What is it about wearing a fun pair of panties or a brand new bra that makes one feel so warm and fuzzy inside? It almost bolsters one's confidence and brightens their whole outlook on that day.
It's like you have your own little naughty secret that no one will ever know about. "I'm wearing pink panties today, and you have no idea!"
From red silk to yellow giraffes; polka dots or stripes; your favorite Disney character or your sexiest thong; the possiblilities are endless. And no one has to know but you.
So pick your favorite, and wear it with pride!
-jamaha
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
I like this newbie. Registers and the first post is a thread about panties. Hope she stays.
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
*is trying DARN hard to think of something to say*
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Welcome to Hatrack, Jamaha!
[ September 11, 2003, 02:20 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Unless you're an oldbie playing a joke, in which case. Awesome joke choice!
Welcome anyhow! Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
Yeah. What Ryu said.
...and where in the WORLD is Ralphie?
I find it scary that not a SINGLE pervy Hatracker has responded to this yet.
...besides me and Ryu, that is.
[ September 11, 2003, 02:39 AM: Message edited by: Zotto! ]
Posted by ak (Member # 90) on :
A friend and I wrote a blues song about this very phenomenon once, called the new underwear song.
I can't remember how it goes, now, and his verses were borderline naughty, anyway, but it was about how even though my baby left me I don't even care, cause I went out and got me some new underwear. <laughs>
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
I agree jamaha. I LOVE a new bra. The really expensive kind. The leopard print kind. It's great. Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Zotto - You just want me to talk about my underwear.
Perv.
Posted by 2 (Member # 4107) on :
Man, I am really missing out. I climb out of the shower into a fresh pair of boxers, and never give them a second thought!
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Doesn't everyone love a fresh pair of panties or a band new bra? I thought it was implied here... Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Yes. Absolutely. New pretty underwear. Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :
I know exactly what you mean! I throw on a fun new pair of Powerpuff Girls panties and I'm ready to face the day!
Oops. I wasn't going to mention that out loud just yet...
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Chris.
*Cough* Erm, I mean, *pat, pat*. Posted by Rasputin (Member # 5409) on :
"Welcome, to this week's Wild Kingdom, brought to you by Mutual of Jamaha."
Finally, Ryuko has some newbie backup for her "pervey missions."
Morbo
Posted by T. Analog Kid (Member # 381) on :
not surprisingly, Chris beat me
[to the joke, you sickos]
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Zotto, you may want to avoid the phrase "DARN hard" in future panty threads.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
"Welcome, to this week's Wild Kingdom, brought to you by Mutual of Jamaha."
Morbo. That was great.
Posted by Human (Member # 2985) on :
Is this in any way related to 'fresh dingling feelings'?
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Me, I'm underwhelmed. Jamalha's specifically talking about underwear that, she says, NO ONE will see. What a waste. Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Sooooo many lines.
Sooooo little time.
Guess I'll go with the old classic.
Wearing a new pair of panties, pink or wild red, does not give you near the feeling of hidden joy, power, and confidence as I get when I put on that new pair of chain mesh underwear.
Sure it binds, but if feels sooooo good when it does.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
hahaha
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Dan - It's the binding that let's you know it's working.
[ September 11, 2003, 12:39 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
oooh, and its working right now.
How come everytime you post, my chain mail binds?
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
This song came on a few seconds before I opened this thread.
Secret Smile by Semisonic
quote: Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me
So use it and prove it Remove this whirling sadness I'm losing, I'm bluesing But you can save me from madness
Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me Nobody knows it but you've got a secret smile And you use it only for me
So save me I'm waiting I'm needing, hear me pleading And soothe me, improve me I'm grieving, I'm barely believing now, now
When you are flying around and around the world And I'm lying alonely I know there's something sacred and free reserved And received by me only
Now I can't help but think that he's talking about those yellow happy face underwear dealies.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
quote: oooh, and its working right now.
How come everytime you post, my chain mail binds?
Posted by peterh (Member # 5208) on :
Personally I feel that way more about new socks.
In a perfect world where money was no object I would only wear a pair of socks once. Once they're dirty and once they've been washed, that new feeling is gone and Never comes back... Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Dan, your cmu comment made me burst out laughing. Literally. That's annoying when that happens!!!
(I think CMU should hereby and forever be recognized as the acronym for Chain Mesh Underwear.)
[ September 11, 2003, 06:39 PM: Message edited by: Narnia ]
Posted by Sweet William (Member # 5212) on :
I've learned two very cool phrases today:
CMU and
Guantanamo Gulag
I just ADORE this place.
I'd talk about my underwear, but all the other Mormons would get mad at me.
Let's just say, there's only one way to know which crickets are the Mormon crickets.
Posted by jamaha (Member # 4874) on :
Thanks for the warm welcome, Hatrack! (Ryu & Zotto, I've been lurking since March, and wanted to start with a bang, but I'll take it as a compliment that you suspected I was an oldbie. )
TomD: That's part of the fun, the fact that it's your little secret. But a close friend or roommate can sometimes share in the joy.
One thing I forgot to mention before: You know it's time to do your wash when you are down to just your "Grandma" underwear. It's so depressing when that happens. Yeah, that's all.
