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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Sets up shop, waits for customers.....

[ January 21, 2004, 10:11 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
 
Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :
 
Please burninate that newbie Tom Davidson. That !@$#@$! needs a lesson.
 
Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :
 
I'll arrow you if you try to touch me. I've played the game! I know your weakness! I'm not a peasant!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Rule Number One: There is no proxy burnination. All burnination will be done in person.

Rule Number Two: No burnination will take place until 5 cents is received.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Burninates Newbie gottwhatever for free**
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Am I still new enough? I believe you still have yet to burninate me, despite your campaign promises. So I shouldn't even have to pay you.

Nevertheless...

::gives a nickel to the Burninator::
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
::Hands over nickel plus a nickel tip::

I want that fool Trogdor burninated.
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Hey! Wait your turn! Besides, haven't you read the rules?
quote:
Rule Number One: There is no proxy burnination. All burnination will be done in person.

 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates saxon75 till he screams for his mommy, then runs into a thatched roof cottage and burninates the LAME Jeni for free. *

15 cents! I KNEW this would would be profitable....
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Well, rule number two was broken.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
::burninated::

[Frown]
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
If only burnination could keep her quiet.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Someone close the window, that wind is getting noisy.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
May I help you Frisco?
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
I know Steel's not a newbie, but he's been posting like one. Can we burninate him?

*hands Trogdor a nickel*
 
Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
 
::flips a nickel to Trogdor::

I, too, have yet to be burninated. It's kind of like baptism through fire, right?

::waits in line::
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
*gives Trogdor a nickel for burninating Jeni, since she would have been my first choice*
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
I hardly think I'm a newbie compared to YOU.
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
Doesn't mean you don't need to be burninated.

Trogdor, if I give you another nickel, will you aim more towards the hands this time?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Burninates Godric, who runs around in circles, pees his pants, then jumps in a bathtub full of cold water. **

*Amends rule number one*

Ammended Rule Number one: Proxy burnination will be done on an as-needed basis for 25 cents.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Frisco clearly needs to be burninated. He's been begging for it.

::hands over quarter::
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Burninates Frisco on the butt, who then scoots along the ground like a cat with worms.
 
Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
 
Whew! That was fun! I haven't peed my pants since 4th grade! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
 
I always wear my asbestos bodysuit for such occasions.
 
Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :
 
*arrows and swords Trogdor*
 
Posted by ChaoticBlizzard (Member # 2914) on :
 
Hey, it seems like this is a fun activity. What can I get for a dollar!?

*hands Trogdor a nice crips one dollar bill*

Burninate me!

*anxiously awaits*

-Chaotic
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*Hands Chaotic back 95 cents in change...*

don't get cute...

**Burninates Chaotic to a crisp, crunchy shell**

Come again...

[Smile]
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
I am unsatisfied with your burninating abilities. Twenty minutes later, and I'm back to normal. I demand a refund!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Do you have a receipt?
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
You bet
 
Posted by Cheshire Kitty (Member # 5033) on :
 
Ok Burninator. Went out to BBB site and there are numerous complaints that you not only avoid your burninating duties but at times burninate those who have hired you to do a job?

What do you have to say for yourself?

And don't burninate me--burnt cat is none to pretty a smell. If you know what I mean.

edit for spelling of "none word" burninate

[ April 16, 2003, 10:46 PM: Message edited by: Cheshire Kitty ]
 
Posted by GWBush (Member # 2308) on :
 
Trogdor is hiding weapons of mass destruction. This evil doer must be stopped. He is the mastermind behind an axis of evil. If he doesn't destroy his weapons of mass destruction, and stop sponsoring terrorists, we will dismantle his regime. Good Night, and God Bless.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Jeni -- that's not a receipt. I need proof, babe.

Cheshire has forced me to come up with rule number four.

Rule number four: All requests for burnination that have mispellings will be refused.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Quick! Burninate him before he declares us all JV evildoers!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Does his civic duty, burninates 'W.'**

[ April 16, 2003, 10:44 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
For that, Mr. Burninator, you can keep my refund.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
How bout a free burnination, since the first one didn't take?
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Woo!

::sits in anticipation, waiting for burnination::
 
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
 
I feel left out, could i be burninated as well?

::donates his 5 cents::

--ApostleRadio
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Places Jeni in a thatched-roof cottage, burninates the roof, then burninates the door til the structure caves in on itself.**

That ought to do it.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
I am not a charitable organization. You have to PAY me 5 cents.
 
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
 
well youre not gettin another 5 cents from me, so ill just not be burninated, money doesnt grow on trees you know
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Have a nice day!
[Smile]
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Pat, email me your address... I'll send you a dollar and you can burninate 10 "veterans" for me in a devastatingly way.

Namely:

BYu
Leto
Ni
celia
David Bowles
Yourself
Slash
Emp
Dan_Raven
Bob_Scopatz

And Im sure you'd burninate Ralphie for free
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Hey Trog, can you burninate that Pat guy? He keeps hangin' around here, like a gnat that just won't go away.

::hands 25 cents::
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
T, that would be 2.50. Not a dollar. Don't waste Trog's time.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Says you... I get a discount.
 
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
 
*commends Trogdor for working in not only a Homestar Runner reference, but a Peanuts reference as well*

I think what you need most of all, Trogdor the Burninator, is to come right out and admit all of the things that are wrong with you!

