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Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

That she'd like to quit telling things to Jeffrey and start posting again on Hatrack.

That's what I hear, anyway.

[Hat]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

*consults magic 8 ball*

The magic 8 ball says "The stars in favor." Looks like it's a go! [Smile]

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

That would be great! Bonduca is one of my favorite Hatrackers in Hiding.

Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :

Come back to the fold, my lamb.

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

Anybody want to lay a small wager? [Wink]

Jeff

Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :

If Bonduca started posting again, so would I (I mean more regularly). I miss her. [Cry]

Posted by Patsy (Member # 5699) on :

I have a couple of coconuts I'd be willing to throw in the pot.

Jeff, I'd love to see bonduca come back. But since you have too much influence on the outcome, I don't think I'd like to bet on it. [Smile]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

Bonduca says touch your toes.

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

I love the name Patsy. Best comedy name EVER. [Big Grin]

Posted by Patsy (Member # 5699) on :

I'm thinking I may have to keep using it long term. I'm growing very fond of Patsy. Though I must admit that being male is odd. [Big Grin]

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

Patsy,

Ah well, so much for making a little quick cash. [Wink]

Jeff

Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

I'm sorry to report that Bonduca was, in reality, Jeffrey's feminine side. The kickboxing pictures posted were of a model hired for the day.

I wasn't going to say anything, but this has gone on too far. Please don't ask me how I know this, all I will say is: if you meet someone online and hit it off, always, always meet them in person before agreeing to... certain things. That's all I'm saying.

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

[ROFL]

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

I'm telling you, Chris. It's imperative to get the money FIRST.

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

Chris,

You do have to admit, it was a wonderful weekend we spent together.

Jeff

Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :

Yes, yes! Return!

Then we can have a couple more threads about how Hatrack has swung to the left. [Big Grin]

[ September 23, 2003, 03:08 PM: Message edited by: Caleb Varns ]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Speaking of joking to the square... [Wink]

Posted by Chris Bridges (Member # 1138) on :

I admit nothing.

Sigh...

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

Bonduca says kneel down.

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :

Bonduca says "this is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you".

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

You know, we could make Bonduca the new puppet. I mean, recognizable name, and Jeff seems pretty certain she isn't coming back.

"Bonduca likes the saxon75 tribute threads and thinks there should be more."

Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :

Bonduca now says "this is going to hurt you more than it's going to hurt me".

[Smile]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

What on earth is Bonduca talking about?

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

You know, I've never met this bonduca person, but she sounds pretty awesome to me.

Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :

quote:
What on earth is Bonduca talking about?

Bonduca replies "<wave of hand> you don't need their identification; move along".

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Bonduca's on crack. She's waving her hand around and making cute little threats.

Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :

Wow, a twofer? Maybe even a threesome? Bonduca and Olivet? And I bet Caleb would post more often. How cool would that be?

Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :

Unfortunately, it probably won't lure Belle back.

Well, actually, Olivet's return to regular posting might spur Belle to come back.

Posted by jeniwren (Member # 2002) on :

I thought Belle was just busy off having a life.

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

You know, my first thought SHOULD be that I would be really happy to have Bonduca back (and I'm not saying I wouldn't), but instead it's, "Yes! That way people can compare registry dates repeatedly and NOT say, 'Ralphie - you're like the NEW Bonduca.'"

Bonduca and I are very, very different creatures. Which is why we're so stinking foxy. She is of the Audrey Hepburn variety, and I am of the Mae West variety.

And ne'er the twain shall meet, dammit! [Mad]

[ September 23, 2003, 05:41 PM: Message edited by: Ralphie ]

Posted by Storm Saxon (Member # 3101) on :

Sounds like Ralphie to me...

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Holy moly, those are some great lines!

quote:
Women with "pasts" interest men because men hope that history will repeat itself.

*snicker* No doubt!

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

quote:
Don't come crawlin' to a man for love--he likes to get a run for his money.

Don't cry for a man who's left you--the next one may fall for your smile.

Don't marry a man to reform him--that's what reform schools are for.

Don't keep a man guessing too long--he's sure to find the answer somewhere else.

*takes notes*

Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :

I love Mae West.

This is my motto: "The score never interested me, only the game."

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

Bonduca says "Don't do drugs"!

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

**preempitvely burninates bonduca**

Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :

I miss Bonduca, too. Come back, Bonduca! [Smile]

~Jane~

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

You'all are wasting your time.... [Wink]

Jeff

Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :

Jeff....

You're her, huh?

Posted by Jeffrey Getzin (Member # 1972) on :

For all practical purposes, yes .... [Smile]

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

Does that mean we can invoke her?

"Bonduca only reports posts with too many Monty Python references."

Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :

[quote]
posted September 23, 2003 09:39 PM
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Jeff....

You're her, huh?
--------------------------------------------------For all practical purposes, yes ....

[quote]

How about some impractical purposes? Would she come back for those?

[Razz]