Hatrack River Forum: What is this, a troll attack?

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Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Bizarre. And I thought I was chaotic.

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

Surely you're not calling me a Troll. I'm just an innocent nOOb. [Big Grin]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

o_0

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

A very mean noob. Why don't you make friends with the door, noobie! You are vewy vewy WUDE!! [No No]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Very trollike indeed.

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

I'm not mean, I'm just PERCEPTIVE! [Razz]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Great, the troll screams "perceptive" now. Is this a lame attempt at interthread humor?

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

Is this really a troll or are you guys behind this?

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Not this time.

Really.

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

I am not a Troll, although I do have a certain amount of respect for them. Have you ever seen what a Troll can do to a cow?!?

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Well, someone is trolling. 5 noobies have dogpiled me in the dobie thread "How exactly do dobies help anyone? Or do they at all?"

They keep saying I'm stupid. [Grumble]

Posted by Nagaer (Member # 5796) on :

But you are stupid, Morba. So, it's not so much trolling as it is fact stating.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

Yeah, I noticed. Even if NooB here isn't trolling, someone is. Not very clever, either, just a nuisance.

Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :

Morbo's just making a bunch of different aliases and using them to insult himself.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

[Group Hug]

(((((Morbo))))) [Group Hug]

Hobbes

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

I thought Morbo was more with it than that.

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

As one of Mambo's personalities, I concur.

Wait, it's Morbo, isn't it? [Laugh]

Posted by Nagaer (Member # 5796) on :

I thought we decided it was Morba?

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

I can imagine few things more tiresome than having a conversation with myself on a message board.

Posted by teppum citsacras (Member # 5798) on :

You're all wrong. We decided on Morkle.

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Thank you Hobbes. I wish I knew what was so funny. Just because I said dobies were funny everyone is picking on me. Xapasert's the one who started a frickin' dobie whining about dobies, what's up with that? At least my dobie had Bob Dobbs and the church of the sub-genius in it. I thought it was funny. [Big Grin]

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

I didn't say it wasn't funny, I said you're a tater. There's a difference.

Posted by Suraci (Member # 5803) on :

Can I play too?

Silly obrom . . . er, morbo!

[Taunt]

Posted by Nagaer (Member # 5796) on :

Morbo, stop the bad language! I'm going to have to report you all!

Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :

oh man, one of Morbo's personalities is defecting.

Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :

Whoa, Morbo sure has a lot of aliases. You know it's bad enough when someone makes them, but to TALK TO THEMSELVES with them. That's just stupid.

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

LOL

Morbo, Mambo, Mormo, Morkle, whatever, it's all the same. I am Morbo! No, *I* am Morbo! Make up your mind! Make me! Be nice! No, you suck! Bite me! Fly a kite...

[Grumble]

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

I am not taliking to myself, Ashley! How can you even accuse me of lying after all that we've chatted about. I am hurt.

Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :

Morbo, you called me ashley. That's one of your other personalities. You're starting to get us mixed up.

[ October 11, 2003, 11:55 PM: Message edited by: Mormo ]

Posted by Suraci (Member # 5803) on :

You know, I'm not completely sure who is pulling whose leg here.

[Laugh]

Posted by Nick (Member # 4311) on :

I have been at Hatrack for a year and a half (including my time under the name "Wetchik") and I have never seen a member that deserved a banning more. This is bandwidth wasting spam, and it's ticking off one of our VALUED members (Morbo)!

Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :

Me, I just think Robey forgot his medication.

Posted by Icarus (Member # 3162) on :

Is everybody else dense or am I?

[Confused]

Posted by NooB (Member # 5797) on :

The point we're trying to make is that Morbo is dense, not you. Sheesh! [Laugh]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

I'm confused too Icarus.

Hobbes [Smile]

[ October 12, 2003, 12:54 AM: Message edited by: Hobbes ]

Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :

[Confused]

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

I think the key is to just be confused and give Morbo more hugs.

((((((((Morbo))))))))

Hobbes [Smile]

Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :

Thanks, Hobbes. To tell the truth I'm confused too.

Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :

[Group Hug]

Being confused is fun. In small doses. [Wink]

Hobbes

Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :

please read this

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

See, I think Nathan's post about running away with Ralphie and ruining her marriage was far more funny than this. If you're going to do something that might run the risk of insulting someone, at least try and make sure someone other than those involved might find it funny.

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

It would have been funny too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids and their stupid dog!

Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :

*note to self: lose the dog*

Posted by Mormo the paralegal (Member # 5805) on :

haha--meddling kids.
*dyslexic note to self: lose the god

If only we could all be as funny as you, Bob. The impossible dream.....

Morbo

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

Actually, I find your name pretty funny [Razz]

Huzzah!

Posted by the Professor (Member # 5319) on :

Thanks Bob! Sorry for trying to get your goat, it was just one-time throwaway nick ok?

Morbo [Big Grin]

[ October 12, 2003, 05:00 PM: Message edited by: the Professor ]

Posted by Bob the Lawyer (Member # 3278) on :

Morbo, if you ever feel I need to be poked fun of, I heartily give you permission to bust out "Mormo the paralegal".

Everyone needs to know that I've reached a level of infamy such that people are parodying my name. It's almost like the Weird Al validation of the music scene. [Wink]

Posted by spew the dew (Member # 2217) on :

Get to work on that landmark, Morbo! [Big Grin]

edit: i should look at who i'm signed in as before i post.

RRR

[ October 12, 2003, 05:05 PM: Message edited by: spew the dew ]

Posted by Erik Slaine (Member # 5583) on :

At least I was able to give you the opportunity to play in a thread that it was intended for.

Poor Tres. [Big Grin]

Posted by the Professor (Member # 5319) on :

Thanks Erik, this thread played right into our plans--MWHAhahahahaha [Evil Laugh]

Posted by Anna (Member # 2582) on :

If Morbo wants to be hugged, he'll be.
((((Morbo))))
[Group Hug]

Posted by Mormo (Member # 5799) on :

Awwww, that's so sweet, Anna! ((Anna)) [Group Hug]

Actually, I don't know why we all thought our prank was funny. It was a counter-prank to Tresopax=Xaposert's anti-dobie dobie. No wonder I got confused. I felt like Raymond Chandler and William Wyler, IIRC the co-writers of the Big Sleep with Humphrey Bogart. The movie plot got so complicated, Chandler and Wyler (also the director) admitted after the film came out that they no longer understand it---and they WROTE it. The fake defection of personalities and deathmatch leading up to my landmark was suggested towards the end of Saturday night's prank by one of my accomplices and I went with it.

Next time I hope any prank will be funnier. But not for a while.