This is the thread where you can do whatever you want, even have cyber battles as I have done in the Last Post Thread. Though, this did not add to my standing as an intelligent human being. Have fun!
-Rhaegar The Fool
[ October 23, 2003, 02:02 PM: Message edited by: Rhaegar The Fool ]
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
I think you already lose that, being as "the Fool" is the postscript on your ID.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Grrrrrrr. I shall eat your brain like chinese takeout, I'll eat half now, and put the rest in the fridge for tomorrow.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Auntie Fluff (Member # 5782) on :
Can I do this?
<bugga-wugga-wugga!> Posted by Papa Moose (Member # 1992) on :
10 days and we're already into reruns?
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
quote: I shall eat your brain like chinese takeout, I'll eat half now, and put the rest in the fridge for tomorrow.
Should I be honored that you're stealing my material?
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
You know... usually, things like this go in the Random Thread. Quit stealing my glory, you glory hog, you.
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
*does cartwheels through the thread*
*collapses on the carpet, laughing maniacally and grinning like an idiot*
Posted by Nato (Member # 1448) on :
I've determined that doing cartwheels in a hallway is very difficult. I get worried that I'm going to hit a wall and I just screw it up.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Yes but mine has a better name than the Random Thread.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by blacwolve (Member # 2972) on :
The random thread has pretty much disappeared, maybe this will do better.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Don't you ever get tired of being wrong. Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
*pulls the fire alarm in the thread* *gets herself kicked out of the library*
Posted by Ayelar (Member # 183) on :
:: Dance-Dance-Revolutionizes the thread ::
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I love being right, and I just ignore it when I'm wrong.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
This thread will never beat The Random Thread, it has nudity.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Thats why it will win.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Well, nudity hasn't worked so far, but I have made another improvement to the random thread which should work.
And now to ruin this thread. *Puts in Ricky Martin CD and strips down to leopard skin underwear.*
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
O_o
O_O
>_<
x_x
Posted by Ryan Hart (Member # 5513) on :
::Flies throug thread wearing black leather trench coat and wielding pistols. Shoots the crap out of Rhaegar::
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
Did you pick your name after Rhaegar Targaryen from A Song of Ice and Fire?
If so, why "The Fool"? Rhaegar doesn't seem to fit. Not a reference to the Farseer Trilogy is it?
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
@ Ryan *Continues dancing as though nothing ever happened*
[ October 23, 2003, 08:56 PM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I used Rhaegar because I like the name, not the character, I'm more of Jon Snow man myself. And the fool came from me being a fool.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
*Also wearing black trenchcoat, jumps to cool explosion in backround, pulls two 1911s and shoots the crap out of Ryan.*
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
You are aware that Rhaegar is Jon's dad right?
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
*removes rocket-launcher from underwear and blows the crap out of this whole thread.*
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Did you really think that I'm stupid enough not to know that.Ignoring my name of course.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
And by "the crap", I meant you, Rhaegar
Posted by Xavier (Member # 405) on :
Hey, I didn't know it until after my second reading.
Posted by Rappin' Ronnie Reagan (Member # 5626) on :
::dances into thread::
::pokes rhaegar:: la la la
::scampers out of thread::
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Ouch, that hurt, very cruel.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I've read em like six times. What made you figure it out?
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Mr.Funny (Member # 4467) on :
DDR is awesome, Ayelar!!! Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
*brings in the mechanical bull from The Random Thread and begins riding it, just to scare people*
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Kills firework boy, tries to cook the bull, fails miserabley as it explodes.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I hate it when that happens.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
*pies everyone* *runs away*
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
I have been reeincarnated. Now I have twice the alchohol-fueled rage, three times the supply of liquor and fireworks, and secret powers of seduction. *rips off Rhaegar's legs and gives him noogies until his skull is showing, then pours salt and vodka into the wound*
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*stuffs firecrackers down Rhaegar's pants* *laughs sadistically* *runs off*
(I wanted to do that )
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Wow, Rhaegar is really getting the crap beaten out of him. *Rips off Rhaegar's arms and beats him half to death with them* This is getting pretty violent, and Rhaegar hasn't fought back yet. I'm starting to feel kinda sorry for him, just look at him, he's nothing but a stump with burns (from the firecrackers) all over his crotch.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
"'Tis just a flesh wound" right?
*picks up piece of paper* *gives Rhaegar millions of papercuts* *dunks him in a vat of lemon juice* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
*gets flamethrower* *aims at Rhaegar* *burns him to a crisp* Since you're not fighting back, I can now call you "crispy chicken". MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by Scott R (Member # 567) on :
:does not enter thread:
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Kills everyone.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
You guys realllly don't want to know what I would do if I let myself do whatever I wanted
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
*comes back as his normal self* NOOOO! I no longer have my secret powers of seduction. YOU'LL PAY RHAEGAR!
[ October 25, 2003, 05:44 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
*shoots monkeys*
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Rhaegar, you can't just kill everyone. You have to come up with creative ways to torture them.
