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Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Rampaging over the desert, clutching a studded crowbar, cometh Ryuko! And she gives a low roar:

"I'm going to smash you with such wanton cruelty, you will polymorph into a succubus!!"

What's yours?
 

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Posted by Jexxster (Member # 5293) on :
 


I entered my user name I use here to see what popped out and, well, let's just say there would be quite o' bit o' autocensoring going on. Wasn't prepared for that.

Used my real first name I got this:

Running amidst the wasteland, carrying a sharpened screwdriver, cometh Peter! And he gives a booming howl:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I swear that on this night, you shall dine in hell!!!"

Sort of catchy, I think I will keep it.

Edit: Forgot the first part.

[ September 24, 2003, 10:28 PM: Message edited by: Jexxster ]
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 

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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting on the hotel lobby! It is Rivka, hands clutching a bladed baseball bat! And with a bloodthirsty scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to transmogrify everything you hold dear!!"

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Hark! Who is that, stalking across the hotel lobby! It is Joe, hands clutching a mighty sword! He grunts homicidally:

"I'm seriously going to beat you so forcibly, your screams will shatter lightbulbs world-wide!!"

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(j/k )
 

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Posted by dkw (Member # 3264) on :
 

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Sprinting through the candy store, brandishing an oversized scalpel, cometh dkw! And she gives a low bellow:

"I'm seriously going to beat you so painfully, the devil himself will plead for mercy!!!"

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I'm not sure that really makes sense.

Okay, this is better

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Zang! Who is that, striding amidst the plains! It is Dana, hands clutching a studded crowbar! And with a gutteral grunt, her voice cometh:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I carve into flesh like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!!"

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Rampaging on the tarmac, swinging a piece of chainlink fence, cometh Jeffrey! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"This one's for you, mom! I destroy all in my path like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

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Shucks, dkw stole my four-year-old on a sugar rampage line.

[ September 24, 2003, 10:39 PM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
 

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Posted by tabithecat (Member # 5228) on :
 
Hark! Who is that, prowling across the tarmac! It is Tabithecat, hands clutching gilded boxing gloves! And with a bloodthirsty roar, her voice cometh:

"I'm seriously going to torment you in such an inhumane manner, the Earth will spin twice as fast!!"

that is one heck of a battle cry, makes me feel all tuff and enpowered.

(which is a big change from how I've been feeling of late)

[ September 24, 2003, 10:53 PM: Message edited by: tabithecat ]
 

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Posted by Emperor Palpatine (Member # 3544) on :
 
Zang! Who is that, sprinting over the cliffs! It is Emperor Palpatine, hands clutching two hardened pitas! He howls homicidally:

"For the love of beatings, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!!"

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Lo! Who is that, sprinting out of the mountains! It is Cruz, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with a vengeful roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to clobber you into the danger zone!"

......danger zone?
 

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Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
I forgot about my real name.... O_o How symptomatic is that?

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Yea, verily: Who is that, rampaging across the plains! It is Abby, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a booming bellow, her voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall discombobulate the entire world!!"

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Lo! Who is that skipping down the sidewalk? Tis' jehovoid, hands brandishing a giant, multi-colored lollipop! And with a voice filled with gaiety and merriment, he sings:

I got a lollipop! Yay! I got a lollipop! Yay! I got a lollipop! Yay!

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Wow, I really got shafted on that one.
 

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Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
 
Great link, Ryuko!

I'd love to know what algorithm they're using. It doesn't depend on the letters, because rearranging my name got different results.
 

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Posted by jexx (Member # 3450) on :
 
Who is that, running amidst the plains! It is Jexx, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! She bellows ominously:

"I'm going to hump you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

*grin*
 

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Posted by jehovoid (Member # 2014) on :
 

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Yea! Who is that man walking backwards on a treadmill? Tis, jehovoid, strumming vigorously on a banjo! And from the depths of his throat he ullulates:

Come 'n listen to my story 'bout a man named Jed...

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What ho! Who goes there doing the electric slide across the floor of the Senate? Why, it's jehovoid! Swinging a computer mouse around his head by the cord, and whispering at the bottom of his lungs, he says...

Be vewwy vewwy quiet, I'm hunting wabbits, huhuhuhhuh.

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(edited for aesthetic purposes)

[ September 25, 2003, 12:12 AM: Message edited by: jehovoid ]
 

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Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
 
Mine is unrepeatable.

Personally, I prefer the good old-fashioned short-but-sweet battle cries. Like Aragorn's "Elendil!" and Gimli's "Baruk Khazad! Khazad ai-menu!"

~Jane~
 

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Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
 
Yea, verily: Who is that, prowling along the tarmac! It is Rappin' Ronnie Reagan, hands clutching a thorned whip! She howls gutterally:

"I'm going to smack you backwards in time!"

Sweet!
 

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Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
 
Running amidst the terrain, wielding gilded boxing gloves, cometh Damien! And he gives a booming bellow:

"I'm going to clobber you for such a long time, your pets won't recognize you!!"

**OR**

"I'm seriously going to hump you with such wanton cruelty, you will not be able to see straight!!!"


