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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

The other day someone here asked how do you train a cat.

Pappa Moose answered, "Tie it to the tracks."

I found that amusing.

Today I took my parents out for their anniversary. I told the joke.

My father laughed so hard he almost fell out of his wheel chair.

I thought he was having another stroke.

Bad Pappa Moose. [No No]

You are too funny for our own good.

[ September 14, 2003, 08:26 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Who knows what evil lurks in the heart of Pop?

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

There's no evil in the person who shares literature homework with the forgetful kid in the back of the room!!
[Smile]

"Remember, the enemy's gate is down"

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

wiecz, you don't have the coffee stains on your terminal yet from reading Pop's posts.

The man is funny. [ROFL]

(glad to see you posting over here though!)

Posted by The Shadow (Member # 5663) on :

I know. Mwhahahaha

Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :

The Shadow knows evil--the movie--pure rotting evil.

Remember, the enemies zipper is down

[ September 14, 2003, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Dan_raven ]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Was that anything like Darkman?

Posted by wieczorek (Member # 5565) on :

Hmmm...evil rots? Hah, is that humorous? Rotten
[Smile]

"Remember, the enemy's gate is down"

Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :

Did I say that? Sorry. Hope your dad's ok. I won't make any more jokes, just in case.

Not even when a line like "I thought he was having another stroke" beckons for my tagline.

--Pop

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

At least he didn't pull out the "man with a wooden leg named Smith" joke.

Funny?

No?

OK.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

That was good Annie. You get a cookie. [Cool]

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

Yay! I get a cookie. (or a biscuit - that would be more appropriate)

Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :

By the way, I enjoy your continued use of the blind smiley. He needs all the lovin' he can get.

[ September 15, 2003, 12:18 AM: Message edited by: Annie ]

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

"Bad dog, you ate my bisquit!"
"Who are you judge me, you mankind with your wars and murderers and your killing. All I did was eat a bisquit? Was that so wrong?"
"Um... I guess not. Here... um... have another bisquit."
-Eddie Izzard (The Funniest Man Alive, IMO)

[ September 15, 2003, 12:21 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]

Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :

Eddie Izzard.

*claps*

Dressed To Kill....

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

That joke in particular was on Glorius. Both have a unique flavor to it, but I prefer Glorius. Something about speed boats and huge eff-off beards and "Baby G"