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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I sing my siren call in the parachat...
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
**instructs crew members to tie me to the bow of the SS Poyfair so I can hear this strange Ralphie Siren**
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Get in parachat, goober.

My siren call has only been moderately effective.
 


Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Sorry dude... firewall.... no can do.

You could give me a call and we could chat if you want....

1-801-237-2130

Thats the best I can do.....
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 

Whoa - that's your number? Posted on a public forum??

It may go without saying, as you are male and I am not, but you have WAY more balls than I do.

 


Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
It's my general work number. If you call that, I'll answer if I'm working or someone will find me.

Do you REALLY think I'd give away my home number for all to see?

**Thought Ralphie thought he was smarter than that**
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Well, I was sort of hoping. It would make stalking you a lot easier for me.

Wishfull thinking.
 


Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
 
*is in chatroom*

Must have just missed you guys .
 


Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
So.. isn't anyone gonna call me?
 
Posted by Dante (Member # 1106) on :
 
Patrick, I called and they said you were out doing a bachelor party but that you'd call me back before your next "appointment."
 
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
 
I'm way too poor to call anyone long distance unless they are female. My home phone number is on the website in my profile (watch for the Orc who is guarding it), if anyone ever feels the urge to call me. I'm not afraid of stalkers.

*not important enough to stalk*
 


Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Edited out of fear of prank phone calllers

[This message has been edited by Patrick (edited June 08, 2002).]
 


Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
If only I knew some good prank calls..
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Lame.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
That was sarcasm.
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
So was that.
 
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
 
LOL, once somebody knows your name Pat, ir is pretty much impossible for them not to find your number, unless of course it hasn't ever been printed anywhere near your name but hey, yours is in the phonebook
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
quote:
Them sirens loved'im up an' turned him into a hh-horny toad!

I have no comment.
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I firmly believe that all of life's most important lessons can be gleaned from "O, Brother, Where art thou?".
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
<pictures Ralphie bathing in a river>

Woohoo! Where do I sign up?
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Pimp.
 
Posted by Mama Pimp (Member # 3485) on :
 
What you want, girlfriend?
 
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
 
Every time someone posts to this it makes me think Ralphie is in the chat room...
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay, Phillip - I am now. For a VERY few minutes...
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
You're gonna miss me, Phil.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Missed me.

Oh, well. I'll talk to you later, sweetie.
 


Posted by Bystander (Member # 3607) on :
 
It was lonely in there
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'll be in parachat for scootch.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
John - come talk to me for a sec.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
John. Parachat. NOW.
 
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
 
Whats with all the closed invitations?

I gotsta go to bed anyway. Goodnight.
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Xavier, come back!!!!!


 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Get it while it's hot, baby!

OUCH!
 


Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
I do NOT want to know what Ralphie meant by that.
 
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
 
*hides*
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
I am calling yooooou! To Parachat thou shouldst go!
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
It's lonely in here...
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Get yer own siren thread, Human.

I'll be in a parachat for a mite.
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Red leader John, this is White leader Ralphie.

I'll be in the parachat for a while.

Come join me if you can.

Over.
 


Posted by Unseen (Member # 3227) on :
 
Sorry Ralphie, but I don't think that many of us are awake at 1:25 in the morning.
 
Posted by Leto II (Member # 2659) on :
 
I was, and it was me she called.

So nya.
 


Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
How come I answered the Siren Call..and there was no one THERE?!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Cool people may join me in the parachat.

No goobers, please.
 


Posted by Foust (Member # 3043) on :
 
"Dew not seek the treasure!"

"We thoughtchew was a toad!"
 


Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 
I seen 'em first!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Tom Freaking Davidson is in here. Get him while he's hot, people.
 
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
Um. That's false advertising, I'm afraid. I don't think I've ever been actually hot, per se.

 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
Gah! No fair!

But I really think that chatting while at work would be frowned upon.

So I, too, shall frown.

Darn it!
 


Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 
Woohoo! I won!
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
Doh, I missed the chat.
 
Posted by Leto II (Member # 2659) on :
 
Just wanted to say: Second page!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'm checking to see if I have enough talent to get Tom Freaking Davidson back in here.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Apparently not.

My system just freaked out, and while I was trying to log back on everyone bolted - goobers.
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
John - You. Me. Parachat. Bring beer.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Ahh...unemployment.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Dante - I see you. Don't fight it. You don't not know the power of the dark side.
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
You talk to yourself almost as often as I do.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Yes. You are very funny.

Get in parachat.
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay, Mack. You've sirened me.

As for anyone else, you must be able to identify what is wrong this sentence for me to not bonk you repeatedly should you show up in the parachat:

OMG!!!! ppls i think i just ran into thsi 1 grl and she was so great i think she liked me but i'm not suer shuld i ask her out ? i just dont now... oh great now everybudy thinks im indisisive oh well HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

And remember, I bonk with the strength of twenty nerf-bats.
 


Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
I think I'm glad I didn't understand most of that....ASk her for coffee, then you could talk some more. Or for more ideas, go and read some chicken soup for the teenage soul.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Thank you, Maethoriell, I think I will ask her to coffee. It's... it's just been so long since I've been in a serious relationship with a woman.

 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Dante - It seems the connection failed. Thanks for the chat. You are one super-crunchy, groovy, hot-diggidy-dog mormon party favor.

Don't go tellin' youself you're anything less.

edit: it's back on, but if you aren't in here in a few minutes, Goodnight!

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited July 15, 2002).]
 


Posted by Leto II (Member # 2659) on :
 
*ahem*
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay, okay. Just a sec...
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Because everybody needs a little Spankalita to unwind with.
 
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
er.....Welcome...I won't sak what that spankalita thing is. I think I'm better not knowing.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Aunt Mae - Click "chat" on the header, enter your name and join the chat.

It's really not all that complicated, kiddo.
 


Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
Yes, I am a kid...POWER TO THE CHILDREN!!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I forget how to be mean - that radiation half lobotomized me.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Dante - Same Bat time, same Bat channel?
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Frisco, you loser, get in the parachat.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
(Reference above post)
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I was abandoned!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Filled with sireny goodness.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Xavier! I see you, bucko. Get in parachat, pronto.
 
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
 

Sorry Ralphie, my road-runner is down so with dial-up I pretty much just check the threads, post, then come back a few hours later. I must have missed your call. Its been an interesting couple of days for me though. I'll tell ya about it next time you are in chat.
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
That's okay, sweetie. Check your e-mail, though. I sent you something that I don't think you've received, yet.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Storm Saxon is a big poopy-head and no body likes him.
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
<---not avoiding Ralphie. Parachat not working for me. You?
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Yeah, workin' for me, baby. But I'm Queen of Parachat. It does as I bid.

I've just bid it to accept thee. Try again.
 


Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
Bid it again...it still frowns upon my entering.
 
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
 
Frisco- I hit "connect" 5 times and it let me in on the 6th time.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Dante? ::coughs delicately::
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
RALPHIE!::clears throat obnoxiously::
 
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 
I can only assume that Ralphie made this thread out of jealousy for Slash's longer and older one.
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
I am calling yooooooouu...
 
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
 
Everyone! To the Chat!
(runs away and waits)
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Anybody who's anybody is in the chat.
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
COME AND GET IT!!!
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
Hello. My name is Human. You killed my Dobie. Prepare to die.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
:: presses fingers to temples ::

Channeling all insomniacs...

[Yes, I had to edit that. You still wish you were as cool as me.]

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited July 26, 2002).]
 


Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
Come one, come alL!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Ralphie Lovin' - in a can!
 
Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
I would like to mention that Ralphie is drunk in the chat room, and you should all come into it to see the amazing drunk Ralphie.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Mr. Spim is a big, stinky liar who will roast in hell for all eternity for his slanderous ways.

Mr. Spim makes the Lord sad.
 


Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
Unfortunately, Ralphie is too drunk to interpret the Lord's emotions or the reasons for them
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Before you roast in hell for all eternity, Spim, perhaps you should rub this marinade all over you and hit yourself repeatedly with a meat tenderizer. That way your deliciously roasted flesh can work for the benefit of mankind, not against it.
 
Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
I would, but it is far too hard to reach the marinade and tenderizer while this room is so full of empty vodka bottles (which you drank, because you are drunk).
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
And, yet, my spelling is impeccable.

*burp*
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 

 
Posted by Khavanon (Member # 929) on :
 
I can't get into parachat.
 
Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
That's terrible!
 
Posted by Khavanon (Member # 929) on :
 
You have no idea. It's like God hates me or something.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
It's all the booze, Khav.
 
Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
Now I can't get in! Curse you Parachat! I stab at thee!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Spim, Khav - if you're on AIM, then meet me at Hatrack Chat.

A one night only Ralphie special.
 


Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
Done and done.
 
Posted by Khavanon (Member # 929) on :
 
There.
 
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
 
Dang! Missed the Ralphie Special!
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
MWAHAHAHAHA
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
Where is everyone? I am nobody without you chatters who praise me for no apparent reason.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Dammit, Frisco.
 
Posted by SIash the Berzerker (Member # 3897) on :
 
Name stealers never let their e-mail addresses be visible, its always a giveaway.
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 

When am I going down to Chinatown?
 


Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
Yo! I'm bored in here, come to the chat.
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Look who's chattin.....

hurry.....
 


Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Look who's chattin.. but not for long...
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Blah blah balh
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
chat with me...
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Won't this stupid thing work?
 
Posted by Mister Spim (Member # 3847) on :
 
Mr. T is in here with me and we're hanging out!


-Paul
 


Posted by Polystyrene (Member # 3612) on :
 
I have to say, Parachat is absolutely the worst interface for a chat program I've ever seen. And I'm including the old HTML ones where you had to go to a new page every time someone posted.