 

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Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
 
Springing off of the tarmac, clutching a reflective halberd, cometh Tom Davidson! And he gives a low howl:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!"
 

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Posted by Jeni (Member # 1454) on :
 
With Jeni:

Stalking out of the cliffs, swinging a meaty axe, cometh Jeni! And she gives a gutteral roar:
"I'm going to blow a bullet-hole in you the size of God!!"

With my full name:

Prowling along the hotel lobby, carrying a vorpal blade, cometh Jennifer ___! And she gives a mighty grunt:
"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!!!"


[ September 25, 2003, 12:19 AM: Message edited by: Jeni ]
 

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
My battle cry has always been:

"You may have our land, our women, and our dignity, but you will never have... OUR ATTENTION!!!"

::walks away casually::

Edit:

Though, with your website:

Sprinting out of the desert, carrying a thorned whip, cometh Nathaniel Lee Novak! And she gives an ominous bellow:

"I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!"

Running along the candy store, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh T_Smith! And she gives a mighty scream:

"I'm going to bludgeon you until Western Civilization implodes!!"

[ September 25, 2003, 12:23 AM: Message edited by: T_Smith ]
 

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Hmmm... I forgot to change it to a he.
 

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Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
 

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What Is Your Battle Cry?
Running amidst the tarmac, cutting down all who dare stand
in the way using a bladed baseball bat, cometh Eslaine! And
she gives a vengeful bellow:
"I'm going to clobber you until the sun burns out,
and throw you out the airplane door!!"

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Stalking along the fields, wielding a thorned whip, cometh
Erik Slaine! And he gives a booming grunt:
"In the name of malice, I will bend the enemy to my
wicked will!!"

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Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
Lo! Who is that, stalking across the terrain! It is Morbo, hands clutching a piece of chainlink fence! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"For the love of carnage and discord, I shall traumatize the entire planet!"

Pretty apropos, except for the chainlink.

My first name generated something too dirty to post. Grady is my middle name,

Stalking along the mountains, carrying an oversized scalpel, cometh Grady! And he gives a cruel howl:

"I'm going to punch you until you acquire caulrophobia!!"

(fear of clowns)
 

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Posted by Scythrop (Member # 5731) on :
 
This is my first post here, pleased to meet y'all...

Here it is...

Prowling on the steppes, wielding a burning branch, cometh Scythrop! And he gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to exfoliate you to the bone!!"

-great link
 

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Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
Thanks. And welcome to Hatrack, we hope you enjoy your stay here.
 

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Posted by Tieko (Member # 5594) on :
 
Yes, welcome indeed

Rampaging through the hotel lobby, attacking with an oversized scalpel, cometh Tieko! And he gives a vengeful grunt:

"I'm going to beat you like it's my job!!!"
 

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Posted by Mrs.M (Member # 2943) on :
 

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Sprinting out of the desert, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using two hardened pitas, cometh Kira! And she gives a spectacular cry:

"As sure as predators devour prey, I bring annihilation and cheap beer!"

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I wonder if Leonide would get the same one.
 

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Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
Welcome, Scythrop!

I like this one: "I'm going to spackle you with wasabi!!!" Ouch!

[ September 25, 2003, 05:37 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
 

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Posted by Sopwith (Member # 4640) on :
 
"I'm going to unleash oven cleaner in your pants!"

Oh my...
 

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Posted by asQmh (Member # 4590) on :
 
I liked mine:

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Who is that, running along the tarmac! It is Asqmh, hands clutching a thorned whip! She grunts thunderously:

"I'm going to beat you so badly, you'll reincarnate as an X-file!!!"

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. . .except for the grunting bit. I don't grunt!!

Q.
 

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Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :
 
Lo! Who is that, stalking along the tarmac! It is Mom, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! She bellows mightily:

"I'm going to punch you until time and space have no meaning, then steal your lederhosen!"
 

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Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :
 
"I'm going to cram objects into you from every conceivable angle!!!"

He he he.

But, I have to say, Jehovid's have been the best by a long shot
 

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Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
 

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Hark! Who is that, skulking amidst the fields! It is Eric, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He bellows thunderously:

"I'm going to smash you into a fine spicy powder!!"

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Fine spicy powder
 

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Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
 
I think mine is one of the best so far:

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Hark! Who is that, prowling out of the tarmac! It is Ludosti, hands clutching a reflective halberd! She cries gutterally:

"I'm going to flog you until you are hot and bothered!!!"

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I guess they don't call me lusti for nothing....
 

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Posted by Rita Spankmistress (Member # 3484) on :
 

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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking along the icy wasteland! It is Rita Spankmistress, hands clutching a mighty sword! She screams ominously:

"I'm seriously going to pulverize you until your rump glows, and roll you in creamy neugut!!!"

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Posted by UofUlawguy (Member # 5492) on :
 
Here's a new one:

Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking amidst the mountains! It is UofUlawguy, hands clutching a jeweled meat hammer! He grunts thunderously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I sow darkness and discord until my glands are satisfied!"

