And you better say treat, cause I have 3 dozen eggs in this pillow case for anyone who says otherwise!!
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
**Gives T-Smith a bagful of rocks.***
[ October 31, 2003, 01:26 AM: Message edited by: Pat ]
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Where the heck did that 'dash' come from. As you can CLEARLY see, it's T 'UNDERSCORE' Smith.
Consider yourself egg'd.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
(((((T))))) Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
(knocks on T's door, dressed as Annie) Trick or Treat!!!
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
AHHHH!!! IT'S ANNIE!!!
::eggs Annie::
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
(hair begins to fly about, a la Carrie)
(zaps T)
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Ok, Utah Jatraqueros! Who's up for toliet papering Pat's house tomorrow night. Midnight work out for you? Good. I'll send you emails with more details later.
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
>_< I thought I zapped you.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
O_O
T's a zombie?
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
"An Apple? What are you, some kind of hippie? Or some kind of dentist? Or some kind of hippie-dentist?"
Give's T a 'fun-size' candy bar. "Fun size?! Tell me what's fun about getting LESS candy!"
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
And what's the deal with you people who give out coupons!!! What the frell? I don't want some stupid lame coupon! That's almost as disappointing as a toothbrush. Gee, you dentist are friggin rich, you can afford a simple candy bar! Plus, you'll be getting more customers and therefore more money. Think of it as a definate investment.
GAH! Toothbrushes!
I WANT REESE'S AND SNICKERS AND 3 FRIGGIN MUSKETEERS!
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
You kids stay off my lawn. I'm warning you. My dog does bite.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
We'll bring eggs then. And I'll invent a Toliet Paper Gun.
Shameless Advertisement:
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Must be over 18, unless you use your parents credit card without them knowing. No refunds past Halloween.
Posted by Pat (Member # 879) on :
::shrug::
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
quote: Ok, Utah Jatraqueros! Who's up for toliet papering Pat's house tomorrow night. Midnight work out for you? Good. I'll send you emails with more details later.
I prefer flaming bags of dog poo, could we do that and toilet paper his house?
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Why not a flaming dog poo gun?
C'mon you engineers, strut your stuff! Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
Happy Samhain everyone! I hope everyone has a wonderful and safe night this Friday evening!
Posted by Morbo (Member # 5309) on :
Happy Samhain to you too Bella. Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
Samhain? I'm sorry, I don't speak Yiddish.
--ApostleRadio
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Is it wrong to sit on your roof with a paintball gun and shoot the punks who kick over your jack-o-lanterns? What about if I used a BB gun? Or if I threw Water-balloons, rotten tomatoes, and a 1989 ford?
[ October 31, 2003, 06:50 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by prolixshore (Member # 4496) on :
No. However it is wrong to sit on your roof and shoot paintballs at 3 year olds and their parents. Too bad I found that out too late.
--ApostleRadio
Posted by Liquor and Fireworks (Member # 5785) on :
Did they deserve it?
[ October 31, 2003, 06:56 AM: Message edited by: Liquor and Fireworks ]
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
quote: My dog does bite
You're saying this can't be good for pooch's self esteem.
hates halloween
hates Christmas, and not just in the casual slacker ain't I cool sense
Thanksgiving and fourth of July Posted by Ayelar (Member # 183) on :
I'm dressed up as a Florida Gator fan at work. I have a bright orange and blue shirt, an orange fluffy wig, a gator flag, and my face is painted half orange and half blue. People don't seem to know how to react. Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
*still wonders what she can find in her closet to wear*
I usually have a costume, this is so weird!
Posted by eslaine (Member # 5433) on :
Where is the candy. They said there would be candy. Posted by Christy (Member # 4397) on :
Trick or Treat! I'm a sheep!
Too bad its 100 degrees in my office today!
*hands out fudge to everyone in this thread*
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
*shows up at the door dressed as Frida Kahlo*
aw, aren't you cute? You're supposed to be a Mormon, right?
*hands out all kinds of fun Mexican candy like tamarindo, coconut banderas, and hot chamoy squinkles*
Posted by narrativium (Member # 3230) on :
Uh, Annie. . . you have some egg on your face. Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
::runs around in cloak::
Ni!
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
I borrowed Harry's invisibility cloak. I'm here, and I'll be at all your parties.
Where ever the onion dip disappears, I've be there.
Where ever the good candy disappears leaving only candy corn and left over Easter Peeps, I've been there.
Where ever semi-innocent men are being slapped by Schwartzenagered women, I've been there.
muahahahahahaahaha
**Takes the fudge and leaves silently**
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
*accidentally steps on Dan's invisibility cloak*
*Dan is revealed*
*Dan realizes this, and looks around too late to keep from tripping on a raised floorboard*
*everyone watches in awe as Dan, in slow motion, says "nnnnoooooooOOOOOO!" and flies majestically into the punch bowl*
*Dan is no longer invisible*
Happy Halloween!! Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Kayla, that is truly the only way that anyone could make your Halloween festive! Decorate the Google page!!! I love it!! Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
that was a treat, Kayla
*gives Kayla, Narnia, Dan and Narrativium some tamarindo*
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
::tries to decide whether to thank Annie or ask why she's mad at me::
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
¡Cómalo, usted tendrá gusto de él!
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
*paints a picture of two Kaylas in Tehuana costume holding a heart*
[ October 31, 2003, 11:20 AM: Message edited by: Annie ]
Posted by Caleb Varns (Member # 946) on :
*adds mustaches*
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Hey, Caleb, what are you doing tonight?
Posted by Kayla (Member # 2403) on :
Oh, and there's really no need to add the mustache. Like I don't already have one. Posted by KarlEd (Member # 571) on :
Happy Halloween, all!
Anyone dressing up today/tonight?
I'm a wizard at work, and I'm the Grim Reaper tonight. Gonna give out candy in my new boyfriend's neighborhood, and then we're going to a party.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
Note to self: NExt time I borrow Harry Potters Invisibility Cape, I need to wear clothes underneath it.
"Hi All. Just call me Adam. Anyone got a fig leaf I can borrow?" (World's cheapest costume)
Posted by Damien (Member # 5611) on :
Do I have to dress up? Or am I allowed to celebrate in a more conventional manner? Just wonderin'... *hands out some good n plenty. Happy 'Day', all.
DXM
EDIT to add a song:
Bonfires burning bright Pumpkins faces in the night I remember Halloween
Dead cats hanging from poles Little dead are out in droves I remember Halloween
Brown leaved vertigo Where the skeletal life is know I remember Halloween
This day anything goes Burning bodies hang from poles I remember Halloween
Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
Candy apples and razor blades Little dead are soon in graves I remember Halloween
This day anything goes Burning bodies hang from poles I remember Halloween, Halloween, Halloween, Halloween
[ October 31, 2003, 01:19 PM: Message edited by: Damien ]
Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
T, I'm all for egging Pat's house.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Cool. Now, my grandparents own some historical site in Lehi. I've helped clean it many times. I'll send an email with directions how to get there. Meet around Midnight.
Now, the fun part is that Pat will probably think we are just joking.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
T, I so wanna go egg Pat's house. Count me in.
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
Hey, where's my candy corn?
**Ela**
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