quote:adding in "other bodily fluids" would have taken more time... and I just barely got mine off
T_Smith
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
That was in reference to Primal Curve asking what he should do for money. I had suggested Blood and Plasma. Then, celia was upset that I posted seconds before her. I was saying that if I had added in "Other bodily fluids" it would have taken more time to post and she would have beaten me.
As jaiden knows, I'm very bad at accidently saying things that can be taken out of context.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
I have the feeling that I'm missing out on some good Hatrack Chat.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
quote: i'm just all upset thatyou beat me!
-celia
Sorry, I'll stop beating you.
quote: TS hatrack: I like mine... celia6000: i liked it to
Well, thats good.
quote: celia6000: well, i'll just say thanks for leaving me something to make fun of celia6000: and you should just take that and run
Don't make fun of it....
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:TS hatrack: Its not the size that counts its how you use it
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
When, pray tell, did I ever use that?
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:When, pray tell, did I ever use that?
T_Smith
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:celia6000: what horrible thing are you going to do to me?
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
quote:When, pray tell, did I ever use that?
You wouldn't remember.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:Sir Nathaniel Lee Novak III: Me: I have lots of digits, baby... why don't we go and share them?
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:Sir Nathaniel Lee Novak III: Me: I'll enter when I want to and I prefer to get to know you better...
*is so glad he wasn't talking to me*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
::waits patiently for the second half::
I got a call from Hill Air Force Base and it was a recording.
Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
quote: It used to be hard. I did it a couple of times.
--Primal Curve
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:I am, in fact, an idiot. —celia60, 6/11/2003
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: Of course, compared to Frisco, everything is deep. -- Jon Boy 6/19/03
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
quote: I don't have any breasts on hand
Celia 7/14/03
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
It's amazing how you know what Celia's going to say about a month from now.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Scratch that, put 6/14/03...
Either way, its still pretty funny.
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
"dang, and i finally got it up." —celia, 6/27/03
Posted by Sarcasm (Member # 4653) on :
"Oh shoot, now I've screwed THAT up too!" —Bokonon
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:Thats why whenever I want a private little chuckle to myself, I think of him falling off the tramp
--T_Smith 6/30/03
Posted by Anti-Chris (Member # 4452) on :
quote: Ooh... virgin screwdrivers again?!?
Annie 6/30/03
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: leave my tail of it this!
Myr, 7/7/03
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:I didn't get any.
Damn.
—Mackillian
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
In India, every 50 feet had a big sign offering an STD.
(Turned out to be Standard Telephone Device)
Posted by Jill (Member # 3376) on :
quote: “LOOK HOW FREAKING GAY I AM! SEE MY GAYNESS? I’M SOOOOO GAY! [I would prefer not to see any out-of-context quotes of that.] [Now I’ve doomed myself to at least one, huh?]”
Geoffrey Card
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
quote:My parents took me out for a steak dinner, and everyone donated thier steak bones to go to my dong.
-Dan_Raven
Posted by Leonide (Member # 4157) on :
quote:I REFUSE TO COMMENT ON THE HOTNEST OF TOMS POST
-another gem from Dan_Raven
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
Dan_raven: Hey Kama, Look at my Monkey
Posted by * (Member # 4842) on :
"The example I gave was a metaphor, you twit." --Rakeesh
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
quote: the desire to shoot men stems directly
- Kayla
Guys, make sure you cover up your "stems" when Kayla is around.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
When searching for a client on Yahoo:
quote:Sorry, no Yahweh found in or nearby Mount Vernon, IL 62864
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
quote: celia: well, i'm not usually on top
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:ApostleRadio: plus, maybe i like you better on top?
[ July 15, 2003, 10:41 PM: Message edited by: celia60 ]
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: Myr: ::eats self::
7/16/03
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
quote:some of us have to resort to sucking up to celia in order to be cool.
--Jon Boy
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
quote:good, the more of us the better I always say!
Venomous Valentine in a Onanism thread
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Is this the out-of-context thread, or the misquoted quotes thread? I believe the original statement was "Saxon, some of us don't have to resort to sucking up to celia in order to be cool." Sheesh! Where are your editorial ethics, Kat?
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
*grin* Sorry. I'll delete it if you want me to. It was funny in my head.
You said it during the streaking incident. Don't you remember?
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
It was during the streaking incident? Well then. I suppose it's very likely that I said it and don't remember it, since I apparently did a lot of things during that incident that I don't remember.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
T, we know your love affair with all things jiggly. --Ryuko.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
quote:I can't legally get it in the States.
Ophelia
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:I'm alone... What do I do?
T_Smith
(frankly, I'm dissappointed that this thread title wasn't ridiculed more.
Posted by Ophelia (Member # 653) on :
quote: You'll be back on top in no time.
--T
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
I was hoping someone would see that, Ophelia. Thank you.
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Overheard at a meeting at work, discussing a weekly memo:
quote: "Do you get it?" "Oh, yeah, I always get it." "I get it, too. But I can't get Sister Virginia to give it to her." "I'd like to get it." "Really?" "Sure, as long as there's not too much of it."
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
<sings> "Come out, come out... Virginia, don't make me wait!"
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:You could get a little harder. —Zalmoxis
Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :
I'm never out of context.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: Nuclear weapons are fun. --fugu13
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
That seems to mean just about what it meant out of context as it meant in context Posted by Punchdrunk (Member # 2654) on :
quote:::empties pants before mack can give a wedgie:: -T_Smith
That one is just fraught with all sorts of stuff.
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
quote:The longer, the better. -Avadaru (in chat)
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
quote:*sits back and watches the guys search for their swords* -Avadaru (in chat, same conversation)
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
"Tom, we the chatraqueros think you're talking out of your ass." -Feyd Baron
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
But... that's not out of context.
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: we're going to have long, torrid love affairs with you (celia)
Avadaru, in Hatchat. 7/23/03
Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
wow...Avadaru's on a roll tonight! Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Did I just get slapped with a dude thong??? --Thor.
Posted by Rasputin (Member # 5409) on :
quote:I try to reach nirvana with a whisk and wooden spoon.
Annie the ambitious...
[ July 25, 2003, 01:12 AM: Message edited by: Rasputin ]
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
quote:Hobbes tried unsuccessfully to get it up. He promised to try again later on.
-Jacare Sorridente
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
quote:Gag me.
Mack to Godric in the "Mr. Annie" thread.
Posted by Feyd Baron (Member # 1407) on :
quote: TS hatrack: seriously, if god was to give me one wish right now, it would be for that.... TS hatrack: Forget money, forget fame... Feyd Baron: give them constipation
Yes, I'm in it. But it was still funny
Feyd Baron, DoC
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
Laitment: ::goes off in the name of fluids::
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:<-Always wanted to touch Jon Boy, never had the chance —Papa Moose in Parachat
O_o
[ August 08, 2003, 11:57 AM: Message edited by: Jon Boy ]
Posted by Javert Hugo (Member # 3980) on :
quote:Which does the Declaration of Independence and Constitution of the USA endorse, the vertical or the horizontal?
--BannaOJ
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
quote: [BTL] <--- was always fond of Bottom
Bob the Lawyer in the Hatrack Marrage thread
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"In fact, I can't think of a body part that ISN'T good, if attached to a woman "
Paul Goldner from Hatrack Group Marriage Thread
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
"zan is probably at least a little woody."
--Celia, in the Bobbb thread.
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
[09:3104] DracoFire87: I am Ivan the Barbarian, let me ravish jou, fair damsel maiden, jah!
-- Human, on AIM
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:please tell me if you kill your penis while masturbating.
--Nosx
::thinks that if this is a question Nosx needs to ask, he must be doing it wrong::
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:Novak: blah blah blah... Im drunk... blah blah blah
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: I'm switching gender all the time...
quote: I'm a woman.
-Dragon
taken from the writing/gender thread
[ August 18, 2003, 10:48 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:saxon75: I prefer to think of myself as "easy" but whatever you like.
oh, i like.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Heh, I bet Juliette will be a giant fan of that one as well.
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:i get around a lot more —celia60 in an AIM conversation
Posted by Avadaru (Member # 3026) on :
quote: Anime more fun than head!
-- Human, on AIM
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: well, it's the curves that are nice
Slummocky, aka Tristan in Hatrack Chat, just now.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
CT at my house:
"I'd love to do you!"
AJ
Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :
quote: T_Smith Theres something about deadly chinese school girls...
::sizzle sound::
- In AIM chat
quote: Celia: nathan is incredibly hot i could just dip him in butter and eat him for dinner
-later in chat
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote: Anime more fun than head!
-- Human, on AIM
Holy cow, that's funny.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:"I need someone who'll get me off..."
-Cassandra,posted February 28, 2003 08:43 AM in Hatrack feminity thread, or, Hatrack's most eligible Bachelorette.
PS The periods of elipsis contain "my high horse" but this is the out of context thread! Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
quote:Bob went to bed and left me turned on.
-Lavalamp, "Knee jerk reaction of love"
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
Damn. Too fast for me, Shigosei.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
ApostleRadio:
quote: ::will room with nate::
Someones gotta bite the bullet.
T_Smith:
quote: Anyone else want to pair with the AR 'n T combo? Biggie Size? What to drink?
i suddenly don't mind not going to wenchcon, whatever that really is.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:I GOT A PACKAGE!!!!!!!! WOO!!!!!!!
and iabsolutely forbid you to take that the wrong way.
Myr's away message
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Narr, I sent her that package. It was cheese.
Celia and Hobbes also got a package.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:ninjas do not equal madness
quote:theres a 3 foot snowman crossing the street outside my window
T_smith, in chat
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:You can't Wack before I Ack... it's not proper.
Papa Moose, in chat
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: Wack, Pop!
jeniesque in Hatrack chat
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Scythrop:
quote:...try to have a few 'test runs' on someone elses stick shift...
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:But I don't think I could keep it up week after week. I'm envious.
quote: no, no, I'm not into personal vegetable stimulation
fugu, aim chat... though I'm not sure if it's really out of context Posted by BobbyK (Member # 5970) on :
quote: TT&T: aww, I look like a guy now
AIM chat
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Primal Curve
quote: Since when was I male?
-AIM Chat.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:I have maybe six inches.
- Julie (in the Snow... thread)
Posted by solo (Member # 3148) on :
quote:it really does take a lot of strength to get a single thrust placed just right . . . .hmmm . . .
Shan in the Romeo and Juliet Homework hel-I mean contest thread
Posted by Wussy Actor (Member # 5937) on :
quote:I guess I'll just go to bed and get up at four and then I HAVE to do it. Sigh.
