I got the last post (and therefore, the most toys).
Take that!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I would take this last post, but this Last Post thing is likely to tip my personal Naughty/Nice scale to no presents.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
Like you were getting presents anyway, Dan.
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
I wonder if Santa will be able to find me at my new apartment.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Why, you running low on coal?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Good point Z, so I'll take the last post and run
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I've been a bad girl but that last post is still mine..
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
Santa, for some unknown reason, always leaves us toothbrushes, and usually lotions or travel toothpastes, or body sprays.
Perhaps Santa thinks my family and I have bad breath.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
He knows what you've been eating He knows what breaths you take He knows what smells your causing So brush them teeth for goodness sake.
PS. Mine!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Wonderful Dan but I hate to be the Scrooge..::snatch::
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Sounds like Santa is handing out supplies from the Red Roof Inns he stays at along the way...
My precious!
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
Merry Christmas to all...
*evil grin*
::last post::
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Wipe that silly evil grin off your face, "Emperor".
I do believe the last post is mine.
Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :
Anybody know if Santa follows timezones? If so -- what with the International Dateline and all -- Santa would be delivering presents to Jatraqueros in Singapore, Australia, and Japan nearly a day ahead of his deliveries to Hawaiian Jatraqueros.
[This message has been edited by aspectre (edited December 23, 2002).]
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
Aye, Bob, you're in my territory...watch your step.
I shall have the last post forever, Emperor of Puns.
::last post::
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Aspectre, go see the Santa Tracker thread. NORAD has it all scoped out.
It's already Christmas Eve everywhere East of London!!!
I'm so excited.
And I have the last post
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
With my new nocturnal schedule, I'm sure to get the last post. Right?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Oh great, now Im going to be up till midnight tomorrow waiting for the last post.
Unless this thread dies....
Santa, the stalker Was very sick indeed He ran around With his pants pulled down And in the lake he pee'd.
There must have been some alcohol In that mug he found For when he brought it to his lips He passed out on the ground...
Bumpety bump bump Bumpety bump bump Look at santa go Bumpety bump bump Bumpety bump bump Now there yellow snow!
*a Toriginal*
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Gee T, that was...something else... Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
The correct response would be: ô¿ô
Maybe even: ô¿o
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
or maybe "I have the last post."
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Or maybe even... egads look over there.
*yoink*
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
*knocks T out*
*takes last post*
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
Come on kids...don't prove the old cliché right...
Because the cat is still here.
::last post::
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Well fine. I'm going to bed, since I'll have to get up and clean some more tomorrow morning. Carry on without me.
Oh, and *last post*
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
*Carries on*
Goodnight, everyone. Merry Christmas.
::last post::
Posted by ginette (Member # 852) on :
In many ways, we are far, far behind you. But when it comes to time.......
*last post*
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
It's already Christmas in a good chunck of the world. But frankly, I'm taking the last post until NORAD says Santa has visited my area.
I guess someone far West of here will get the VERY last post, but I'll get the last one before Christmas Hatrack time...
Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
Oh you think so...
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
What is this 'last post'?
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
What it is is an annoying game.
Who's it is,is mine!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Your last comment confused me Dan.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
If you lived in Tibet, you'd have your presents by now...
I'm tracking him!!! And he said I could have the last post if I leave him some of my famous cookies.
So there.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Wheres Centurion to insist that Bob is Santa Claus?
(P.S., did you contact the others?)
cough*lastpost*cough
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
<insert funny comment on how he is taking the last post>
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I'm dreaming of the last post... Just like the post I had before...
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
....but then I came a long and stole your dream, and now I have the last post
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I have visions of sugar plums, shot out of a cannon at 5500 fps, dancing around your head.
I did, however, reclaim the elusive last post before Santa's arrival.
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
your mom!
*wonders if that makes any sense, shrugs and reclaims last post*
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Toretha, pretend this is a debate and throw in the towel.
I have the last post!
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
NOPE! Last post is MINE
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
But I REALLY REALLY need it!!!
And so, it is mine!
Posted by Mother_Toretha (Member # 3943) on :
This is a sinful game. I must put an end to it. All you sinful people: shoo! I'm taking away the last post. No more arguing over it!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Let he who is without sin cast the first stone. Let everyone else throw pies!!!
*pies Mother Toretha*
Duck that, beatified little do-gooder!
last post, she's mine!