:P

Why Parachat? Surely there's better chat software out there?

[plug]
And while I'm whining, why UBB? Why not use one of the free and totally customizable BB systems floating around? I was suspicious of them at first, after having used UBB so long, but there's no way I could afford UBB. I've really grown to like phpBB2, though... it's just as powerful and customizable as UBB, but it's free!
[/plug]
 


Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
I like UBB a lot, and I've really gotten used to the Parachat interface, it's just that the popups are killer.

-Paul
 


Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Someone called 'Akimbo' wanted me to "tell Polly-want-a-cracker that UBB is better than the free, 'customizeable' BBs because it is supported better, has more straightforward code and is overall more powerful (in terms of stability and different things you can do with it) than the others."

This message has been relayed via Parachat.

-Paul
 


Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
I would still like to note that it is very lonely in Parachat and I wish some people would come in.

-Paul
 


Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
 
I have to agree with you Poly. Parachat blows, espesially for us mac users. Also, what is so cool about phpBB2 is that it is constantly worked on, and is pretty stable from what i've seen so far. The best part of course is that it's free.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
<----the real Ralphie, btw.

I missed Patrick?! Crimeny!
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Really, people! Why aren't you in here?
 
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
 
booooooring downtime. Come chat!
 
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
 
Damnit!!! Ralphie, I want to tell you my story, but parachat can't seem to handle my superior piece of equipment.

Stupid non-aim users.
 


Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Hey, I'm here!

Yoooo-hooo!
 


Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
Ralphie. Get in here.
 
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
 
Parachat is so lame. It won't let me stay in

<hopes Ralphie decides to occasionaly use AIM again>
 


Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Let's see... how does Ralphie do this?


Awoooooooga!

No... that's not it...

Olly-olly-oxenfree!

Not quite...

*sings a beautiful siren song*

There we go!
 


Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
I wanna play!! Where is everyone?? I can't linger.

Hey Sandy, how are you?
 


Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
MWAHAHAHA
 
Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
You not real Ralphie!!!
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
It's overwhelmingly prefered to Trident.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
::makes secret plans to destroy fake Ralphie; thinks Sunday might be a good time::
 
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 
Ralphie's like the girl who cried "chat."

--Wow, that was deep.

Thank you, Garth.

[This message has been edited by jehovoid (edited August 02, 2002).]
 


Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
In parachat. Come and save me from the mafia-geeks.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
So my siren call ain't as pretty as Ralphie's. So friggin what. Come chat in parachat anyway.
 
Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Come on into the chat.
 
Posted by aretee (Member # 1743) on :
 
Ralphie, are you online? Do you want to chat?? I just saw you post!!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
In the room, baby.
 
Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Get in here, yous!
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
C'mon, Ralphie. I know you're awaaaaake. Git cho lazy behind in here.
 
Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
*coughs politely*

*hears an echo*
 


Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Man, I'm no good at this, and now I'm lonely.
 
Posted by Fossil (Member # 2958) on :
 
Go to Chat now
 
Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Chat now indeed.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Yep.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
It's so quiet in here.
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
Just checked in, no one there. Oh well, I'll try again later...
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
I am sooo in here right now!
 
Posted by Paul (Member # 3904) on :
 
Calling all Jatraqueros!
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Ralphie WAS here, then disapeared.
 
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
 
Come entertain me in between calls with your bad grammar.
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
BA CHEWY CHEWY CHOMP!
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
I am here.

Parachat, AIM. . . Whatever. Wherever.

 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I like the fact that Frisco doesn't even try to emulate my writing style when using my name.

It makes it so that his death is not first on my list of priorities.
 


Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
 
Ack!
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
Be there or be square!
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Circles are better than squares.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
We are chatting now.
Dove, Moose, Feyd, to name a few.
Must stop Haiku now!
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
<---is not saudade, and ralphie should come back.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Oh, I'm sorry, Eddie.

I'm there now for a bit. Private chat me to signal if you come back.
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
::whispers::

TICK!
 


Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
BEHOLD! MY SIREN CALL!

*belch*

*armpit fart*

*armpit fart*

*armpit fart*

*penguin call*

COME TELL ME HOW PRETTY I AM, DAMMIT!
 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
You only WISH you were the real Ralphie.

Punk.
 


Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
Yoohooo
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
Hey! HEEEEY! Over here!!!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Blip.

[This message has been edited by Ralphie (edited August 11, 2002).]
 


Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
People to talk to...I want ppl to talk to!
 
Posted by EIa (Member # 2807) on :
 
There are some people in AIM chat.
 
Posted by EIa (Member # 2807) on :
 
...still in AIM chat...
 
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
 
Celia and I are in parachat. Come!
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
What? I answer the call, but noone is there? Shame!
 
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
Come and chat. Please.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Parachat- now.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Parachat! Where all Dragon Masters chat!
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
We all float down here!
 
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
 
Save me from the children
please

 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Anybody out there?
 