Annie in the finals thread.
Posted by Emp (Member # 5955) on :
quote:I need two hands for this, let me put down the phone
-Me, a few minutes ago
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote:*starts beat machine* Oh wonko I loooovvveee yoooooouuuu, oh wonko I doooooo wonko's the greeeeaaatteeesttt lover of mine he knows how to pleeeeeaaasseee me, he knows what's divine oh wonko I loooooveeee yooooouuu 'cause you just so fiiiiiinnnneeee
-fugu, aim chat
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
you better believe it.
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:my ovaries aren't developed
Bernard, in chat
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
Well, I'm glad I found out!
Posted by Mr. Sir (Member # 6017) on :
From Shan, in "May I Scream? (screams) Thank You."
quote: I'm going to dump. I'll attempt to be brief.
Among other things that could be said... 1. I prefer to DE-brief before I dump, but whatever suits you... 2. Thanks for sharing... 3. Forgo injury; don't be too brief... 4. Follow-up please. Did you succeed in your attempt?
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:i get a backrub and everyone discusses hornyness of myr
Myrddin Fyre, in chat
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Gah, without the smilie it looks like I'm suggesting instead of expressing indignance Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
quote:i didn't know orgasms involved vegetables and robots
RRR, in chat
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote:And anyone wanna sleep with me?
Ophelia in the Wenchcon thread. Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: we could smoke the leaves off the logo
kat, in the Walmart thread. And I didn't know THOSE kind of leaves were on the hatrack logo!!
Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :
I had no idea y'all read what I wrote so closely . . .
Although, I do have to admit the Romeo and Juliet one was good . . . Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
quote: the local at the moment is stopped on phallic
RRR, discussing the various tracks of her mind.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
you know, someone should quote the OTHER people in the chat.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
quote:i bet if i hung out with you for one day i could do you perfectly
Odouls, AIM.
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Man that being out of context sounds so...soo..
like me. Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
quote:Ah, the joys of having free gas.
- Snarky in the "Turn up the Heat" thread.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Ah. I love it when Snarky comes out to post. Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
quote: I dont think there will even be a Hatrack after the whores come.
-odouls Is there such thing as out of context quote whoring? This one seems a little on the nose. Also, there are two OOC threads. An Ooc and OoC.
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
Actually I don't wonder how it happened, I'm pretty sure someone just couldn't find one so they made a new one instead of searching, but still explains why I kept thinking there were posts in this thread and then couldn't find them. Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Actually, there was another one for a brief, shining moment. Everyone agreed that it had the best title of the bunch, but somehow it never caught on.
By the way celia, I want to see a picture of that Halloween costume!
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:as much fun as this is, somehow it's still not as satisfying as the real thing...
--Scythrop, pop pop pop pop thread.
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
Psst, Pop, check out the "The Death Penalty" thread.
I might as well notify you myself.
-Bok
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
*smile* You did that on purpose, so I'm not gonna post it. Others are more than welcome, though.
Posted by lcarus (Member # 4395) on :
In that case, you might want to check out the Florida Clump planning thread . . .
Posted by Bokonon (Member # 480) on :
No, I actually didn't. I mean, I saw how people could take it that way, but I meant it.
I can't help the dirty minds of certain "Icky" Jatraqueros.
-Bok
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
quote: I got my Yoda off.
pooka
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: do it and i'll spank you.
PSI.
to me.
how hot is that?
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:Ruth beats me often enough that I have to enjoy it while it lasts.
- Jon Boy on sakeriver
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: Fine, I'll just go Boggle myself.
-DaGoat in Chat
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: suck a pretty tongue
-rivka in scrabble chat
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
I protest! It was not merely out of context, it was a typo . . . no, really!
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
T_Smith in scrabble chat (to Theca)
quote:TSHatrack: do sex! TSHatrack: play your sex!
quote: TSHatrack: sex and crabs, come on
[ February 09, 2004, 03:26 AM: Message edited by: imogen ]
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote:It's rather lengthy, think I'll change into something more comfy
pooka, in the parachat as "Deep_Throat_pooka"
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
rivka, I think it is eeven funnier if I point out who you were speaking to at the time, but yes it was a typo.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Does anyone else start frantically mentally reviewing recent posts when they notice this thread has a new post? Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: Go on and do it! and do it NOW! *Cracks whip*
Synesthesia in Motivate Me Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: I need to keep the little guy active right?
I meant things like herbal lemonade and maypole dancing.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:I meant things like...pole dancing.
CT, right here, not five seconds ago!
That's right folks, you saw it here first. Good lord CT, what's gotten into you?
[ February 27, 2004, 04:48 PM: Message edited by: Noemon ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: So you're willing to pay for my services?
Jon Boy to celia, here Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
The Pole dancing is, actually, an ancient fertility ritual. It's interesting to see that Hatrack thinks of my home as a Den of Iniquity. Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:Okay, the bar was closed, so I came back and beat it.
--Frisco, **wipes tear** Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
quote:if you were looking at my rack, i don't think you'd be crying so much
celia60 in a game of Scrabble
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: It's a virus storm this week.
Be sure you have protection, and I'm serious.
eslaine, in rivka's GRRRRRRRRRR thread.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:Hey, Annie, can I borrow your Mum for a bit?
She sounds great!
- imogen, in the How to tell your mother you're dating someone you met over the Internet thread. Those Australians are sick, sick people!
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
*bump*
I like this OOC thread better...
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
ok fine, I'll put it here, too...
quote:Slash the Berserker (who may eat you -- just sit back and enjoy it)
-- CT in her new FAQ thread.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: Is that why it took you so long to get this up? You didn't get distracted, did you?
quote:Now that I think of it I don't think slash ever ate me.
MEC in CT's faq thread
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:I play the same either way.
celia in the "saxon75 and Strider are neutral good" thread.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
You have to use too much of your imagination for that one to work.
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Not if you know what you're doing.
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
You people do know that when you put something in this thread, you're not actually saying anything about the person who originally said it. You're just revealing your own filthy minds Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
You're point being...
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
That's assuming people don't know our minds our filthy in the first place.
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
You all have filthy minds! Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
quote:Now that I think of it I don't think slash ever ate me.
MEC in CT's faq thread
quote:MEC, if it happened to you, oh boy howdy, you'd remember it.
CT's reply to MEC in CT's faq thread.
(some things even editing won't help)
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
quote:You people do know that when you put something in this thread, you're not actually saying anything about the person who originally said it. You're just revealing your own filthy minds.
Well, duh.
That's why it's the out of context thread: i.e., it is taken out of the original context and made to look risque by someone who thinks in risque.
(I don't mean to spoil anything, but the poetry threads usually are about poetry, the movie review threads usually include the review of a movie, and in the book recommendation threads ... well, let's just say that there are a lot of books that get recommended. Watch out. )
[Edit: sndrake has a filthy mind! sndrake has a filthy mind! Naughty sndrake. *admiringly ]
[ March 04, 2004, 03:03 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
Okay then...
Keep up the good work! Some of these are really funny Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
*becomes a St.Yogihead
You're all right, my friend. Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
*wonders how many heads CT has these days.
Five heads on one neck must be getting a little heavy for that weak heart of yours...
AJ
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
AnnaJo, I view heading someone as a unique transitory experience. Briefly, I allow my awe and total dig-ness for the person in front of me to completely overcome my sense of self. I become that person.
However, heading never lasts long enough. It's a rule of the universe.
[ March 04, 2004, 03:09 PM: Message edited by: ClaudiaTherese ]
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
quote:I view heading someone as a unique transitory experience.
Well we are in the right thread for THAT quote!
AJ
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
Okay. *sigh Time for the spankings.
(*bans self for 24 hours)
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
quote:sndrake has a filthy mind! sndrake has a filthy mind! Naughty sndrake. *admiringly
Well, what did you think would happen when you went and announced you edited a post just to avoid being shafted to this thread? Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
quote:However, heading never lasts long enough. It's a rule of the universe.
*sadly takes off her "CT Loves Me" sandwhich board*
Posted by ClaudiaTherese (Member # 923) on :
katharina, I am reformed. I really am. Once the ban is over, I will come back a more virtuous woman. I promise!
CT. Punishment first, then the remorse.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:(paraphrase) I don't want a perfectly reasonable excuse; I want you to get busy!
Phillip J. Fry in Futurama a few days ago.
Posted by Snarky (Member # 4406) on :
quote:well start spanking then!
PSI Teleport to celia in Scrabble chat
Posted by St. Yogi (Member # 5974) on :
quote: I view heading someone as a unique transitory experience. Briefly, I allow my awe and total dig-ness for the person in front of me to completely overcome my sense of self. I become that person.
Wow. *Is honored*
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
Oh CT, I would be delighted still wear it! I was sad because I feared your quote implied that my sandwhich board was trumpeting an empty fantasy, and I wanted to be honest when I marched around my office, hoping to impress people with the quality of people I impressed.
[ March 04, 2004, 03:38 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Now I'm hungry for sandwiches.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: i don't swallow that
digging_holes in Chat
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
*taking time off from thread to contemplate heading, spanking, and sandwich eating*
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:i gnawed mine in two a long time ago
digging_holes in AIM chat
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
quote: Since I'm the only one I can have a Hatrack French get-together in my own bathroom. Isn't that cool
CalvinMaker, revealing his bizarre preference for (and JT Stryker's possession of) spherical...organs in the Here by popular demand, Raia's guy thread.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: I'm getting close to the climax, so I hope your warning will help me deal with the inevitable let down.
[ March 17, 2004, 12:57 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
quote: Cool. My wife is, like, Gandalf or something.
-Jon Boy Little Mafia on the Prairie
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
I missed the pole dancing thread somewhere...
PSIT
AJ
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Okay, it is with extreme trepidation that I put this here. I would only quote myself for two reasons.
1. To beat someone to the punch. 2. To help out a good pal that has temporarily given up posting.
It is the second case that has brought me here. Marek gave up Hatrack for Lent, but he really wanted to post this here. I care about him enough that I must post for him, in his stead. Okay, here I go. *deep breath*
quote: I was more concerned with giving Jacare someone to finger, which he did.
-PSI, in mafia at GreNME.
*hides in shame*
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Just when I thought you were going to go an entire page without getting quoted... Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
No problem, PMoose, there's plenty more where that came from. When I sober up (NJ makes some *potent* wine!), maybe I will remember some more.
Jamie's gonna keeeeeeeeeeeeeeel me! Hee!
