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Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
 
I should have been a gastroentologist.
 
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
 
What a gas!

The answer, my friend, is blowin' in the wind...

[Monkeys]
 
Posted by Lalo (Member # 3772) on :
 
Now I'm wondering exactly where the hell it is Pat keeps his heart...
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Hey, Pat, pull my finger.
 
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
 
Anytime, pal....

**pulls finger**

Are you gonna edit my resume?
 
Posted by Saruman (Member # 2275) on :
 
Especially for you, Pat.

When do you need it done? I'm too burned out on editing to do it tonight.
 
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
 
quote:
Pumpernickel, the dark-grain bread, means "goblin that breaks wind" in Old German.
Farts have been good to me.

Dr. Fart speaks
[ROFL] [Evil Laugh] [Laugh] [Blushing] [ROFL]
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
I wanted to get one of my co-workers the the "Tooter Trapper" mentioned in the article, but since a google search for "Tooter Trapper" only turns up the Salon article, I'm at a bit of a loss as to where to find it. Anybody have any suggestions?
 
Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
 
You know, I think I remember reading somewhere that it is an Islamic tradition, or hadith, that God doesn't hear the prayers of a person who breaks wind during them.

[ October 30, 2003, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: Maccabeus ]
 
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
 
quote:
some of the healthiest foods, touted as anodynes for cancer and heart disease, are the foods that produce the most gas.
With this one simple quote I could (if I were more evil, and less lazy) create a multi-million dollar food supplement business using nothing but dried, crushed beans and broccolli.
 
Posted by Noemon (Member # 1115) on :
 
If you were smart, you'd also buy stock in Beano. Or better yet, release some product that supposedly provides an herbal fix for flautus.
 


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