Well, I know that pH is all about the Deisel, that Olivet could get down jiggity with Ewan McGregor and that most of us would give a limb to have just thirty minutes alone in a locked room with Orlando Bloom. But I love to find out what other women consider attractive, so this is my "Name Yer Top Hotties" thread.
I'll name four, but there is no limit.
1) Jonny Lee Miller 2) Jude Law 3) Ralphe Fiennes 4) Craig Kilborne
I like 'em tall, blondish and with FABULOUS noses. Though Ralphe Fiennes' eyes would melt titanium.
And Yours?
(To the Boy Hatrackers who can't obey simple instructions: There will be no panty raid here. Please use the nearest marked exit.)
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
<insert double-standard comment here>
*steals panties and breaks for the exit*
[This message has been edited by Xavier (edited May 03, 2002).]
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
No, no, Xavier! Follow me!
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Searching for an exit...searching for an exit...OH WHY WON'T AN EXIT APPEAR?!AGGGHHHH!
(grabs a few panties and runs, followed by girly shreiks, his exit finally found, yelling over his shoulder)
WE'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN!!WE'RE NOT GONNA LISTEN!! WHEEEEEEE!!!
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
All males are hereafter ordered to the Panty Raid planning thread until further notice.
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Hey Ralphie- with a thread name like that, it's all like an invitation!
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Damn Derailers! GET OUTTA MY THREAD!!!
::runs after Derailers with broom::
There'll be no panties for you, I say!
::grumbles to self about the shocking lack of instruction-following seen in today's Hatracker males::
Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :
Except for Legolas (not orlando bloom, interestingly enough) only one comes to mind that sparks my interest.
Jet Li
Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :
Except that you mentioned Jude Law, Ralphi. And Jude Law is nice too look at.
Posted by Black Fox (Member # 1986) on :
::stealthy moves about as if he belongs in the drawer as he is the infamous pantie ninjay::
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
No, you did not see this. Look away.
Posted by bruinlawyer2002 (Member # 2264) on :
quote:There'll be no panties for you, I say!
Whoa guys, these chicks don't wear underwear! Sweet!
::Runs for the cover of Locke's thread::
Posted by Black Fox (Member # 1986) on :
:Suddenly Pantie Ninja feels a strange force draw his vision left... his face barely tightens as he sees her.. The Pantie Raptor::
[This message has been edited by Black Fox (edited May 03, 2002).]
Posted by Hobbit Squad (Member # 3365) on :
We thought BlackFox said 'Pantie rapor'
*pull males back to planning thread*
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
New foe! HISSSSSSSSSSSS!
Posted by Amka (Member # 690) on :
Pretty pansies
Posted by Black Fox (Member # 1986) on :
:: The Pantie Ninja quickly dives to the right ducking and rolling behind a large set of green "granny panties" and quickly sprints around a pair of blue glittery panties hoping to throw the pantie raptor off with the bright "sparklies"::
Posted by Black Fox (Member # 1986) on :
:: The Pantie raptor slowly sniffes around the Granny panties trying in vain to catch the invisble odor of the pantie ninja, howver the pantie ninja is far away using his B.R.A. ( Big radio antenna) to call in his extraction team::
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Jeesh. Leave it to the guys to make a perfectly harmless thread into a Friday night e-panty raid.
You know, boys, I won't be able to babysit you for long. I'm gonna go see You-Know-What again in, like, five minutes. Can I expect you to babysit yourselves?
Girls, I suggest we ignore them and their almost unbearably hilarious 'Panty Raid Planning Thread'. Just pretend they aren't even here...
And list yer hotties, dagnabit.
Posted by Black Fox (Member # 1986) on :
::Pantie Ninja wishes he was a hottie::
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
We need not babysitting.
Wait, wait-our hotties?
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
alright...this pantie thing is really strange anyway. in no particular order:
BEN BROWDER Paul Goddard Daniel Goddard Jackson Raine Ian McKellen Toby McGuire Viggo Mortenson Sean Bean the guy who plays logan on Dark Angel and everyone on ralphie's list, too. and ken, who keeps me in perspective.
I've probly forgotten some.
Ni!
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Read the sign at the front, Fossil.
Go make your own Hottie thread, or use the panty-raid thread.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Hugh Grant
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
I thought Ian McKellen was a hundred year old homosexual. You girls are crazy .
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Burn!
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
it doesn't matter, he's still awesome. and plus...the hot ones are always gay.
Ni!
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Xavier
Posted by Hobbit Squad (Member # 3365) on :
*steals panties off of everyone in thread, including Gandalf by unfortunate coincidence.*
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Hey, I am not gay!
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
That must mean you are not hot then fossil. Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
Did Jeni just insult me or compliment me?
*scratches head*
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Guess you'll never know! Posted by Skada (Member # 2952) on :
Lenny Kravitz and Carl Anderson! He played Judas in Jesus Christ Superstar. What a jumpsuit! I like a man who can wear a jumpsuit... or handle an orc. Just to reiterate, Legolas is just... *GORGEOUS*
As an afterthought, Will Smith isn't that bad either. He can handle alien childbirth, which you can't say about many.
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
Jan Ullrich Patrick Stewart Sean Connery Tom Cruise (although he's really deteriorated in past 5 years)
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
All right, what about the older guys?
Pierce Brosnan, especially awesome in the Thomas Crown affair
Sean Connery (Still sexy though old)
Kevin Costner and Mel Gibson
Two that are fun to watch in older movies Robert Redford (though he didn't age as well as Sean) Errol Flynn
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Hey Rabbit, I agree with you about Tom Cruise.
As far as Jan Ullrich, all cyclists have nice derriers... but yeah he was pretty cute. Swimmers have nice bods too.
AJ
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
*still swooning over Hugh Grant*
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
I like the faces with character and a little boyish humor
Sean Connery Alan Alda Will Smith Pierce Brosnan Mel Gibson Bruce Willis
but I think the hottest guy on the screen today is Goran Visnjic from ER
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Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Bono is sexy as hell.
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
::wanders in unassumingly::
::bursts into flames::
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
I visited the boys panty thread and it was just amazing..
Boxers on the dresser, briefs on the doorknobs.. and Gandalph running around in a red thong!
Can't we get those boys to pay more attention to their own undies and less attention to ours?!
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Ashton Kutcher
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Rupert Everett
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
I am having way too much fun with this thread.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
quite frankly, that freddie prinze jr. fella shouldnt bend over around me. Hell, for him, i might even catch.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
That is scary Odouls. I am impressed that you can admit that you find a guy attractive, but I'm still afraid.
