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Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

You all gonna die Suckas!

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

I'd hate to think I'll die a sucka. I'd much rather die a playa.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

One day you'll come crawling back to me baby.

Leaving me was the biggest mistake of your life. (this is the second most common lie in history, right after, "The check is in the mail")

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

I'll turn this car right around mister!

Posted by Darth Ender (Member # 7694) on :

Turn to the Dark Side!

Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Darth Ender:
Turn to the Dark Side!

It's 'Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!'

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

Don't make me come in there!

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

. . .

What kind of cookies?

Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :

I'm going to count to three, and then you're in big trouble.

1..2....2 1/2...

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

If you don't sit down right this instant, I'll make it so you can't sit down!

Posted by TheHumanTarget (Member # 7129) on :

quote:
I'm going to count to three, and then you're in big trouble.

I actually use this one, and it's no empty threat.

My empty threat is:

If you don't behave I'm going to sell you to the gypsies...

Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :

Good cookies.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

You're cruisin' for a bruisin', missy.

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

*dons black coat*

Mmm, cookies . . .

Posted by dantesparadigm (Member # 8756) on :

We're going to impose UN sanctions if you don't put that nuke down right this second.

Posted by Joldo (Member # 6991) on :

Ouch.

Um . . . let me see . . .

If you don't stop bugging me with questions, I'll break your arms and tie your throat shut with them.

I'm a great babysitter, really.

Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :

If you say that again, I will hunt you down and slit your throat while you sleep.

Said to a friend. He laughed.

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

See you in Parachat. [Evil]

Jeesh knows why that's a threat. [Wink]

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

I didn't tell you fools you could revive this thread!

Now shut yo mouths and go home.

OR ELSE.

Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :

[Angst]

NOOOO!!

*Runs into bathroom*

Uh-oh...

Posted by ketchupqueen (Member # 6877) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :

quote:
Originally posted by Sho'nuff:
I didn't tell you fools you could revive this thread!

Now shut yo mouths and go home.

OR ELSE.

Why don't you sit down and shut up!

Posted by Jeesh (Member # 9163) on :

*Gets up*

WHAT IS WITH IT WITH THE HEAD?

Posted by SenojRetep (Member # 8614) on :

quote:
Originally posted by TheHumanTarget:

quote:
I'm going to count to three, and then you're in big trouble.

I actually use this one, and it's no empty threat.

I use it too; I guess the empty part is "big trouble." I might punish if I ever do get to three, but it certainly wouldn't be "big trouble."

Eat your vegetables or you can't have dessert.

While on my mission I saw this one used and abused so many times during dinner appointments I vowed I'd never use it myself. So my wife does. And it (almost) never works. And the kids (almost) always get dessert anyway.

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

quote:
Why don't you sit down and shut up!

Why don't anyone who wants me to sit down and shut up, come down here and make me!

Why don't any 50 of you that want me to sit down and shut up come down here just for the fun of it!

Posted by Sho'nuff's Posse (Member # 3649) on :

You tell em Sho!

Posted by Bruce Leroy (Member # 9521) on :

The truth will be revealed only to those with eyes unclouded by ambition.

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

Who said that? WHO SAID THAT?

Posted by Sho'nuff's Posse (Member # 3649) on :

I got him Sho! I got him Sho!

Posted by Bruce Leroy (Member # 9521) on :

Those who are bound by desire, can see only that which can be held in their hands.

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

You see, it is mumbo jumbo like that...

Posted by Eduardo St. Elmo (Member # 9566) on :

The Fool who does evil to a man who is good, to a man who is pure and free from sin, the evil returns to him like the dust thrown against the wind.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

"Just wait till your daddy gets home" Mary

"My Poppa's bigger than your Poppa" JC

"My brother can whoop your brother." Thor's brother, to JC's brother.

Posted by James Tiberius Kirk (Member # 2832) on :

KHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

/ad infinitum

--j_k

Posted by Artemisia Tridentata (Member # 8746) on :

You just better remember, I beat other peoples kids.

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

*sniff*

Your post hurt me greatly. I am leaving Hatrack permanently!

[Cry]

Posted by Andrew W (Member # 4172) on :

If you don't stop crying I'll give you something to cry about - often used when I was a kid.

Are you trying to make me stab you in the face? - best used when someone says something amusingly provocative.

I will kill you, then your family, then all your relatives, and then everyone who has ever met you, if you don't shut up. - Nothing says 'this is a joke, so take it like one' like excessive hyperbole.

AW

Posted by Phanto (Member # 5897) on :

An empty threat is a horrible way to lose a ko fight.

Posted by Eduardo St. Elmo (Member # 9566) on :

three-toothed huntress: if you don't stop pummeling little ones, I'm going to have to call in my beaver friends and dam this river!