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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I have ten posts I need. This is one of them.

Say something interesting to make this thread not a blatant cheat for a specific post count.
 
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
"something interesting"

Did you know that the average human brain weighs 14lbs?
 
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
And why aren't you back in chat, where you ought to be? Hmm?
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Yes, I agree. Get back here and give us some Ralphie luvin!
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Waffles.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Very interesting, jeniwren.

::nods head as if jeniwren is extremely fascinating::
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
I guess I actually only needed nine in total.

Six now. [Smile]

Okay, more interesting stuff.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I posted a thread just for you to respond "lol" on. So go use it.
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
I'm here. The thread is now interesting.

Voila!
 
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
 
Mabon Sabbat Information
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Waffles aren't interesting? [Frown]
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Not without arms and 2 eyes they're not.
 
Posted by Lazer King (Member # 4580) on :
 
Ralphie-
1- What is your secret for scouting and encouraging cool noobies?

2- How do you tell a cool noobie from a goober noobie?
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Cool newbies compliment Ralphie more than me. Goober newbies compliment me more than Ralphie.
 
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
<3
 
Posted by LadyDove (Member # 3000) on :
 
Ooops- didn't notice that John's SN was logged on.
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Fact: I don't know any interesting facts, straight offhand.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
LazerKing - Very interesting questions. (Or, let's say for the sake of arguement they are.)

Cool n00bs and g00ber n00bs can be deciphered one of two ways: First, are they all about the Ralphie Luv? This is essential to seamlessly join the motif that is Hatrack. Being all about the Ralphie Luv can manifest itself in many ways. Abject worship, fanboy and/or fangirling, allowing Ralphie to hit you up for cash when she may just be waiting for that paycheck to come in on Friday and she'll pay you right back she swears, and many other ways that benefit the community as a whole. Learning to be all about the Ralphie Luv, should it not come easily for you, is imperative and well-rewarding.

Second, are they all about the Ralphie Luv? It cannot be stressed enough how this will make or break a newbie. For quality instructions, see above methods.

If you can answer yes to either of these questions than you, too, are a cool n00b.

[ September 09, 2003, 02:22 AM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Fact: I was a goober newbie.
 
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
That's okay, Ralphie, you don't have to patronize me. I know I'm not exactly Ralphie-level fascination material.

But I do have pink hair, which the kids at church tonight thought was hilarious.
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
I'll tell ya what luv Ralphie is all about... [Evil]
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
No, I wasn't patronizing Jeniwren. I had a friend who does that for EVERYONE, and I find it really funny. So, when I think something is interesting, especially in a comical setting such as this, I emulate it.

But, you know, since you don't know her or the running joke, I can totally see how it would come across that way.

Sorry. [Frown]

Hey, kids - Third way to be cool n00b: don't patronize jeniwren, unlike Ralphie, who is not a cool n00b.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
EG - o rilly
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
My favorite paradoxical trivia: sub-Saharan Africa has both the highest fertility rate and the highest in fertility rate of any region on Earth.

From the same short article, people make love 100 million times a day, as a total, on average.

source:UN-WHO
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
Yeh. Rilly.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
O RILLY
 
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
Darn me. I really need to use smilies more often. I was smiling. Patronize me all you want. I like it. [Wall Bash] [Smile]

I am keeping track of how often the exalted, regal, cheeto-loving Ralphie writes a post specifically to me.

It makes my evening. [Smile]
 
Posted by @Ease (Member # 3066) on :
 
I want to join the Ralphie fan club and get my "I LUV RALPHIE" pin.

Where do I sign-up?
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
quote:
O RILLY
I don't think that should count. It's kinda redundant, don't you think?
 
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
 
*is obviously a cool newb, then*

All [Hail] Ralphie!

*bends wookies with impunity*
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
Jeniwren, you and Ralphie should do a combined landmark, you're both so close to round numbers.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
What the frell do you think post whoring is?

<--pimp of postwhores
<--knows postwhoring very well
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Well, you're going to get my last post-whoring attempt, jeniwren.

Next post will be 5000. (You're awfully close to 3k, yourself, sweetie. [Smile] )

And, of course, a landmark shall follow. If you're lucky. [Razz]

Post-whoring *out*
 
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Aw, Ralphie, you're a sweetie.

<3
 
Posted by Ethics Gradient (Member # 878) on :
 
Damn. I was going to say all sorts of flattering things about Ralphie's gorgeous eyes, brilliant rack and attractive figure - not to mention her amazing sense of humour, caring personality and keen intellect - so taht she'd have to use her 5,000th post to respond.

But I guess I've been foiled. [Wink]
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
you're going to get my last post-whoring attempt--Ralphie

Irish cop: Sure, sure ya are, lassie. And me mother's the Madonna. Now go on with yez, ya post-whore.
 
Posted by Deirdre (Member # 4200) on :
 
Hey, Ralphie! I just had the most facinating idea! I was just thinking--

Oh, drat. Too late.

*sigh*
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
Thanks for the invite to chat, and for putting me on your buddy list, Toni.

I feel so special now. [Blushing]
I don't chat much, but you are on my list, okay?
 
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
I got the last post. [Party]
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
quote:
But I do have pink hair, which the kids at church tonight thought was hilarious.
You showed the kids at church?? [Eek!]
 
Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :
 
Of course. I show everyone. [Evil Laugh]
 
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 
quote:
*bends wookies with impunity*
This just sounds dirty to me.
 
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
So it's not just me, then.
 
Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
 
No. I'd say wookie bending has definite dirty connotations. And not just to Ralphie.

Q.
 


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