This wasn't supposed to be that kind of thread! (But I should have realized this would happen on Hatrack...I was however looking forward to a discussion of CMU.)
(And Chris, if you don't get help here, please, get help somewhere. )
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Welcome jamaha, and great start!!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
I wish every newbie started off with a post this awesome.
But how on earth did you manage to register and then not post for 177 days? That's some freakin' insane willpower right there!
Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :
Really. My opening posts were a political essay and a homosexual argument.
Underwear was a much better choice.
Posted by Godric (Member # 4587) on :
MrSquicky:
quote:Now I can't help but think that he's talking about those yellow happy face underwear dealies.
I have a pair of these!... That glow in the dark!
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
See, Ryan, when I read your early posts I actually DID think they were about your over-binding undies. Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
quote: I wish every newbie started off with a post this awesome.
Make me feel insignificant, why don't you. Oh well, the truth hurts.
Jamaha, if you've been lurking since March, you're an older-than-mebie, so I can't really welcome you so much, but I will anyway...
Welcome.
EDIT: One third of a post more and I'll be a third of the way to 1000!
[ September 11, 2003, 09:03 PM: Message edited by: Teshi ]
Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :
Ralphie talking about my undies.
Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
Dahling, nobody's undies are safe from Ralphie.
Posted by MrSquicky (Member # 1802) on :
Godric, I find that, after a while, all of my undies glow in the dark.
Wait, I probably shouldn't have shared that.
Posted by martha (Member # 141) on :
My coolest pair of underwear is purple with a multi-bright-colored crochet'd panel on the front.
My bras are wonderful, but unfortunately they are all the same. I have only ever found one model of bra that fits me -- it comes in white, black, beige, and pink. I hate beige and pink. When I want to feel sexy, I wear the black ones.
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
My coolest pair is white.
Of course, my least cool pair is white also . . .
Posted by Bricks-N-Sandwiches (Member # 5603) on :
At the risk of sounding like the married COMPLETELY monogomous perv that I am...my Favourite part about a new pair of panties is taking them off (my wife!) that first time = ) Like unwrapping a brand new present...uhh I think I'll stop now before the hate mail starts...
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
Jamaha has a point. NOTHING like putting on a fresh leopard-print thong. You get that lifting-an-empty-can-of-soda-but-expecting-it-to-be-full sensation all day long! Plus, getting strip-searched at airports turns into an adventure!
Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :
O_O
Posted by Zotto! (Member # 4689) on :
By God, as I love my undergarments I love this thread.
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
Zotto makes an interesting proposition.
L sub U = L sub T
Where L sub U is the amount of love one has for their undergarments, and L sub T is the love someone has for this thread. I think it makes quite a neat little theorm.
<--*Is just using defense mechanisms to deflect the fact that I don't have any panities. *
Hobbes Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
quote: It's like you have your own little naughty secret that no one will ever know about. "I'm wearing pink panties today, and you have no idea!"
You'd like to think that, wouldn't you? Posted by sarahdipity (Member # 3254) on :
I find velvet underwear to be quite fun especially in the winter months. But why does the underwear always have a netted back? That just seems like it's asking for trouble.
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
quote:My coolest pair of underwear is purple with a multi-bright-colored crochet'd panel on the front.
I had a very unfortunate misreading of one of the words in this sentence.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
Ok I've just determined that I need to go underwear shopping. All my bras are actually wearing out, so it is legitmate and I need a legitimate excuse in order for my frilly side to show.
Since I'm not a normal female, I need ettiquet advice.
Is shopping for underwear an intensely personal thing?
Or is it something properly done like going to the bathroom, in female herds?
If it is properly done in Herd I think we definitely need a Jatraquero lingere shopping day. People whose attendance would be mandatory, include CT, Christy, Vana and xenra!
AJ
(after this post I'm sure Vana and Christy are scared that I know where they live)
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
I endorse this activity.
Posted by ak (Member # 90) on :
jamaha, you've certainly made a hit with your first post! Welcome to hatrack! <smiles a shy and secret smile>
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I once actually went underwear shopping with a group of women I work with. From what I understood from the event, herd shopping is fine.
Co-ed underwear shopping is frowned upon.
Leaving the two guys in the group standing around Victoria's Secret while the women are in the changing room is, well, just not a good idea from anyone's vantage point.
I learned more about bra's that day than any man has a right to know.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
I got kicked out of a Victoria's Secret once....but that's an entirely different story....nevermind me...
Posted by ssywak (Member # 807) on :
I'm wearing polka-dot bra and panties right now. And I like it!
--Steve
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
HELLLOOOO boyyss, and you others too. This is Darth Mauve talking, the Pink sabered Sith-y who created the idea if the Clone Army, after all, who else would think of row upon loveable row of big burly men in tight plastic outfits.
Underwear? What fun is that.
I created the idea of a Commando Jedi, if you know what I mean.
Darth Mauve, I put the Sith in Sissy
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
That made me smile....thank you. I needed that.
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
I was actually taken along with a group of coworkers to go shopping. The original idea was to go shopping for me (which I suppose was both insulting and fun at the same time), but it ended up that the first store we went to was for them (5 girls), and that store was Victoria's Secret. I think girls are extremely funny when shopping for underwear in herds, especially when they ask the blushing guy if it would look good on them.
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