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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

Based upon the amazing success of the compliment game, I think I'll try an insulting version. With frisco around, we might even get some worthwhile insults. [Big Grin]

The rules are simple, insult whoever posted directly before you. Expect to be insulted if you post.

*waits for her come uppins*

Posted by m. bowles (Member # 3743) on :

You insufferable b@tch!!

[ August 14, 2003, 07:19 PM: Message edited by: m. bowles ]

Posted by m. bowles (Member # 3743) on :

God that felt good! [Smile]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Profane, smiley usin' pervert!

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Who's "eslaine"? Is that a poster around here?

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Now, I really expected more from you lady....

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Lady? That's a stretch! [Grumble]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

Soppy, can't you even follow simple instructions? You're supposed to insult the poster directly before you.

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

I'd ask you to insult me, celia, but I don't think I can trust you to do a good job.

Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :

But see that works out perfect, Sax, since you're not really worth a quality insult.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

Way to responsd with exactly what he was expecting. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Figures, Celia, you have to use a smiley to show what you mean. What, can't you make your point with words?

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Oh, you mean like shelling out ten dollars to have someone delete a post that could possibly ruin the comedy of a post that was dubiously funny, at best?

I guess that could be "making your point with word$."

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

A guess is about the best you can be expected to come up with...

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

I have to say Sopwith, everyday I wake up and thank God I'm not you.

Edit: Touche Muppet.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:02 PM: Message edited by: Ryan Hart ]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

And I "thak" God that I know how to spell.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:00 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

You two ruined my chance at a perfectly good "come up" joke/insult. [Evil]

(That was assuming Soppy is a guy...)

[ August 14, 2003, 10:03 PM: Message edited by: TwosonPaula ]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

T.P...okay, I'm completely renigging my planned post. Your initials are T.P.! [Laugh]

[ August 14, 2003, 10:07 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

A toilet paper joke? Sheesh, what are you, 3?

Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :

Lame.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

One word replies are...<see above post>.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:09 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

And YOUR initials are S and M...but you probably don't even get that joke.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:10 PM: Message edited by: TwosonPaula ]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Poor two...can't see that Sarcasticmuppet is one word.

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

Poor sar...doesn't realize that sarcastic muppet should have a space. *looks at own name* DANG!

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

T.P. is making me feel bad for her. I just can't kick the developmentally disabled when they're down.

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

That's rich coming from someone whose nickname is a euphemism for a bodily function.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:23 PM: Message edited by: Megan ]

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Megan, you win the award for the stupidest post I have ever seen.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Which, of course, can't even begin to compare to Ryan's, "Stupidest post I have ever written."

Whoa, mamajama.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

Ryan Hart, you win the award for the stupidest award post that has ever been posted. For an award. Post award.... For a... post? [Confused]

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Ouch, score Ralphie:4594 Ryan:0

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Here's to Ryan's ability to pull four digit numbers out of his derriere.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

It was my post count, doofus.

Posted by Sweet William (Member # 5212) on :

***edit***
Man, I am just not fast enough.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: Sweet William ]

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

This is coming from a guy named Sweet William. Any name that includes the word "Sweet" and is not followed by the word "Ass" is not a good one.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

This coming from someone named after an inanimate object.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:42 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

Everyone knows the original sarcastic muppet is Oscar the Grouch. Making you a cheap knock off! [Taunt]

Posted by Sweet William (Member # 5212) on :

Book and SM can both kiss my Sweet Ass?

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

SW is so unsure of himself that he has to put an insult in the form of a question.

Posted by The Count (Member # 5541) on :

i thought oscar was the blue dude?

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

And that wasn't even an insult.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Oscar lived in the trash can, you vermicious kenid.

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

That's Knid, dorkus.

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

If you're going to quote Roald Dahl, at least spell it right. Vermicious Knid. You silly puppet wannabe.

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

Megan, you get props for the better insult...uh...jerk!

