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Posted by unfortunate souls (Member # 6559) on :
 
If you are on AIM please AIM us with the answers. or post a reply. [Eek!]

5.Why must Graff isolate Ender from the other boys?

6. Who is being described in this quote.
"He's clean. Right to the heart, he's good."

8. Analyze the friendship between Ender and Alai.

9. What is the Giant Game??

10.What is the quality that is necessary in Battle school as a starfleet camander?

That's it for now...more later
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Do. Your. Own. Homework.
 
Posted by unfortunate souls (Member # 6559) on :
 
[Cry] [Frown]

READ OUR NAME!! WE R DOOMED!!!
 
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
 
Did you READ the book? If you did, you surely know the answers to these...

FG
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
You could always just read the book and know the answers. It's rather enjoyable.
 
Posted by unfortunate souls (Member # 6559) on :
 
We skimmed the book....But don't have time to read it now! we're doomed....
 
Posted by cRaZy ToM (Member # 6474) on :
 
Lol...Im me SPACEMANSPIF05 if u want help
 
Posted by Anthro (Member # 6087) on :
 
Look, you really shouldn't be doing this. It's a good book, and you should have read it. If yuo didn't put in an actual effort, well . . .
 
Posted by alath (Member # 6150) on :
 
hey, if you posted this at close to 5 o'clock today, then it would have been easy for you to read the book and answer the questions before tomorrow for school. you would have had hours. It's almost nine now and you could STILL read it and answer the questions. It's not that long of a book and it doesn't take too long to read and I can guarentee that you'll like it and it's definitely worth it.

edit: pointless question

[ May 20, 2004, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: alath ]
 
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
OK, I am not unsympathetic to people who fail to do their homework on time. I'll give you a fighting chance. I'll give you two answers, one of them is correct and the other one is, less correct, and one is flat out wrong.

5.Why must Graff isolate Ender from the other boys?

a. Ender had mono.

b. Ender must learn he can never expect help when he fight the Formics

c. No one can hear you scream in space.

6. Who is being described in this quote.
"He's clean. Right to the heart, he's good."


a. George Bush

b. Ender

c. Ender-Valentine

8. Analyze the friendship between Ender and Alai.

a. Like the one between Ender and Val, but with beer.

b. A little fruity.

c. Like Neo and Morpheus.

9. What is the Giant Game??

a. A fantasy game that psychoanalyzes the students.

b. The game when Barry Bonds broke the homerun record.

c. A drinking game with someone who keeps shouting, "INCONCEIVABLE!"

10.What is the quality that is necessary in Battle school as a starfleet camander?

a. The ability to stand Klingon coffee.

b. The ability to inspire loyalty in followers.

c. The ability to spell commander.

[ May 19, 2004, 10:20 PM: Message edited by: vwiggin ]
 
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
 
[ROFL]

Great minds think alike - I was plotting out answers in my head and logged on again to do this.

And lookee there! Another wit beat me to it!

[Kiss]

God love ya, Beren!
 
Posted by vwiggin (Member # 926) on :
 
Love ya right back, God and Shan. [Wink]
 
Posted by JO14921 (Member # 6562) on :
 
The biggest favor any of us could do for you is to not help you get out of reading this book. If your plead is in fact justified, then you have my empathy. Trust me, speaking from experience, when I say that while our answers might help you tonight, you will need to learn to get your act together eventually and not rely on others for help. And look, there's the answer to the first question.

I hope things work out for you.
 
Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
 
Oh you guys be nice. Everybody knows reading a book won't help you much toward getting a good grade on a book report any way, and book reports suck anyway, who the heck cares who's being described in the quote in #6, and who wants to BS their way through an analysis of a friendship let alone the one between Ender and Alai, which if you ask me is one of the best parts of the book.
Actually I hate book reports really bad, no matter the questions, the only good answer unless your trying to indoctrinate fragmentation is "read the danged book yourself". So I say, copy, cheat, AIM, and ask away!
-endeth ranteth-
 
Posted by Sobenz (Member # 6517) on :
 
I don't want anybody else to complain to me about asking people for some help on a bit of homework. At least I didn't straight out asked answers to questions. This is just pathetic...
 
