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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :

Ok. We all agree that Jesus says that divorce is a horrible sin, so I agree with President Bush that a constitutional amendment should be passed protecting the sacredness of marriage by outlawing and not recongnizing any marriages beyond the 1st one.

Good Job Mr. Bush!

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

ROFL! Excellent succinct point Thor.

AJ

(edit: can't spell succinct)

[ August 05, 2003, 12:50 PM: Message edited by: BannaOj ]

Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :

Yay!

Except since my mom is my dad's second wife, am I now legally a bastard?

Shouldn't I be stoned or barred from the assembly or something?

Q.

Posted by Potemkyn (Member # 5465) on :

Great Idea!

Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :

quote:
Shouldn't I be stoned or barred from the assembly or something?

No. The Modern American Jesus specifically states that if you get stoned, you throw pooh into the face of God, you love Osams Bin Laden, and you will burn in hell forever and ever.

It is best for you to take Ritalin, Paxil, Valium, Zoloft, or Zanex, you got that you bastard?

<T>

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

what if both my parents were married before?

am i even a person?

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

I'd say, by the transitive property, that you have to be a homosexual.

Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :

[Laugh]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

d'oh!

Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :

Do people HAVE to make unnessasary laws?
Why not reform prisons?
Or make sure that children don't slip through the cracks?
These beats the hell out of people sitting around writing amendments about marriage...
I just don't get it.
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