Posted by The Count (Member # 5541) on :

so im supposed to insult you you caniving kaniget

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now, go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

I fart in your general direction, Megan!

[ August 14, 2003, 10:52 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Phew! You eat a lot of beans, don't you?

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

Whereas you are clearly striking fear into our hearts . . . [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

Yeah, go back and change your post. How pathetic is that?

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

According to the rules, Icarus insulted himself! Saved me some trouble.

[ August 14, 2003, 10:57 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Oh, so you're the thread police now, is that it? [Wink]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

God took one look at Megan, and considered writing an 11th commandment--Thou Shal't Not Make a Megan.

[ August 14, 2003, 11:07 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

Posted by m. bowles (Member # 3743) on :

^Sucks at the insult game.

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

^bowles like a girl

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

As opposed to you, who just raised the bar to "sucky sucky suck suck."

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Wow, Ralphie, do you have to pay extra to use more than one adjective?

Posted by TwosonPaula (Member # 5511) on :

(Interjection: This is cracking me up and making me cry at the same time! [ROFL]

)

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

Pat already did this.

But I like mine better.

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Because this forum never recycles topics? [Wink]

Anyway, those other threads seem to have devolved into just insulting one person. Here, we're insulting everyone. Doofus. [Big Grin]

Posted by m. bowles (Member # 3743) on :

^^is the dude who could'nt even [Laugh]

insulted!

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

And, see, the post above mine has all the APPEARANCE of being typed in English...

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

1565, is that your member number or your IQ?

[Evil Laugh]

DOH!

[ August 15, 2003, 12:59 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

Posted by E (Member # 1748) on :

Well, Ralphie, at least you are writing one sentence now, as the rules state.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

E spent at least 3 minutes writing that. [ROFL]

[ August 15, 2003, 01:01 AM: Message edited by: Bob_Scopatz ]

Posted by E (Member # 1748) on :

Bob, you couldn't count to one that fast.

Posted by E (Member # 1748) on :

Bob, you are a cheater!

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

E is the low-post count poster child.

Posted by E (Member # 1748) on :

I am laughing way too hard to play anymore.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Oooh, good one, but this is the insult thread, not the sarcasm thread.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

You are SO mean to poor E, Bob. Big Old Bully, that's what Bob stands for.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Elizabeth loves buffalo and GIVES her books away!!!

[Eek!]

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Bob takes advantage of both Elizabeth's and E's slow computer to play little delete-the-post games, all the while knowing that it is slow because it might be downloading music for HIM to listen to.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Elizabeth, you're such a whiner about your slow computer! [Roll Eyes]

I have a 200mHz CPU but you don't hear me bitch about it.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

It's not that we don't hear you bitch about it. It's just that we don't care.

Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :

Oh, yeah? And who died and made YOU spokesman for the whole community? Or are you just trying out the royal "we" for your position as King of the Pathetic?

[ August 15, 2003, 08:55 AM: Message edited by: Tristan ]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

It's funny how this thread is bringing all these low-member-number, low-post-count folks out of the woodwork. What, you're so mean-spirited you can only post in insult threads? At least I came by my low-post count honestly!

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Tristan's acted that way since he lost Isolde, some people just won't let things go!

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

(Interjection: Speaking as someone who just finished a class in romantic music: [ROFL]

that was actually my first thought as well; I wanted to ask him if he was proud of destroying tonality.)

[ August 15, 2003, 09:15 AM: Message edited by: Megan ]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Megan--Queen of useless interjections.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Your a few CC's short of a full injection yourself.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

That was so close to being funny that I have a hard time believing you came up with it.

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

Well we know you never could have come up with it.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

hey, zan, congratulations! i see you've managed to live another day inspite of natural selection.

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

Well, neither could YOU.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

That Human - always late on the draw.

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

celia, that's because you weren't responsible for keeping me alive.

(I know I broke the rules, but that one was too easy)

[ August 15, 2003, 11:13 AM: Message edited by: Zan ]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

Zan, that was funny enough that you can get away with it. I'll just have to insult Kat.