*starts singing*

You're not very handsome, or clever, or lucid.
You've always been stupid with knightses and swordses...
You've never been much squishing peasants or kingses or queenses or lordses or dukeses or horses...
You're usually awful at parties and dances,
You cough and you burn all the guestses around you
Or you don't bring a present, or you melt the ice cream
Or you get so depressed that you stand and you scream...
"OH, HOW COULD THERE POSSIBLY BE
ONE HUGE DRAGON AS THOROUGHLY, TOTALLY, UTTERLY
SUPER COOL AS ME?"


*this musical interlude brought to you by the fine people at Pepperidge Farms*
 
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
T forgot his sister in that list. [Wink]
 
Posted by ChaoticBlizzard (Member # 2914) on :
 
*Now burninated to a crisp, crunchy shell*

Woo! 95 cents left over, and i'm burning up.

*Buys a coke*

*Has 5 cents in change*

Show Cheshire that you truly do mean business. [Big Grin]
*Hands 5 cents over in hope to see Cheshire Burninated*

-Chaotic
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
why am i not at the top of your list, novak?
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
Because your vengeance is more fiery than any Burnination, Celia.
 
Posted by Cheshire Kitty (Member # 5033) on :
 
Wait...uh... can't we talk about this..*slowly backs out of thread*
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
*moves EG onto "good" list*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
HOLY CRAP.... I NEED TO HIRE SOME HELP. Where's JonBoy when you need him.....

OK...

here we go....

I hereby burninate BYu because he's named after my alma mater.

I hereby burninate Leto for being the best dressed man at EnderCon.

I hereby burninate Ni because he/she got a signature to work here

I hereby burninate celia because she won't mod mafia with me...

I hereby burninate David Bowles because he's such a flaming Josh Groban fan...

I hereby burninate Yourself, T-Smith, because you are the most 'active....

I hereby burninate Slash because he gets more reptile love than me....

I hereby burninate Emp because sources say he'll turn Anakin to the dark side

I hereby burninate Dan_Raven because he's so dang clever....

I hereby burninate Bob_Scopatz because he almost has 10,000 posts...

I hereby burninate Ralphie because... well... I don't need to cause 'that Pat guy' does such a good job at it without the use of dragon breath...

I hereby burninate 'that Pat guy?' because he's so dashingly handsome.

And as for Leonide's post.....
[Big Grin] [Big Grin] [Big Grin]

did you think that up yourself?

Chaotic -- I need 20 more cents.....

I'll be taking applications for accountant. Post all resumes here.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Rule Number five: Veteran proxy burninations will now cost one dollar eaches.

(and whoever can catch the reference to another children's book in this post gets a free massage and burnination)
 
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
 
Trogdor, my good man, I simply put new lyrics to a tune from "You're a Good Man, Charlie Brown"...incidentally, the song "The Doctor is In"
[Smile]

quote:
*moves EG onto "good" list*
celia is Santa Claus!?!? [Eek!] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**does Snoopy dance**
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
*moves Leo onto "naughty" list*
 
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
 
i think i was already there, Santy [Cool]
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
i really just have 1 list. the list of people who have "it" coming. i'm not sure what "it" is, but it isn't good.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates celia for mucking up my thread**
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
Mister Trogdor, your majesty-ness, can you burninate Troubadour? He's Australian, you know.

*drops a dollar on the altar*
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
:rolls out a dime: get toranaga....he makes a mockery of great wisdom.
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
sorry, pat, you're still not on the list.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Trogdor walks over to Troubador and says...**

G'day mate! How bout I throw you on the barbie!

**burninates Troubador**
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Dang!

And Rhapsode... proxy burninations are 25 cents.
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
:throws a ten on the table and winks: make it good
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*Burninates toranga with all the fury that $10 can muster. Throws in a burnination of Rhapsode for good measure. *
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
:rejoices in burnination, then realizes she spent last cash on burnination and cant afford clothes: Donations?
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Mack is right. I forgot my sister. Go ahead and burninate her slowly.

*tosses Pat a quarter*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Burninates T's sister, who then gets into a car and drives to her friends house, which happens to have a thatched roof, burninating all of them too. **

Want me to burninate your parents too?
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
if you burninate t, i might put you on the list.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates T**
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
:naked, considering prostitution in exchange for clothing:
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Somebody give him some clothes, for hells sake.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Oh my poor charred booblets and pixie wings...

*skips off*
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
maybe now that you're nicely toasted, you'll get online again.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I might just do that.
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
Sweet. That's all the warmth he's gonna get in Melbourne, this time of year.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
The Burninator is OUT.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I've been a long-time burnitation recipient, and "Trogdor" always burninated me for free.

All you new burninatees are just sorry imitations of the original.
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
Pat, who says I don't just type Ni! in every time?

::is FEMALE, btw.::

Ni!
 
Posted by ChaoticBlizzard (Member # 2914) on :
 
Weeee! All that Burnination, and only ONE naked person!? Err. Ah well.

*Hands Rhapsode my extra pair of shoes along with a pair of pink socks.*

That should be a cute look. [Big Grin]

-Chaotic
 
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
I believe this is the best thread ever. I may be late, but I'm here now. Who can I burninate?

[ April 17, 2003, 10:29 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
 
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
 
Before you burninate anyone, I need to see proof that you have been given permission to do so.
 
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
quote:
HOLY CRAP.... I NEED TO HIRE SOME HELP. Where's JonBoy when you need him.....
I think it's quite clear that Trogdor wants me to help burninate people. And anyway, zgator, you're not the boss of me.