Posted by ^Saudade^ (Member # 175) on :
 
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO
WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOO
 
Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
 

 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
I don't have sirens, or photo-sexiness, or spanking fetishes, but I do have present availability in Parachat.

C'mon and jaw with me awhile.
 


Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
*Beep*
 
Posted by ^Saudade^ (Member # 175) on :
 
If you don't want me to bore narr to tears you should come right now.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'm in for a sec.
 
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
Oops.


Err....Im here in chat for a little while now.
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Mae is bored. I am not entertaining enough for her.

Come and join the para-excitement!
 


Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Id love to come in but in a few seconds, I join my friends in a rowdy game of Star Craft. wow, this is my 900th post. Yippee aye aye, eh!
 
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
wow..I didn't mean that Celia!!!...aww man, T?...
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Sorry, but due to lack of caffeine, I am no longer able to post without my brain trailing off into a complete nothing. Parachat would only be worse. It would consist of me saying random things about a block of cheese and a grape. Or maybe a block of grapes.
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
I'm naked in p-chat!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Frisco, you are doing NOTHING to redeem my skanky reputation.
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
Who ees thees Frisco?
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
I'm back, and now everyone left. They must have heard me coming.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Taking a bit of a break.
 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
OOOOOooooooeeeeEEEEEeeeeeooooOOOOO!

::Is having way too much fun with terry Pratchett::

there are 28 of you online right now!
somebody's got to be bored enough to come talk to me.

Ni!
 


Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
*bump*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
How do you know how many people are online?
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
C'mon, it's not chaotic enough in here!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Give me 5 minutes and Ill be on parachat.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Where did you silly people go?
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
OMG! Frisco is in p-chat! I have to go talk to him!
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
Para, AIM, take your pick. I'll be in both.
 
Posted by :Locke (Member # 2255) on :
 
wheee
 
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
Dudes and dudettes..hear ye hear ye...
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
*bump*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Make way, here I come.

Its best to stick with the original, not some imitation.
 


Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
We are chatting now.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
You all just wish you were as cool as I am.

Oh, and this is the real Ralphie, btw, not the imitation Friscofied-Ralphie that uses far too many exclamation points.
 


Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
*bump*
 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
Mr T- I have everyone who comes into AIm chat when I'm there on my buddy list.

Come see me! I'm bored!

Ni!
 


Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
I'm in class and I'm borrrrrrrred!

Come and entertain me.
 


Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Hey everyone. Im here in parachat. Getting lonely in here. Come on it.
 
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
 
im sure nobody's on, but im in parachat

 
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
 
back in parachat

come love me

:-P

 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
don't tell me you're actually working! come chat with celia.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Ladeda, here I am.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Back on. All alone.
 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
BORED!
Entertain me!

Ni!
 


Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
I've got till 10..entertain us...lol
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
Woo

 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Narr and I are waiting for someone to come in and talk to.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I am sitting in the room
Awaiting my doom
I will sit till the ends
Till I chat to my friends.

Translation: Get your butt in here and keep me company.
 


Posted by amira tharani (Member # 182) on :
 
AIM express won't let me in. Apparently it's "temporally offline."

So come parachat!
 


Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Come help amuse the insomniacs.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Im in here too. But that will make a few people NOT want to come in. So humor me, will you?
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
C'mon. . . you know you want it. . .
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
Toni Marie Dodge, get your butt in this room right now!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Toni Marie Dodge? That's Antonia Joelle to you, sirrah.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Hrm... no takers. I should check on the ink link and see if I can get a rousing game going.

I need to devegetate my brain before I can answer Stormy's tough questions.
 


Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
 
I did try, but my computer is being mean
 
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
Come to the chat...
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
The power of the force compells you to visit
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Do not deny me your company. Come, chat with me.
 
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
You know you want to parachat...
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Thaaaat's right. Come enjoy the love.
 
Posted by Centurion (Member # 3956) on :
 
Come see, me, or I will start yelling obscenities at the TV?

(Hoping the Raiders win )
 


Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I have a Star Trek Nemesis movie poster. If you feel like yelling at me, come to parachat.

Otherwise: Chat or chat not, you must show up.
 


Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Do not ignore parachat. That is impossible, only realize that there is no parachat. - Parody of a Matrix qoute
 
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
Not quite funny but..pweese come..and where's Anubis??...
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I see parachat people. I see them all the time. I see them right now. You should be one of them.
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
I see only three Parachatters. It is 7:50pm EST, and I'm not working tonight.

Where are you selfish non-chatters when I am available?
 


Posted by pepperuda (Member # 1573) on :
 
Rakeesh, I didn't mean to kill you. It was an accident. Simply an accident.

The Phantom of the Chat room is here inside my mind.
 


Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
Surf's up..
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Parachat. NOW.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
When you think no one is there to help you, your not alone. Yet you are alone. So very alone. I am alone right now with one other. Come now and have some fun.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Ok, maybe some of you didnt hear me. I said come to parachat. OK? Parachat. Thats para-chat. Now.