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
I was totally unaware that ...s were legitimate for this thread.
Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
Goaty, the ... were part of the post.
I get ellipsy sometimes.
Totally valid.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Those weren't my ellipses -- they were in the quotation (I almost said "quote," but right after mentioning mackillian in my last post it seemed wrong somehow). However, I have used my own ellipses in the past for the effect.
[ March 21, 2004, 12:39 AM: Message edited by: Papa Moose ]
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
There was NO double meaning in my cucumber talk. Jen had gotten a squishy cucumber from the grocery store.
Really.
And I don't LIKE squishy cucumbers.
And matt and jen took my comments from there.
And yeah, they're good at the let's make jamie turn red game.
*kicks them*
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Methinks the lady doth protest an awful lot. Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
RIVKA. AIM!
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote: I've gotten a few more people to do it too, like Raia.
CalvinMaker in the BuddyZoo thread.
Saints preserve us Noah!! What are you thinking?
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Icarus wrote:
"[psst . . . I am not Daedalus . . .]"
Posted by Daedalus (Member # 1698) on :
Heh. Elizabeth, I was all set to point out that your quote's not out of context, then remembered how often men must be forced to remind their lovers that it's not my name they're supposed to be moaning...
Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :
Ha ha. I did cheat, but just a little.
Posted by Emp (Member # 5955) on :
quote:Bah. No need. Just put your fingers where they feel good.
Zotto, over AIM.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
HA!! Someone caught ZOTTO!!! After an entire day of HIM catching ME in out of context embarrassment, I"m glad to see someone else nab him once in a while.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: Well, you see, some kinds of things explode when you get them hot enough.
--Jon Boy
[ March 24, 2004, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: celia60 ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
quote:I'll take all comers
Mackillian in the "Flying Cow Feels like Chopped Liver" thread.
Posted by karen.elizabeth (Member # 6345) on :
quote:skillery -- Nice melons.
Jon Boy -- Sadly, I can't take credit for those.
That was taken from this thread. :-)
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:"as long as you know it's yours."
And I know you two have been researching that issue hardcore
Ryuko in "I talked to Weird Al. Who wants to touch me?"
Posted by Daedalus (Member # 1698) on :
quote:ehh, the bigger the size, the wider. i dont need wider, i need longer!
Myr, in chat.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: it's not like I didn't know what to do in the position, it just seemed wrong !
Corwin in CheckMating...
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
crap... Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote: well, I guess we do both ride
tt&t in AIM chat (Lalo wanted it to be referring to him, but it wasn't) Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote: less smelly, though...and they go a lot farther than ....well, you know....
Kwea in AIM chat
Posted by Daedalus (Member # 1698) on :
quote:TTT: you've seen mine, now I wanna see yours! TTT: ::thwaps::
TTT, in chat. Talking to me. Heh heh heh.
Go Eddie!
Posted by Daedalus (Member # 1698) on :
And heh, Cecily, that was SO about me. What can I say, TTT loves the lil' Eddie.
In context for the Out of Context thread:
quote:Lalo: I don't know, but I've always had a sneaking suspicion about TTT and Becky being one and the same. No way two women could be that hot -- there's only so much of it in the world, after all.
TTT: I'm NOTHING like Becky
Lalo: Well, you're sexy and I want to do unmentionable things to you. Something like Becky.
TTT: well, I guess we do both ride
Go Eddie!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
ididntdoitiswear!
Posted by Lara (Member # 132) on :
quote:lalo: I'm imagining TTT in an apron. lalo: ...nothing but an apron... tt&t: I"m not wearing one Raventh1: uh oh lalo: Oh baby. tt&t: o, damn lag tt&t: I'm wearing clothes :-)
Just now in AIM
[ April 06, 2004, 01:32 AM: Message edited by: Lara ]
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
Well, at least you admit it's little.... not that we needed you to.....
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
quote:Raventh1: I've had it once Raventh1: with a chick. Raventh1: but she proly hates me
AIM chat. Heh.
Posted by Cow-Eating Man (Member # 4491) on :
quote:T_Smith: screw the weasel, gimme kissies!
chat
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:...I'm enjoying the snatches I've gotten so far.
- Annie in Gene Wolfe thread on sakeriver.com.
[ April 07, 2004, 07:33 PM: Message edited by: JonnyNotSoBravo ]
Posted by Daedalus (Member # 1698) on :
quote:sosento2: aww i'm wet sosento2: *glares at narr sosento2: you should be nicer .... you're in driving distance.
Sosento, in chat.
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
mackillian Member Member # 586
posted April 07, 2004 08:07 PM -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I would've taken more than his finger. --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
quote: Nathan: Weren't you fantasizing about how good it was going to taste before it came?
--PSI in the Appearance of Evil thread
Sorry, PSI. You just can't say something like that without expecting it to end up here.
[ April 09, 2004, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: peterh ]
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
You know, I think you people do stuff like this just to spite me. Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
((PSI)) The was for spite. I honestly read the sentence and thought of OOC before I read your plea.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote:If I lived in Canada I'd be doing it every NIGHT!!!
Ryuko in the Matchmaker's thread...
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
quote:and jeni's getting the one i was lookig at, but i think i'm gonna go a little bigger, and get a little more pull.
-Becky, in chat.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:I'm coming, is that enough?
- Kama in the KamaCon... thread.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: i was typing 1 handed
T_Smith
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
This thread's about as stale as the wingless hunchback it rode into town on.
fallow
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
MaccabeusTheMad:
quote:I'd shave for a cute girl.
Posted by B166ER (Member # 6380) on :
why is that weird? Would you think someone should not be willing to shave for a cute girl?
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
people without dirty minds shouldn't be reading this thread... Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
I think fallow's just jealous because he spots them after everyone else.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:jeniesque: it just bounced... jeniesque: that was great jeniesque: but now bernard's pillow is all wet
Jeni in AIMChat
quote:jeniesque: good thing they are surprisingly bouncy
(Temposs's find) Jeni in AIMChat
[ April 14, 2004, 04:03 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
quote: should have a response about how size doesn't matter, but its just not in me
-nanovak6 in Hatrack Chat
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Feyd Baron:
quote: You've seen mine. Everyone has seen mine.
AIM.
Oh the evils of AIM. Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
lAIM!
Like the anemic blood-thought coursing through the veins of this thread!
fallow
PS aneomic, anne-emick, aennophilopic? annistilographic?
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: jeni esque (12:37:27 AM): we only got it up once
hatrack chat on AIM
(it is such a great source of OOC comments)
Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
seen DaGoat12345: I never got it either. My parents just used a toilet paper tube and a dough roller (or whatever the technical name for that is). that tt kiwi: !! \
Now quit whining!!!
Kwea
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Marek:
quote: exactly, if Eddie is gay, well, ok, good for him, but I still would not date him
AIM.
Heh, I just thought this was funny. Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
though it is fairly close to being in context here is a good one from Kama in hatrack chat on AIM:
quote: Ziraelle (4:03:59 PM): will you undress me for that?
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
--I--
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote: Maybe I can genetically modify myself to grow a foot and a half by tomorrow.
AIM.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Oh...oh YEAH? Well...um...
[ April 21, 2004, 06:34 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote: Tis true, I can't keep it up for long.
Oh, really?
[ April 21, 2004, 09:41 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
It's lack of motivation. Honest.
[ April 21, 2004, 09:42 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
Wow, gone a day and I am missing all these fun quotes, good thing you all are kind enough to preserve them. Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
TT&T:
quote: I think I know someone better after I slept ... with them
I should certainly HOPE so.
Over AIM
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Actual sleep!
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
Speaking of sleep, what time is it there? I always think it is like 2am, or 6am when I don't the time differance, so going by that, shouldn't be going to sleep Kiwi? or going to work?
(ah, another lovely AD/HD indused rant, even random to me)
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
quote: I was doing the horizontal bop with whoever I wanted, whenever I wanted... Anal sex?... I have anal sex with my beloved... I have anal sex with strangers for kicks
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Whoa, where did THAT come from? Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
from behind us, of course... Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
It came from out of a context.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
There was an if before it. Lemme try something. Nope, that wasn't what I got when I hit Ctrl V. But I was meaning to reply specifically to Olivet except the page had turned, and I didn't see rehashing it.
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
I can't believe nobody else used this one yet.
"Well, that's twelve inches I'll never use again."
PaPa Moose in his thread by the same title
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
but anne kate, I really don't think her tongue could reach much of her to lick...
~Toretha, in the roommate thread.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote:I bought some nipple clamps just for protection.
Ralphie in Hatrack underground chat. (this is why it's "underground") Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
That was totally in context.
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
Well, it's not OOC when read w/ the rest of the statement, but alone:
quote:it's even worse when I am rushing or doing something else
-Son_of_Priam in this thread. Posted by Kwea (Member # 2199) on :
"lol, monkey, that would be hard"
Myr, in chat tonight
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: im so easy.
Myr in chat.
Indeed, you are.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
I know Frisco. But it's funny both in and out, so I decided to swipe it. Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Actually, out of context, you could take it to mean a new-age condom substitute, rather than a a protective weapon.
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
quote:I'm with Ralphie. And I should slow down with it, because the results are often frustrating.
John L, in this thread.
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
quote: I mean, some people look hot when they look dead.
pH in Hatchat
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
zottoexclaims: Oog. I do not have the stamina for that.
Zotto!, on AIM.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
zottoexclaims: Hey! Get ahold of yourself! Medic! Our situation is desperate here!
Zotto!, on AIM.
(edit: wrong comment! I'm such an idiot)
[ April 27, 2004, 09:20 AM: Message edited by: Raia ]
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
I think I should just stop talking. Right...now. Now. Now...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Suneun:
quote: That's right. Not only do I poke you, I take a moment to stare at your bum after I poke you!
Before I looked at the link I was thinking that "typo corrected" could be referring to another word. Oh well, still funny.
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
quote: mmmm, tail stew
-MEC in "Brilliant Truth"
Posted by MEC (Member # 2968) on :
quote: If you can keep it up for 80 days, I'll buy you a coke.
"They grabbed it, and being male, started pressing all the buttons."
(sorry, Dan_Raven)
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Nick:
quote: Mack, I'm in.
AIM.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Nick:
quote: Want to try it a different nigh makc?
Well, minus the typos. Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
You are EEEEVIL! I was talking about Scrabble game dangit!
Posted by Architraz Warden (Member # 4285) on :
Myr:
quote: i can pop it out in, like, two point three miliseconds
In Hatchat, of course
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
First out-of-context submission:
quote:Hmm...What size bag did you use? I hope the thread is strong enough too.