Posted by Bean Counter (Member # 6001) on :
 
If you are on AIM please AIM us with the answers. or post a reply.

5.Why must Graff isolate Ender from the other boys?

To learn the Loneliness of command.

6. Who is being described in this quote.
"He's clean. Right to the heart, he's good."

Guess! You will be right. [No No]

8. Analyze the friendship between Ender and Alai.

Alai is older, make it up from there. [Big Grin]

9. What is the Giant Game??

No such game! There was a Giant drink and a Fantasy game but this trick question was meant to screw you!

10.What is the quality that is necessary in Battle school as a starfleet camander?

Belive it or not homicidal violence to anyone who gets in your way! [Smile] [Taunt]

BC

Who amoung you when your brother asks you for bread gives him a stone? [Evil]
 
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
 
Most of us! [ROFL]
 
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
 
Ya'll have no idea how many people I've screwed over by answering their requests for homework "help."

[Evil Laugh]
 
Posted by docmagik (Member # 1131) on :
 
5.Why must Graff isolate Ender from the other boys?

Because they still blame his peformance for messing up the first Star Wars.

Well, that and Jar-Jar.

Because they still put hope in Lucas.

6. Who is being described in this quote.
"He's clean. Right to the heart, he's good."

Dale Murphy

8. Analyze the friendship between Ender and Alai.

Ender has told other people things, but he's never, ever, ever told Alai.

9. What is the Giant Game??

This is one. Here's another. And another.

And one more, for the shoot-em-up fans.

10.What is the quality that is necessary in Battle school as a starfleet camander?

The ability to sell lots and logs of books with your name in the title.
 
Posted by Zamphyr (Member # 6213) on :
 
hahaha. What is Dale Murphy up to these days ??
 
Posted by MidnightBlue (Member # 6146) on :
 
[ROFL] [ROFL]
This thread is hilarious!
 
Posted by Lupus (Member # 6516) on :
 
quote:
c. A drinking game with someone who keeps shouting, "INCONCEIVABLE!"
Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
 
Posted by AmmonRah (Member # 6583) on :
 
quote:
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c. A drinking game with someone who keeps shouting, "INCONCEIVABLE!"
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Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die

Is that the part where Ender has to build up a resistance to Formic poison so that he doesn't pass out in front of Alai during the "Giant Game"? (The game was invented by Andre, of course)

[ May 29, 2004, 11:11 PM: Message edited by: AmmonRah ]
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
It's a darn shame this Peterson fellow is involved. One or the other of the Scott's could do so much with this material.

*shakes head*

fallow
 
Posted by Achilles_de_Flandres (Member # 6672) on :
 
If you had actually read the book, you'd know, I'm not wasting my time answering your questions. If anyone does, they are a veerryy good samaritan, unlike me.

Further more, I shall help you:

5. Because they were threatening to cut his paycheck so he did that to seem professional.

6. A priest, who got stabbed, after taking a shower.

7. WHERED QUESTION 7 GO?

8. Ender hated Alai, so he mercilessly killed him with a banana of doom.

9. It's that game that had a controller the size of a house.

10. Weak and stupid.
 
Posted by A Rat Named Dog (Member # 699) on :
 
Here's my question. When you're quoting piecemeal from a worksheet, why in the world would you include the original question numbers?
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
quote:
9. What is the Giant Game??
It's an X-Box because the controller is so HUGE. LOLOL !!1!
 
Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :
 
Geoff, the person probably though we would be glad to do his/her homework. That's knowing us quite bad.
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Gryphonesse (Member # 6651) on :
 
This is the best laugh I've had ALL WEEK...
 


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