quote:Yeah, but I don't know if I have enough money to pay all of you guys off like I did with Bob . . .
Bob spoke well of your parenting . . .
quote:*sigh*
Who knows how long before the Big Mouse calls him back?
quote:*is very disturbed*
We'll give her back when we're through with her, in her original upright position, even.
quote:Hey! What'd we do?
Psst. Next on my list of areas to devastate-- the Pacific coast.
code:
§ § § § § (waves o' stink)
_________
|Wisconsin|----------\\
|in flames|-----------\\
|_________| <== \\------\\
\\ \\------\\ (flames o' burnination)
\\ \\
\\ \\
\\------\\ -------
{flames o' \\------\\ \ /
Old Guy Poop™) \\ \ /
\\ \ /
\\ V
___________________
(Flames reflect off of | Beautiful Florida |
protective shield made \__________ |
from the used Depends | |
of retirees.) \ o o |
\ O | <===== (Tom and Christy)
\ | (Who are with US and
\__/ not you!)
quote:Sample Menu for Jiko
Um, what's served at an African-themed restaurant, anyway?
quote:Hmmm. Well, the fake frondy things are convincing, and the wiggling was exquisitely done. Excellent content to the argument as well.
*quickly crafts decoy TomD and Christy from palm fronds and leaves them out where Wisconsin Hatrackers can see them*
<ahem, cough, cough> Help! Save us! We've been kidnapped by the wily and handsome Floridians who are much slimmer than photos would have you believe! Please rush down here without thinking logically and save us!
*wiggles the fake Davidsons convincingly, waits*
quote:Yes.
Can you make me much slimmer than I appear in pics, too?
quote:I've heard the same thing goes for Bob.
while they're sleeping, it's okay to use flash photography but a real bad idea to sneak up and poke them for a better picture?