*burninates zgator for free*
 
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
 
I just wanted to make sure I would be getting an official burnination for my money. I was going to ask you to burninate about 50 gajillion people for me, but if you're going to be like that, I'll just wait til Trogdor comes back.

Sheesh, you just ask a simple question.
 
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
 
*skewers zgator on a spit, then slowly burninates him till he's nicely done*

You have to do it slowly to seal in the juices.

Mmm . . . roast gator . . . *drools*
 
Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 
I scoff at your Burnination. Trogdor is a total wuss. He can't stand up to one little armed knight or a single arrow. I on the other hand, have been known to defeat an entire battalion of armed nights with only my teeth.

Bares pointy teeth
 
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
 
*busts out Holy Hand Grenade*

*pulls pin*

One, two, five. . . .

*throws grenade*

*burninates The Rabbit with a baptism of fire*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
The Burninator is IN.
 
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
 
WooHoo!

(btw, you picture is going to be delayed a bit by the move. [Frown] )
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
oh? does that mean i'm removed from sig duty?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Give Kayla her daily dose of burnination, because I care.....

Burninates celia for not making a damn bit of sense, and for not signing up for Battle School mafia.....
 
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
 
uh, you asked me a while ago for a photo for your sig and never took me up on it...kayla was so helpful in getting me the one i used too.

and i did sign up for mafia. i'm the first character in the character thread. you just have problems with double negatives [Razz]

*escapes burnination*

tee hee
 
Posted by Cheshire Kitty (Member # 5033) on :
 
::wonders how she avoided wrath of Burninator::

Skips unscathed throughout the thread humming song.

~Run, run as fast as you can, you can’t catch me I’m the Cheshire Kitty Woman.~

[Razz]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**picks up kitty by scruff of the neck, throws her in the garage**

Celia -- I will give you one free Veteran burnination if you can find me a Trogdor avatar. No purchase necessary, only in approved states.
 
Posted by Cheshire Kitty (Member # 5033) on :
 
::hiss, arches back::

Hmm, I hope it's not...*glances up at roof* ...thatched. [Eek!]

:: meow::
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
I only draw attention to my newbie self in hopes that the roof we have been meaning to fix for six years now will be irreparably harmed. I'm pretty sure it's mostly made of poplar pollen noodles by now.

::carefully peels 5 very sticky pennies from the dashboard cupholder for Trog::
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*flames pooka extra crispy, hoping others will notice and require burnination more*
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
Filetted MUST be burninated. Turn him nice and crispy, maybe filet him.

::hands quarter::
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
::hands her quarter over for burnination of filetted::
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Triple burninate him.

*tosses a quarter*
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
::dumps entire laundry money stash on table::

How many burninations of filetted does this get me?
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Ooops... I accidently dropped a bag of 50,000 quarters...

*pssst... I want him/her burninated in the worst possible way, 10,000 times*
 
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
 
*burninates filetted 10,000 times in the worst possible ways*

How's that, T?

[ April 18, 2003, 01:56 PM: Message edited by: Snarky ]
 
Posted by Diosmel Duda (Member # 2180) on :
 
I can't remember what the charge is, and I'm definitely not a newbie, but it seems to be quite the thing to do nowadays. Besides, what can be better than a thread full of hotties?

*hands Trogdor a quarter, closes eyes, and prepares for the worst*

For you, Jon Boy. [Cool]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Poor filetted.

If she survives this burnination of the newbie, she will be a permanent fixture on Hatrack.

(She said I rocked on the other side. This means she can stay.)
 
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
 
quote:
Besides, what can be better than a thread full of hotties?
Sounds pretty good to me. . . . [Wink]
quote:
For you, Jon Boy.
Did you just dedicate your own burnination to me? I'm quite touched. *wipes tear*

[ April 18, 2003, 03:48 PM: Message edited by: Snarky ]
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
a/s/l = 33/male/los angeles

Sorry Ralphie, I made the same mistake about you.

I wear a burnination-retardent suit at all times (until it starts to itch)
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Hey! I didn't know you were a guy!

<steals filletted's pies>
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
:Rips clothes off of nearest female: There, all better.
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Oh, bloody hell. Not again.

<uses filletted's pie plates to fashion a makeshift garment and chases after Rhapasode>
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
*Prances...realizes is not female, laughs manaicly and runs down the street singing the theme to Three's Company*
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
*flish wipes whip-cream off nose, watches chaos, laughs, and sets to licking the remaining pie plate clean*
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
*runs into man with pie plate, steals, and continues maniacal laughter, tempered by plate licking*
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Now I've done it. I pull out my one running gag, and suddenly the thread turns into some hideous Beckett-like performance peice.

Burninator! Where are you?!!
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
I'm beginning to think these newbs need a bit more than burnination.
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
*Hands plate to Jeni, winks, and runs into the sunset*
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Jeni, I couldn't agree more.

If only I could find a blanket or something, we could start beaning them with these pie plates.

[ April 19, 2003, 12:35 AM: Message edited by: Deirdre ]
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
* Kneels before Deirdre and Jeni, vowing servantdom and a monthly paycheck*....*winks*

Rhapsode
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
You could start by returning my clothes...
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
<you see, my outragously kinky ladies want me naked> *complies with great form and grace*

Rhapsode
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Flish, is that asian/single/looking or american sign language? I'm really bad at these.
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
<averts her eyes>

Not "ladies," just me. And for purely utilitarian reasons, I assure you.
 
Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
I feel like this should be nipped in the bud before it gets too far.

No *getting naked inside little asteriks* at Hatrack, as far as I'm concerned.
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
Damn...wrong...tribe, I assure you it wasnt anything *shivers* to be taken like that...must...wash...