-Bob Scopatz, racktacular something something thread
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote:jebus: it was flowing smooth jebus: everyone was having a good time jebus: then bam!
Hatchat Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:kwsni998E: leto gave it to me. kwsni998E: cause he rocks.
Becky, in chat.
Damn that lucky bastard John...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Ryuko: What does it taste like?? tt&t: mmm yummy! tt&t: I told you! Ryuko: That's not a taste!!! tt&t: *laugh* tt&t: well tt&t: I don't know tt&t: I can't htink of anything else it's like tt&t: its kinda sweet, and bubbly
tongue-tied & twisted and Ryuko, in chat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: I want you to stop not because I don't want to come, but because I do
Kylie, over AIM.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: you suck!
Kylie, upon finding out she was quoted OOC...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
::siiigh::
And NONE of those things meant what they look like they meant. OOC is bad. Bad. >_<
[ October 08, 2005, 03:51 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:::siiigh::
Kylie, in Out of context.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
You just like talking about me, Eddie. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Lalo: Whoa. Does it hurt? tt&t: um tt&t: not so much tt&t: it might tomorrow, though
Kylie, over AIM
I really do like quoting the girl...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Dang it!
in my defence, that was much earlier. You're just looking for excuses now. *laugh*
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: come! tt&t: nownownow!
Kylie, over AIM.
And you wonder why I like quoting her so much...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Myr:
quote:sont worry im drunk, not reatarded
AIM.
And Eddie, quit it already! Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Eddie, quit it already!
Kylie, Out of context Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: i wanna go pee bt kevins so warm
drunk myr in chat
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote:Nate: peni are fascinatingly ugly Myr: lol Narr: If you cut every corner then it's really not so bad
Hat Chat
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Lalo:
quote:It's not as big as it feels.
AIM. Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
quote: ApostleRadio: i want to be a hot asexual girl from rhode island!
sowdajee: see? sowdajee: now please quote him Resident Amazon: ::snorts:: jester7918: ... jester7918: k ApostleRadio: wait ApostleRadio: i take that back sowdajee: too late ApostleRadio: dont quote it sowdajee: its been written! jester7918: ooc, here i come!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Myr:
quote: ::gives rrrrrrrr a blow up myr::
AIM. Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: Ooh, nice. Four in one blow.
Da Goat in the thread about Nathan and Condoms.
<--Too lazy to find exact title
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
quote: So it's back up?
~Lalo
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
"Be quick about your wits, and slow and steady in pleasing." - T_Smith in chat 5/5
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote: *licks self*
Hatchat. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:kwsni998E: ::whine:: kwsni998E: I can't get in!
-Becky, in chat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:blacwolve: I got in! blacwolve: I'm so happy
-Kara, in chat.
I must not know as much as I thought I did about these two... girls?
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:jwb2e: it was not the bold climax you were looking for?
-Tresopax, in chat
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
quote: yes yes yes!
Annie in chat. (sorry, I just thought it was funny.) Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Narnia dear: but you might find that you're disappointed after the initial browse, like Feyd and I were. ;-)
-Narnia, in chat
Man, I glance in once every ten minutes, and just look at what I have available...
And god help you if you try to take that out of context.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Wow Feyd, who knew? Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:AnEmptyTryst: i might come
-Noah, in chat.
Yeesh. You people are trying, aren't you?
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:AnEmptyTryst: id have to go half speed, cuz my leg isnt fully healed yet
-Noah, in chat.
You must be trying.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
Haha, that gives new meaning to the term "ramming speed."
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: If it's not fuzzy, it's ok.
-Eruve in the "Life Span of Pizzas" thread
I'd have to agree with you there.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: pleased to meat you
Marek to Narnia in Hatrack Chat
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: Narnia dear (2:11:05 PM): I was actually underwhelmed when I finally got on last night, it just didn't live up to the anticipation.
I had to fight PSI for the right to post this quote from hatrack chat. Guess I won.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: besides, if I did go there, there'd be all kinds of pressure. tt&t: oo, but sometimes pressure is good
Kylie, over AIM.
And someone help me convince the girl to move to the US. If not for my sake, for Z's.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*thwaps Eddie*
You need to get your mind out of the gutter, boy.
Edit: And no more convincing me to visit! It's already tempting enough!
[ October 08, 2005, 03:54 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
What's tempting Kylie? Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Grr. You hush!
[ October 08, 2005, 03:55 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
That reminds me, i need to buy a lottery ticket soon. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote:Well. It's very small. I don't use it much.
AIM. Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Whoa, whoa, WHOA, MOVING here? Since when? I thought you were just considering a TRIP here? Huh?
Though it's certainly not a BAD idea, mind you. Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Kylie~
quote: ah. yes. going too fast. didn't even notice
AIM, of course.
[ May 08, 2004, 02:34 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
If you do visit, feel free to visit me. Email me if you happen to be near Sacramento in California. nickmayo@comcast.net
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Oh, don't worry, if I'm coming over there, I'll let y'all know. Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
If the above comment wasn't already in this thread, I would have put it there.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*siiigh*
I just can't say anything these days. Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
aww, you can say lots tt&t, just some of it is funny when you don't mean it to be.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
tt&t, yes, you have finally understood. Around here, all comments, before being posted, must be scanned (and, if necessary, edited) for their OoC-potential.
And some will get through anyway. The real trick is to have them be few enough and rare enough that they don't get caught. (Except by Pop, of course. )
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
"Site hosting down" thread on sakeriver
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: she saw half of it, heh
-Kylie, in chat, talking about Zotto!
Lucky bastard.
No, I won't tell you which one I'm talking about.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Ohforcryingoutloud. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: And if you come here, I'll take you riding
A few seconds later:
quote:tt&t: I don't know how many kgs that is, but I've not met someone who couldn't ride
I'm SO going to New Zealand.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
By the way, can you count the number of sexual innuendos in the first quote?
Damn, I could teach Sesame Street with this kind of thing...
Van! Van sacksual innvuendo, ha ha ha ha! Tvo! Tvo, ha ha ha ha!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Oh, Eddie, darling, can you say "horses"? Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Wow. You are kinky.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote:*didn't know I was going down*
AIM. Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
You'd think I'd pay more attention, huh?
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Pop -
quote: I bet it's pretty rough on the caterpillar, too.
in the "being kind to caterpillars" thread.
fallow
[ May 10, 2004, 01:03 AM: Message edited by: fallow ]
Posted by Psycho Triad (Member # 3331) on :
A brief, yet troubling, look into narrativium's preferences...
quote: *pictures one of the olsens with a goatee and an eye patch*
~Narr. Hatrack AIM chat.
[ May 10, 2004, 01:24 AM: Message edited by: Psycho Triad ]
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
Becky?
You R bad.
fallow
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Eddie:
quote:As it is, I'm having trouble restraining myself from whacking Z.
AIM.
And Z, we don't talk about you all the time, I promise. Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
tt&t,
you beyond bad! you downright naughty!
fallow
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Ack!
Kylie reveals my sexual urges and my nefarious plot! Crap! Now how am I gonna take over the world?
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
I'd suggest a plan for world domination here, but then that plan would be given away too.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myrddin Fyre: i think im having a growth spurt
-Myr, in chat.
I bet I wasn't the only one who mistook her for a chick.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: *dies of tongue overload*
Myr, in chat.
[ May 11, 2004, 01:11 AM: Message edited by: Nick ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myr: s'an aquired taste ^^ Myr: and i got half the class addicted!
-Myr, in chat.
I should visit Brown one of these days...
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: that would require stripping and redressing in my imagination... and I'd rather respect your privacy
An IRL friend of mine, on AIM.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:...you can keep ME coming every night, hot singer man....
quote:It was fun.
quote:I'm overdue anyway.
quote:Sink those fingertips!
-pH, in chat.
Pearce needs to get laid.
And she just HAS to be across the country from me.
Though I have to admit, this is a lot of fun for my imagination to wake up to from Olivia and Jenny's declarations of lust for each other. What, are all hot chicks turning into horndogs on me?
Eddie likes.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: I never look at those tt&t: he prolly won't either
Kylie, over AIM, talking about Zotto!.
Hmm.
Oh, the possibilities... And in all of them, poor Z comes off as an unlucky bastard...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:BoonievilleOK: it didn't even really hurt when his big ol' melon head came out...the pressure kind of numbs things
Boon, in chat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:BoonievilleOK: and that's the key...you have to be ready and want them...
Boon, in chat.
Them?
Does her husband know about this?
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
You know, Lalo, you could PARTICIPATE in the conversation. --I--
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Pff. And have Boon warn me of the dangers of getting pregnant before I'm ready to have kids?
I much prefer popping in to make dirty comments every hour or so, and checking in for OOC comments when I'm bored.
Hmm. Now that I write that, I'm tempted to take that out of context.
"Popping in." Heh.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Better than popping out.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Only when I know I want them.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Kylie, on AIM:
quote:But one day. One day I will introduce you to such pleasure as you've never known before.
Though I can hardly say it's out of context. *shrug*
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Oh, that was SO out of context.
I think I was talking about chocolate....
[ October 08, 2005, 03:58 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
How can you introduce me and Z if you're across the Atlantic?
Or is this a subtle hint that you're coming for us? How quickly will you come? I have to flatter you for your integrity -- you, unlike most women, admit it's the size of the ocean that matters, not the motion thereof.
Heh heh heh.
Ah, sweet release of impure thoughts.
Heh heh heh.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: oo, im safe for pregnant women
Myr, hatchat
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Kylie: Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
Not quite at the level of TT&T's work, but I'm not going to miss the chance to take Raia OoC:
quote:I will come if I want to, and for no other reason.
- Raia in HELP ME MAKE RAIA GO TO PROM
Also, I want to thank Celia for starting the greatest thread ever (this one).
[ May 13, 2004, 10:45 AM: Message edited by: Jim-Me ]
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
To be fair, I think I stole it from the wenches. But I do so love this thread. Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:It's still dripping! Quick, put it in your mouth! Put it in your mouth!
--Me, at dinner last night with rivka, Geoff, and Mooselet. *sigh*
Posted by gwan (Member # 6194) on :
quote: I'm a 5'6 100lb blonde bimbo with really big jugs who just loves middle-aged balding beer-guzzling fat oafs (oaves?.
polio Sorry Nicole, it was too funny to leave a lone. Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
quote:it never came. It must be going both ways at least a little bit.