Very, very, afraid.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
We must return Hatrack to a family orientated site!
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I was pretty sure Odouls was either a woman or a poof. I'm still not sure which one, but at least I've narrowed the field.
Okay, I'm officially hot for Tobey McGuire. He's Spidelicious.
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
what, pray tell, is a poof?
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
I'm guessing homosexual.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
No, not merely gay. Fa-laming. (See: "Wilde")
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
This thread has made me realize that I can't think of a single blonde man who I find particularly hot.
Posted by Hobbit Squad (Member # 3365) on :
*pops out and uses the power of elastic bands to shoot briefs at the females in this thread*
*runs away stealthily.*
Posted by ElvenWench (Member # 3113) on :
Cary Elwes was hot in the Princess Bride. But I agree, I ususally go for brunettes.
Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
what i find sort of amusing about odouls' comment is that freddie prinze jr. is the one star that was ever compared (lookswise) to my ex boyfriend that he was also friends with....
i mostly go for brunettes and darker men, but if you're hot, you're just frikkin' hot, no matter what color! i love men with character, as well. hmm, great buns don't hurt either, though!
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Posted by Kepper (Member # 3354) on :
Uh yeah, I can't think of many hot blondes either.
Darker guys are just more attractive to me, I guess.
Kepper Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Val Kilmer = Hot Blonde
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
I go for hot blonds and redheads. My husband is a blond. He races bikes. BannaOj is definitely right about cyclists.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
You're crazy people. All the best ones are blond. I mean JONNY LEE MILLER and JUDE FREAKING LAW, people.
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Posted by Kepper (Member # 3354) on :
But, Jude Law wasn't originally blonde, was he? I thought his hair was naturally a dark brown.
What about the hottest British actors? Wow. I have a lot. Billy Zane, Jude Law, Ewan McGreggor, just to name some.
Kepper Dude
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Okay, Billy Zane is a hot guy with dark hair. You've got me there.
But, is he British? I thought he was American.
Posted by Kepper (Member # 3354) on :
No, I'm pretty sure he's British. My friend is a huge fan.....
And I think I remember him being on the list of "Hottest British Actors," right under Ewan McGreggor.
Kepper Dude.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
heath ledger's blonde, yes?
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
I know he has a spotted history, but Rob Lowe on the West Wing is pretty cute too. I agree Carey Elwes is fantastic in the Princes Bride, and hot.
Because of an unfortunate uncanny resemblance I loathe Mathew McConaughay(sp?) who is also blone.
Two others that have to be one of the hottest duos are Matt Damon and Ben Affleck in Good Will Hunting.
The black hero guy in Save the Last Dance. Also Cuba Gooding Jr. though he is getting older. Denzel Washington is pretty cute too.
The Rock (though his movie sucked, and I hate wrestling, but he is hot... I guess there always has to be one exception)
Posted by Risuena (Member # 2924) on :
This thread reminds me of "The Wall of Men" we had in our townhouse. The pictures went from floor to ceiling and about eight feet long. It was nice. We were also very quick to point out that we only put up men who we admired for some achievement. Of course, there were some guys who's achievements were being hot. :shrug: What can you do?
On to actual names. I have a preferance for actors from the UK. Jude Law, Ewan Macgregor, Ralph and Joseph Fiennes, Rufus Sewell and others, that list goes on.
Also, this new Richard Gere movie coming out, Unfaithful, I'm actually tempted to see it. I don't like Richard Gere at all (beady little eyes), but Olivier Martinez is in it. Incredibly hot french actor that I first saw in the Horseman on the Roof.
Oh yeah, I tend to prefer dark guys to blondes, but I don't discriminate
Posted by Unseen (Member # 3227) on :
I can't believe I'm even posting in this thread but... Instead of posting on who's "hot" how 'bout who's sexy? If so... Sean Connery. Ok, I know he's old but come on. Have you ever listened to his voice? Anyways, maybe you guys can help me... Who the *$@% is Josh Hartnett?
Posted by Kepper (Member # 3354) on :
Josh Hartnett is a hearthrob, in movies such as Pearl Harbor and Black Hawk Down (with Orlando Bloom!) I'd say he's moderately hot. Hehehehe. I mean, practically every girl in my class would die just to shake his hand, but I don't think that much of him.
Sean Connery? His voice annoys me. Heh, it sounds as though he's speaking with his teeth clenched.
Kepper Diamonds are a girl's best friend!
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
there is this guy who was in my freshman humanities class that's almost platinum blonde that I've thought is hot since I first met him. sadly, he has an ass's personality, but he is nice to look at.
for some reason, I like fairhaired guys, but there aren't many around
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Kepper - I've never heard Billy Zane's British accent. This is probably good since I think I would spontaneously combust if I did.
Risuena has FAB taste in men. 'Cept that "I tend to prefer dark guys to blonds", but it's hard to have as perfect taste as I.
P.S. - Kepper, whats up with Sean Connery's voice annoying you? Do you have all your chromosomes, girl?
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
Okay, I would die if I ever met Brenden Fraser. I don't know why. It is a totally irrational thing. I've had a poster of him on my bathroom door for years. It started in high school (after seeing School Ties) and it has only gotten worse. I was so pissed off that Alicia Silverstone got to kiss him. AAAAAHHHHH! I would have this man's love child.
*regains composure*
I like bald men. Patrick Stewart has to be one of the most attractive older men on earth. Then, if I see an attractive bald man with a goatee...I have to leave the room.
Denzel, oh yeah. Jonny Depp, mmmhhmmm. And as of late I have formed an uncanny attraction to Keanu Reeves. It all started with the Matrix and went down hill from there (I actually own the movie Speed).
I just realized that this whole post makes me sound kind of...well...um...I don't know...desperate. But I'm single living in the middle of rural Missouri, I have to have some dreams.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Ewan McGregor is kind of a blonde. Actually, his natural color is a lot like Ron's (a light brown reddish blonde... sort of thing).
Also fond of Sean Bean, Cary Elwes, Ralphe Fiennes and Jude Law. Julian Sands, before he went wonky. David Bowie.
Hey, I guess I have a thing for blondes, too.
I also second whoever said a lot of Hot guys are gay. Which reminds me... I idon't know his name, but Ian McKellan's Oscar date was absolutely drool-worthy.
But I also like Ben Affleck, and I liked the look of Kyle Macglothlin before he got old and tan.
