thank you for your time.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
O_O
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Hey, Supes, go fly by Jamaha and take a peek with that x-ray vision of yours. Let us know if she's got a reason to be in a good mood again today.
Posted by Superman (Member # 3706) on :
LOL You don't need xray vision for that. Just "a smoooove pimpdaddy who luvs da ladies" Where're Jay and Silent Bob when you need them?
Posted by Superman (Member # 3706) on :
Oh and who's Jamaha?
Posted by Superman (Member # 3706) on :
Nevermind, saw the thread.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
Hiya, Superman! Seen that Clark Kent guy anywhere around? He looks kinda like you, actually, except with glasses.
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
And his panties are beneath his clothes...
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I think Batman can kick your butt.
[ September 12, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: sarcasticmuppet ]
Posted by Superman (Member # 3706) on :
Yeah but I heard Clark Kent's kind of a sissy. A real pushover. Took him three movies to close the deal with a chick that was throwing it at him.
[ September 12, 2003, 12:38 PM: Message edited by: Superman ]
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
^_^ That made me smile, thank you.
Posted by Superman (Member # 3706) on :
As for Batman, he's just a whiny kid with a bad back and a technogeek butler. If someone points an uzi at my head, I'd rather have my bullet impervious skin than his little plastic gadgets.
Posted by Sweet William (Member # 5212) on :
Supes, buddy. I was wondering.....
Um, since you're not using the name Kal-El much anymore.....
I was thinking about changing my name to that, cause it is such a cool name, and somewhat Jewish in origin (from what I hear).
Is that cool with you?
BTW, are you Jewish?
Posted by Superman (Member # 3706) on :
Oh I suppose you can use it. But I insist that you use a capital "i" instead of an "l" at the end of the names. Simply because the name Kai E-i entertains me, even if it looks like Kal-El
[ September 12, 2003, 01:09 PM: Message edited by: Superman ]
Posted by Darth_Mauve (Member # 4709) on :
Ohh, I just aaaddoooorrre a man in tight tights.
Its me, Darth Mauve, the one and only Sith Queen, and Sith Lord, depending on my wardrobe.
I just had to comment on Mr. Man-of-Steel. That's how I love my men, Steel and tights, what a combo.
Actually, I was attracted by the Woooshing. I've been Wooshing for years. I've been swishing for years too. I'll match my swish with your woosh any day cutie.
Me and you have a lot in common, big boy. You have a big S on your manly chest. I love big mannly chests and their S's too.
You come out of a phone booth. I come out of a closet.
You fly. I'm just a bit light in my loafers.
Our only difference is that you put on a pair of glasses and pass for normal. I won't ever pass.
Love
Darth Mauve I puth the Sith in Sithy.
Posted by Sweet William (Member # 5212) on :
That is so sweet. Let me know if you two need a room. I'll get you one on hotwire.
Posted by Lois Lane (Member # 5651) on :
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Lois, looks like you're free later on tonite?
Posted by Ron Post (Member # 5658) on :
-shift in-
>waits<
[ September 13, 2003, 08:03 PM: Message edited by: Ron Post ]
Posted by Ron Post (Member # 5658) on :
>Arms krypton radiation bomb.<
-shift out-
[ September 13, 2003, 08:02 PM: Message edited by: Ron Post ]
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
eep!
::runs away::
Posted by Lois Lane (Member # 5651) on :
*disarms kryptonite bomb*
*places in lead box*
Oh, Superman, want to take care of this?
Posted by Ron Post (Member # 5658) on :
-shift in-
Boy, you really get around!
>produces hand grenade< >pulls pin< >drops grenade<