Kat in the thread about her e-mail.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: *breaks out the special equipment*
from Myr's away message
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Jim, are you avoiding a landmark? Where is your old user name? Posted by B166ER (Member # 6380) on :
quote: toy with pearce (2:55:47 AM): Dammit, my booty possibilities are sorely limited...
pH in hatrack underground
[ May 14, 2004, 02:58 AM: Message edited by: B166ER ]
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
Katharina in the SuperSecretChat
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Pearce: A little one...like 14 inches....
P. Diddy, over AIM.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: i cant put it in
-Myr, In AIM
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:That act was prompted by seeing my friend put 13 in his.
saxon75 in AIM chat
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
quote: these guys are so good they can play ANY position
Alucard in dream team
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Kylie, over AIM:
quote:Well. *I'm* always happy to do it.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:zotto: *ponders* This is a good point.
-Z, in chat.
I'm so very flattered. You know a guy that cute has his pick of points.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:pearce: *pats extremely small school* zotto: *grin*
-Z and pH, in chat.
Glad to see P. Diddy knows it's not the size of the school that matters, it's how you educate her with it. Z's one lucky bastard.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:pearce: I just can't stop. I can't control myself.
-pH, in chat.
What can I say? Lil' Eddie's just that good.
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
quote: Wait, no, I say I'll come.
-eddie in chat
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:zotto: Mm. Holes. zotto: o.o
-Z, in chat.
Kylie, now do you understand? He thinks of you as meat! Come with me instead!
Heh. Come with me. Heh heh heh.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: *giggle & blush* tt&t: I think I like it
Man, lil' Eddie's really going through the ladies tonight...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Lalo:
quote: It's not hard.
AIM. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Ack!
My standing (heh) excuse is that I had no Kylie in my presence to help the lil' dude out.
Posted by cochick (Member # 6167) on :
quote:I'd like to thank my older brother for giving me so much practice
[ May 16, 2004, 07:53 PM: Message edited by: cochick ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Niki: the other one was too big Niki: and I never got back to putting something up
-Valentine014, over AIM.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Find Your Spot
-Valentine014, in the thread Find Your Spot Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
quote: Ooo! Move to Knoxville, God!
RRR in the Find Your Spot thread.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!:
quote:No, don't stop. *takes hand off mouth*
Well. What can I say.
AIM, of course.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Talking to Kylie. *shrug* What can *I* say?
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote: Me, I don't wear much at all.
Earlier on AIM.
(See, *I* don't bump the imposter thread )
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
Fallow in "Go to Prom with Raia":
quote:*Fishes around in toilet tank*
A Ha!
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Toni: I've slept on it. mackillian: o_O Toni: All I get is bedhead.
-Ralphie, in chat.
That's right, Lalo bagged the elephant! Aw yeah. Sheeyit. Just bein a g in a world of pozers.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Oh, and to make that better, I'd like to point out that Toni was talking about when Nate (a.k.a. T_Smith) was sleeping over at her apartment and his later declarations that she corrupted him.
Heh. I'm so spending a night there.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Toni: Good lord, man, they're huge.
-Raphie, over AIM.
Poor girl. What does Dan have left to offer her now?
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Marek: who is nato? Niki: it's dirty Boon: toe suckin' ankle biter
-AIM chat
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:NatoCV: Yeah, you know how much they want for a dollar these days?
-Nato, in chat
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: breeding is my trademark?
-Kylie, in chat.
Oh hell yes. She's that good.
Posted by Temposs (Member # 6032) on :
zottoexclaims: The Kiwi with the flavour you KNOW you'll savor: fine tastes and even finer breeding.
A fine ditty in reference to the acclaimed tt&t
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
::siiiiiigh:: Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
INFAMOUS tt&t, you mean.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:zotto: Lychees are these really cool little fruits that taste really good on a hot day.
-Z, in chat.
Won't Kylie be disappointed... I gotta admit, all this time, I thought he dug the more breast-intensive gender. I wonder what part of the Lychees come from...
Well, wherever Z is, apparently.
[rimshot]
Heh! Rimshot!
God, the gay jokes won't stop coming...
Gah!
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Denial is a powerful thing, my straight, straight friend.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
quote:The duck does something for me the lizard doesn't.
AJ in the Geico thread
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:narrativium: Nah, not big enough.
Narr, in chat.
Damn, the competition for Myr's heart is destroying itself...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myr: i do that to anyone anyway O_o
-Myr, in chat.
Wow. Still, I think it's worth a little VD to get the girl.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:DaGoat: Sweet, Ferdy! Does it flash or do anything neato? DaGoat: Or does it have a cool grip? DaGoat: Or vibrate? kill dXm: kind of a cool grip.... kill dXm: but it is a generic brand Myrddin Yce: mine vibrates!
-Goat, Damien, and Myr in chat.
Heh.
Need anything more be said?
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: i fondle her constantly.
-Damien, in chat
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: Myrddin Yce (12:15:30 AM): cause i have a big penis.
do the wonders of hatrack chat never end? I always thought myr was a girl. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:DaGoat: I swear. If you don't believe me, test me out on something small
-DaGoat, in chat.
Any takers?
Beside him, I mean?
quote:Myrddin: cause i have a big penis.
-Myr, in chat.
I wish that were out of context.
Maybe I don't want to sleep with her as much as I thought I did.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myrddin: you mean, my penis isnt as big as everyone say it is? Myrddin: myr is 6'
-Myr, in chat.
I'm just hoping that second part's OOC, or god, I feel SO inadequate... Time to bomb some brown people! Time to vote Republican! Time to trick out a pickup truck and buy a shotgun and complain about minorities and get prudish about sex!
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: note to self: don't give goat openings
-Kylie, in chat.
Wow, so many ways to interpret this...
Kylie either gives the worst birthday gifts ever, or the best shows ever.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*LAUGH* Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: it's good, gets me there, and fast
-Valentine014 in chat
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
^^in reference to me. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
mackillian:
quote: monkey sucked your what?!
To Goat.
AIM. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
mackillian:
quote: it's all about poking.
quote: and touching
HatChat.
::runs away::
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Kylie, AIM:
quote:...and with my short attention span I need more than one thing open at once!
Are visions of the (()) thread dancing in anyone else's head?
[ May 22, 2004, 04:28 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
JBGZevlag: *doesn't eat kylie*
so who DO you eat, Josh?
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*blush*
Z, I... There are no words.
And... in reference to me being a kiwi, I swear. Right Joshy?
[ May 22, 2004, 04:59 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
Absolutely.
And here I've done so good at avoiding OOC. *shakes head*
[ May 22, 2004, 05:06 AM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
It'll be okay, Josh. Just go visit the (()) thread if you're feeling down.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zevlag:
quote: I can chat with kylie and myr on my lap
HatChat.
That's twice in one night, Joshy.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: between Z & Joshy, I'm feeling a little... dirty
-Kylie, over AIM.
Lucky Z and Joshy... Guess she does need more than one thing open at a time...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: I doubt we could handle it :-P
-Kylie, over AIM.
We? Unless she's throwing one of my two favorite hobbits in the mix there, I think her plans are overly ambitious...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Holy frell!
HAHA!
In order to preserve my reputation, I'm gonna say that was in reference to this thread. In fact, those posts just up there. *points*.
Eddie. Tsk!
EDIT: I meant the first of Eddie's posts.
[ May 22, 2004, 05:59 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
All I can say is, HatChat IS evil! And Eddie, yeah, Eddie, he's evil too muwahahaha!
[ May 22, 2004, 05:58 AM: Message edited by: Zevlag ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: wow I so can't keep up
-Kylie, in Hatrack chat.
Dude, I so sympathize. Wait five minutes and try again.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: I'm not tired! tt&t: *bounce* tt&t: wait tt&t: Joshy, it's been 15 minutes Zevlag: not yet Zevlag: I still have 2 minutes
-Kylie and Josh, in chat.
Now who can't keep up?
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
::sigh::
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
I think that is the only valid response.
.: sigh :.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
*dedicates this 999th post to besmirching Kylie's reputation*
Kylie, AIM:
quote:I never wear skirts! oo! *bounce*
...and while I'm sure it's very nice and comfortable for you, believe me, it's even nicer for us.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tt&t: it's just you, me, and eddie, Myr.
-Kylie, in chat.
Oh, god. Such wonderful, wonderful dreams tonight...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myrddin: have fun with that
-Myr, in chat.
Oh, I will. I will.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:Eddie, Z, or joshy, and I'd be there so fast
tt&t in Chat
Oh, you lucky devils...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Heh. I meant be put in here... Turns out Eddie, Joshy, and Z DON'T need to be around. ::sigh::
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Emp:
quote: sorry, had to plug something for my girlfriend
Ah, teh HatChat. Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:I meant be put in here... Turns out Eddie, Joshy, and Z DON'T need to be around.
TT&T, about ten minutes ago in this thread.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*chops off fingers*
No more typing! Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote: Now you show me your little red-sausage on the internet
Jeremy, quite frankly, I'm appalled. Shocked and appalled.
EDIT: From AIM, of course. Duh!
[ May 23, 2004, 05:42 AM: Message edited by: tt&t ]
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Jeremy again:
quote: *shakes it all about*
AIM.
::innocent look::
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
quote: jebus: perhaps im going to fast, i always forget to slow it down with women
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
quote: zotto: *retracts finger before axe can be used*
HatChat
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
no matter how hard I try, I can't fathom this thread.
self-indulgence in what? shared suppression?
*doesn't get it*
fallow
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: breyerchic: but the stuff in bed later was better
breyerchic, on AIM. Posted by breyerchic04 (Member # 6423) on :
I can't defend that one can I?
Posted by pH (Member # 1350) on :
ludosti: in and out and in and out
Hatrack Chat.
Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
This is so much more ironic if you know my nickname for my penis.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
And no, it's not Mooselet.
Sicko.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Lalo.
Nobody who's ever read Hatrack could avoid knowing your pet name for your own penis. You must mention it at least twice in every post, and four if you think a female will post in or near the thread.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote:that tt kiwi: it POSTED me
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: that tt kiwi (3:43:16 AM): I AM a freak
in hatrack chat
(maybe one of the best chats ever)
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: that tt kiwi: I mean, I have heaps. that tt kiwi: but they're not scanned.
>_<
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Er.
Chat?
Wassat. Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
Why can't you people let me tell myself that chat shuts down after my internet dies! Why must you give me proof to support otherwise! Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
awww, sorry myr *pat pat*
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: *licks myr*
-fugu, in chat
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
quote:I was expecting a prize of padded handcuffs, or condoms, or something.