That kat - always shooting blanks.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

I don't know what is stomach churning: Celia's sucking up, or Who's she's sucking up too.

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

your jealousy is so transparent.

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

As is that blouse you're wearing, you skank. [Embarrassed]

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

(Dang Zan, you said it first!...(hopes people will ignore her and go ahead and bash Zan.))

[ August 15, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

PSI uses so many parentheses that one wonders if she is hugging herself to compensate for something.

AJ

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Banna OJ's so hopelessly nice she can't even come up with a good insult.

[ August 15, 2003, 12:11 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :

see above and apply to kat

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Or an original one either, apparently.

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

Like you've ever had an original idea in your entire LIFE!

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

look who's talking, child of the mind of CS Lewis!

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

Don't even get me started on your user name!! At least I'm not named after a PUPPET!

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

Yeah, you're just named after a place in a pansy fantasy book.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Human's name isn't convincing.

[ August 15, 2003, 01:33 PM: Message edited by: katharina ]

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

You'd think that if you went to the bother of editing a post, you would at least improve it.

If that was an improvement, well, kat, i guess we aren't all blesses with triple digit IQ's.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
i guess we aren't all blesses with triple digit IQ's.

celia, life is a box of chocolates for special souls like you.

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

quote:
i guess we aren't all blesses with triple digit IQ's.

You would think that someone who has a triple-digit IQ would be able to spell "blessed" and capitalize "I".

Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :

zan, just because you did it once doesn't make your blatant disreguard for the rules acceptable. or even amusing.

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

Most people are bright enough to check the time stamp on the posts before opening their mouths.

As I said, most...

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Speaking of Bright...well, we obviously were not speaking of Zan.

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

I used to associate ravens with intelligence.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

A bird brain like you would look up to a raven's IQ.

Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :

You'd think that someone with a hart would stay the heck out of this thread.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I'm not going to waste a perfectly good insult on Jeniwren. I only insult my friends.

( [Wink]

)

Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :

Oh, I didn't know you had any...

[ August 15, 2003, 04:33 PM: Message edited by: Tristan ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

You wouldn't know what a friend was if they came up and pushed you in the dirt.

Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :

I'm glad that it is you that is saying that, Smithy. It's better than if it had been said by someone whose opinion actually is worth something.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

You know, if you were a true veteran of Hatrack, someone who actually matters to this place, you would already know that I don't have opinions at all.

Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :

Oh, that can easily be deduced from the tepidness of your posts.

[Smile]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Tristan doesn't have the guts to post an insult straight.

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

If that isn't the pot calling the kettle cookware...

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Tristin, you're just having this thing called Post Envy. You just feel like you're short in comparison to me. Don't worry. When people look at my overly large post count, they get a bit nervous, thinking that their post count is too small.

Of course, I'm not really talking about "post count".

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Big words coming from a camel.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Bob's looking at my humps again.

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

They are better looking than your booblets.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Zan wishes he had T_Smith's booblets.

Posted by Tristan (Member # 1670) on :

Projecting again, Katharina?

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Zan: You would know, since you stare at them daily.

[ August 15, 2003, 04:54 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

Posted by Zan (Member # 4888) on :

Just like I can't avoid staring at a car wreck.

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Hey Zan, wonder twin powers activate! Form of a life!

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Leave it to Soppy to say something completely stupid.

[ August 15, 2003, 06:30 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Leave it to a sarcasticmuppet to fail to recognize one of the funniest things I've read all day. SarcasticMuppet, you're a guy right? [Wink]

Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :

Only someone who can't take (or for that matter, give) a decent insult uses a smilie while posting on this thread.

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

Sounds like somebody is over-analyzing the use of smilies as defense mechanisms. [Taunt]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Nick is a four-letter word.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

[Roll Eyes]

Oh, yeah, THAT was relevant.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Compared to Rivka, who is totallin irrelevant.