Sam Neil.
Sean Connery (for an old fart, he's still got it). Alan Rickman also fits the old but interesting bill.
In the so creepy/ugly that I find them fascinating category:
Willem Defoe Gary Oldman Christopher Walken
Not sure how to categorize him, but Trent Reznor also pushes my buttons. *shrugs* I'll put Dave Matthews here, too, but only for his voice and the way he sings about kissing. Mmmm.
Rufus Sewell
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I actually agree with most of the ones posted so far, but I forgot one that nobody else has mentioned yet (I think).
Christian Bale.
The only thing better than Ewan McGregor by himself is Ewan McGregor with Christian Bale. *faints*
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Here it is, in no particular order. I feel the need to say that I love my husband, who is a cross between George Clooney and Richard Gere.
Christian Bale Tom Welling Michael Rosenbaum Rupert Everett Matthew McConaughey Brendan Frasier Noah Wyle Dale Davis Henry Simons Wesley Snipes LL Cool J Chris Klein Julian Sands Ewan McGreggor
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
yum yum.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Great list, Mrs. M. Yummers.
Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
Thank you. I have spent years pining after those fine gentlemen.
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
Skada-Judas in the new, or old Jesus Christ Superstar? Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
David Duchovny. Okay, he's old for me, but just look at this pic. Yummy...
Elijah Wood
Legolas (but not Orlando Bloom, strangely enough...)
Sean Biggerstaff (gotta love that Scottish accent in the HP movie )
Cary Elwes was really cute in The Princess Bride, but seeing him as icky Follmer on the X-Files kind of ruined his appeal...
That's all I can think of for the moment...I'll come back if I think of anyone else.
~Jane~
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
JaneX, I'm with you on the Legolas thing, but not Orlando Bloom.
MrsM, good list.
And, after Friday, I have to add Peter Parker to the list. And, I had totally forgotten about David Duchovny. Samantha1013 will agree with that one.
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Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
*adds Fluffy* Anyone using the name Fluffy must be comfortable to sleep with, at least.
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
totally agree on the Legolas thing. Out of character Orlando Bloom does not appeal to me.
Yes, Sean Connery may be old, but he's got it still.
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Harrison Ford Heath Ledger Johnny Depp Will Smith Cary Elwes young Tom Cruise David Duchovny Brad Pitt without facial hair Matt Damon Sean Connery Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn LeVar Burton Mel Gibson with long hair Ian McKellen Patrick Stewart
Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
there IS something about those bald men... i have always had a weird thing for ben kingsley, and yule brenner was simply fly, fly, fly.
i didn't think i could dig orlando bloom out of his legolas character either, but then i was watching "Wilde" the other night (can we say gratuitous jude law hiney shots??!)and in the beginning when oscar sees the group of boys on the street, it was orlando bloom that smiled mischeviously and said "looking for someone??" mmm. sizzled like butter in a skillet...
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Bald men? Ew ew no.
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
No offense to any Hatrackian bald men out there.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Yeah. I like Sean Connery better without a hair piece. Patrick Stewart, Ben Kingsley (anybody see Sexy Beast?) and Yule Brennar (except for the whole being dead thing).
Chow Yun Fat
Yeah, the Biggerstaff kid from Harry Potter. You know, between Ewan, Billy Boyd and Sean Connery, I think I might have something of a Scot fixation. I like Scots. Not Scotts (dated a few, and hated them ) *wanders off to find a good recipe for haggis*
Will Smith, and even Tommy Lee Jones, though he aint as pretty as Will, he's got that indefinable something. Denzel Washington is just picture perfect, and so devoted to his family. *sigh*
Orlando Bloom... Nope, not really. Legolas, yes. *makes mental note to rent "Wilde" when the hubby is out of town Tueday night* I'll let you know.
I like Viggo better with the dark hair, but he is nice to look at in any case.
Elijah Wood? No, not really, though I did fall hard for his Frodo. Nice eyes. But, almost freakishly large. I have this friend with very large eyes, and one of her co-workers called her a "bug-eyed freak" at a conference(he was drunk). When I see interviews with Elijah Wood, I think, "How cute!" followed quickly by, "bug-eyed freak." Just jealous because of my squinty Shawnee eyes, I guess.
Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
i was sitting here thinking, jude law just seems like one of those men that god painted with a very small brush from head to toe...
he is not my ideal man, but he is just like a statue that was put over a slow burning flame, and come to life. ooooooh boy.
i really like brandon boyd from incubus. i want him to be my boyfriend so we can lay in the grass as he braids my hair and then we can pick wild flowers together. heh, he just seems like that sort of boyfriend.
i always narrate subtle and sensual "interactions" between brandon boyd and keanu reeves to squick out two of my best guy friends...
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
My list gonna be long...
Michael Weatherly (logan in dark angel) kwsni, check out www.darkangelfan.com jude law goran visnjic bruce willis tobey mcguire brad pitt Carter from ER Keanu reeves Aragorn (only in LOTR) elijah wood Denzel There are others...
Posted by Black Fox (Member # 1986) on :
hmm I always thought Matt Damon was a hottie. I think if I was a shorter, blonder, more attractive guy. I'd be Matt Damon.
Posted by Samantha1013 (Member # 3439) on :
aretee was right, I definitely pick David Duchovny!
*sigh*
Posted by IrishAphrodite19 (Member # 1880) on :
Gavin Rossdale from Bush, wow! heehee, I got to see him in concert this weekend.
And Kevin Griffin from Better Than Ezra, saw them too.
Yeah thats my input.
~~IrishAphrodite~~
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I really don't get the Matt Damon thing. He is so alarmingly unnattractive when he smiles. Otherwise, I guess he's cute. Loved him in most movies I've seen him in, but never thought him hot (well maybe in The Talented Mr. Ripley, but that was prolly the boy/boy mistique of the character. Who WOULDN'T want Jude Law, after all?)
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I don't like Matt Damon. Or Ryan Phillipe. Or Brad Pitt.
Gimme Vin, David Draiman, Arnold Vosloo (but ONLY as Imhotep).... Yeah, I'm weird. I likey my men big and muscley and with shaved heads and in black.
Of course, there's also Jay Gordon. And a few of my musical friends...but unfortunately, I'm the bodyguard chick who carries equipment....I'm the one they come to with girl troubles. Poor me.