Or how about this one:

Striding through the tarmac, wielding buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh *****! And he gives a vengeful scream:

"I'm going to flog you until you deflate, then make toast!"

[ September 25, 2003, 10:54 AM: Message edited by: UofUlawguy ]
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
Cyber Dan - That's cause he's making his up... with sexy results.
 

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Posted by The Rabbit (Member # 671) on :
 
Sprinting over the terrain, carrying a mighty sword, cometh The Rabbit! And she gives a vengeful cry:

"Vengeance and goo flow from my veins! I feel like chicken tonight!!"
 

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I had to...

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Hark! Who is that, sprinting along the fields! It is Bonduca, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a gutteral scream, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to contort you so forcibly, Buddha will explode!!"

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Running across the mountains, cutting down all who dare stand in the way using a mighty sword, cometh George Bush! And he gives a vengeful roar:

"I'm going to clobber you with such disregard for common sense, you will drink poison and piss honey!!"

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Yea, verily: Who is that, stalking across the cliffs! It is Katie, hands clutching a mighty sword! She bellows homicidally:

"This one's for you, mom! I pillage like a four-year-old on a sugar rampage!"

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Prowling across the steppes, carrying a bladed baseball bat, cometh Ralphie! And she gives a bloodthirsty cry:

"I'm going to contort you until you smell like barbeque, and grin like a maniac!!!"

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Clasping perilously onto any semblance of sentient thought, searching futily for some sign of a working sensory apparatus, Ralphie's mind near resonants:

Meow meow meow meow...

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Bursting forth from the den, clutching desperately at his lowering Cheeto-stained sweat-pants, Head Ditch Digger gurgles:

Hold on, Dominos guy, lemme put a shirt on!

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Do me a favor, and just enter in Saxon.
 

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Posted by Head Ditch Digger (Member # 5085) on :
 
Ralphie, how true.
 

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Posted by Ralphie (Member # 1565) on :
 
T_Smith's real-life version...

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Lo! Who is that answering AOL phone calls into the night and solving the problems of the on-line world?! It is Nathan, and he queries as his voice cracks in triumphant teenager subtlety:

Am I popular now? When do the chicks start rolling in!"

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Do me a favor, and just enter in Saxon.

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Prowling across the mountains, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh Saxon! And he gives an ominous scream:

"I'm going to forcibly reverse your gender!"

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Stalking amidst the tundra, attacking with two hardened pitas, cometh saxon75! And he gives a gutteral roar:

"I'm seriously going to pummel you until your rump glows!"

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Skulking through the terrain, carrying a reflective halberd, cometh Mike! And he gives a spectacular scream:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I lay waste to all I see with God on my side!!"

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Prowling over his keyboard, attacking the keys with ferocious hunt and peck inexpertise, cometh saxon75! And he gives an inauspicious roar:

Hay, guys whats going on in he-

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Yea, verily: Who is that, sprinting out of the steppes! It is Maccabeus, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! He bellows thunderously:

"Ares, God of War, be praised! I slice through beating hearts until everything has croaked!!!"

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Skulking through the tarmac, clutching a meaty axe, cometh ___! And he gives a mighty grunt:

"I'm going to smash you so hard, your screams will reanimate the dead!"

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[ September 25, 2003, 06:41 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]
 

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Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
I like Ralphie's real life one the best.... Hehehe.
 

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Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :
 
Hark! Who is that, prowling on the tarmac! It is Ryan Hart, hands clutching a burning branch! And with an ominous grunt, his voice cometh:

"In the name of Thor the Mighty, I destroy all in my path until everything has croaked!"
 

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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
saxon, try again, only don't capitalize the 's' in saxon.



::runs back to work::
 

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Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
 
Sprinting on the candy store, attacking with gilded boxing gloves, cometh tonguetied&twisted! And she gives a spectacular scream:

"I'm going to bruise you with such disregard for common sense, your blood will flow counter-clockwise!!"




 

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Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
 
The battle cries of some of our favorite OSC characters:

Hark! Who is that, striding through the desert! It is Ender Wiggin, hands clutching an oversized scalpel! And with a booming roar, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to pummel you until you have puppies, and hijack your momma's airplane!"

Zang! Who is that, prowling through the terrain! It is Alvin Miller, hands clutching a vorpal blade! He roars thunderously:

"I'm going to brutalize you until there are no limbs left to break!!"

Zang! Who is that, skulking amidst the mountains! It is Nafai, hands clutching buzzsaw hand extensions! And with a mighty cry, his voice cometh:

"I'm going to smack you with such wanton cruelty, Buddha will explode!!"
 

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Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
 

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saxon, try again, only don't capitalize the 's' in saxon.

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Rampaging out of the desert, swinging a thorned whip, cometh Celia! And she gives a cruel grunt:

"I'm going to bludgeon you so heinously, you will see ultraviolet!!!"

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i thought that other thread looked familiar

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Lo! Who is that, prowling over the tarmac! It is Celia, hands clutching two hardened pitas! And with a booming howl, her voice cometh:

"I'm going to bludgeon you beyond mortal comprehension, and add a notch to my bedpost!"

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