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

And Dan_Raven, who doesn't have the intelligence to spell correctly. [Smile]

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

That's it Dan, just keep sticking your nose into other people's business, comparing apples to oranges...

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

And Sopwith, who isn't smart enought to delete his post because somebody beat him to it.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

Whereas you simply get confused between the two.

Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :

That's twice, Nick. Do you just hover around on this thread with no actual life?

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

That is rich coming from someone who posts twice only a minute apart!

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Jeez, can't you type something that leaves me room for a good insult?? [Roll Eyes]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

like yours would have been any better.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Like you could be any more bitter.

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

More of your acerbic wit, Dan?

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Bob, it's probably safer not to engage in a battle of wits if you're unarmed.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Who are you?

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Leave it to T_Smith to kill this thread.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

You are just so perfect, that it would be useless to waste words on insulting you, because you would instantly rip them apart!

Edit to add: I even had to edit a misplaced word here, because you obviously would have to point out my error, because you are a card-carrying Grammar Nazi!

[ August 16, 2003, 11:12 PM: Message edited by: eslaine ]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Yo Mama.

**You went below the belt first by calling me a Grammar Nazi**

[ August 16, 2003, 11:25 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Ha! A lot you know, my Mom is a Grammar Nazi!

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Well, what did she teach you then? Don't you know "a lot" is a piece of land?

(sorry, my 8th grade English teacher stayed in my brain for that one. It was really her saying that.)

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

I try my best to ignore my mom. And my eighth grade teacher as well!

Oops! I mean...
And miss goody two shoes can just join them Spelling Fascists too!

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

[Eek!]

What kind of person brags about ignoring his mom?

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

[Roll Eyes]

What kind of person takes anything in a thread like this seriously?

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

[Roll Eyes]

What kind of person copies the format of the previous insult?

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

Imitation is the sincerest form of mockery.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Cliches are the dullest form of insults.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

You have to use Bob's insult to insult him back? Lame.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Didn't I already insult you? Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!

(What a strange person....)

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

This from someone who thinks we're sending troops to Libya. [Roll Eyes]

Get an almanac, why don't ya, Eslaine?

[ August 17, 2003, 11:04 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Good point, Liberia. But you still smell!

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

You still smell:I'll never top that, I concede. [Hat]

Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :

You are a wussy conceder!

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

You're a conceited wuss.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

You're more paranoid and random than I am!!!

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

That's not possible T.

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

Nick, I'm not sure that you understand the point of this thread.

Or you're simply not very good at it.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Icarus, you should have listened to your dear old dad, you ingrate.

Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :

Wow. That a terrible and vague reference to a piece of Greek mythology.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Ryan, your entire existence is a Greek tragedy.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Moppet, the classics trump any long-cancelled Muppet show.
You wish your life had the depth of a Greek tragedy.
Oh, maybe it does: are you in a muppet Chorus?

Chorus:"Kermit is tempting the Gods!
Forbear, Kermit, lest you kindle their wrath!"

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

quote:
Forbear, Kermit, lest you kindle their wrath!

Now there's some Fozzy logic if I ever I've seen it.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

It's fun to watch Bob try and use logic. Sort of like it's fun to watch America's Funniest Home Videos.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Zan has won AFHV four years in a row with variation on Man Hit in Groin with Football.

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Katharina is jealous of Zan for this feat.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

"Hey Kettle? It's Elizabeth. You're black!"

[ August 18, 2003, 11:59 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

SM just has a weird interest in her feet.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Dan, how did you manage to get both S&M and foot fetish in a 9 word sentence?
Weirdo. [Evil Laugh]

[ August 18, 2003, 12:34 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

[Laugh]

Take's one to know one!

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Take's one to know one!--Eslaine.
*gives a nostalgic sigh*
How that takes me back, to fond memories of elementary school playgrounds of yesteryear.
Thanks, Eslaine. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

quote:
how did you manage to get both S&M and foot fetish in a 9 word sentence?

Morbo is my inspiration for all things sick and perverted.

