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Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :

"The Republican party is not happy that Arnold Swarzaneggr is the leading candidate to become the next Governer of California. He is more liberal than they want. He's Pro-Choice. He is for Gay Marriage. He supports the legalization of Marijuana. Heck, if his grandfather wasn't a nazi conservatives wouldn't have anything to like about him." - Bill Maher

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Democrats say "More government to fix the government." Republicans say "The government doesn't work" then get elected and prove it.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

It's Arnold Schwarzenegger, Thor.

And you know, just as a side note, I'm have trouble deciding if Jimmy or Ryan is my favorite n00b.

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Why Kayla, I'm flattered.

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

Ryan, are you related to Owen and Bret?

[ August 14, 2003, 04:13 PM: Message edited by: Sho'nuff ]

Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :

<invokes Godwin's Law>

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Sorry no relatives by those names.

Posted by Sho'nuff (Member # 3214) on :

not a wrestling fan either huh?

Posted by Jimmy (Member # 5518) on :

Thanks Kayla, I appreciate it.

Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :

Von Erichs Rule!!!

(or they would if they weren't all dead of strange tragic accidents)

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Von Erich site.

Owen and Bret Hart

Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :

Kayla! A little warning on the breasty ads on that first one (didn't open the second one) would have been nice.

[Eek!]

I'm at work!

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Well, if I knew what you were talking about, I might have warned you about it. The ad at the top of my screen is a woman in a black dress. Are we seeing something different? [Frown]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

And I don't see any ads on the second one. Just Bret and Owen with broken bones.

Posted by Sweet William (Member # 5212) on :

Apparently the woman in the black dress has breasts! Is there any way to freeze the pic? [Razz]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

I'm more freaked out by the pictures of ugly guys in diapers. [Angst]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

:spits drink on keyboard:

Posted by Duragon C. Mikado (Member # 2815) on :

Man, Kayla has moved from being resident spelling and grammar Nazi to Diction Reichsfuhrer.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

[Confused]

Posted by The Silverblue Sun (Member # 1630) on :

[ROFL]

quote:
I'm more freaked out by the pictures of ugly guys in diapers.

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

So kayla, has jimmy finally beaten me as the favorite n00b?

Edit: Got it. Just shows my newness.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:27 PM: Message edited by: Ryan Hart ]

Posted by The Count (Member # 5541) on :

actually, put 00 instead of OO u n00b

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

I think you're both rather radical. Sarcasm is so lost in print.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Hey, maybe he's just showing off his rack, or butt. [Razz]

Leave the n00bz alone! That's my job, you n00b.

Posted by The Count (Member # 5541) on :

i may be new, but in no way a n00b, ty, i would perfer the term "sir" or count

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

You know, Frisco moved way up my list of favorite people when he sent me that picture of his butt. You know, just in case anyone was wondering how to improve their standings in my eyes. (Of course, it really helps to have a nice butt. If it ain't cute, I don't wanna see it. For ugly ass, I can look in the mirror. [Wink]

)

Posted by The Count (Member # 5541) on :

so, if i want u to not call me a n00b, i send u a picture of my [raphie suggested i edit this so i did]

[ August 14, 2003, 10:35 PM: Message edited by: The Count ]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

I recommend that be edited in record time, Count. [Smile]

edit: Like mine, but not for grammatical errors.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:34 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Good idea. Always listen to Ralphie. Never mock her and be cavalier. [Wink]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Wow. These n00bs catch on quickly.

Posted by Cavalier (Member # 3918) on :

quote:
Good idea. Always listen to Ralphie. Never mock her and be cavalier.

Bold mine.

Sorry, nobody gets to be me because I'm me myself and I [Big Grin]

Posted by CavaIier (Member # 5544) on :

Nobody?

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Who would want to be a crappy, underpowered Chevy anyway?

[Razz]

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Oh wait! This isn't the insult thread. Sorry Cav...

Posted by DOG (Member # 5428) on :

And let's not forget Cavalier's expansive alter-ego, Cimmaron.

Posted by Cavalier (Member # 3918) on :

Exscuse me, did I miss something?

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

quote:
Never mock her and be cavalier.

This is not the forum to be cavalier.

Posted by aspectre (Member # 2222) on :

Godwin is a nazi.

[ August 16, 2003, 09:28 AM: Message edited by: aspectre ]

Posted by jenny (Member # 5551) on :

quote:
"The Republican party is not happy that Arnold Swarzaneggr is the leading candidate to become the next Governer of California. He is more liberal than they want. He's Pro-Choice. He is for Gay Marriage. He supports the legalization of Marijuana. Heck, if his grandfather wasn't a nazi conservatives wouldn't have anything to like about him." - Bill Maher