Rhapsode
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Okay, kids. I've got to go change, so Jeni's in charge. Do what she says, and for god's sake try to behave yourself.

And get some clothes on, man. Or whatever you are.

<leaves>
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
Pain. Lots of pain in chest cavity. I AM A MAN.

(I also apologize for rather odd behavior...)

Rhapsode
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
<returns to hand Rhapsode an ibuprofen and a change of clothes>

Apology accepted. [Smile]

<leaves>
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
Jeni- the apology also extends to you my dear, I believe I was a bit rude, to say the least...*extends clothed arm to shake hands*

Rhap
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
filetted is a man.

Okay.
 
Posted by Rakeesh (Member # 2001) on :
 
You tried, Toni.
 
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
 
Gaah! Newbie overload!

*puts Rhapsode in a giant pie and throws him in the oven for 30 minutes at 350 degrees*

*considers eating pie*

*realizes it's newbie pie*

*burninates newbie pie till it's charcoal*
 
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
Since Trogdor seems to be shirking his responsibilities . . .

*dons flame-retardant suit*

*burninates Diosmel Duda five times over*

But only because I care.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Alas, poor Diosmal.

On lighter note, could you please burninate Fitz, Rhapsode, and Bryan, whoever Bryan may be...
 
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
 
That would be WHOMEVER -

I only tell you this to spare you from being burninated by any grammarians holding wands spewing forth flame . . . [Wink]
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Um...he's right, actually.
 
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
 
Sorry, Shan, but T was actually right for once. The linking verb be requires that the complement be in the nominative case, which is whoever.

*burninates Shan for her grammatical error*

[ April 21, 2003, 02:18 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
I can only hope that my humble offerings will appease the mighty Trogdor.

I do not wish to be smoted.

A Background for Trogdor

[ April 21, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: Primal Curve ]
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Seems like there's been an awful lot of free burninating going on. Let's not forget the rules. After all, why buy the cow...? You get the idea.
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
Submitting self for burnination, Trogdor. I have penance to pay, and here's a buck and a half to get you started.

*winces
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Sorry, Claudia, I'm not burninating you. You're just way too cool.
 
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
 
*bares teeth in an ingratiating grin

All right, then, I'll just slide my glacial self on over to the fire and keep you company. [Smile]
 
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
*flips Trogdor a quarter*

Burninate Doughboy, your own convert.

I think he needs it.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Burninates Jody with all the fury a burninator can offer.

'That's for fantasy football, bitch.'
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
*sheds burnination-retardant suit*

*watches trog's burninator fizzle, sputter, and die*
 
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
 
And how could I forget the part that nasty "be" verb plays -

wails in agony -
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates filetted and shan*

Bah. Stop wasting my time!
 
Posted by Rhapsode (Member # 5062) on :
 
Please Trog, burninate me...I have no money, but I seek purity above all else...
 
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
Theca wants to know if being burninated tickles.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
It hurts like hell. But you have to earn it now.
 
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
I belive Theca has definately earned a burnination! The tickly kind!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
There is no tickly kind. Just painful -- rip your ears off painful.
 
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
Only to Trogdor, the dragon with the lowest pain threshold ever.

For the rest of us, it's a light brushing of the skin to create mirth.
 
Posted by Alucard... (Member # 4924) on :
 
[shows up in his asbestos leisure suit]

Hey, man? Do you take canadian? All I have are these Canadian coins I brought back from Toronto with this cold I caught...

I have:

One goofy dollar coin-thingy with a copper center.

Two little Canadian penny rip-offs

Hey! All the Canadian coins are US coin wanna-bes except the dollar-thingy!
 
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
 
He's from Toronto and crawling with SARS. *dons environmental suit*
 
Posted by Theca (Member # 1629) on :
 
I like my skin the color and texture it is right now. No, no burninating for me, thanks anyway. *Pushes mackillian forward and runs off*
 
Posted by Shlomo (Member # 1912) on :
 
Here's my wallet. Give me back whatever you don't use. Just KILL THE STRONGBAD THREAD!!!
 
Posted by StrongBad (Member # 5097) on :
 
Shut up, Shlomo...
 
Posted by Shlomo (Member # 1912) on :
 
Aw, why don't you go hold an election for leader of StrongBadia?

Or try flirting with Marzipan?

Oh yeah, is that duck still chasing you?

Why don't you ever get a major role in toons?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Feel the Burn, baby!
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I require absolution for my sins.

Burninate me, please.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
With pleasure!

*Burninates Ralphie*
 
Posted by Belle (Member # 2314) on :
 
*tosses some money Trogdor's way*

I wish to be burninated for the character profile I just posted in Pollo mafia.

If you've read it Trogdor, you know I deserve it. You'll probably even do it for free.

*braces for pain of burnination*
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
seeks burnination also.

wants the dial-an-inferno turned to the highest setting.
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Hey Belle, how bout you just pull my finger?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*Burninates Saruman*

Get out of my thread, you freak.

*Burninates Belle and flish*

Mmm...southern fried fish...
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
::hopelessly jingles a bag of quarters::

[Frown]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
[Cry]
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I know, Ralphie, I know...

