVIE FRANCHISE IS RETCONNING AWAY EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED AFTER THE SECOND MOVIE WHICH MEANS THAT HICKS AND BISHOP ARE ALIVE AGAIN I MEAN IF A SYNTHETIC IS EVER ACTUALLY ALIVE ANYWAY AND SO IT TURNS OUT NEWT IS TOO BUT THE PERSON WHO PLAYED NEWT LEFT ACTING ENTIRELY SO I AM LIKE ARE THEY GOING TO MAYBE FIND HER AGAIN SO SHE CAN DO A CAMEO I MEAN FOR A PERPETUALLY EXSANGUINATING DREIDEL THIS DREIDEL IS LIKE REALLY INTO ALIENS IT JUST CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE CINEMATROGRAPHY SO ANYWAY THE POINT OF IT IS THAT ITS SUCH A RIPOFF BECAUSE THIS PIECE OF THE WALL NEVER ACTUALLY WAILS I CAN'T EVEN GET A PROPER KVETCH OUT OF IT SO THATS A TOTAL BUST SO ANYWAY IF YOU COULD GET ON THAT AUDIT SOFTWARE FOR ME THAT WOULD BE TOPS JUST THANK YOU IN ADVANCE YOU CAN GET IN TOUCH WITH ME ON YOUTUBE APPARENTLY IF YOU START AND STOP MARRIED WITH CHILDREN VIDEOS IN A CERTAIN SEQUENCE IT WIRES A MESSAGE TO MY HEAD I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHATS UP WITH THAT BUT NOT TO RUSH YOU JUST REMEMBER I DONT HAVE A LOT OF TIME SO ILL SEE YA WHEN I SEE YA HAWSER DONT LET ME DOWN BABY
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