Hatrack River Forum: It's time the tale was told.....

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Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Head Ditch Digger, aka Scott Craner, aka Scooter, aka my newly adopted brother has four nipples.

That is all.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

[ROFL]

Laughing too hard for a come back give me a second.

Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :

We knew that already.

Rita told.

Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :

Build 'em up high to just drop 'em down splat?

Too cruel!

Edit: j/k

[ September 24, 2003, 05:59 PM: Message edited by: Shan ]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

It's hard to overcome truth, bro.

Just admit it.

it looks like this...

[Smile]

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

he's not denying anything!!!! [Eek!]

Posted by Patsy (Member # 5699) on :

One for each of your children?

Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :

thanks for the visual Trogdor.
[Evil]

HA!

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

Well at least I have....well let's just say I am still trying to figure out how your wife had four kids....

oh wait, I guess that would only kep you from having kids.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Ya ya ya

FOUR NIPPLES!!

SCOTT HAS FOUR NIPPLES!!!

HA HA HA!

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

I am comfortable in my deformity.

Are you?

Posted by Shan (Member # 4550) on :

Jeesh - a woman trying to nurse triplets would die for that "deformity" -

At least one nipple would get a break every two hours or so . . . [Big Grin]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Well, having gone to Lake Powell with HDD, I'll just have to say we were never lacking milk for breakfast cereal.

The bad thing, however, is that his father has put him on estrogen, and boy those mothers almost look like, well, full-on boobies.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

Hey Pat why did you shave your goatee?

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Because Dad said only gay men sport goatees.

To be totally honest, I have regrown it. I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality.

Do you want to tell everyone about that bikini top you were wearing?

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator's Mom (Member # 5720) on :

Now, boopsie! You stop telling secrets about your cousin, or I'll have to tell the nice people about your skin condition!

((((Trogdor))))

Oh, he's so cute!

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

quote:
I'm comfortable with my heterosexuality

Yes but is your wife comfortable with it?

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

You know, my life was a whole lot better before I was introduced to the idea of HDD lactating.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Yes Scott. She's fine with it.

To be totally honest, you can't see Scott's nipples unless you look for them, I prefer to call them 'nubbins.'

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

The look more like acne.

At least till they start leaking.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

*buys a ten foot poll*
*thinks better of it*

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

His nipples have smiley faces on them?

[Angst]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

I'm sorry, they don't have smiley faces on them.

They have these

[Angst]

instead.

It's strangely, um... strange.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

The sad fact is that, Tammy, our sister, actually does have three nipples.

[ September 24, 2003, 07:44 PM: Message edited by: Head Ditch Digger ]

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

Youch! Now that's going too far. Take it back.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

Ask her. no lie.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

I'm not going to let you talk about my sister like that.

I'm telling mom.

Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :

Tattle-tale.

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator's Mom (Member # 5720) on :

Now you boys just stop arguing and wash up, it's almost time for dinner!

[ September 24, 2003, 08:11 PM: Message edited by: Trogdor the Burninator's Mom ]

Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :

O_o And I thought this was a squeaky-clean, nice forum... The kind I could bring home to mom....

Posted by MacBeth (Member # 5670) on :

[ROFL]

*Lurk* *lurk* *lurk*

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

This is the second most disturbing thing I've witnessed today.

Posted by Zevlag (Member # 1405) on :

What was the first?

Posted by Trogdor the Burninator (Member # 4894) on :

looking at his own booblets.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

celia's picture of Natalie.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

Trogdor, that's actually close enough.

Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :

[Angst]

Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :

Must really draw stares on cold days as people start counting. [Eek!]

Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :

T, did you get one picture or both? Because for a while she unleashed BOTH abominations upon my forum.

Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :

I think I got the really really wrong one. It was... wrong... and attractive... and wrong... yet really oddly sexy...