Hatrack River Forum: Goal # 7: Kiss man in kilt

This is topic Goal # 7: Kiss man in kilt in forum Books, Films, Food and Culture at Hatrack River Forum.

To visit this topic, use this URL:
http://www.hatrack.com/ubb/main/ultimatebb.php?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=017398

Posted by Mr. Flibble (Member # 4178) on :

My very close friends on hatrack know, or should know, that I have a list. I have a list of goals, which surprisingly I have slimmed down a bit in the recent years. The list includes things like traveling or people I would like to meet or mountains I would like to scale. For example, number 13 involved running with naked people. Bizarrely enough I accomplished that goal in San Francisco this year at the Bay to Breakers. This is probably not a good example do to the fact that it was a goal in which I was highly disappointed. Only people who should be clothed run naked. A far better example that I fulfilled is number 18, in which my brother and I visited all of the landmark shooting spots for the film “Harold and Maude”, and then relived the scenes by sadly mimicking the characters in front of a Fuji camera. Scary but fun.

This brings us to #7, kissing a man in a kilt. This has been a long time dream and frankly the most meaningful. I have come to realize that “he who helps himself….”, so I’m on the hunt for a kiltie. I was able to locate a website to narrow my pick’s of likely candidates.

Kilts

I have narrowed my pick’s down to the following kilties.

Hamish

So what's on your list?
Are you wearing a kilt and where to I meet you?
-tam

[ August 07, 2003, 08:04 PM: Message edited by: Mr. Flibble ]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Tams - I COULD be wearing a kilt. [Kiss]

Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :

Yes, but are you a man? [No No]

Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :

I'd go for Liam or Ewan. Mrooowwr!

*wipes up drool*

Actually, I'm sure if I met Ewan, I wouldn't be interested. He smokes, drinks too much and I require brains in man. Ewan's a dish, but I have a brainy dish already, so he'd be a step down.

Liam on the other hand, might be a step UP. He's like 6'6". As my sister says, "Worth the climb". [Big Grin]

Posted by martha (Member # 141) on :

I would like to nominate my ex-boyfriend Cory for the role of Man In Kilt. Cory is darn sexy in a kilt.

It is rumored that somewhere on the Internet there is a photo of Cory eating a banana out of someone's fly.

Inducing Cory to kiss a random woman whom I know only from the Internet would be ridiculously simple. If only I knew how to get in touch with him...

Posted by Mr. Flibble (Member # 4178) on :

I don't know, Ralphie sounds like the best deal.

You tease you. [Blushing]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

This is better than kissing a man under the kilt.

Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :

Just shows what you know. [Wink]

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

My goal is to kiss a man in a sarong.

I should have that goal accomplished in less than a week. [Party]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Hey, whatever blows your skirt up...

Posted by Fahim (Member # 5482) on :

Quid, you realize that there are lots of people wearing sarongs in Sri Lanka? Maybe you should come this way and see what we can do about letting you accoplish your goal [Razz]

Posted by quidscribis (Member # 5124) on :

Yeah, Fahim, you've mentioned it. You've also mentioned that you wear a skirt - in the form of a sarong. I wonder if that has any impact on the situation, or maybe I should just pick any random man in a sarong? I'd reach my goal, at least.

Or you could meet me at the airport in a sarong, and I'd have to kiss you, being the first man in a sarong I see. Hmmmmm. [Kiss]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

For English this year, our teacher had us write down 100 goals. After writing down about 8, I realized there were any other goals that I really wanted. So I began to have a bit of fun with it.

Among these goals were:

Have an imaginary sword fight in public. (done)
Fit an entire Jr. Bacon Cheeseburger in my mouth. (done)
Watch FotR 100 times. (I've watched it 52)
Survive the Apocalypse (long term goal)
Make it to WenchCon (planning on buying the plane ticket today)
Die (another long term goal)

Those were just some that I remember. I need to find the list.

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

When T makes it to Wenchcon, I want this to be documented and archived in great detail. This will be great. [Laugh]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

No kidding. T, you know how much you love jello? You know they *do* have jello wrestling in B'ham on a weekly basis?

I want *that* documented.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

I don't! [Angst]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

z-

it's for girls! i expect documentation to be a series of photos of T averting his eye. [ROFL]

[ August 08, 2003, 02:39 PM: Message edited by: celia60 ]

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

Yes, celia, I know. I was making a joke. Sheesh, don't forget to breath.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I can give you a whole album of me adverting my eyes. All I need is a camera, someone to take the shot, and picture of Zan in a bikini.

I'll also make sure to take a picture of me:

1)Buying the ticket.
2)Getting the ticket.
3)Getting strip searched for carrying a squirt gun.
4)Getting on the plane.
5)Throwing peanuts at the guy on the other side of the plane.
6)Paying huge ammounts of money for BK at the Fort Worth airport (my lay over).
7)A pic of the cops chasing me around the airport after I refuse to pay those huge prices.
8)Sneaking away and onto the plane.
9)Me looking paranoid out my window.
10)Me cautiously approaching my year long stalkers and kidnappers.

Oh, and you have to understand that if I agreed to go to a jello wrestling match, I'd probably be the one doing the wrestling.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

uh, they don't do peanuts anymore. it's some crappy mix now.

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

No, it's 3 little stale pretzels.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Well crap, cancel the whole trip then. No peanuts? No wenchcon!!

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

i think that depends on the airline. i know i've gotten pretzels on AA and awful crappy mix on Continental or NW or something. either way, it ain't peanuts.

i miss the peanuts...

Posted by Fishtail (Member # 3900) on :

One of my goals has been to attend some of the world's most famous parties. I've been to Times Square for New Years, to New Orleans for Mardi Gras, and am currently working on getting to Munich for Oktoberfest (a spot just opened up on a trip through a friend in Germany, and I'm already halfway there, just having been assigned to Iceland). At some point I need to find a way down to Rio for Carnival.

Any other suggestions?

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

The birthday parties I used to have were pretty good. I'm not sure if they were world famous, though. Has anyone hear ever heard about the parties I used to have?

Posted by Christy (Member # 4397) on :

Um, thanks for the link, but I could've done without the porn! *gasp*

My vote is for Ewan McGregor, but...ALICE COOPER?!!! *shocked*

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
Just shows what you know.