I doubt he'll realize that this was an insult.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Way to compliment Morbo! Now we'll never hear the end of it!

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

Why don't you guys go back to grooming each other and let a woman do the insulting?

[ August 18, 2003, 02:20 PM: Message edited by: PSI Teleport ]

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

What fun would there be in that?
::spits out dead flea::
You could use a good grooming too!

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

eslaine is so stupid he spits out the fleas. Those are the ones that taste the best.

Posted by PSI Teleport (Member # 5545) on :

eslaine: Where did you get that? Is that one of your old pick up lines?

z: you wouldn't know a tasty bug if it flew up your nose.

Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :

That's got to be the stupidest attempt at insulting I've ever seen. Nothing could be judged tasty if it is inhaled through the nose. And one wonders if it is not an oxymoron in the most direct sense to put tasty and bug together.

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

and Jeni should know an Oxymoron, being both a moron and way to familiar with several Oxen.

[ August 18, 2003, 02:52 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Butthead!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Metal and Chardonnay? I just don't get it.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

you wouldn't.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

So, which of the old guys in the balcony are you?

(obligatory Muppet Show reference)

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

Bump that fluff!

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

eslaine, didn't you understand that we felt so bad for you and your pathetic insults that we were just letting the thread die.

No, I guess you didn't.

Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :

This place needs more fluff lately, but I guess a reptile like you wouldn't understand that. [Big Grin]

Edit to add: Poopypants!

[ August 19, 2003, 11:55 AM: Message edited by: eslaine ]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Every time you enter a room, the fluff goes up, and the rooms average IQ drops like a rock.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Every time you enter a room, the fluffers leave in disgust. [Laugh]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

You would have to work hard, get a face lift, and double your brain capcacity to be considered a disgusting fluffer.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Dan is an expert in disgusting fluff, having majored in Disgusting Studies at Fluff University before getting his Masters in Lame Insults.

[ August 20, 2003, 11:43 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

...whereas your personal experience with higher education consists of a failed attempt at clown college.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

At least I finished my secondary education!

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

No doubt your bitterness stems from the fact that you were turned down by clown college . . .

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Smooth, Icarus...slow on the uptake once again.

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

Aw, carp!

sm, watching PBS does not count as secondary education!

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

And you think the Food Network does?

[ August 20, 2003, 11:51 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

Possibly. Certainly there are eggplants with more intelligence than you possess.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Icarus: you silly dramatic wuss of a thespian. I am really going to enjoy this one. I hope you don't consider yourself cool or funny, just because you are leeching off of Bob and Cor's reputation. Once in a while, you may say something clever, but what you don't want everyone else to know is that Bob writes all your posts, emails them to you, and you just look pretty for your pictures and talk about how GLORIOUS you were in 1776. Steal the show, my foot. I bet you got up there, and choked. And whats the deal with your insane Disney Obsession!?! I may have my obsessions, but holy crap. Seriously, take a few lessons on how not to be socially inept, they will help you out tons, I'm sure.

(Everything above was a joke insult. Take it with a grain of salt.)

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Jebus, was that a dissertation or an insult? Seriously, take a few lessons on how to edit, they will help you out tons, I'm sure, you old windbag. [Taunt]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Morbo, I would start insulting you, but more than likely, my words would carry some truth about how hated and despised you are.

(Again, this is not serious)

Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

Oh, poor TS. He's so worried about how Morbo, an evil villain, views his insult. Perhaps what he doesn't realize is that if Morbo really cared, he would have zapped TS with his lazer gun...

Poor, confused TS...

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

::hands Orchid a card::

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Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :

It's okay, TS, if you have to write everything down on cards. We understand about your learning disability.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

The only disability I have when it comes to learning, is trying to figure out why you look the way you do. I just can't seem to figure out how someone could look so wretched.

(Again, I feel like Im being too cruel with some of these... its not true and I don't think you are ugly)

Posted by Sauron (Member # 5330) on :

Dude, does your mommy know you got up after she tucked you in? What's with all the apologetic disclaimers? Maybe you should start a "the insult game--but I don't really mean it" thread."