 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
Helloooo?

Feyd and I are bored.

Ni!
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Can't study, must chat!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Me:There is something in here.

Gandalf: It is gollum. He has been following you for 1/2 an hour now.

So he escaped?

Or was released.

Its a pity no one else is in here, chatting with me.

Pity? It is pity that brought you to parachat. There are many who deserve to parachat with you who dont and many who dont deserve it but do. Can you determine?

I just want someone to talk to. Gosh, dont lecture me.
 


Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
 
Please come. I'm so bored.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Ive got a secret that I dont want to post. Come to parachat and if I trust you Ill tell you.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
I am slowly driving myself insane. Come watch the fun!
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
am I the only one with nothing to do on a friday night? aim or parachat, celia goodness in both!
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
Who will be my friend?
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Ill be your friend, just get in here or else.
 
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
No one..I repeat..no one..can EVER impersonate me...gr...
 
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
 
I'm at school..boredom is also with me.
 
Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
 
come.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
A puzzle in a box
Characters from 'locks'
A hunter of Crocs
A parachat paradox

Come and chat for the remaining 15 minutes Im awake.
 


Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
 
come on, you pumpernickel heads!
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Would if I could. Honest.
 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
bored bored bored... I leave for five minutes, and everyone goes away.

someone come talk to me.

Ni!
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
My head hurts. Make it stop hurting!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
You were here
Now your gone
Im getting sleepy
Im gonna yawn
No ones here
Its only me
So come on in
And talk to T
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
It's lunch time. Come have lunch with celia.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
<----unloved.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Come on in
Talk to me
No one here
Just Mr T.

Show some pity
Towards this guy
So come and chat
Just drop on by.

I have 10 minutes so hurry.
 


Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Come on along,
Come on along,
To alexander's rag time band!

Come on along,
Come on along,
It's the bestest band what am!

 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
I've got a couple of minutes.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
I don't really have a couple minutes, but I'll be there anyway.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Im too lazy to really check so just tell me, is anybody in parachat or AIM?
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
here.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Done with exams, please make my head stop spinning.
 
Posted by Patrick (Member # 2050) on :
 
Let's see if this works...

Pat's in chat....

come chat with Pat


 


Posted by NdRa (Member # 2295) on :
 
Anyone as bored as I am? come to parachat!
 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
I wonder how many of the posts in this thread are mine...

I'm taking a break from slogging through Silmarillion, come talk to me.

Ni!
 


Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
The Matrix has you....

agenT_Smith wants you to join.....
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
Lunch time!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I sit here alone
Waiting for you to come
Wanting you to come

I smile and wave
Sitting alone
Standing alone

I call out to you
Waiting for you to come
Wanting you to come
Hoping you will come

I sit here all alone
Wanting to chat
Waiting to chat

I sit here all alone.

 


Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
Dude, you have to wait for people to come first.


*IN chat*
 


Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
I've got a few minutes
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
hello...
 
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
Here for a little while.
 
Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
Jebus, come into Parachat.
and anyone else is welcome, of course

Ni!


 


Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Come thou hither.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Im in both AIM and Parachat. Others are in AIM, so come to either one.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
If you're not in one, go there now.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 

 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
AIM or Parachat.

Come on. You know you want to.
 


Posted by knightswhosayni! (Member # 4096) on :
 
I'm bored. Feyd seems to be dead. Help me revive him.

Ni!
 


Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
It's making a comeback. For the AIM illiterate.
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
:bump:'ed from the 24th page.
 
Posted by SamIAm (Member # 160) on :
 
Heh, just had to see if this old name still worked...

[This message has been edited by SamIAm (edited December 06, 2002).]
 


Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
Come on, Ralphie...humor me.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'm there. And you would be...?
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
So, remind me, Ton. I know I don't have AIM because I haven't downloaded it, but tell me again--why is it I don't have Parachut?
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
quote:
Sorry, but your browser is not Java enabled, and you will not be able to
chat

Why? What does this mean?


 


Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I don't why it won't work for you, KT. Download AIM and then e-mail me your new nick.
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Owwwwhhhhh! But that will take too long, and I'm too impatient.

I'm going to bed. You should, too, BTW. I left my book at your house, so I'm going to have to come over and get it bright and early.
 


Posted by Eddie Whiteshoes (Member # 2951) on :
 
Three of us... And at least one of us is hot...

Come for some XXX action! Steamy hot Vin Diesel talk, 24 hours a day, 8 days a week!
 


Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Are you game for AIM?
Im in para chat too.
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
Toni! You flustered my computer. He locked up. Then I restart and you're gone! Why do I set myself up for such letdowns?!
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
AIM Chat everyone!

Come enjoy a Ralphie clone.
 


Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
 
Can we get the clone to do things the real Ralphie wouldn't?
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
Like...participate in a wet t-shirt contest? MAYBE!
 