*slaps Rhaegar* ...silly... Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
I'm posting, it is the do whatever you want thread, and I wanted to post somewhere, but have nothing to say, and am not interested in any topic I noticed on the front page at the moment, so I figured I can post here for no apparent reason, and then I'll most likely delete the post tomarrow, because it is such a stupid post even for one of mine.
Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :
no, don't take it away. i was actually looking for a post to respond to. i've got too much (clapclap) time on my hands... do they really clap? i don't think so. i'm clapping anyway. and rambling. because that is what i do best.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
So, anyway, I was just stabbing ex-members of Menudo when all of a sudden...
"If it wasn't for you people, the latin rock and boy band craze may never have existed! Die you punks!" I say, quite reasonably.
They died.
But out pops Britney Spears'....dog's previous owner's father. I didn't know who he was, so I ignored him and went back to my house.
On the way to my house, I stepped in some dog poop. It didn't smell good, and by the taste, I assumed the name of the owner of this waste was "Fluffy."
The end.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
ok maybe I won't delete it, or atleast if I do people will have some idea what you were responding to because it will be obviouse I deleted the post I'm talking about in this post, unless I delete both posts, but I'm to lazy to do that.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Da_Goat, you wouldn't happen to be the same person who did the "Spot, the fake smile..." dobie, would you? Cause if you are, you're REALLY wierd. I'm talkin' about get some help kinda wierd. The dobie was strike one, this was strike two, insanity is a two-strike game and you have now lost.
EDIT: I said it was "Spot, The Fake Smiley" when it really was "Spot, the fake smile..." without the y.
[ October 26, 2003, 01:20 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Okay, I found the thread, and it was by you. Spot, the fake smile... Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Oh, and just in case you're really sensitive, I should tell you I'm just playing around.
Posted by fiazko (Member # 5812) on :
marek, you made my skull crack open and ooze precious intellect. but as long as you remain lazy, i'll let it go.
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
Ok, I'll be lazy, and next time I'll try to avoid any skull cracking
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Mister Liquor, yes, that was me, and don't worry: I'm completely insensitive.
[ October 26, 2003, 02:45 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I love insensitive people.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, spaghetti.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
(sleeps)
(Yes people, this is really what I want to do...)
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Bang
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*lights Rhaegar's nosehairs on fire* MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*gives Rhaegar an atomic wedgie* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
OK Eruve you are dead cruel, wait, no, just dead.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
*Squirts grapefruit in Rhaegar's eyes*
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Shoots fireworks boy with a rail road gun.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Maybe I'm just slow, but what exactly is a rail road gun?
*Removes whatever sort of projectile a rail road gun uses. Forces Rhaegar into a rocket headed for the sun*
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*feeds Rhaegar really fast so he get an ice-cream headache*
MWAHAHAHAHA!!! Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*shoots Rhaegar with p'ball gun at high velocity and point blank range* MWAHAHAHAHA!!!
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
Ok, I need to post more, Rhaegar the fool, Liquor and Firework, and Eruve Nandiriel are all newer here then me and all have way more posts than me. Seriously how does Rhaegar have almost 400 posts in less than a month?
Oh well, sorry to disturve the fight, "hits Rhaeagr the fool with a big rock, hits Ligour and Fireworks with even bigger rock. Wonders who he is forgetting, then suddenly remembers when Eruve hits him with a big rock* Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote:Shoots fireworks boy with a rail road gun.
Should be just rail gun. A rail gun uses magnetism to shoot metal projectiles at high speeds. It's been a staple of sci fi since Heinlein used it in The Moon is a Harsh Mistress in the 60s.
Koga, that's not even counting posts from his previous, short-lived incarnation(s).
**Blows Koga away with a tennis ball cannon.**
[ November 06, 2003, 11:22 AM: Message edited by: Morbo ]
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
By rail gun I meant the cannons used in WW2 that were so big they had to be mounted on trains. The shells were about a foot across, bye bye Eruve, Fireworks. And the reason that I have 400 is because of the Last Post thread.
*Shoots Eruve, and Liquor and Fireworks with Rail Road Gun*
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*bops Rhaegar on the head* *pokes him in the eyes* NYUK! NYUK! NYUK!
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
So, anyway, I was talking with this kid from Oregon, when suddenly he says "No."
"No what?"
"Why, what's wrong with 'what's?" he asks.
"No, I mean..."
"Yeah, you are."
"That's not what I mean," I tell him.
"Wow, mean and illiterate. That sentence should be said 'I'm not mean'. I dond't know why you had the 'what' or 'that' in there in the first place....Oh, I get it! 'No what'! So, why did you never tell me you're psychic? Or was this just some well thought-out plan to make me think you're a psychic?"
"Oh shut up," I said.
And we then proceeded to go to Del Taco.
The End.............of part one!
Whoa, I caught you by surprise there, didn't I?
[ November 06, 2003, 05:06 PM: Message edited by: Da_Goat ]
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
That was kind of random....