--Kayla in the "Cereal Box Prizes!" thread.
[ May 27, 2004, 04:46 PM: Message edited by: sndrake ]
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by gwan (Member # 6194) on :
quote: Jamie, stop flashing people
Narrativium
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
zottoexclaims: My rump is all tender now.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
And a nice rump it is, too.
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
o_O?
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
quote:rrr: are you sure you're doing it right?
quote:Damien: how many ways are there to do it
HatChat.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote: i want to play with people who suck more
RRRRRRRRRRR, Hatchat Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
quote:CalvinMaker: it depends which way you'd wanna do it
Myr:: how does THAT work
Damien: carefully.
Myr:: well whatevers normal lol
HatChat.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
*speechless*
I....I....
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote:I had a hard time stopping myself, too.
HatChat. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: Really, lots of BBQ sauce is only necessary if it ain't cooked right.
quote: But I'm pretty sure that the Church Handbook of Instructions says that you have to serve it with funeral potatoes and jello salad.
x35thPresidentx: come play DaGoat12345: Come quick! that tt kiwi: nono
DaGoat12345: YES! x35thPresidentx: yesyes
- Hatrack chat, AIM
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Hahaha.
Oh, how they try to corrupt innocent li'l ole me. Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote:JBGZevlag: hmm, I need to find a better position JBGZevlag: my back ist starting to hurt
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote: i tasted NASTY
Sorry, RRRRRRRR
Hatchatness.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
it was a typo! A TYPO! IT tasted nasty! IT!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*innocently* WHAT did, rrrrrr?
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
LICORICE! i swear!
Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
quote: phnemonkey: uniboob! starfish ape me: hahaha, i am!
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
quote:tt&t: I had immense trouble with it last night tt&t: and Joshy couldn't figure out how to make it work tt&t: so chances of me working it out are slim to nonw tt&t: *none
Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
another kiwi quote:
quote: that tt kiwi: what, again? that tt kiwi: you love me.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: zottoexclaims: You TOLD me to
...so I did!
[ June 01, 2004, 03:41 AM: Message edited by: Damien ]
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Lies. Lies and heresay.
*glares*
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: It should be easy now that I've overcome my gag reflex. But I wonder how far down I should swallow
-aratee in the Famous Last Words thread
How did this get missed?
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
"I haven't done it in weeks."
--Nick in Chat
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
NO!!!! My secret is out!!!! Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote:Goat: Heh, "drink the VD"..... ttt: mmm, I want some
hatrack underground
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
...er...
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: Myrddin Fyre: haha, i get it a LOT Myrddin Fyre: from my FRIENDS
Posted by jebus202 (Member # 2524) on :
Hah, one would think she meant *SEX* reading that bit of chat.
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
I'd like some sex with my fluffypuff marshmellows.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: Jamie, get into bed.
T_Smith
*sigh*
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Weak.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
want me to post a certain comment from a certain parachat instead?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
'Twould be good for a laugh.
But no. No I don't.
Posted by MidnightBlue (Member # 6146) on :
quote: DaGoat12345: Gah, psycho's spooning aka! DaGoat12345: And everyone's a dude in the long run.
In Hatrack Chat on AIM
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: Virtual Garick: 3 holes and 2 hands?
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
quote: I got really good at one-handed typing
Jenny Gardener in Girls and Gaming Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Da Goat:
quote: I like a lot of people who suck.
HatChat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:I'm sorry. I couldn't help it, I got caught up in the excitement of multiple firings.
[ June 06, 2004, 03:19 AM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: Man, I suck at typing one handed.
--T_Smith
maybe you need lessons from JennyGardener?
[ June 08, 2004, 02:43 PM: Message edited by: celia60 ]
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
RRR:
quote: x35thPresidentx: yes, i want d
Don't we all. Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
hee
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:ludosti: i have all this great stuff in my drawers, but no cold medicine!
-Ludosti, in chat.
Ha! Lalo's back from training and still in top form!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Space Opera:
quote: sometimes he wants to plug in, but i just pretend to be asleep
HatChat. Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: RRR:
quote: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- x35thPresidentx: yes, i want d --------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Don't we all.
How on EARTH did I miss that? o_O
D
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
quote:Oooh, not quite so deep there, mack. mack the ripper.
-Pooka
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
DaGoat:
quote:Well, I already had Zotto!, but that doesn't matter.
HatChat.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
He meant nothing to me, I swear. Take me back?
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
If you ask nicely...
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
quote: I hope rivka doesn't squirt it all over herself like I did....
-Nick, Hatrack Underground
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
You are EVIL Shigosei.
EEEEVIIIL!!! Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: brb, must go for a sex
nick in chat. bwaha!
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
I meant go for a SEC! Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote:mackillian: go for a sex? *snicker* Nick Mayo2: noooo! Nick Mayo2: for a SEX
liar.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
THAT WAS THE SAME TYPO!
DANG YOU TO HADES! Why did this "Qwerty" character have to put the c and x next to each other?
[ June 24, 2004, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Nick ]
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Beverly:
quote: I'm such a dominatrix.
AJ
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Saw that coming.
Nearly put it here myself!
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:T_Smith: jamie? T_Smith: **** nathan?
-Sweetcheeks, in chat.
I can't tell if this confirms or disproves that T's the man in the relationship...
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
quote: I will slip you bacon to rise it up again! [Mad]
Synesthesia, here Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
quote:...I got quite comfortable with grabbing other women's private parts.
I was talking about my monitor. Man, Kylie leaves, and I end up being the OOC scapegoat. Better me than her, but still... Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
You know that's not what you were talking about. And you know you love it. Oh, wait...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Well, what do you want? What sorts of things do you think are "really cool"? Are there any services I can provide for you?
quote: Just because it's natural doesn't mean it isn't hard
Boon, in the breastfeeding thread >_<
Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
Told you it wasn't for the squicky! Posted by Mean Old Frisco (Member # 6666) on :
quote:Isn't that just a little like taking the covers off... dipping your long steel prod...and ramming it in through the holes straight up to the ceiling, screaming...?
Newspaper journalist style, baby.
Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
[insert feeble attempt at explanation here]
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
It's okay, Myr just wants me to take off all my clothes.... Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
quote: *bends over for a spanking
-CT in "How do people feel about this?"
[ July 08, 2004, 10:08 AM: Message edited by: Jim-Me ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:tonguetiedandtwisted: And I can only do one person at a time
-Kylie, over AIM.
FYI, she said she's doing it with Z right now. Apparently I'll have to wait my turn.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Audio conversations.
Really. Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
*steps down from the OOC Thread Scapegoat Throne* Posted by slacker (Member # 2559) on :
Now I know why people like the Bible so much..
quote:MaccabeusTheMad: Basically, You Oughtta Know reminds me of the passages in Isaiah and Hosea and some of the other prophets where God compares himself to a jilted husband. phnemonkey: i must have missed that verse MaccabeusTheMad: Especially in Ezekiel, where he gripes that Israel's lovers must be hung like horses.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: by that definition, I suppose I do myr
-Marek in chat
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:Hell, it's still hard when you're 33...
Harder still when you're not sure what the right thing is.
CURSES! Why must the qwerty keyboard have the C neighbor the X?! Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
one would think that you'd just stop using that expression if it really bothered you.
Posted by Anti-Christ (Member # 5714) on :
Oh, but it doesn't. Posted by HollowEarth (Member # 2586) on :
and on top of that what does one sex mean anyway? Are you a hermaphrodite that wishes for just one gender?
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myr: am i making noise? Rappin' Ronnie Reagan: no Rappin' Ronnie Reagan: not really
-Hatrack Chat
Dead fish.
Posted by Laitment (Member # 1508) on :
(04:53:38) Myrddin Fyre: try HARDER (04:53:38) Laitment: Try faster. (04:53:41) Myrddin Fyre: oo baby
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: sex, sex, sex. that's all nick ever talks about.
kylie on teamspeak.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: kylie: do it again myr: ooo baby
teamspeak.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Holy crap, it's creepy being the only typist in a chat room of talkers. I feel like a stalker. I mean, more so than usual -- before, stalking was just love for Myr. Crazy love. I LOVE YOU MYR! IF I CAN'T HAVE YOU NOBODY CAN! WE WERE MEANT FOR EACH OTHER!!!
Wow, the humor feels forced...
Posted by Laitment (Member # 1508) on :
(06:15:32) Shagga SonOfDolf: Aw yeah, white boy. (06:15:37) Shagga SonOfDolf: C'mon.
Posted by Laitment (Member # 1508) on :
"How could I resist?" --Myrddin Fyre
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Kylie: I still wanna know why Myr's red. Myr: I told you, I'm sexual. Kylie: I mean, besides that.
-teamspeak
I MUST get a microphone.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:By the way, have any of you girls had anything to drink tonight?
Aw sheeyit.
-Nick, in teamspeak.
Holy god he's a dirty bastard. Lemme guess, you're offering to quench their thirst? And maybe give them a protein supplement?
You sicken me.
Posted by Laitment (Member # 1508) on :
(06:37:13) Shagga SonOfDolf: Y'know, Sarah, when you left your panties over at my apartment, I didn't think you wanted to come BACK...
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
SPECIAL! That's slander! Or libel?
I said I was special! Not _sexual_! *dies*
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Alright. 1. I was tired. 2. They were all giggly. 3. I asked if they had anything to drink as a joke
I said oh man, not sheeyit. Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
::falls off chair:::
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
quote: Shagga SonOfDolf: Man, you're in for a disappointment if we sleep together.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Kylie: You guys are all hookers, with your red lights. Sarah: Oh yeah? Well you're just a plain whore!
Now that I've heard this catfight, my life is complete.
[ July 12, 2004, 06:51 AM: Message edited by: Lalo ]
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Kylie: You wanna go, Nick?
Lucky bastard.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: I am such a hooker.
You so are, Kylie.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myr: I can't handle more than one thing at a time.
Posted by Laitment (Member # 1508) on :
"Sex?" --Nick
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
For those reading this, I'm in a chat with the skankiest skanks every to skank around the world. Wow.
I'm SO LUCKY.
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote: Lalo: Aw, c'mon. Lalo: Please? Lalo: I suggest out of sheer altruism. Lalo: Pff. Lalo: I so do. Lalo: No. Lalo: But I need to anyway. Lalo: Oh, really? Well then maybe. Lalo: Good boy? Hidden desire to put me on a leash pushing its way to the surface, there? Lalo: Heh, I know, for four hours. Lalo: Yeah, baby. Do it. Do it fast.