Posted by RaIphie (Member # 3890) on :
 
Spanking contest in AIM chat!
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
How does this AIM chat of which you speak work?
 
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
 
EG, are you serious?
 
Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 
You get onto AIM an you invite yourself to chat in a little room called Hatrack Chat. Spin yourself around three times, click your heels, and say, "chipple" 5 times. Presto change-o, you're there.
 
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
 
Or just tell us your nick and we'll invite you the first time. After that the drug stops being free...
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
Yeah, I was serious, actually. Didn't know what the chat name was... Might pop in after my ciggy break
 
Posted by Mr. T (Member # 2395) on :
 
I pity da foo' dat don't come and chat.

AIM
 


Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Hm. I'd hate to be pittied. Guess I'd better go chat.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
SDG, get in here!
 
Posted by Lissande (Member # 350) on :
 
Please. I've been in detention periods more interesting than this chat. Come save me!
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
*crickets chirping*
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
Cooo loo coo coo coo coo coo coo!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Frisco and I are in the parachat, btw. And since neither of us ever sleep we'll probably be around for a little bit. [Smile]
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
[Mad]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Wow - it's like a party in the chat and everyone's invited!

'cept Deirdre. [Frown]
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
[Mad] [Mad]
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Two and a half minutes remaining.
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Yay! Java enabled!

I shall be barred from parachat rooms no more!

*general fanfare*
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Still don't have AIM set up.

Come chat with me if you want to be seen with all the right people.
 
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
Must...enable....java....

Windows....XP.....hates me.....
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
I know you're awake!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay, Frisco. I'm here.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I always love getting the 333th post...
 
Posted by raventh1 (Member # 3750) on :
 
*cough* 333rd! *cough*
 
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
 
What the hell are you people doing awake at 4 in the morning?!? You should be asleep!
 
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
Utah time is two hours behind Hatrack time, so it looks like T and Raventh were only awake at 2 in the morning.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'm in the parachat for just a sec. [Smile]
 
Posted by * (Member # 4842) on :
 
"just for a sec"

*snort*

[Smile]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Well, it started out as 'just a sec'. [Razz]

And, for the record, I'm not in the parachat right now.
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Sorry about that, but I just can't help being so sexy.
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
I'm on Newbie-Patrol. Mwuhaha!

You can't persude me, to play your game.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay, I'll go in for a little bit.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Weird - my connection totally failed on me.

Well, I'm back in for a little bit.
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
next day.

now please?

[Frown]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Okay. For a little bit.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'm going to be on for about half an hour.

Join me if you'd like. [Smile]
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
Dagonnit,

I came up with another good chat name and you aren't here to enjoy it! Gah!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I know I'm not 'pose to be hanging around, but I'm sick tonight. My tummy doesn't feel good. [Frown]

So, I'm giving myself tonight to be weak, and blaming it on a bad tummy.

Come keep my company. [Smile]
 
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
 
[Frown] for Ralphie's tummy.

[Big Grin] for us!
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
So are you coming in or not, Kayla?
 
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
 
Am I not already in?

Oh, parachat! Duh!
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Of course she waits until nine minutes after I leave the office to give in to her weakness. [Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
So...is there some exclusive chat for cool people going on which I'm not invited to (for obvious reasons, of course)?

If not, I'd like to start one, and hopefully get a word in before I'm voted out of the room.

It will be called ComeTellMeImPretty , just like the ones Ralphie starts.

[ June 29, 2003, 09:57 PM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I was just sirened, but Eddie isn't in there.

However, I'll wait around for a few minutes... [Smile]
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
That treacherous ringside announcer Frisco ain't there, but I am!
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
Come join the cool-club in Parachat!

No, not you. You, over there. No, behind you, geek!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
All cool people report to parachat for finalizing and implementing World Domination Plans.

Non-cool people are invited to serve drinks and take notes.
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
What's parachat? I guess I'm not cool. [Frown]
And I can't even serve drinks.

[ August 19, 2003, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: eslaine ]
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
::looks at watch::

Head on over anyway.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Aww sticklebats, its not working.
 
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
 
I just checked, either the room is empty, or I have found the wrong room
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
nah, no one's in parachat any more.

Hop into Hatrack Chat in aim.

we're talking aobut rebellious hair.

Ni!
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
You couldn't have gotten far in formulating plans for world domination if I was not involved. And I can't get into parachat when I'm either at work or in the car. So you clearly had other intentions for your little meeting.

I see right through you, woman.
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
I figured out how to get there. We decided to put the planning on hold till Sax-75 showed up.

It didn't happen.

I wound up serving drinks and taking minutes.

[ August 20, 2003, 12:35 PM: Message edited by: eslaine ]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
If you're not in parachat, well, you're not a Hatracker at all.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Come for the pop ups, stay for the Ralphie Luvin'.
 
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
 
Get the google toolbar. No pop-ups in parachat.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Wow. Kira was in and then she left. No other takers for Ralphie Luvin'.

