Hatrack River Forum: ::sings:: Oh Donny!!

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Posted by Billy Joel (Member # 5357) on :

quote:

JonBoy -- I couldn't respond. Not 'cause I didn't want to talk to you -- but because I can't make jello.

-K.A. Card

Now, what was this about you were saying about eating her famous jello salad??

Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :

*sniff*

*sob*

It's TRUE!

With my career in the toilet, I was just so desperate for someone to love me and be my friend that I pretended that I was friends with the Cards. I was hoping they'd feel bad for stealing that Christensen painting from my sister, and then maybe they'd be my friends.

Posted by Billy Joel (Member # 5357) on :

And the scoreboard says:

Billy Joel: 23

Donny Osmond: 15

Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :

Oh, man, I'm such a loser!

*rends clothes and pours ashes on head*

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

You're not rending that really cool technicolor dreamcoat, are you?

Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :

They repossessed it when my career ran out of steam.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

It was up on eBay. I was thinking about bidding for it, but was outbid by raistlinlives188.

Posted by Donny Osmond (Member # 5349) on :

Dang that guy! I offered him a copy of my new CD in exchange for the Dreamcoat, but he wouldn't accept my generous offer.

What a prick.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Where did she say that? And how did I miss it? I really should get back to reading all the posts, but for some reason, I just can't get into it anymore.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

http://www.hatrack.com/ubb/cgi/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic;f=2;t=017470

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Thanks. See what happens if you stop reading a thread after the first couple of days?

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

Shame on you! You need to reevaluate your priorities and rededicate yourself to reading Hatrack all day long.

Posted by Roger Miller (Member # 5534) on :

[Roll Eyes]

Bah!

You're both a couple of Johnny-come-lately wannabes. I did everything either of you did better and first. Disney movie? Check. Broadway show? Check. And unlike you two, I actually composed songs specifically for my broadway show.

Losers.

[Razz]

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

(Doesn't know who Roger Miller is)

Posted by Roger Miller (Member # 5534) on :

Whippersnapper!

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

(snaps a whip)

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Kids today. [Grumble]