It seems as if today in particular is just screaming for some newbie burninations.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
If you look at the crying smilie long enough, it starts to look as if it was moving it's wings, and not crying.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates T for whining*

*burninates Ralphie for crying*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
::whines::

You aren't burninating newbies!!!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates Lee M, Jimmy, Ryan Hart, and all those other newbies*
 
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
 
Hey Burninator- how was vacation? Did you burninate anyone?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
I was a little burninated out, so I had to take a brief sabbatical. I was so caught up in the role of burninator that I started to forget who I really was. I had to retreat from society and find myself, much like in the book Walden. I'll try to make the burninations more consistent from now on.
 
Posted by Jacare Sorridente (Member # 1906) on :
 
Welcome back
*swords the burninator*
That ought to get you into the spirit of how things have been around here lately.
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
I've always been strangely drawn to the act of burnination, but have never been so bold as to ask it for myself. Perhaps someday I will join the ranks of top-posting Jatraqueros and newbies everywhere will be begging for my burnination.

Or not.
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
It's about time we got someone in here to handle the influx of n00bs...
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
Oh, now that Ryuko's hit 1000 she thinks she's so big and bad that she can push n00bs around. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
Look who's talking!! [ROFL] [ROFL] [ROFL]
 
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
 
Is burnination anything like fumigation? Now there's a service I'd be willing to pay 5 cents for. (And, out of the goodness of my heart, I'll donate 5 cents for some of the stinkier Jatraqueros around here.)

<---Twoson

[ August 15, 2003, 08:10 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
I think I'd be calling for the baptism by burnination of the world's n00bs, regardless of whether I was one or not.
 
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
 
I would be willing to bet that I'm one of the oldest (with the fewest posts, of course) Jatraqueras that has not been burninated.

::Hands Trogdor a nickel and waits patiently::

Do your worst.
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
Burnination may be a good thing....

Then again....
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
Ela, when was I pushing n00bs around? [Confused] [Dont Know]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates Ryuko for being an uppity newbie*

*burninates PSI Teleport for switching names*

*burninates BelladonnaOrchid to ashes*
 
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
 
<---- somehow has never been burninated...
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
I have a few questions regarding the nature of this enterprise:

Can one duck a Burnination?

If one pays more does one get a "better" Burnination? If one pays less does one get a "worse" Burnination?

Are their any benefits to getting a Burnination?

Has this Burninating been certified "safe"? Are their any health issues one should be aware of?

Should one avoid or seek out a Burnination?

Do you feel there is a significant future in the business of Burnination?

Do you intend to retire from Burnination?

What is you favourite part about your job?

Thank You for your time. Customers everywhere are grateful.

[Razz]
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
Teshi,

There is no spoon.

There is no burnination.

well, only if you really really want to.

get burninated, that is.

flish
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
Well, readers everywhere are certainly confused by your sparse reply, but thank you none the less.

[Razz]
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
it cost 5 cents. you want more? you pay more.

[Wink]
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
Yes, yes! But is it any "better" (note the quotes here, I'm kind of afraid of this word, "better" in this context) if one pays more? Is it worth it?

This is merely an interview. I am not out looking for Burnination. I am just a representative of the general public.
 
Posted by filetted (Member # 5048) on :
 
ah, well, lucky you the Trog is out, as he is on most days.

Burnination is a little service we like to offer to some of our guests.

Actually, I don't really work here. I'm just an intern, and the boss is gone, so um... I'm not really sure what we do here, but apparently it costs 5 cents... and that's not gonna pay for jack.

*frizzles n00bs indiscriminantly*

drop your nickels in this here jar *JAR*.

flish
 
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
quote:
Ela, when was I pushing n00bs around?
Actually, sarcasticmuppet, my remark was aimed at Ryuko. You just had the misfortune to post in between us. [Razz]
 
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
 
::Wipes the tear out of the corner of her eye::

Thank you, Trogdor. You don't know how much this means to me.
 
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
 
What happens if one doesn't drop one's pennies in this *JAR*?
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
Can you get free samples?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
I don't think I can burninate you, Dragon. It just wouldn't be ethical to burninate another dragon.
quote:
Can one duck a Burnination?
No.
quote:
If one pays more does one get a "better" Burnination? If one pays less does one get a "worse" Burnination?
Sure. I'm all about giving the people their money's worth.
quote:

Are their any benefits to getting a Burnination?

Of course not.
quote:
Has this Burninating been certified "safe"? Are their any health issues one should be aware of?
This question is so ridiculous that I'm not even going to answer it.
quote:
Should one avoid or seek out a Burnination?
If you want to.
quote:
Do you feel there is a significant future in the business of Burnination?
I think business is looking up. There are always plenty of newbies to burninate.
quote:
Do you intend to retire from Burnination?
I currently have no plans to retire.
quote:
What is you favourite part about your job?
The burninating.
quote:
Can you get free samples?
Not anymore. As Rule #2 (way back on page 1) states, all burninations cost 5 cents.
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
Do you plan on offering a coupon for discounted Burnination? It could really increase your revenues....
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
It's FIVE FREAKING CENTS. If you're too cheap for that, I'm sure someone will start a fund to pay for your much-deserved burnination.

[ August 18, 2003, 11:17 AM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
Whoa. I thought that I'd already been burninated, but looking back, I see that I am mistaken. Here's your nickle.... [Hail] Trogdor!

I was just trying to increase your business by using typical advertising methods.

Have you given any thought to advertising burnination in other threads?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates eslaine to a pile of newbie ash*
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
Ouch! Dat was a hurty thing!
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
(is a pile of ash)

(was asking for it)

Now all I need to do is get eaten by Slash!

[Big Grin]

[ August 18, 2003, 12:22 PM: Message edited by: Ryuko ]
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
I don't see how that benevolent soul could possibly do you any harm.