And of course, Tobey MacGuire. That scene...with the shirtlessness and the flexing....that was most droolworthy. When Liz and I got out of the theatre: Liz: Oh my God....I'm going to marry Spider-man. Me: No way! He is _so_ mine! Liz: Hands off! Me: No, you get your grubby paws off _my_ man!
Oh, and Hugh Jackman.
-pH
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
OH!! I forgot about the yummy man, with the shaved head, who played Imhotep (is that Arnold Vosloo?). That movie tore me apart Brendan or the mummy guy, Brendan or the mummy guy? Oh, and that other guy from the mummy, you know, they guy on the horse who led the horse people. (Can you tell I haven't seen this movie in a while?) That movie was really good eye candy. If I didn't have three Mystery Science Theatres at home to watch, I would watch the mummy again.
Oh, and the guy from Mystery Science Theatre 3000, he's a yummy blonde! (Is his name Mike?)
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Aretee-- I liked The Mummy for the same reason. The majority of the men in that film have really sensuous-looking lips. Arnold Vosloo is Imhotep and Oded Fehr is the horse-riding hero guy. MmmrRroOow!
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I only liked Imhotep. Hehe. But I'm weird, and I also thought Nomak was cute. You know. The bad guy from Blade 2. I worry about myself.
Of course, Mandalorian armor is hot. I think I've made that clear already.
yes aretee, mike nelson from mst3k is cute, and my brother told me his book is funny as all get out. i also always had a weird little thing for joel, too...
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
There's a reason why David Duchovny's at the top of my list...
I've got a lot more pics where that one came from, too. Just say the word.
~Jane~
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
BLEAH!! Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
^ l l l Jealousy (see above)
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Sorry i'm way late but i couldn't resist. I think Mrs.M is Smallville fan - but Tom Welling is just TOO pretty for me. But man, even *I* think that Lana Lang (Kristen Kreuk) is incredibly hot and she does it without being slutty.
Anyway, my list (from hottest on down):
Jeremy Northam (am I the only one??) Harry Connick, Jr. Patrick Stewart Jude Law Brendan Frasier
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Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Jude Law....awwww, yeah. Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Ewan McGregor!!! Tiger Woods. (I know, I know - that attitude. Still, he's gorgeous)
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
I'm resurrecting this one 'cause it cracked me up when I reread it. I know the panty raid offended some, but, dagnabit, it was funny.
(edit: Ralphie Lovin' is available in both the 'spelling proficient' and 'spelling challenged' varieties.)
[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited July 28, 2002).]
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Is that an imposter Ralphie or is it really her?
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
Okay, I SWEAR there was another post there. Ignore me.
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
I hope there is no impersonator. If there is, there will be a swordfight.
One more person I forgot to add to my list. The hottest guy I've ever seen(besides my husband, of course).
I'm just trying to figure out where the other five impersonator posts are, Frisco-baby.
You will go down for this. Down to Chinatown.
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
*stumbles into thread, runs around in circles, runs into wall.*
Oooh, a whole jar of ritalin!
*overdoses*
*begins plans for world domination again.*
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
*Does 'girly' stuff.*
*Gets bored.*
*decides to go visit siter and help her snag a man*
Well, okay, maybe not. Anyone up for an involved plot to kidnap Jude Law, Ewan McGregor or, um, Vin Diesel?
Aside to pH-- Vin is on the cover of this week's Entertainment Weekly... You can have my copy when I'm done. *Hopes pH will come visit*
Posted by ^Saudade^ (Member # 175) on :
Ewan McGregor?
*gets net, rope, and some chocolate*
I am in!
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
Guy Pearce.
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
OH! I forgot a few more.
Ed O'Neill Cheech Marin Ron Jeremy Mike Tyson
Something about them gets my blood flowing...
Posted by Paul Goldner (Member # 1910) on :
If I ever get the chance, I will boil mike tyson in oil.
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
Well, at least give me five minutes with him before....make it ten.
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
(runs around screaming)
I AM A PRETTY LAAAAAADYYYYY!!!!
(hits wall)
Posted by Kepper (Member # 3354) on :
Jude Law! Jude Law! Jude Law!
Kepper
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
Let's do "The Ripple"!
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Paul, you have good taste in men. Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
Kepper! Where have you been?
Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
Sorry... this topic I dug up was interesting. Please, go on ahead. Don't let this thread die.
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
Ha ha...this is a funny thread!
I don't know if she's around anymore, but Lutya, I'm totally with you on the Jeremy Northam thing(I want to marry Mr. Knightley ), and also I wanted to add a name that no one has mentioned yet who in my opinion is one of the hottest guys around: Shane West!! (see A Walk to Remember)
Oh, and I also have my list of those already mentioned:
Ewan McGregor Ben Affleck Christian Bale Patrick Swayze George Clooney Brad Pitt Matt Damon
And I can't leave out Bill Pullman...I know he's old, and I am a wierdo, but I can't help but love him in While You Were Sleeping!
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Ok, gotta do it, thought most of mine have been mentioned.
Mel Gibson Viggo Mortensen Gregory Peck (in his younger years he was the hottest guy and the best on-screen kisser EVER!) Brenden Frasier Rupert Everet (grrrrowl!) Patrick Stewart Sean Connery Harrison Ford Tobey Maguire Bill Pullman (in flannel and denim especially!)
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Tobey Maguire looks too much like my brother for me to find him attractive.
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
It brings me joy that someone agrees with me on Bill Pullman Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
I forgot:
Huge Jackman Christian Bale Matthew McConaughey John Corbett(My Big Fat GW) Elijah Wood
I guess I have too many....
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
ooh...Hugh Jackman... Posted by Sevumar (Member # 4420) on :
Narnia has a crush on Frodo! Sorry but after LoTR I have a hard time seeing him as himself - the Frodo image is just too ingrained in my mind.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
I forgot AGAIN:
Greg Kinnear Liam Neeson Kenneth Brannah Ralph Fiennes Chris O'Donnell Robert Sean Leonard (Dead Poet's Society)
This is my esoteric group...I go for the intelligent ones too. Sigh.
Posted by Snuffles (Member # 4332) on :
::coughbugeyedfreakcough::
Now, Sean Astin, Dominic Monohan, or Billy Boyd I'd take any day.
Grrrr!
Posted by Snuffles (Member # 4332) on :
and Joseph Feines. mmmm...neck...
Grrrr! double post.
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Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Oh, and I totally agree with Denzel Washington...and Sidney Poitier was incredibly sexy in "Guess Who's Coming to Dinner?"