[ August 21, 2003, 03:24 AM: Message edited by: Sauron ]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Sauron, you stink.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

The reasons why I was apologizing after everyone one was because last night, I happened to be very ticked off, and I was worried that it was leaking over into what I thought was being a joke.

Oh, and sarcasticmuppet... you suck.

I happen to be in a very noninsulting mood right now.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

Which is a good thing, since your insults are always so pathetic.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

As opposed to your so-original insults:

quote:
eslaine, didn't you understand that we felt so bad for you and your pathetic insults that we were just letting the thread die.

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Which we all wait for breathlessly, to see how you're going to use "pathetic insults" (yet again) to such cruel, stinging effect. [Roll Eyes]

[ August 22, 2003, 08:57 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

Breathlessly, as in without breath? I can't think of a better way for you to be.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

You can't think of a better way for me to be because your insults are so pathetic. [Taunt]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

You really have no right to call someone pathetic when you're so lame as to add a graemlin to the end of your insult--and a juvenile one, at that. Way to display your verbal skills, there.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

I added the graemlin in a failed attempt to point out that it was a self-referential sarcastic insult, that is that I had mocked him for using pathetic twice, then I used it myself.
Sorry it still went over your head. I shall endeavor to be more clear for the sophmoric among us.

You stink, is that better?

[edit:D'oh! I hate it when I mispell insults. Good catch, Megan]

[ August 22, 2003, 12:19 PM: Message edited by: Morbo ]

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Not really...that's still pretty juvenile. And you misspelled "sophomoric." [Big Grin]

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

You are correct Megan. Your stink is not better.
*sniff, sniff* In fact, its gotten quite a bit worse.

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Ahh yes, Dan, connoisseur of all things stanky...

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

At least Dan doesn't share a name with a stinky camel, Sopwith.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

I wouldn't be one to talk, Morbo. Your name conjures images of the stereotypical high school Goth kid.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

And your name conjures up images of two old men in a balcony. [Wink]

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

Do you have nothing better to do than bump dead or dying threads?

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

Yes, he could have spent time chatting with Rivka, but any sane person would do anything other than suffer that torture.

Posted by Megan (Member # 5290) on :

Anything, perhaps, except chat with Dan_raven. Your faulty capitalization disturbs me.

Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :

<checks calendar>

<continues waiting for the day that Megan comes up with a decent insult>

[ August 27, 2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: zgator ]

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

His lack of initiative was often mistaken for patience...

Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :

His lack of patience was often mistaken for initiative...

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Haven't you gotten too close to the Sun yet?

[ September 01, 2003, 01:18 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

Haven't you thought of a better insult yet?

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

What a name--Nick. How does it feel to be named after a shaving accident?

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Better than being named after some prissy bird.

Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :

What, you mean you have to label yourself sarcastic?

Posted by Elizabeth (Member # 5218) on :

Julie, Julie
Test your stoolie

(sorry)

Posted by JenniK (Member # 3939) on :

an amazingly inept insult I must say.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Yet somehow yours manages to be worse.

Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :

You really have to wonder about the personality of someone who has such a large fraction of the posts in this thread.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Someone is forgetting the entire purpose of this forum.

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

Which purpose, sadly, is the ONLY purpose you seem to have found in your life.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Just because you live to impress people you've never met doesn't make it true for the rest of us.

Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :

So you admit to living for the moment in which you can. . .what, disappoint people?

You're doing a good job so far.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

Oh, I forgot. You assume to be a member of the general human population.

Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :

And you're so much better, right? I mean, who wouldn't want to be a cross between a marionet and a puppet?

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

you're just jealous because you couldn't think of a better handle than your name.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Okay, who said it was "give it to sarcastic puppet" night? [Grumble]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

I believe it was your mother, Erik. [Big Grin]

(Darned Ethernet connnection. I can just go on the Internet anytime I want. [Big Grin]

)

[ September 02, 2003, 12:13 AM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

At least he has a real mommy, instead of some seamstress in a prop department.