People either have a life around here on Friday evening, or I'm losing my touch. [Frown]
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
(adds siren call to Ralphie's)

It's a pitiful call, but maybe in combination....
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
*kicks computer* I'd come (well, not Friday evening, but other times), but my computer won't load parachat properly! [Mad] It did a few weeks back, when there was no one THERE, but now that people keep being there, it won't load. I get a weird Java error. [Cry] And I've tried checking IE settings . . . [Wall Bash]
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Parachat=EVIL! [Mad]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I am specifically sirening Stormy. And Kat, if she can get her booticus in parachat.

However, this is by no means a close invitation.

k, thx
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Kat, woman - I'm not done with you yet.
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
[Frown] I can't get my bank site to work, which means I can't pay my rent, which means I'm going to be homeless. Good thing I'm still at work. *sniff*
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Damn your siren call, Ralphie!!

School won't let me get on parachat until the virus scare is over... ;_;
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
She's not actually calling right now. Brettly's just trying to trick you. Damn tricky Brettly!
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
OH, well then the pull is less strong. But I'd still join you if I could, Brettley!
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
I AM NOT STORM SAXON!!!!!!!!

ARGH!!!!!!!!

(And you know I mean it. Look at all those exclamation points!)

[ September 03, 2003, 07:34 PM: Message edited by: saxon75 ]
 
Posted by Toni (Member # 5620) on :
 
Stormy - To the parachat mobile!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
In an amazing display of luck, parachat has opened for me. If anyone feels like chatting in there, come on in.
 
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
*sings*

Parachat,
Parachat
is where it's at,
where it's at...
 
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
 
Cool kids who love their country use parachat.
 
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
 
I'd join, but I don't really have anything to say.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I'm on my way, with leiderhosen in hand.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
For one half hour, you, too, can experience the joys of T, live in Parachat.
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Dude, way to go parachatting when I'm stuck behind my office firewall.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I'm cool and better than you.

Come tell me how wrong you think I am in parachat.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Screw all firewalls. Turn them off and get into parachat!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
There's no denying reason, no denying parachat, because we all know, without parachat, we would not exist.

It is parachat that created us,
Parachat that defines us,
That binds us,
So get into parachat now because I'm there.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
maybe you should start your own T_Smith's silly call thread.

oh, and i'm in for just a bit if anyone is interested.
 
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
 
This is a siren call for Ralphie:

Whoo-wee!

Ralphie, get in chat. Or better yet, on AIM. You and your self-control...
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
<ahem>
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Parachat is the place to be.
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
My hands smell like bleach.
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
<pulls on siren thingie>

Does this work anymore? Should it now be called the "Hopelessly looking for Ralphie but not being successful siren?"
 
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
 
I think it's more the "I'm slightly desperate and crave attention and Ralphie lovin'" siren. But do not fear true believer, Ralphie is out there somewhere, battling boredom, rescuing random hatrackers, sometimes being a little grumpy, but usually being fairly entertaining in her own unique and patented way.
 
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
 
I'm in there for a little while, except when I'm idle to deal with the cake I'm making for tomorrow or something . . . if anybody wants to chat with someone who will be away half of the time.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
AIM chat.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
You're missing out.

Really.

Happiness awaits in the AIM chat.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
fugu is going crazy in AIM chat.

Crazy.
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
We're getting jiggy down in Parachat. Come join us, cuz you knows you loveses us, precious.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
quote:
you knows you loveses us, precious.
Hey! That's OUR line, Ryuko!
You must not take talk from us and precious...
*hugs Rhaegar*
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
Come here, you.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
chatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchat
chatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchatchat

on aim
 
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
 
*turns on siren to call Ralphie*

and all others up at this hour!

Try it, you'll like it
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
bumpishness.

AIM

Hatrack Chat
 
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
<---- misses Toni [Frown]
 
Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :
 
[Frown]

Me too.
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
*strums guitar*

*pulls stray napkins out of strings, begins to play...*

"They saaaayy... the old..."

*chokes on a chicken wing*
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
*eyes thread hopefully*

*opens, reads last few posts*

[Cry]
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
hatrack chat

On AIM.

Now.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
AIM chat.
 
Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :
 
I think it's just totally cool to see Ralphie's name hop back to the first page somehow. Even if she's still not around right now.
 
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
 
You should have been in hatrack chat today if you believe that [Smile] .
 
Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :
 
Whoa. Way cool.
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Ka-bump. I see some of our foreign jatraqueros upon the board this early mornin'. JOIN ME IN CHAT!!!!
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Uhh... That would be parachat, that is... Ehehe.
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Where is everyone? Parachat?

Pfft.

The fun is in AIM chat. Everyone knows that. Get in here!
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
*blows into mic*

"Is this thing on?"
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Ok. AIM chat is broken. I can't get in.