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Ewan McGregor. and Harrison Ford. There is no one but Ewan McGregor and Harrison Ford.
*shameless fluttering follows, ignore if necessary*
~~~~***~~~~~~ Michael has Ewan's smile - rakish and wide and open and joyful and Harrison's crinkly, adoring, intelligent eyes. He's adorable. ~~~~~***~~~~~
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Mmmmm, Ewan McGregor...and Jude Law...yummy. Colin Farrell is very sexy. As is James Marsters. Seth Green is a cutie. Ethan Hawke is quite hot as well. And of course Mel Gibson and Harrison Ford, to fill my older man contingent.
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
Yes! YES! I've been looking for this topic for ages! When my computer died, I lost that picture of David Duchovny that I posted earlier, and I couldn't find it again! Thank you, JD!!
~Jane~ (basking in the glow of her rediscovered DD pic )
Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
You're welcome...
You know that dude from LotR who played Legolas? He is sooooooooooo cute in the movies, but in real life he looks like a dork.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Orlando Bloom??? He is so effing hot...my mother came into my living room a couple of weeks ago with a magazine that had him on the cover...I told her, "You see? This is why I need to be famous. So I can have one of _those_."
...you know, my New Year's date looked _exactly_ like Moulin Rouge Ewan...and he had the most adorable hat. *gloats*
-pH
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
So are you still dating him, or was he just a trophy date?
Posted by Snuffles (Member # 4332) on :
::whacks Juniper::
If you'd have read the whole thread, or even the whole last page, you'd know that we've already said that four times.
GRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Posted by Kasie (Member # 3100) on :
The carpenter guy. I forget his name. He's on on Saturday. Ty....Ty something. *drools*
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
He was a trophy. He lives five hours away, and he's probably way too old for me. But he made a nice trophy.
...that reminds me, I should probably call him at some point...*hasn't spoken to him since New Year's*
Dude, I don't care what you all say...I thought Shinzon was hot. But I like pouty-lipped bald guys with tortured souls...
And if you want my opinions, look at my other posts on this page.
Posted by ^Saudade^ (Member # 175) on :
I have always liked the guy from My fat Greek wedding, since he was in Northern Exposure.
*drool*
Posted by Mr. Flibble (Member # 4178) on :
Saud, that would be the all wonderful John Corbett. Yes he has appeared in more than one of my dreams. He is currently dating Bo Derek I believe. Lucky Bo.
Ralphie once told me about an interview with the chick from MBFGW. The interviewer asked her why she had picked Mr. Corbett as her leading man. She replied, "What am I crazy."
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
I think Collin Farrel is heart-breakingly cute. Anyone care to second that?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
He's definitely cute...but I wish he'd learn to do something with those eyebrows....
*eyes trailers for "The Recruit" longingly*
-pH
Posted by J.A.N.E (Member # 4451) on :
Hmmm. I am going to go agianst the grain and say that I am attracted to Orlando Bloom as himself. Just from what few pictures I have seen of him...with the mohawk, in crazy clothes, etc....makes me think, wow this guy has personality and a pretty face. Plus there is the overwhelming fact that I could never be *really* attracted to a guy that has hair that is prettier than mine...but that is just me. Others on my list: Ed Norton Harrison Ford Elija Wood Jay Hernandez
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Karl, I said that on the previous page. Actually, I said he was sexy. But he's cute, too. I loved him in Minority Report--the clean-cut hair, but slightly-stubbled chin...Mmmmmm. Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
I think one very hot actor that is usually left out of lists like these, partially because no one knows his name (not even me, oops) is the teacher "Sam Coolsen" from Never Been Kissed. Talk about sexy... *Swoons*
Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
quote:but I wish he'd learn to do something with those eyebrows....
Back Delilah! Would you have Samson cut his hair, too?
Edit to fix my allusion.
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Posted by amira tharani (Member # 182) on :
Oh yes, Sam the teacher is good.
Colin Firth. Has anyone mentioned him? The wet shirt moment in the bbc adaptation of pride and prejudice....mmmmm yummy.
But, these scrumptious ones are rated on a Talent scale -- there are many actors I find attractive that I wouldn't put on my walls
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Posted by Pixie (Member # 4043) on :
All Colin Firth fans MUST see "The Importance of Being Earnest". If you plan on doing so, stay for the credits: Colin Firth and Rupert Everet sing a little ditty and make fun of each other while doing so. Quite amusing, IMHO.
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
amira- That scene is the best! I could just watch it over and over again!
Posted by Christy (Member # 4397) on :
*bump*
Girls! We can't let the BOYS thread be on page one with this one all the way on page three!
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
*giggles, brushes her hair, talks about guys butts, does various other annoying girlie things...*
Girls, we need some estrogen, and LOTS of it...bring your cookies and icecream, nail polish, weepy romantic movies -- the whole kit 'n' caboodle!
With our powers combined, we are
Captain Estrogen!
::rethinks the title::
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
Hmmm...
I hate to say it, but, compared to the boys' thread, this thread is as boring as it is inoffensive. If you want to be competitive, you're going to have to come up with something more provocative than the boys' bondage gimmick.
Just a sisterly suggestion.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Nice choices, all.
As the Alias Hunks go, I'd have to put Spy Daddy at the top of my list, though. *Polishes her latent Electra complex*
Me also like-um Villians. Even when they are not really Brittish.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Ha ha! Your thread sucks! *pies all the girls and runs back to the manly thread*
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
But...how can girls be offensive?
If we strip, it becomes a manly thread!
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
No it wouldn't. It'd still be a girly thread. A very girly thread. Nothing girlier than stripping!
*crosses fingers*
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
And maybe you should start taking slaves.
*nudges Bob*
I mean, fair is fair.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Frisco is right. We volunteer to take one for the team.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
::chains Frisco to the wall::
Aha!
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
*protests weakly*
oh, no. stop. please don't spank me.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
::lockes Frisco in a small dark room and leaves::
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
No, let him go Kama...the men enjoy this sort of thing too much...there's NOTHING you can do to guys that is degrading to them...
except...
*lightbulb*
*grabs Frisco and Bob, a make-up case, glittery dresses, and nail polish*
Girls!! It's MAKEOVER TIME!
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
See, Frisco. I *told* you they all had the hots for you.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Spank you? We're not going to spank you. We're going to make you watch Pride and Prejudice. *Evil grin*
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Or makeovers work, too.
I have glitter! And oooh, my mom's scary bright make-up from the 80's...
