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Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :

ARRRR!

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

I a pirate too
Parrots are part of the crew
Dead birds tell no tales

Posted by GuybrushThreepwood (Member # 5005) on :

Meat loving poodles,
I am a mighty pirate
Three headed monkey

Posted by Posable_Man (Member # 5105) on :

Grog is good to drink
But you peed in your hammock
Walk the plank, you dog

Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :

Johnny Hot Hot Hot
Orlando Hot Hot Hot Hot
Geoffrey Rot Rot Rot

Posted by GuybrushThreepwood (Member # 5005) on :

Guybrush Threepwood's wit,
Proved he was only a twit
But couldn't be matched

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

Pirates were victims
Of these thieves of our mates, "The
Dread Pirate Robbers"

Posted by Aye-Ayelar (Member # 5701) on :

Landlubbers avast!
What will ye do tonight with
This drunken sailor?

Posted by Dread Pirate_Smith (Member # 4780) on :

Throw him in the fridge
Till he's a sober pirate
Early during dawn.

That parrot makes us sound like criminals and scalywags. Many thanks, Mr. Parrot, for spreading the fear.

Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :

a green-grey smooth slate--
break the ocean's summer calm!
step off the plank scum!

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I guess exclamation points aren't really part of the form, but for pirate haiku -- highly appropriate.

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

Yo Ho, Yo Ho, A
Pirates life for me--Disney
Song is annoying

A small world, the song
Repeated ad nauseum
Makes pirates seem cool

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

Jack Sparrow crazy
Acts like he is always drunk
Don't blow up his ship

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

Loved that link! These are my favorites:

Dyslexic pirates
Make outstanding cheerleaders.
Their cry rings out, "Rahhhh!"

Why are we sitting
on a dead man's chest? No one
taught us C.P.Arrrrrrrr!

Posted by Avadarrrru (Member # 5702) on :

Announcement not made
Piracy not promoted
Jen and I are sad.

Lubbers be damned, arrr!
Give me a ship and a sword
Piracy's for me.

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

The Laws of Pirates
More like suggested guidelines
Parley? Not likely.

Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :

I am a pirate
I have one eye and one leg
Please don't take my arm.
Yar!!!!

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

Favorite line was
"Who came up with Parley?" "Ah,
That would be the French."

Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :

Qualities of Youth
Hairy, Stinky, Ugly, Dumb
Best pirate ever!

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

Brandy? A fine girl
What a good wife you will be.
But my love? The sea.

Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :

RIAA is gonna get you for that!

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

Thats "Arrrgh" Aye AA today.

Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :

the swish of coarse silk
a prelude to coursing blood
splattering like roses

Posted by dan_parrot (Member # 5692) on :

Besides, I'm a squawk'n parrot.

I'd like to see a duel between PETA and Arrr Aye AA. Wouldn't you?

Posted by Erik Blackheart (Member # 5610) on :

Darn video discs--
Not compatible
With my system!

[ September 19, 2003, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Erik Blackheart ]

Posted by Youth ap Orem (Member # 5582) on :

The Arrrggghhh!!! Aye AA
Young or Old, Man or Parrot
It's the same to them.

Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :

a tiny splinter
nestled in my palm like a
pirate in his bunk

Posted by Zalmoxis (Member # 2327) on :

a wet canvas tongue
oily and heavy as whales
damn fool rum rations

Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :

Stranded on island
Why must we burn all the rum?
I must have my rum!

Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :

A ship and gold,
broken mast and cries for help;
Pirate attraction

Posted by Bonny Mad Jenny (Member # 5609) on :

Arrr rr rrrr rr rrrr
Arrr rrr rrr arrr rrr rr rrrr
Arrr rr rrr rrrr rr

Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :

quote:
Jack Sparrow crazy
Acts like he is always drunk
Don't blow up his ship

quote:
Stranded on island
Why must we burn all the rum?
I must have my rum!