When do you need it done? I'm too burned out on editing to do it tonight.
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
quote: Pumpernickel, the dark-grain bread, means "goblin that breaks wind" in Old German. Farts have been good to me.
Dr. Fart speaks
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
I wanted to get one of my co-workers the the "Tooter Trapper" mentioned in the article, but since a google search for "Tooter Trapper" only turns up the Salon article, I'm at a bit of a loss as to where to find it. Anybody have any suggestions?
Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
You know, I think I remember reading somewhere that it is an Islamic tradition, or hadith, that God doesn't hear the prayers of a person who breaks wind during them.
[ October 30, 2003, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
quote:some of the healthiest foods, touted as anodynes for cancer and heart disease, are the foods that produce the most gas.
With this one simple quote I could (if I were more evil, and less lazy) create a multi-million dollar food supplement business using nothing but dried, crushed beans and broccolli.
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
If you were smart, you'd also buy stock in Beano. Or better yet, release some product that supposedly provides an herbal fix for flautus.