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
quote:::lockes Frisco in a small dark room and leaves
you put :Locke and Frisco in a small dark room together...i can't WAIT to see who comes out alive. or gay
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
My female coworkers (and I have a lot of them) dubbed me the Mr. Darcy of the workplace. I just thought you should know.
Posted by Eliza Bennet (Member # 4493) on :
You mean you're unbearably rude until you want some?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Um, basically. But underneath that cold, hard, handsome exterior is a warm, fuzzy, sensitive guy. You know you can't resist me.
Have I ever mentioned how ardently I admire you?
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
Olivia, dear, you've forgotten an Alias hottie. Bradley Cooper mmm...yummy. especially in the teeth pulling episode. Is it scary that i'm attracted to guys when they're tortured?
Ni!
Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
That's like asking is it scary I'm attracted to cartoon characters?
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
oops. I suppose I spend too much time thinking of :Locke.
It's called a Freudian slip, right?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Karl: I have issues with hair. Body hair is very, very, VERY bad. Now, people should have eyebrows and whatnot, but a giant unibrow...too much hair.
*ponders kidnapping Jay Gordon, 6" platform boots and all*
Posted by Eliza Bennet (Member # 4493) on :
Mr. Darcy, no, and I'm sure that your mentioning it now is only an attempt to intimidate me in some obscure way. It shan't work.
Still...you have an awfully nice house....
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
kwsni, if you're scary, then I am, too. *thinks* Did they ever torture Vaughn? I don't think so, but he's like the only one. Even Sark with that glass ball thingy. And the restraints. WOW, I AM scary!
I think it's the look on their faces-- vulnerability, or maybe just the lack of macho posturing. BTW, Has Chriton been tortured yet this season?
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
I dunno, the Grazer scent gland thing was close enough. Of course, that led directly to John without his shirt. The look on his face the whole time was pretty tortured. DOes that count?
The whole he and Aeryn almost shooting each other in A Prefect Murder part was good...
will post more as i think of them, only have a few minites to be online.
Ni!
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I certainly do have an awfully nice house, Eliza. You should drop by some time--unexpected, of course, so you can see me getting out of the pond with my shirt all wet.
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
I just say a perfect murder this weekend, and the hottest person in the movie was Gweneth.
Colin Farrel is on the top of my list, and has been since 'outlaws'. Yum.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
::drools::
Posted by Eliza Bennet (Member # 4493) on :
Well, this is a girly thread after all, and you are an interloper. The least you can do is strut your stuff in a wet shirt.
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
A white t-shirt.
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
::isn't talking about a pERfect murder, the movie, but a pREfect murder, the farscape episode::
Ni!
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
Oops, I was making some kind of Stider connection. While I think he is a perfect hottie in LOTR, he was a total sleeze in A Perfect Murder...the reason I even rented the movie.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
But he was a SHIRTLESS total sleeze in a great part of it. Not a particularly attractive total sleeze, but he has nice shoulders...
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
*struts stuff in wet white T-shirt*
Ha ha! Now I have you all completely under my spell!
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
worn loafers, dark blue jeans, gray t-shirt, and little wire-rimmed glasses. Oh my stars, that is my FAVORITE outfit on ANY guy.
A close second is khakis and a navy polo shirt. It appeals to my inner preppie.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
men with glasses!! *sighs*
*has a fantasy involving a man with glasses, who is an avid reader and has a wonderful sense of humor. and can sing*
Posted by amira tharani (Member # 182) on :
Lol my bf has all those apart from the singing part (sorry Rob).
Another hottie is John Hannah in Sliding Doors... he's kinda old for me, but that Scots accent...mmmmmmmmmmmm
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
Oh, olivia, they don't torture vaughn per se, but hte one episode where they thought he and Sid had a virus or somehting, he was looking awfully vulnerable.
Ni!
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
::growls at double post::
A hottie on the bus today was totally smiling at me. I had to concentrate very hard on red hair to keep myself from climbing over people.
Ni!
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Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
You know, I'm not sure if having sex with a beautiful alien enemy because you can't resist her ... secretions... counts as torture. Though having to watch Scorpius lick her boot probably does (having to see Scorpius lick anything is torture-- he's so gross and scaly [even if he does wear a lot of black leather ])
Vaughn just looks like somebody ran over his puppy 90% of the time. The boy is a dishrag. I did really like that scene with Sark tied to a chair, when they gave him the, er, isotope wine. (The science in that show really makes me cringe... I may as well admit that I just watch it for the boys. And Spy Daddy. Can't forget the Spy Daddy.)
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I'm a man with glasses, I'm an avid reader, and I'm so funny that it often physically hurts. And I can sing, and I do an excellent Sean Connery impression.
Just thought you all should know.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
I've tried that line on them, Jon Boy. It'll get you nowhere.
These women are frigid.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Frisco, Jon Boy-- Do some push ups for us. Extra credit if you can do them one-handed and recite Shakespeare.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I figured it couldn't hurt to try. This thread was a little boring, anyway.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
When confronted by a perfect man, these girls lose their nerve. It's sad, really.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
*drops and does twenty one-handed push-ups*
"To be, or not to be: that is the question Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune, Or to take arms against a sea of troubles, And by opposing end them? To die: to sleep."
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Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
No nonono
You get more points for obscure Shakespeare appropriate for the occasion.
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
olivet, you big meany head. I have to go through andd have a farscape marathon, now.
Ni!
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Wow - Five pages!
Go role-reversing sexism!
Posted by Promethius (Member # 2468) on :
:::Promethius walks in front of the girl hatrackers with a sweet potato in his speedo quoting shakespeare that is appropriate for the situation:::
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
I must admit. I did meet Elijah Blue Allman. I did come very close to stuttering like a moron. Instead, I asked him for popcorn...seeing as he was eating some whilst standing out on the sidewalk.
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
Ok, Riddick is hot... Vin, maybe. But definitely Riddick.
ni!
Posted by Man-Eating Cow (Member # 4483) on :
Is there any chance we could just skip you guys talking about stars and go straight to the hot lesbo cyb0ring? Posted by Promethius (Member # 2468) on :
Thank you mad cow, I was hoping someone would say it.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
<- would take a Sean Connery impression over one-handed pushups, Shakespeare, or sweet potato-in-the-speedo anyday.
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
Exactly, ni. Riddick, with all his serial killer goodness...he is _hot_. Not to mention he runs around in that really, really tight tank top...."Look at me. I'm BUFF."