-aim chat ^^
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
*dies*
SO funny watching Eddie talk to himself in chat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Kylie: I can't say it! Sarah: Say it! Kylie: Oh, well, if Sarah says so... Kylie: Blowjob!
I've never heard anyone say "blowjob" quite as cheerily.
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Uh...
It was the compulsory smiley.
Yeah.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
Hee. Yeah, that's right, she'll only say it for ME.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Which is just SO hot to think about, btw.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
This is confusing. Anonymous guest calls Nick a loser, Myr's talking about something hard on her screen, add this to Kylie's suggestion that Nick's onanizing and you get one confused-ass gringo.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Kylie: He's gonna come in.
She's talking about D. A shame he's kinda sorta gay, it's one hell of an opportunity.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Holy god, Kylie has a sexy voice.
I think I'll sleep with her just so I can wake up to it.
And possibly for other reasons as well.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Kylie: (voice getting progressively higher) Do it again do it again do it again do it again!
I'm so turned on.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
2 entries today:
quote: and I'm normally a hot person
-mackillian in hatchat
quote: you're doing it, nick?
-RRR in hatchat Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
Nick's answer to RRR's question:
quote:Nick Mayo2: yess Nick Mayo2: oooooo Nick Mayo2: that too
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Everyone with daytime access to AIM sucks major butt-monkeys.
Hobbes Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
*pat pat*
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
*pat pats also*
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
quote:Dag, show me your underwear. I must perform an inspection.
CT, here. Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:
quote:I go commando.
...
Yeah, I bet you do. Like a metronome, back and forth
nick in chat.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: she licked bush...at the gay bar.
mack.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
That HAS to be deleted.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: Oh good, I don't have to worry about you being bigger than me
Nick.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Payback
quote:shes screwing it
RRR in hatchat
Posted by sndrake (Member # 4941) on :
quote:If you want to see my underpants, just ask.
--Dagonee, in the "Card is foolishly alienating a large percent of his fanbase with his idiotic articles" thread.
Sheesh. How did that slip by?
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Laitment (Member # 1508) on :
(00:58:32) Hrodberaht24601: you all just need tighter straps on the beds
--Marek, Hatrack Chat
[ July 15, 2004, 02:01 AM: Message edited by: Laitment ]
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
you know, that one actually almost makes more sense out of context.
Posted by Mean Old Frisco (Member # 6666) on :
From Bernard, in the mattress thread:
quote:you'll probably want at least three to four inchs, while two inchs is doable, four is where it's at.
Oh, the plight of the Asian man. Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:In fact, you try harder to be gentle around sensitive areas than almost anyone on this board. I guess that comes from being a doctor.
--PSI Teleport, Abort This! Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:Bend over, it won't hurt a bit...
-Kwea, in The Descolada Theory: How we treat newbies thread. Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:If i don't come, i don't know if ken will or not. I'm going to try to everything i can to come, but we'll see.
- kwsni, in the Kama Con Official Info - Reservation Deadline TODAY (but if you're late still call) thread.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:mackillian: *yawn* BlueEyesBlue85: im already in there BlueEyesBlue85: lol
-Hatrack Chat
You were saying about the plight of the Asian man, Frisco?
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Boon: I can watch mackillian: sixty bucks. but you fly standby. Boon: :-D mackillian: I can help with the ticket mackillian: maybe even swing the whole thing
-Hatrack Chat
Mack's got the hookups. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:mackillian: oh, I have a baker's rack, too mackillian: forgot about that. T_Smith: yeah, its a gooood sized
-Hatrack Chat
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: aww you got me all excited! hurry up!
myr on teamspeak.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
quote: It's the old in-and-out, sugar
CT to Fallow in Cage Building Posted by Boon (Member # 4646) on :
quote: Hrodberaht24601: I think you will find out what my new toy is later d
Marek, in hatchat.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: ludosti: i get to be the boss today!! muahahahaha
HEHEHEHEHE.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: lockstep patriot (6:59:36 PM): Hey, look! I have a yard-long dick!
lalo, hatrack chat.
Hope that is ok for this thread.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Aww, I missed it. Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Heh, in context, that's actually part of a brilliant prosecution of religion. Seriously.
Though I'm rather flattered that PSI misses lil' Eddie. First she tells me she loves sharing, then suggests her husband bite me as I bite her, then we go into barking, now this? My god, woman, a little subtlety.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: I need to do myr
-Marek in hatchat
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: I'll turn it back on when you want
Nick likes being put in OOC, I swear.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
I was talking about a WEBCAM!!!
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Zotto!
quote: ooh thas a big one
Rilly.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:Myr: heh, i havent found a limit yet
-Hatrack Chat
The unfortunate effect of dating only white men...
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Nick:
quote: Not that I have experience.... but I'm not small either....
Yeah, he likes being in here.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
quote: teacup killer (4:43:15 AM): Yes. I like gorillas. They make me happy in the pants
Pearce, hatrack chat.
Posted by fallow (Member # 6268) on :
is this the easiest thread ever posted?
not saying papa's fast and loose, mind you. nor easy.
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
eslaine
quote: Have some Tang.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: unkillableGrisha (3:56:32 PM): see why I should get my own haraam? I am an army unto myself no woman is too much for me I am MAREK
Now that I think about it, this is in context. But it's still adorable.
[ July 20, 2004, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:is this the easiest thread ever posted?
not saying papa's fast and loose, mind you. nor easy.
Not sure why my name was chosen on this, since it isn't my thread, but I'll try to answer.
My personal opinion is that most of the OOC quotations just aren't all that funny. Kinda like the few-and-far-between quality Dobies. I also think it's a bit lame to post an OOC from the chatroom, since there's no way to tell what the correct context is. Otherwise it's just Beavis and Butthead laughing because someone said pianist, which was never funny. Part of it might also be that many of the quotations are pretty short -- it's like having a 200x200 grid of letters and being excited to find a three-letter word hidden diagonally. I also don't like the commentary -- if I have to crowbar the quotation into the context I think is funny, evidencing that it's not funny enough on its own, then I'd choose to leave it out.
But every time I say something like that, it makes me sound pompous. Although I think I have a good sense of humor, I don't think I'm the funniest person at Hatrack by a longshot (been disabused of the possibility far too often). And other people enjoy them, so as long as it's kept to one or two threads (as I tried once with Dobies but never really caught on), I generally keep my naysaying to myself. Plus I'm usually at times guilty of the things I rail against, so I have no right to say a thing about it, right?
--Pop
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
By the way, Lalo, I have no idea what you are talking about, and I'm sure no one else does either.
Everyone on this board can attest to my puritan-like qualities.
So stuff it.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: BernardLUE42: a wet one might work better
Sorry, Pop. AIM is excellent OOC fodder.
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: Oh, just wait until I drop my pants.
Lalo in hatchat
Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :
quote: I was screaming. I scared my neighbors.
Lalo, again in hatchat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
To be fair, on that last one I was talking about watching Leslie Nielsen, so it may not be out of context.
When I go gay, Leslie... Oh baby...
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
Lalo: So straight that even his male crushes have girl names.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Hey! Frodo is not a chick name!
I'm kinda worried for my heterosexuality, actually. I do far too talented a gay impression (which is and should be offensive to every homosexual man across the planet) (Thweetie, thtop it!).
But then, I also do a (terrible) Sean Connery accent, and I'm not yet Scottish, so what the hell. We can still have our affair thang, baby! I get to be the man in this relationship, though, right?
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Pop I'm firmly behind you on this one. But does the size of the post matter?
Ok, enough of that.
I agree, AIM chat quotes are only funny for people who spend a lot of time in the chatroom. But that's very much a clique and if they want to have a thread of their own (in addition to the hug thread) more power to them. Like you say, at least they're not spamming the front page with accursed dobies, the worst meme ever to infect Hatrack.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: I get to be the man in this relationship, though, right?
You didn't listen to the song, did you? Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
BtL, what has the hug thread to do with chat? There is some overlap between hug-threaders and people-who-chat-too-much, but the Venn diagram would show more non-overlap.
Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
Is it not all chatters in the hug thread any more? I confess, I haven't opened the thread since the last blue moon. But back when I did there was a strong correlation between huggers and chatters.
But hey, if I'm wrong I'm wrong. I still don't care enough to check.
Oh, and since I'm here, boo dobies! Boo!
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
I wonder how long it will take the cool kids to pressure celia into deleting this thread.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
*doesn't go to hug thread*
As far as chatting too much....
I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
*points out that most of the quotes in here are from chat, including the quotes by the person that started it*
Posted by peter the bookie (Member # 3270) on :
---------------------------------------------
"Heh, and some people have too much of it"
--Corwin, Dido thread
[ July 21, 2004, 11:21 AM: Message edited by: peter the bookie ]
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
quote:I'll tell you when I've had enough!
Psi, a few lines up...
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: *Hands head
-Space Opera in her dream thread
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
quote: = what people do when they can't come, but really really want to
--Taalcon, in "what goes on at these hatrack con things, anyway?"
Posted by tt&t (Member # 5600) on :
Nick:
quote:and I still say I wasn't nekkid on my webcam that night
Mmhmm. So you were wearing socks, then?
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: goin' down, MAck...already?
kwea in hatchat.
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
Hatrack Chat.
Posted by JonnyNotSoBravo (Member # 5715) on :
quote:I personally gratify myself as often as possible...
- Danzig, in the A new Hobbesian thread.
Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :
quote: spread himself all over me and get all up in my space.
-Syn...some guy did this to her on the bus
I think this one's way funnier than mine.
Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :
Here are a bunch of OOC from KamaCon that were gathered on Bernard's iBook. ---------------
You just stood there and waited for him to come again. - Psychotriad/Ken
Oh, are you guys doing it? - ryuko
He's manipulating my zipper - t_smith/nathan
This isn't gonna go nowhere, Both of us are no good. - Fugu/Russel
You can't pull that out now - AJ
Are you doing Ronnie at the moment? - Marek
Posted by Space Opera (Member # 6504) on :
I am definately a goat kind of guy - Beatnix, in his summer update thread.
space opera
[ August 19, 2004, 04:04 PM: Message edited by: Space Opera ]
Posted by TheTick (Member # 2883) on :
quote:You know, some of the best members enter Hatrack with a bang.
- katharina
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
quote: He spent his childhood bouncing around in the barn with his twin brother
Bob Costas on NBC last night on Hamm winning the all around.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
quote: You slept with him and you don't know his name?