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

You just can't let a thread die, can you?

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

It's too early to insult you again.

:staggers off to start the coffee:

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Your failing brain is desperate for any excuse to duck out.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

That's faulty deducktive logic, kat. Debug your own brain before emoting about your brother's. [No No]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

At least I can spell 'deductive'.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

You can spell deductive, and you have an ethernet connection. I'll bet the recession didn't phase you at all with that on your resume. [Roll Eyes]

Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :

(bump)

Do you always have to rely on smilies to get your point across?

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Julia, you have the face of an iguana, and the personality to boot.

Oh, and you smell like chicken.

Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :

And apparently in addition to having the brain of a squirrel and the subtlety of a chimpanzee, you can't read. My name is Julie.

Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :

Julie, you don't even deserve the name Julia.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Brain of a squirrel? As both Papa Moose and Saudade can testify to, squirrels are very clever creatures.

And monkeys, well, everyone already knew I was a monkey, so no surprise there.

Oh, and I know your name is Julie. Julia was the name of my dog. I thought it fit much better.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Sweekiness, you essense and presence resembles nothing short of a rat. Creeping along, picking up scraps, you are one of the most hideous looking creatures around. You are a lousy minion, and you have no clue what cool is.

Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :

T, you will never achive the level of sweekiness that I have obtained, therefore, I will always be superior.

[ September 28, 2003, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Her Royal Sweekiness ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

::stares at sweekiness::

Hey, you almost look good enough for me to date.

Almost.

[ September 28, 2003, 02:51 PM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :

I already told you, T. I'm your superior. I'll almost be good enough to date you for the rest of your humble existence. But I'll always be better.

[ September 28, 2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: Her Royal Sweekiness ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Sorry. That was too lame to get a response out of.

Please hang up, and insult again.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

I know I'm suppose to insult Nathan, but HRS post was lame enough to carry over into a second insult.

Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :

lame is way better than the best abstraction you can muster, Ralphie.

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

okay, time for class!
hrs, ralphie, t, please sit down.
actually, hrs, you're suppose to be in the remedial class down the hall. i'm sorry; please leave now.
first, let's talk about how to correctly join clauses. two clauses with the same subject that are joined together do not, i repeat, do not need a comma between them.
and, now, the correct use of the possessive. for example, "ralphie's post." notice how i used an apostrophe s? yes, that would be how you show possession.
oh, and, yo mama so stupid she could trip over a cordless phone.
[Taunt]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
lame is way better than the best abstraction you can muster, Ralphie.

Nice effort.

Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :

I'd say the same about your diet.

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

wow, these back and forth insults are rather pathetic. much like a kitten with only three legs crawling through the sahara desert toward the mirage of a large bowl of milk.

[ September 28, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

quote:
I'd say the same about your diet.

::winces::

I think I'm gonna let you guys take it from here. Considering Sweekie pooled all her resources together to come up with that, if I continued insulting her it would be like using a flamethrower to fight off someone coming out you with a pointed stick.

I'm not sure I could morally justify it.

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

yeah, sure, just ignore me. MY insults were intelligent. hmmmm...maybe that's why you ignored them. they're too intelligent for you.

[ September 28, 2003, 04:42 PM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

Ignoring you is insulting, neh?

[Razz]

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

[Frown]

you found my weakness.

Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :

Not that it was hard. Oh, and are you incapable of using a capitol letter every once in a while? It's the way smart people start their sentences. Try it and maybe you'll fool someone.

Posted by Her Royal Sweekiness (Member # 5747) on :

do you mean Capital, Julie?

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

all the cool people don't capitalize. but i do use a lot of capitol letters, such as the letters in the word "letter".
L--nashviLLe
E--tallahassEE
T--ausTin
R--sacRamento

[ September 28, 2003, 09:20 PM: Message edited by: Rappin' Ronnie Reagan ]

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Yeah, but you're still a butthead.