-pH
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Ambles in with reading glasses on, gray T-shirt and PJ pants (hey, it's late, you can't have it all). *Fixes eyes on Olivet and Kat* *looks deeply troubled* *turns away* *begins to leave* *sighs, accepting the inevitable* *looking back at Kat and Olivet*
Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? Thou art more lovely and more temperate: Rough winds do shake the darling buds of May, And summer's lease hath all too short a date: Sometime too hot the eye of heaven shines, And often is his gold complexion dimm'd; And every fair from fair sometime declines, By chance or nature's changing course untrimm'd; But thy eternal summer shall not fade Nor lose possession of that fair thou owest; Nor shall Death brag thou wander'st in his shade, When in eternal lines to time thou growest: So long as men can breathe or eyes can see, So long lives this and this gives life to thee.
*whimsical smile* *sighs, knowing it’s all for naught* *leaves*
Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
Nice try, bob... but they have thier eyes on better men. Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I think I'll scream if I ever have to read that sonnet again. Why is it the only one anyone knows out of 154?
But the PJ pants are sexy. I like PJ pants.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
*gets out of bed* *blinks* *smiles sheepishly at Ophelia* ... *decides to leave PJ pants on *
Sorry. But most of his sonnets have to do with evil in the hearts of the object of his affections, or within him. None of which are really suitable. Or they go on about love a little too much. Neither being really appropriate for this discussion. Which is why you hear that one so much. It's pretty neutral, so it fits most occasions. (just a long way of saying that it's the only one I know too )
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
*claps*
Bravo, Bob! (THough I sort of prefer the monologue that starts, "If music be the food of love, play on...")
kwsni, you SOO didn't warn me that Scorpius was going to kiss Braga. *shudder* Tho, John kissing himself almost made up for it, even with the hubby shouting, "That's just wrong!"
Man-Eating Cow-- Would it help if I said I'd consider switching teams for Claudia Black?
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
Oh yeah. I don't think anyone can deny that Aeryn's hot. Was watching Pitch Black last night(hence the riddick comments) and I think her character in that WAS Aeryn. wasn't much different, anyway.
Ni!
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Olivet, my choir once did a musical rendition of that one! "If music be the food of love sing, sing on sing on sing on sing on" Hmmm... the baritone part was a little repetitive. Wait, none of you can hear me anyway.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
My personal favorite sonnet is 43~
When most I wink, then do mine eyes best see, For all the day they view things unrespected; But when I sleep, in dreams they look on thee, And darkly bright, are bright in dark directed. Then thou, whose shadow shadows doth make bright, How would thy shadow's form form happy show To the clear days with thy much clearer light, When to unseeing eyes thy shade shines so? How would, I say, mine eyes be blessed made By looking on thee in the living day, When in dead night thy fair imperfect shade Through heavy sleep on sightless eyes doth stay? All days are nights to see, till I see thee, And nights bright days, when dreams do show thee me.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*claps at Bob* Bravo! That's wonderful! The PJ pants are nice. This is good practice then. Not currently effective, but good practice.
-------
Eighty is my favorite - no illusions, no pretentions, no dramatics, no demands. Just love.
My mistress' eyes are nothing like the sun; Coral is far more red than her lips' red: If snow be white, why then her breasts are dun; If hairs be wires, black wires grow on her head. I have seen roses damask'd, red and white, But no such roses see I in her cheeks; And in some perfumes is there more delight Than in the breath that from my mistress reeks. I love to hear her speak, yet well I know That music hath a far more pleasing sound. I grant I never saw a goddess go: My mistress, when she walks, treads on the ground. And yet, by heaven, I think my love as rare As any she belied with false compare.
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Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
Katharina, I was just going to post that one. It's my favorite too.
Although I wasn't as familiar with 43, and it's pretty neat as well.
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Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
I thought of that one too, Kate.
How about 116:
Let me not to the marriage of true minds Admit impediments. Love is not love Which alters when it alteration finds, Or bends with the remover to remove - O, no! It is an ever-fixed mark That looks on tempests, and is never shaken; It is the star to every wandering bark, Whose worth's unknown, although his height be taken. Love's not Time's fool, though rosy lips and cheeks Within his bending sickle's compass come; Love alters not with his brief hours and weeks, But bears it out ev'n to the edge of doom - If this be error, and upon me proved, I never writ, nor no man ever loved.
~Jane~
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
I like 65. Sure, it's about how everything eventually decays, but the last two lines are sweet.
Since brass, nor stone, nor earth, nor boundless sea, But sad mortality o'ersways their power, How with this rage shall beauty hold a plea, Whose action is no stronger than a flower? O, how shall summer's sunny breath hold out Against the wreckful siege of battering days, When rocks impregnable are not so stout, Nor gates of steal so strong, but Time decays? O fearful meditation! where, alack, Shall Time's best jewel from Time's chest lie hid? Or what strong hand can hold his swift foot back? Or who his spoil of beauty can forbid? O, none, unless this miracle have might, That in black ink my love may still shine bright.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Quoting Shakespeare sonnets...this has indeed turned into a girlie thread Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Dammit! She's right! My attempts to ingratiate myself where all other men have failed has turned against me. I've become one of the girls! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
*begins rolling Bob's hair in pin curls*
Posted by Man-Eating Cow (Member # 4483) on :
*Walks stiffly in, dressed in a tuxedo, and bears a silver salver over to Bob*
Your purse, suh.
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Olivet, that is a FABULOUS idea.
*sits cross-legged in front of Bob, armed with mascara*
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
I agree Kat.
*Prepares a bucket of warm water for a french pedicure*
Posted by ValentineNicole (Member # 4511) on :
Ah, the girl thread Mind if I join you ladies? I think this pink nailpolish would look just fabulous on Bob, don't you think?
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Must... reassert... manhood *takes big gulp of air* Wait a minute. I'm surrounded by vixens. They're all paying so much attention to me. Playing with my hair, revelling in my company. Quoting sonnets for me... no, TO me! ABOUT ME! Being one of the girls ain't so bad. *whew* I don't know about you hott- um... gals (slick) but it's been a long day. I think we all need a nice long shower, don't you? Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
-.-'
Look what you did. The thread's deserted.
Posted by Cor (Member # 4295) on :
:: opens the door to the girls' thread, looks around, wonders if they'll be back ::
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Nope. Bob and I were too much for them.
Posted by Cor (Member # 4295) on :
Oooooh...a challenge.....
