[ October 07, 2003, 09:50 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
You know you've made it when other people start whoring your forum around.
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
It's not "whoring". It's "pimping"!
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Speaking of whoring, Nate check out the new poll!
T_Smith Survey Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
What the H*** Brought Me Here?
Saxon75's remarkable resemblence to John Saxon. 8% [ 2 ] I'm here for the polls. Where is the beer? 13% [ 3 ] I could'nt sleep last night, so, blurry-eyed, I clicked a link. Sue me. 4% [ 1 ] More opportunity to flirt and have I-sex. 8% [ 2 ] Don't ask me, I'm not even a member! 0% [ 0 ] This place is an autocracy--I like that! 4% [ 1 ] I don't know. I don't know why the h*** I registered, either. 34% [ 8 ] I keep coming back here. I can't control myself. It's an obsession. 13% [ 3 ] Less talk, more fluff! 13% [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 23
Why should T_Smith register on sakeriver?
Because he obviously doesn't have anything better to do. 36% [ 4 ] Hatrack can support only a few thread whores. 9% [ 1 ] There are fewer hugging threads on sakeriver. 18% [ 2 ] Just because T_Smith is the coolest! 9% [ 1 ] He'll get a neato title! 27% [ 3 ]
Total Votes : 11
[ October 09, 2003, 03:06 PM: Message edited by: Erik Slaine ]
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
So Erik, are you being a butterfly, a bird, or the wind?
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Is that a new poll?
I'm just being eslaine, or so I thought....
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Cross-pollination is most commonly performed by the three agents I mentioned.
Ok, so it was a scientifically obscure joke. You're surprised?
[ October 08, 2003, 05:30 PM: Message edited by: rivka ]
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Clever. I likes! Although I am obviously dense in this case!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Hmm. Dense rules out birds, and presumably wind too.
You must be some kind of insect. Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Are you kidding? If I copped to any of those answers, I'd wind up being quoted in the "Out of Context" Thread!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
*looks innocent*
Now who would do that to you?
It's ok, you needn't confess. We know. Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Alright then. Why can't someone choose, say, a bat?
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Actually, there are a few species of flowers that are pollinated by bats. Nice choice.
Aw, look how cute!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Is that a new poll or are you just happy to see me?
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
It's a pizza box in my pants, ok?
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
What about Robots? Do you have some unreasoning fear that robots may pollinate?
Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
Or scientists. Yeah, scientists! They pollinate too!
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
quote: is most commonly performed by the three agents I mentioned
Of course, I neglected to consider the fact that you would never be among the common ones. Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :
As long as your not dissin' robots.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
This time there really is a new poll at Sakeriver. And durn, if it ain't a good one.
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Shut up and vote:
Work Sucks. Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Just when I thought that the interforum goodness had all disappeared.
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
You've been complacent, haven't you? Now there's something really at stake:
The Greatest SF Writer of All Time Poll.
Actually, this will be a series of polls, pitting champions against each other in a bloody battle royal of Science Fiction Writer.
Anyone who wishes to submit Authors for future rounds should personal message eslaine on sakeriver's personal message system.
Go. Do you SF civic duty. Vote. Like all great democracies, your vote will be anonymous, and hopefully the polls won't be rigged.
What Next? Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
It took me forever to figure out whether sakeriver was eslaine's, or saxon's. I think I have everything straight now, it's Stormy's right? Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
Yup.
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Can we please get the post two back notarized?
*hands Erik a bag of ice*
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Nominations begin now. (Go! Go!)
Posted by Erik Blackheart (Member # 5610) on :
Well, so far we have:
Speaker for the Dead Neuromancer Flowers for Algernon Lilith's Brood 1984 The Martian Chronicles Dune Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy Foundation Wild Seed
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I don't know. I don't know why the h*** I registered, either. ![[Wink]](wink.gif)
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