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Oh no! Da_Goat is doing it again. *head explodes*
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
I have heard of a rail gun, but not a rail road gun, I think Rhaegar most certainly is a fool. *Throws handfuls of change from a mile above Rhaegar's and Koga's heads, cutting through there bodies and causing blood to splatter evrywhere*
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Koga, please do not resort to using the last post thread for post counts, only freaks do that. I've already given some tips on post count somewhere in this thread.
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Another tip, post after yourself multiple times.
quote: Koga, that's not even counting posts from his previous, short-lived incarnation(s).
Which one of us are you talking about? Or are you talking about all of us?
Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :
Anything huh? Rhaegar! I challenge you to a race around the world! The queen herself shall fire the opening shot at noon tomorrow in the town square!
Huzzah!
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I killed the queen. NYUK NYUK NYUK
Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :
Very well then, then some bum I just found will fire the opening shot, and all he requests in payment is a sandwich.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Nope, cause after I killed the Queen, I started running, I already bullet on, the bwas the bullet was the starting shot.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*stuffs Rhaegar with stove-top* *sets oven for 350* *bakes him for 5 hrs* Yum! Thanksiving CHICKEN! Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I want to bump this thread. Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :
Curse you and your black ops mind games! To the race cave! *insert batman scene switch here*
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Thanksgiving has turkey not chicken. Foolish Eruve, I dont mind when you cook me, but when you say the wrong meat it makes me mad.
-Rhaegar The Fool
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Awww...Rhaegar's too CHICKEN to fight... *bops Rhaegar on head* *listens to echo* Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I want to bump this thread. (again)
*dances around bonfire* *throws in black powder* *laughs sadisticly*
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
We wants to hug the Precious. *hugs Rhaegar* Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
We wants to hug the precious too.
(((((((Eruve))))))):-D
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
We wants to hug the precious back. (((((Rhaegar)))))
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
I know this is a silly thing to pint out, but this thread is almost to three pages, I just wanted to say that.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
We wants to make precious's thread grow. Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
We is touched.
Posted by Da_Goat (Member # 5529) on :
Part 2:
My friend and I walk out of Del Taco.
"Uh oh," he says. "I believe I'm coming down with TACO BELL BACKLASH!"
"Why the caps?" I ask.
"What?"
"Oh, nevermind. Anyway, it's not Taco Bell Backlash. We just ate at Del Taco, not Taco Bell."
"Oh, right," he says. "Well, whatever backlash it is, it's lashing back now."
"Do you really have to let everybody know like that?"
"Who's everybody? It's just me and you, right?"
"Yeah, and I didn't want to know," I say.
"Well, you would have guessed it, wouldn't you?"
"Yes, which is exactly why you didn't need to tell me."
"Oh...okay."
He thinks.
"Hey, want to go to Taco Bell tomorrow?" he says after a brief silence.
The End....of part 2!
No, it doesn't work as well the second time.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
We wants to bump this thread in precious's name. And we wants to hug precious. (((((((((((Rhaegar))))))))))) Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
We loves the precious, so we is very pleased that we were just kissed by a smiley in her name.
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
*peeks in, notices the randomness, walks back out to find The Principal's Office*
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I know what I want to do -- cry. Just cry for a while. Then it will all be ok.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
We wants to start new page in Precious's name. ((((((((((Rhaegar))))))))))
We wants to make Raia happy, too. (((((Raia)))))
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
I also want to make Raia happy again (((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Raia)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
*ponders telling story about neice*
oh well, I won't, for now, but if you are still sad monday I am going to write it up
I want to point out that I love Raia, and while this threads owner has been angry when I have pointed this out in the past, I think now he won't say anything. ((((((((((((((((Raia))))))))))))))))) I love this girl so much ((((((((((((Raia)))))))))))) Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Yea I don't think I have the right.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Marek))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Isn't he wonderful? *dances a happy dance* Thank you, dearest!!!! Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I want to beat the stuffing out of someone... Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Just so you really feel like someone's following you... Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I want to cry. Oh, wait, wish granted...
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
I want to start a new page. Unfortunately that won't happen for about 40 more posts. Oh well. *eats a ton of junk food without feeling sick*
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I want to cheer Raia up. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I want to hug Eru for being a sweetie. (((((Eru))))) Thanks. I really do appreciate it.
But I still want to cry more too. Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
I want to hug Raia (((((((((((((((((((((((Raia))))))))))))))))))))))) and I want her to know my shoulders are just the right hight for her to cry on,((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Raia))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Don't cry, Raia. It makes me sad, too.
I just found a tag that belonged to my dog, who died last year. It made me sad, and I started crying. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
Awwww, no!!! Poor Eru!! I'm so sorry to hear that!!! ((((((((Eru)))))))))
And Marek, thank you so so much, if you were here, I'd be doing some heavy duty crying on your shoulder, they'd be perfect. ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((Marek)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) Thank you.
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
OK, now I want to cry more.
Must he constantly do this to me????
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
We wants to make Raia happy, and kill the evil dad.
((((((((((((((Raia))))))))))))))
Posted by Marek (Member # 5404) on :
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