And Trogdor: Mind you, have you ever thought of all the advantages of owning a really fine set of encyclopedias?
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Hey, here's a nickle. I need to be burninated under my new SN.

I must be your best customer. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Um... Erik... how bout you just go away. I don't feel like burninating anyone right now.

Ya. So take your eighteen posts and go bye-bye.

bye-bye

[Smile]

[ August 26, 2003, 11:35 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Eslaine?

As a rule noobs generally aren't funny. That last post was beyond not funny.

So, you go away too.

NO BURNINATION FOR YOU!
 
Posted by Chade Fallstar (Member # 5581) on :
 
I don't have a nickel to pay for any services, but I can juggle, and i can sing for the money:

::sings while juggling::

"Oh where oh where has my little dog gone?
Oh where of where can he be....."

I forget the rest of the words, but you get the point.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
What kind of pathetic noob are you? Your first post is asking me to burninate you?

I think you'll do just fine around here...

*Burninates Chade in a nice way*

[ August 26, 2003, 11:47 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator ]
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Aww. [Frown]
 
Posted by Chade Fallstar (Member # 5581) on :
 
I just figured if I was gonna start off I might as well start off right. You seemed to be the man to come to for that.

And plus being burninated is just cool, it means I dont have to take a shower tomorrow.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Erik? I said go away.

Shoo.
 
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
 
I sort of got my burnination, but not really..... Well, acctually I was just eaten. that doesn't count. I want my burnination...........please?
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Can I have my nickle back?
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Sheesh. What a big Sissy PissyPants.

Give the newbies their burnination, Pat- er, Trogdor. You're the one that put up the stinking sign.

I think you're becoming drunk with beefy arm power. It's sapping your perspective, man.
 
Posted by Chade Fallstar (Member # 5581) on :
 
Yes, but look at all his majesty!
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
You can even use my nickle for Evie3217.

(I haven't seen a good Burnination for Weeks!)
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates Tony**
 
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
 
Oh right....thanks... forgot about the whole "paying" part.

drops a nickel in the jar....okay.....let the Burninating Begin!

Oh, and just don't tell Strong Bad that you took his character, k?
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
:sit back a few paces:

:grabs popcorn:

(I can't believe you burninated Tony)
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I didn't even have to pay a nickle.

Sucker.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
I just can't burninate anyone, you know.
 
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
 
awwwww....... *sniff* what do I have to do to get burninated....

Anyways! I paid 5˘ to get burninated, and I want my moneys worth!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**lights match, throws it in Evie's general direction**
 
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
 
YOU'RE JUST PLAIN MEAN! [Taunt] [Grumble] [Mad]
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
[Wave]

"Hmm, complete happieness or a nickle...? I think I'd be happier with the nickle"

[Razz] [Razz] [Razz]

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
quote:
I think you're becoming drunk with beefy arm power.
LOL! (runs off to the Hatrack Stock Exchange to buy some shares of Ralphie)
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates Hobbes with a fiery hateful passion before he starts doling out hugs*
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
I got mine for free. [Kiss]

((((((((((((Trogdor))))))))))))

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
 
Fine, you leave me no choice....

((((((((Trogdor))))))))
[Kiss]

you asked for it
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Grabs Hobbes with big beefy arm, rips him in half so as to stop him from spreading happiness and love throughout Hatrack.com**
 
Posted by MojoJojo (Member # 5570) on :
 
I, MojoJojo, am here because I have been lurking around, and have discovered the "Newbies, Hey, Newbies, Look in Here!" thread, which I have read, and has now directed me here, to this thread, where I am to understand that I will be burninated.

:strikes evil pose:

Seeking to further my evil aims, I am here to pay my five cents to be burninated, as I am to understand that newbies, such as I, MojoJojo should be burninated here, so that I may further my evil schemes.

:Maniacal Laughter:
:Shifts to new evil pose:

So, here is my, MojoJojo's, nickle, which I was saving as part of a cup of coffee, or maybe as part of the cinnamon bun fund for Ralphie.

:Maniacal Laughter:
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Sorry, you have to be at least eight years old before I can burninate you.
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Boy, you've had a busy night here, Trogdor.

Mind if I buy you a drink? What's your poison?
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Chocolate milk.

edit: With a bendy straw and some Easy Wipes for after.

[ August 27, 2003, 12:47 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
 
Posted by Chade Fallstar (Member # 5581) on :
 
I'm just glad that singing and juggling seems to please Trogdor. There's been a lot of people getting shut down tonight, and I don't think I could handle that sort of rejection.
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
*finds a nickel lying on the ground*
Hmmmm...I bet this could be useful.
*tosses nickel to Trogdor*
Sign me up for one crispy burnination [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
*pays her nickel*

One burnination, please. [Hat]
 
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
 
quote:
I think you're becoming drunk with beefy arm power.
I always thought it was the consummate V's that were going to his head.
 
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
quote:
I always thought it was the consummate V's that were going to his head.
Good one, Zan.

But I have to say, those V's don't look so consummate to me. [Wink]

Hey, Trogdor, how come you burninated Hobbes? The thread title says noobie burnination.
And Hobbes is definitely not a newbie. [Big Grin]

**Ela**
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
[No No]

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
[Group Hug] ((((((( [Big Grin] [Cool] Trogdor [Cool] [Big Grin] ))))))) [Group Hug]

Hobbes [Smile]

[ August 28, 2003, 12:26 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Boy, Hobbes. You sure that you used enough smilies for that one? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
I wish I could use more, if only for Trogdor's sake... [Monkeys]

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by NewbTheTERRIBLErEVENge (Member # 5588) on :
 
*Burninates Trogodor's hind end!*
 
Posted by NewbTheTERRIBLErEVENge (Member # 5588) on :
 
Yeah.
That's Right.
I didn't think you'd have anything to say to that.
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
[Roll Eyes]

You are the worst kind of newbie. Loud, immature and not worried about spellling and/or grammar.