*stamps foot*

*reboots*
 
Posted by HRE (Member # 6263) on :
 
Where is this supposed AIM chat?
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
darn good question. I don't AIM, generally. (take note of the toilet seat) What is AIM and where do I get it?

fallow
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
It's AOL instant messenger.
you can go to this site and use express if you want.

Then, once you've created your own name, invite yourself into Hatrack Chat. That's where we all are. [Smile]
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
thanks narnia,

I'll give it my best.

fallow
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I'm on a mac. I think I'm hosed for chat.

fallow
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
no, there are gazillions of mac users out there?

Right?
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I've got a simple phone-line internal-modem connection. I don't use my home connect for much more than mapquest and this place. Downloading and installing new apps is fairly painful.

fallow
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
but you don't have to download from that sight that I sent you to. Right?
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I think I tried, actuallly. It was going to take about 30 min.

I have Ichat, ichat up, I think.

fallow
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I got the download and it's installed. I don't have a good user/passwd, though. Do I have to have a microsoft acct?
 
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
 
Use iChat. Just put in your AIM screenname and password and it will work. A 56k modem works fine for chatting.
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I don't know my AIM chat-personage. Can I look this up somewhere?
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
No, I think you just dive in and make up one.

try it and see...
 
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
 
Did you register for a screenname on aim.com? If not, then you need to do that. Go to [removed link to save thread from the dreaded long-word-with-no-spaces syndrome] if you need to create a name.

edit: Eek... that's rather ugly. I guess you'll have to copy and paste.

[ April 03, 2004, 02:07 AM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]
 
Posted by skrika03 (Member # 5930) on :
 
Fallow, did you check your profile [Razz]
They don't seem to have a web based IM anymore, and I'll be darn- diddly- anged before I ever download anything from AOL onto my computer voluntarily.
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
can I use my password here?
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
call me a freaking moron. I can't figure out this mac/msn congruency of names/passwds.
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
generally, my user-name is mjt or flounder, and my email acct on yahoo is flounder90404. I can't seem to get a renewed password on either mjt or founder90404.

this blows.
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
this is stupendously irritating!
 
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
 
Someone help this guy out! I'm to illiterate to do it myself!! [Frown]
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I think I needs me a new user name and password on a relevant device/net/thingie.
 
Posted by human_2.0 (Member # 6006) on :
 
iChat uses AIM and runs on Mac OS X only (the newest version can video chat with AIM 5.5 on Windows!!!). If you don't know about iChat means you probably have Mac OS 8 or 9. You can download AOL's Messenger from here:

http://www.aim.com/get_aim/mac/latest_macosx.adp

If you have a G3/500 or better, get Mac OS X unless you are stuck with old hardware or software. It is worth it.
 
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
 
Fallow, go to http://my.screenname.aol.com/_cqr/login/]http://my.screenname.aol.com/_cqr/login/login.psp?seamless= n&siteState=http://www.aim.aol.com/get_aim/ congratsd2.adp&triedAimAuth=y&siteId=aimregistrationPROD&promo=380466&mcState=initialized&createSn=1 WITHOUT THE SPACES and create a name and password. When you open iChat a box should come up prompting you to put in a name and password. If one doesn't, go to preferences->accounts and put in the name and password. After you're logged in, to get to Hatrack Chat, go to file->go to chat and put in "Hatrack Chat".

[ April 03, 2004, 02:11 AM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]
 
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
 
I appreciate the help, but I'm not all that keen on learning new things.

Is there a way to have a dialogue here?
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Hatrack Underground. Go now.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
AIM chat
 
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
 
what he said
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
AIM = Hatrack Chat
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I'm suppose to post in here, or something.
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
Hey, it's Ralphie! [Wave]
 
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
 
Bah, Ralphie and her silly "No IMs" policy. I much prefer my equally silly "No Hatchat" policy.
 
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
 
I'm in AIM's hatrack chat for ~ 30 minutes. . .
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
I'm suffering severe Hatrack withdrawls...come to the Parachat, people!

(No AIM for me on this computer)
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
I'm chillin' out in Parachat tonight. I didn't bring my laptop with me to work, so I dare not go on AIM. Parachat's probably bad enough as it is.

Sorry I'm not Ralphie, btw.
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
I cry. and then come to chat.
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
Thank you to Papa Moose, Ryuko and Anne Kate for keeping me company. Sorry I wasn't too chatty, I keep getting interrupted by work.

Anyone else up for some ParaChat?
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
I see you, Ralphie! I'm stuck at a computer with only AIM! Entertain me.
 
Posted by rav (Member # 7595) on :
 
Dare I blow the siren horn whilst OSC posts?
 
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
 
::sneaks::

I'm going to this Hatrack Underground place.

Sshhhhhh, very secret, it's underground ::points::

If anyone would like to explore the mysteries of the universe with me, I'll be waiting.

Edit: Sssshhhhhh!

[ April 02, 2005, 05:25 PM: Message edited by: jebus202 ]
 


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