:: sharpens weapons ::
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Hey, I survived nearly six hours of Jane Austen while eating French bread and marinated brie in a room full of girls. Whatever you can dish out, I can take. Also, I do a good Sean Connery voice, and girls dig that.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
*can't let a boy be the last post in the girly thread*
*gives Jon Boy a sex change operation*
Posted by Cor (Member # 4295) on :
Ah, but I fight guys on their own terms...
: pulls out a can of domestic beer, takes a swig, belches, turns on the t.v. to football, even if it isn't football season :
Have you ever noticed there's always some dang football on t.v. somewhere?
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
Belches in response -
takes swig of local brew and scratches at uncomfortable waistband of jeans which fit prior to the 6-pack a day habit
Try ESPN-36, Cor - surely they have that many sports channels by now
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Ouch.
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
don't take it personally - it was just this inner imp that grabbed hold of me and said - you must back Cor up . . .
band-aide?
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
dingle dingle dingle
just passing through....carry on
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Well I'll be. Looky here, this thread has become almost exactly like the manly thread. Operation thread takeover is a success! Boys: 1 Girls: 0
edit: typing without looking, several words were all displaced one letter to the left. Kinda like a reading frame mutation.
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Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Success! There were a couple times that I almost thought our cover was blown, but we have prevailed nonetheless.
*expects medals of commendation, or at least a high-five and a "way to take one for the team"*
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
High fives all around! Go team! Way to take one John-Boy. It was a team effort, and you and I were the team Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
*yawns*
you boys are tiring
*pushes them out of thread, locks door*
*sits down to resume watching Sliding Doors*
Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
Mind if I ask th GIRLS something? What's the first thing you notice about a guy?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Belle, you wanna answer that?
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Belle's far too pure to do that Icarus! What an INSULT!
i'll do it.
Juniper, that would be dingles. Er...their smiles! Smiles..heh heh...yeah, that's the ticket!
Posted by Cor (Member # 4295) on :
I'll go for "smiles" too.
Actually, though, I'm telling the truth. If a guy never smiles, he's not interesting to me.
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
Yeah, that's pretty much what does it for me
1) smile
2)sense of humor
3) dingle. i mean...compassion ::cough::
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
Eyes. I always notice people's eyes, especially if they're particularly pretty. Smiles come next.
~Jane~
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Oh no! I've been locked out of the thread, never to return! Hey, wait a minute--what am I doing here?
Posted by JuniperDreams (Member # 3471) on :
lol....
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
I'm with Leonide all the way. Posted by carolan (Member # 2106) on :
Keanu Reeves=he seems to be a bit of a dunderhead, but sooo pretty
David Duchovny=he even gives a good interview
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
*high fives carolan* Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
My brother is such a sweetie! While he was looking for pictures of Emma Caulfield, he gave me some links to Spikey goodness!
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Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
My personal favorite D^2 show was when he was Jeff Goldblum on Celebrity Jeapordy on SNL
Mulder just doesn't do it for me.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
kwsni, they do if you cut and paste. *shrug*
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
*narrows eyes at Rakeesh*
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Olivia, I am not authorized to view the page you linked to.
Darn my lack of power!
Posted by littlemissattitude (Member # 4514) on :
Count me in as another woman who appreciates a man in a kilt.
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Okay, I changed the link to one to my Yahoo Album, which has the kilt pick in it. And some other stuff. But nothing as neat as the kilt pic.
Posted by DeathofBees (Member # 3862) on :
I can't stay away from the girly thread.........ack!
My dad is in the Elliott Bay Pipe Band and wears a kilt. Want pictures of him too? Hehehe.
Seriously, though, if you swoon over guys in Highland dress, go to the Highland Games this summer. They have them all over the place. Tons of hottie pipers, drummers, dancers, plus a great big Celtic mall. Wheeeeeeeee! I'm girlieeeee!
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
*hugs Ophelia and Olivia for fixing the Ewan pictures*
Posted by Cassandra (Member # 4566) on :
I'm sure mine have been listed before, but I still don't feel like going through six pages of posts . . .
In No Particular Order: 1) Josh Groban 2) Elijah Wood 3) Matthew McConoughey (however you spell his name) 4) Daniel Radcliffe 5) Hugh Grant 6) Jaoquin Phoenix (mmmmmm, yummy! )
and what I look for in a guy 1) Eyes 2) Smile 3) Eyes 4) Eyes 5) Smile 6) Oh, and did I say eyes?
Seriously though, personality is also a biggie.
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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
::bump:: for Erik, who would have been a worthy adversary during the panty raid.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
OOOOooooh! Pantie Raid!
I'd better check the rest of this thread! Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Thanks for that! What a classic!
A couple of favorite moments (after the chaos of the pantie-raid).
quote: With our powers combined, we are
Captain Estrogen!
And Jon Boy's being elected as "Mr. Darcy of the workplace" was pretty good as well.
A great read, thanks again. Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Okay...he's annoying, kinda stupid, makes mostly horrible movies, and I've never once been attracted to him during the viewing of one of his movies. But he takes a darn good picture.
EDWARD NORTON Johnny Depp Colin Farrell Aidan Quinn Orlando Bloom Joaquin Phoenix Cedric Bixler Zavala Robert Sean Leonard Omar R. Rodriguez-Lopez that cute guy from "Bring It On" Denzel Washington Alan Cumming
I know I'm forgetting a few, but that pretty much sums it up Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
I think the first thing I notice is hair. The first time I saw my husband was in church and he was in front of me. All I could see was his hair, but I decided right then I was going to marry him! Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
heh.
I have a couple additions to my list, but stupid lab computer won't let me look at images, so can't post pictures.
Nathon Fillon Jack Sparrow(NOT johnny depp) Spike(NOT james marsders) Colin Farrell has those awesome deep dark eyes, even if he has a foul mouth.
I haven't laughed so hard since the thread about becoming a mormon and dating a Card.
Thanks Ralphie.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
<Bumps panty raid thread for Frisco.>
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Aah. See, this is when I was busy in the "Manly Thread" having Kama chained to a wall, drinking, and watching baseball.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
Ahh, the good old times... why don't we repeat that IRL?
Posted by Princess Leah (Member # 6026) on :
Jack Sparrow. *Captain* Jack Sparrow. He can plunder and pilfer and pillage my village ANYtime. (That's Jack, not Johnny himself)
On that same note: Not "Keef" (Jack's base personality). The years of being "elegantly wasted" took thier toll. But the following sex god may take me, and screw (heh heh) age difference.
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