No burnination for you. You can just go away.
 
Posted by NewbTheTERRIBLErEVENge (Member # 5588) on :
 
I do worry about spelling, but when it comes grammar, I make the rules, chump!

*Burninantes Trogodor on the ear with boiled fish guts*
 
Posted by NewbTheTERRIBLErEVENge (Member # 5588) on :
 
Under section 1 (a) of the articles of newbie revenge I sentence you, trogodor, to chronic disembowelment for all eternity!
[No No]
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
Hey, leave Trogdor alone! He hasn't had the chance to burninate me yet!! (Can you do my head so I can look just like the peasants from the game? Huh, can ya, can ya, huh, huh?)
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates Damander nice and slow, so he/she looks like a peasant in my video game**

I need my 5 cents please.
 
Posted by NewbTheTERRIBLErEVENge (Member # 5588) on :
 
Ok, in light of the fact that some newbies, surprisingly enough, actually want to be burninated, Trogodor, I'll let you serve your intended purpose [Grumble] , but I'll be watching you [Wink]
*Turns off chronic disembowelment machine and helps Trogodor out of it*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
--I--
 
Posted by Damander (Member # 4439) on :
 
I already gave it to you back on page five. But I like you so much that I'll pay you again! *hands Trog another nickel*

[Big Grin]

btw, I'm a she. Damander is derived from Amanda
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Wow. business sure has been slow lately...

Maybe I should reduce the price.
 
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
 
Hey, I hawked it. Need some more advertising help?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Takes nickel, kisses it and holds it to the sky**

**Smiles, then burninates the newbie until he/she is a brittle marshmellow crisp**

Ah... much better.
 
Posted by Jexxster (Member # 5293) on :
 
People paying to be burninated?!? What sort of madness reigns here in Hatrack?

No nickel from me, and you may keep your burnination to yourself and those who, for some unknown reason crave it, thank you.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**pats Jexxster on the butt**

You're probably right, this burnination stuff is only for those who need it, who crave it. I just don't think you're up to snuff.

Now, run along....
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Burninate saxon75 for me. That dweeb is so impatient to have his name be spotlighted.
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
You have to pay him a quarter, T. Unless all the tribute threads mean I'm a veteran now, in which case it's a dollar.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates saxon75 for free, throws him back into the sake river, for free**
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
Oh! Oh! Alcohol on fresh burns! Oh no!

::wipes sake from eyes::

Mister, I see a seat in the penalty box that's got your name ALL OVER IT.
 
Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
 
Penalty box... RIIIIgght... [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
[Smile]

Are you testing me?

[Smile]
 
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
You know, I paid my five cents back on page 5 and never got burninated. I either want my burnination, or I want my nickel back. [Razz]

Edited to add: Slow service might explain your business problems. [Big Grin]

[ September 22, 2003, 07:51 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
O_O (goggles...) I certainly hope my sensei wasn't still smouldering when you tossed him in that river of sake, Trogdor.. I'm honor-bound to avenge him, you know...
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Kiss me you lusty babe! [Kiss]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
[Blushing]
 
Posted by Black Mage (Member # 5800) on :
 
I wanna be burninated. . .
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
I'd be willing to buminate you for half the price. I was so desperate to get in on TrogdorCon I nearly faked a "Trogdor the Buminator" ID.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates Black Mage*

[Kiss]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
dude, since when does a burnination include [Kiss] ????????
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I know who that is! I know who that is!
*jumps up and down*
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
oh really? who am I? hmmmmm?

[Kiss] [Evil]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*burninates self*
mmmmmmm
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Burninism?! You idiot! Don't spill your flame! That's a potential taker of life!
 
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
Alright, I've been polite, I've paid my five cents, and now I want to be burninated! Darn it!
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Burninate me, Trog, baby.........oh!

No really, you can if you want. Here's a nice, shiny, nickely.

Now, get to busy-ness.

(I should really get some more sleep.....)
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*Megan*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*

*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*Starla*#*#*#*#*#*#*#*
 
Posted by Scythrop (Member # 5731) on :
 
::pulls on asbestos underwear, slaps down 5 cents::

okay. Here we are now, entertain us...
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*Burninates Scythrop*

*Burninates whoever it was that made Scythrop refer to himself as 'we'*
 
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
*slides 5 cents across the table*

Trogdor, I'd like to have my friend Patrick burninated for playing Hobbes' Mafia, but none of mine. I'd pay extra for some extra crispy burnination, just so he knows how much I love him.
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Many thanx [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
I just talked to Patrick, and he says he only played Hobbe's mafia because your name was first attached to it.

He also hopes all is going well with your little one.

Oh, and

**burninates the loser Patrick, to an extra crispy shell**
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*weirded out*
 
Posted by Scythrop (Member # 5731) on :
 
quote:
Burninates whoever it was that made Scythrop refer to himself as 'we'*
That would be Kurt Cobain. I'm sure he'd appreciate the free burnination, though

[Smile]

btw: Thanks for mine, too. Toasty!
 