Happy Camper to Allegra about sharing a bed with Telperion
Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
quote: who's got wood?
many, many people playing catan.
quote: i don't wanna spread, just give it to me
someone at aj's on monday morning. not saying who.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
EXCEPT ME! I did NOT have wood playing THAT STUPID GAME. Posted by Mabus (Member # 6320) on :
Bev:
quote: Dude. Satan is right. Listen to him! Heh.
Posted by Allegra (Member # 6773) on :
I knew his name. I just didn't remember it at that particular moment.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
quote: also, Goat is sexy tonight
kylie in hatchat.
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:DaGoat: You only THINK you only have one.
It's kind of a cross between the Count, David Copperfield, and porno...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
quote:TTT: Sarah? You wouldn't eat my trifle? RRR: what? TTT: *weeps* RRR: i would SO eat your trifle Lalo: Oh. Man. TTT: ... I replaced them with raspberries JUST FOR HER Lalo: GOOD dreams tonight...
-Hatrack Chat
Scuse me for a minute...
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
How come I was never quoted? JH
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
"the server at our table at Bob and Dana's reception"
That would have been nice. Not only did none of the servers acknowledge my existence, despite quite a bit of frantic waving, but I failed to obtain a single refill of anything all evening.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
The servers were in denial. You're poisy enough without acknowledgement of your presence.
Like OSC - people know when he's around, so no acknowledged formality is necessary.
You're enough of a presence, do you really need more?!
JH
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
I never did even figure out where you were SITTING, Tom!
Notice I have photos of the other Hatrack tables -- but somehow totally lost yours -- I have no idea where you and A.J. and all them were..
Farmgirl
[ April 04, 2005, 03:25 PM: Message edited by: Farmgirl ]
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
quote: Nya
Bob_Scopatz, location unimportant.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Extra Jatraquero points for the first person to list an OSC OOC.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
[ April 04, 2005, 03:54 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
quote: Eddie even came into the room to get me to get off
Kat - in the BobnDanaCon Wrapup thread..
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
*rats Farmgirl, you're too fast!*
AJ
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Am I already a Jatraquero? Please consider age as a factor.
Posted by Cor (Member # 4295) on :
"I'm going to need bigger hands," Bob Scopatz after being told to stand with his hands in the "figleaf" position at the wedding. He assures me that he did not mean what he seemed to mean. Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
Oooooh, I missed that one.
Posted by Farmgirl (Member # 5567) on :
quote:It's safe to say that I'm at least energetic for short stints but I have a hard time maintaining that level indefinately.
punwit - in the BobnDanaCon wrapup thread
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Punwit in "Paging fugu"
quote:Fugu, I've got a question for you. Do you do aim?
I have a vested interest in this question considering he's used my bathroom in times past!
AJ
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
*groans*
Posted by Lady Jane (Member # 7249) on :
Oh, for crying out loud. Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
I am physically shedding a few tears.
I have no idea why! Evil Hatrack!
Posted by CaySedai (Member # 6459) on :
quote:Then I slapped her rump and drank another beer!
Jonathan Howard, in the "Women -- Enter Here Please" thread.
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
quote: I just got the best come... ever... from a taxi driver... Out of all of the ones I've gotten (and believe me, there've been a few)
Raia, e-mail.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Except that one wasn't actually taken out of context... Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
Oh, but it was!
You need some pun-wits to get this. Oh, uh, Punny? You're here? It was decontextualised...
The centrally-punned word was part of a phrase, and I censored some of it.
Posted by Verily the Younger (Member # 6705) on :
quote:Ah, I can see it again. *breathes slower, gains composure* Worst fifteen minutes of my life.
Khavanon, in the Last Post Thread.
Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
quote:I can't remember where, but I remember using you
--Raia, Hatrack Nameology
[ April 06, 2005, 02:42 AM: Message edited by: Goody Scrivener ]
Posted by Stan the man (Member # 6249) on :
Knew that would get placed in here. It was too good to not be.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: Hey! You totally jumped the gun, Ashley! There are 101 days until it comes out. I already got permission from my boyfriend for this occasion
hansenj, in the Harry Potter countdown thread.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote: I used you at one point, mothertree! I can't remember where, but I remember using you!
Raia, in the Hatrack nameology thread. o_O The polite thing to do would be to apologize, even if you can't remember exactly where you used poor Pooka.
edit:Gah, I skimmed but missed it.
[ April 06, 2005, 04:06 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
*cough*
Morbo, dear, look up about four posts... Posted by Goody Scrivener (Member # 6742) on :
heeeheee I beat Morbo =)
(oh now that really sounds interesting.... appropriate place for it!)
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: oh now that really sounds interesting.... appropriate place for it!
Goody Scrivener, one post up! Posted by hansenj (Member # 4034) on :
woot! My first OOC appearance!
umm...I mean...how embarrassing! Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
"If we knew who you are, we might do it"--ketchupqueen to Ryuko, when she was an unknown in parachat.
Posted by Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged (Member # 7476) on :
quote:I love those two photos of you where you nail Jamie
Morbo to Ryuko in Parachat
[ April 09, 2005, 04:35 AM: Message edited by: Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged ]
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
O_o
Posted by Jonathan Howard (Member # 6934) on :
quote: square-circle
Me, in my philosophical thread.
Posted by urbanX (Member # 1450) on :
quote: You know, I've had my eye on Geoff for a while...
Scottneb in "A question for everyone" on the otherside
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
quote:...and I don't taste like vanilla.
--Scottneb, in the Vanilla is addictive thread.
Posted by scottneb (Member # 676) on :
Sweet! Back-to-back!
I'm the man!
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
I personally enjoy how you can run the two quotes right into each other, cause of the ellipses. Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote: Well Annie is of course the best result for any action ( ) but I think I already had her.
I think this the first time I make it to the OOC thread. So I'd like to thank everyone, my family, my friends, it's thank to them I got there. Thank you... Thank you... (Given my awful language, it's really a miracle I wasn't there sooner.)
Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
quote:I can do it in well under a minute using LaTeX.
-Jenny Gardener, Two Weeks - I Guess This is Goodbye Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:I'm not that big on the melons
Lurker-Girl at dinner tonight
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
" Visual hallucinations are less common, but not unheard of."
Me. In "Hallucinations", on the other side of the forum.
After I posted it, I realized what a wacky sentence that was.
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
re: Lurker-girl's Melons
having observed said melons in person, I find them to be of appropriate, even pleasing, size and shape... even allowing for the action of supportive undergarments
(accepting applications for a food-taster, as this comment may get me assassinated)
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: We can arrange for you to have some next year if you want it.
-Brinestone, trippin' Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
Jim-Me, the juxtaposition of "melons" and your comments about food-tasters is...amusing.
Posted by Lurker-Girl (Member # 7802) on :
Jim-Me: I was going to borrow a conceit and say that my thank you, but after what Shigosei said, I think I'll just eye you suspiciously.
(And thank goodness for supportive undergarments! )
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
I suspect that I may never be quoted here, because everything I say is just as humiliating and/or full of innuedo IN context as it would be out of context. *sigh*
Just a moment ago, in Hatrack Chat!
Posted by JaimeBenlevy (Member # 6222) on :
quote: It always makes you feel better; try to find someone that has roughly the same rhythm as you so you'll be able to talk and not get bored. You'll feel wonderful afterward!
Huh, I just came to post an OOC thing, and whaddaya know... That sounds... naughty... Thanks for pointing it out, JB!
~~~~~~
quote:starLisa, I've had periods in the past
Noemon, in Too. Much. TV.. I wonder if there's something he's not telling us...
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
quote: I don't know about the rest of you ladies, but I love the plucking
and then
quote: I once talked to a (female) psychologist about what I thought might be an unhealthy obsession and compulsion related to the plucking. She asked how much I plucked. I told her. She said that was nothing -- she did it more. Then she inspected me ... Then I did her.
It was quite a moment.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"They say how much to tip for moves depending on size, distance"
El JT de Spang in "Tipping Movers"
Posted by El JT de Spang (Member # 7742) on :
Hey, I'm famous.
Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :
quote:No, just basically that I finally got some. [Smile]
Beren One Hand in the "If God emailed you and said you were Chosen to be his saviour you would..." thread
Posted by Jim-Me (Member # 6426) on :
they don't call him "one hand" for nothing Posted by Avatar300 (Member # 5108) on :
quote:Enigmatic, The more you post, the more I like you.
Olivet in "I need some career help"
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
@ Jim!
Posted by Enigmatic (Member # 7785) on :
quote:Originally posted by Avatar300:
quote:Enigmatic, The more you post, the more I like you.
Olivet in "I need some career help"
How exactly is that funny out of context? The only innuendo I can get out of that line would be if you were thinking of "posting" in the equestrian sense.
--Enigmatic
Posted by Treason (Member # 7587) on :
quote: but sometimes a little training can take you from having a good instinct to really nailing it.
Sure it does, Alty, sure it does. o_O'
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
The Implications of Tiebout's Hypotheses for School Choice The Impact of Secondary Orality on Literacy in the Río Grande Valley Wild Organizational Structures in Public Education Historical Effects of Inequitable Facilities Funding in Texas
Davis Bowles in "Congratulate me...I passed my comps!"
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
heheh he said Oral.
Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
"The Implications of Wild Orality in Texas"
(my nomination)
Posted by ElJay (Member # 6358) on :
- narrativium over AIM
Posted by Corwin (Member # 5705) on :
quote:Originally posted by beverly: Ooo, I wanna do bees too. But that can wait until later. Don't want to complicate things too fast! I need to be comfortable with one thing before moving along to another.
quote:Originally posted by breyerchic04: I'd do chickens for eggs only
"it's fun to see Lisa come back and defend her crazy ass positions" --Lyrhawn
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
quote:
I don't do hitchhikers because 1) there's never room in the car 'cause of all the carseats and 2) wouldn't do it with kids in the car (which there invariably are.)
ketchupqueen
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
Bad Noemon!
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Me? I'm not the one who only refrains from, and I quote, "doing hitchhikers" because of space issues and the presence of children!
Posted by mr_porteiro_head (Member # 4644) on :
quote:I'm not the one who...refrains from..."doing hitchhikers".
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
Oh, my gosh. BAD Noemon! *thwaps Noemon*
Posted by Qaz (Member # 10298) on :
A very good one!!!
Posted by Salsa (Member # 10530) on :
What?
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
quote:I'm not saying I wouldn't watch.
-Lyrhawn in the Olympics thread
Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :
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Coffee?