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
You there! are you pie-ing that poor old nun? Ah, what sad times are these, when passing ruffians can pie old nuns at will! Even those who arrange and design shrubberys are under considerable economic stress at this time in history!
*steals last post*
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Ah, too sad...you stole the next-to-last post. Hardly worth it, was it?
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Nope..because it wasn't he next-to-last anyhow..
Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :
It would make a far more challenging game to get the next-to-last post before Santa arrives.
And, I'd think people out on the west coast like me would have an advantage in getting the last post anyhow because Santa gets here last..
*looks around suspiciously then grabs the last post before anybody notices*
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
You aren't that sly as you think..
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Nope. I am.
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
*steals last post and runs off with it to another thread* Hah-now it's no longer here! find me if you can Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Not really..I think you forgot to put it some where secured..mwhehe
Posted by Legolas (Member # 3074) on :
You're just not looking hard enough for my alter ego. She still has it ********
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
oh please..nuns and elves don't scare me..it's mine!!
Posted by Legolas (Member # 3074) on :
but you haven't found my alter ego yet-and you have to find her to steal it back!
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
I believe that I have the current last post.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
No. You don't.
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Neither do you.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
You're all getting coal for Christmas!!!
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
That's not new for me..
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Awwwww... you're tugging on my heart strings. Maybe I should let you have the last post.
NOT!
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
Don't worry-yoiu don't have the last post, even if you wanted to let her have it. It's MINE! My own...my precioussssss
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
We wantses it...we wantses it...and we shall have it, my preciousss....yessss...
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
Greedy lil' Gollums ain't yawl..WEll i'm no Deagol so move it!!
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
HUMAN! turn on AIM!
*grabs last post again*
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
LOL..fun
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
no, mae, the last post is mine
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Yoink!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
(tune to the Chestnuts roasting (ow)) Last post posted on a last post thread Bob is crying really loud And though its been said Many times on many threads Heres the last post, once more
*last post*
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
I don't believe in Santy Claus anyway.
**Ela**
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Oh the weather outside is frightful, But the last post is delightful I think you had better just run, I'll last post till you tell me I've won.
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
Oh you silly man. Go wrap your presents.
**Ela**
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Twas the night before Christmas And on the front page T_Smith stole the last post And Bob turned red with rage
The last post was stolen From Bob with a snare In the hopes that he Just wouldn't care
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
Two hours and a quarter until Santa his the east coast. I, however, must wait and play this game for three hours more.
[This message has been edited by Emperor Palpatine (edited December 24, 2002).]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*yoink*
Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
*sock*
:-D
::last post::
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
*shoe*
Posted by Dead_Horse (Member # 3027) on :
LOL Wrong thread!
er...lace
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Rope!
Thread!
Last Post!
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Merry Christmas!
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Wow, either my computer clock is fast, or the Hatrack clock is slow...I've got 12:06 AM.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Darn
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
At any rate, I've got last post of the 24th EST!
[This message has been edited by Ophelia (edited December 25, 2002).]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
At anyrate I got the first post on Christmas on Hatrack Time.... I still got 2 hours
Posted by Wendybird (Member # 84) on :
I don't know what time zone I am in. Isn't that sad? Arizona doesn't follow daylight savings time so I'm always confuzzled. I doubt I'll get the last post Pacific time... Its 11:09 pm but I'm sleepy... gotta go put out the stockings and all. I've been such a good girl, I'd better get some chocolate! Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I could go up and see what I got right now. But, I like waking up at 5:00 and seeing then.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Heh. What I used to do, back when my parents actually bothered buying us Christmas presents, was get up at 4 in the morning, open my presents, and then fall asleep on the couch downstairs. There was something magical about being the first one up, I guess. And I always enjoyed sleeping on the couch, for some bizarre reason.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
Looks like I got it even in your time zone, T. Maybe next year, sweetie. Maybe next year. *Pats T on the head* Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
LOL..Why am I still up..lol
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
I guesso..
Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :
So, now do I have the last post after Santa arrives?
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
You did.
-o-
Hey Rivka, here's one I didn't win.
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Santa is arriving at my house as we speak, it sounds. Or the neighborhood hobos have yet again dared my wrath.
So I have my last post.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
So how far off is Hatrack's clock?
[ December 24, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: Icarus ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
True 'nuff, Ic. Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
I left cookies for Santa. He left me some reindeer pudu.
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