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
 
thanks [Wink]
 
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
 
Well, I never thought I'd request burnination, but I'm sitting here at work - again - in my relatively unheated office against the outer wall of the converted storage room space that serves as my office.

Think Bob Cratchitt at a computer - with no coal stove to light up even if there was any coal.

It's coooold!!!!

Burnination would feel good right about now. My fingers are stiff.

[ November 09, 2003, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Buminator (Member # 5900) on :
 
*buminates sndrake* There...happy?
 
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
 
Well, I would be, except for two little things.

I'm at home now where it's warm.

And I got a real good look at the new name - and checked the spelling.

buMinator???

buMination???

[Angst] [Eek!]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
sndrake, you should have gone straight to us. It takes some work to turn a buMination into a burNination, but it is possible.

*works skillfully for a few minutes*

There we are. Good as new. Now on to the BurNination:

*BurNinates sndrake*

*Burninates Trogdor the BuMinating Poser*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Buminator (Member # 5900) on :
 
*buminates Trogdor in return*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*weirded out yet again*

dude, I don't even know what a buMination is. I don't think I want to know.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Buminator (Member # 5900) on :
 
A buMination is what I thought you did when I first saw your nick, Trogdor. [Laugh] *self*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Freak.

[Angst]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
I second the 'Freak.'

[Angst] [Angst]
 
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
 
Well, compounding the extreme weirdness...

Checked the buMinator's profile. When I clicked on "most recent posts," the first post listed is actually by someone else.

That says Trog the bum's first post was as "Sugar+Spice."

Huhhh?????

[Confused] [Confused]
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
sndrake, I see it too.

[Frown] Too many Trogdors have caused a tear in the Hatrack space-time continuum. [Angst]
 
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
 
rivka - you know what that means...

We have to get the tractor beams on the Trogdors, reconfigure the deflector dishes and repair the tear in the continuum!

The main technical question as I see it is this:

Is this best accomplished by somehow separating them permanently?

Or is some sort of visually spectacular implosive mind meld in order? [Wink]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 5901) on :
 
**Burninates the buMinator**

**Burninates that other Trogdor too**
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 5902) on :
 
**Burninates the clone**
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 5903) on :
 
**Burninates all previous incarnations and imitations of self**
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
They're multiplying! [Eek!] [Angst] [Eek!]

Stuff 'em all in the transporter, and let the SFX guys sort it all out!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
*Burninates all extra Trogdors and wannabe Trogdors*

Gah! Get outa my head! Don't make me stuff a Qtip down there!
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
OHNO! [Angst] Trogdor the First is now up to 666 posts!

RUN!!! [Eek!]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Buminator (Member # 5900) on :
 
*buminates Rivka for being silly*
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates stupid wannabe Dobies, except Saruman**

Feel the burn, baby.
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
[Cool]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**scours Saruman, then burninates him**
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
[Angst]
 
Posted by Derrell (Member # 6062) on :
 
I haven't been burninated yet.

*hands over nickel*

Fire at will. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Didn't you hear? They left out the Scouring.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Yup, your right.

**impales Saruman on a pole, then burninates him**
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Can't we all just get along? I'll let you conquer the world with me. . . .
 
Posted by Coccinelle (Member # 5832) on :
 
*passes Trogdor a nickel*
I'm ready for a burnination, please!
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator's Mom (Member # 5720) on :
 
My son doesn't have time for you.

**Burninates Coccinelle**
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates Derrell and Cocinelly**

*in best Mr. Burn's voice*
Excellent!!!

Saruman, I've got a better idea. How we take over Hatrack.com and exploit it for our wicked plots and capers?
 
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 
Won't somebody think of the children?
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Ooh . . . it's been too long since I've had a good caper. It's a deal.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Cool. What should our first caper be?
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
I think celia deserves a good prank.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Ok. I've got an idea.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
Hmm... it doesn't seem to be working.
 
Posted by Ben (Member # 6117) on :
 
what on earth is this thread all about?

...nerds.

[ January 21, 2004, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: Ben ]
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
yes, Ben, you're very smart.

Now, run along.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates Ophelia**

Okay, that didn't work. Now what?
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Umm . . . what didn't work?
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
:gives nickel:
This one's for Valentine 014.
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
A nickel! A nickel! Surely I'm worth more than a nickel! I mean I did just make my 200th post, that has to count for something!
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
It's a nickel for everyone. Some folks have tried to get off with in kind bartering or store credit, but he's had to be firm to keep prices so low.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**burninates Valentine 10014123**

**Goes back to homework**
 
Posted by TimeTim (Member # 2768) on :
 
*hands shiny new nickel to Trogdor.*

Commence the cleansing by fire.
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
Here is five shiney pennies for Da_Goat.

[ February 12, 2004, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: pooka ]
 
Posted by SirReal (Member # 5257) on :
 
I'm wondering if I can be mildly Burninated. I just want to see what it's all about before fully commiting. <Flips a buffalo head nickel in Trogdor's general direction> I'll be glad to come back for a full Burnination later if it lives up to it's potential.
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
**Lines up TimeTim, Da Goat and that last guy ...**

**Burninates all of them with the fury that only a mildly pissed off Dragon can muster......**

[Mad]
 
Posted by SirReal (Member # 5257) on :
 
Dude,
Three on a Burnination? Is someone getting lazy at the end of the day?
 
Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :
 
--I--
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
*gets in line again*
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
Pandora: "Who left this box open? Could someone PLEASE tell me who left this box open?!?!?!?!?"
 


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