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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
You know, I've been sitting outside the tavern for months now, playing a couple of songs, wondering if you'd be open for business soon.

If it's not too much trouble to ask of you wenches, can I come inside now? Though we Elves don't feel the cold, I would enjoy a nice sit inside, with a cup of soup. And that Wizards Bachelor pad has been calling my name all summer.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*prepares a bubble bath for T*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
::looks up with puppy dog eyes::

My hero...
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*smiles sweetly, leads T to his bath tub, brings him a plate with hot soup, bread and some wine and/or juice*
 
Posted by fugu13 (Member # 2859) on :
 
*listens to the foreboding music in the background*

*wonders what awful fate awates T*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Who cares? Can't I just enjoy this nice bath for the time being? If I must be tortured, least I can say that I had a nice bath before hand with some good soup.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
tortured?

It's a wenches' tavern. We do not torture people here. Or elves. or hobbits.
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
Tigers, however, are another story.
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
NoooO!
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*prepares bubble bath for Glynn*
 
Posted by luthe (Member # 1601) on :
 
If it is a talking tiger, you may be able to sell it to the circus for a bundle. Just a though.
 
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
 
quote:
I had a nice bath before hand with some good soup.
Why are you taking a bath with soup? Wouldn't you rather eat the soup?
 
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
 
*Steps in, sees no one about (as it seems everyone is attending to TS), and seats herself at a table*
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
I miss the rest of the wenches.

::secretly smuggles aragorn off to room::
::grabs boromir, too::

Ni!
 
Posted by ladyday (Member # 1069) on :
 
Aw, I miss my fellow Nazgrrrl *waves at Kwsni*

Can't quite put my finger on why it's just not the same...is it possible that one can only speak of the hotness of various LotR characters for so long? Maybe it's the absense of those wenches who have grown weary of this place and gone west.

I shouldn't be so glum though. We had fun.
 
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
 
ladyday, despite the fact that you were one of the primary perpetrators of such threads as this; you'll still be my favorite hatracker. You big buttmunch. <pinches cheek>
 
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
 
*Realises that no one is watching, grabs alll the ale, pipeweed, malt beer, all other gimli like foods, and runs, grabs a wench or two on the way out too.*

Isn't life grand.
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
I wish you were coming, this year, Billie.
We'll have to make mack a nazgurrrrl.

Ni!
 
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
 
TS, did you get my email or is there a better address for you than the one in your profile? (return to your regularly scheduled debauchery)
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
I'm at work right now. Be home in 2 hours. Shhh, don't tell my boss.
 
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
quote:
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I had a nice bath before hand with some good soup.
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Why are you taking a bath with soup? Wouldn't you rather eat the soup?

That's how I read it, too, Julie. [ROFL]
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
It helps my Elven pores.
 
Posted by BelladonnaOrchid (Member # 188) on :
 
::Filches some ale, and attempts to not gain much attention (so as to not get sucked into the fray of wench-grabbing), and reads her book at a table off to the side::
 
Posted by JaneX (Member # 2026) on :
 
*stretches out on the bed in the Peaches and Cream Room*

Ahh, I missed this place. [Smile]

~Jane~
 
Posted by Hobbes (Member # 433) on :
 
quote:
Tigers, however, are another story.
[Eek!] [Angst]

Perhaps I'll leave.

Hobbes [Smile]
 
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
No, no, Hobbes! I have some nice fresh tiger chow waiting for you by the fireside. [Smile]
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Where's Boromir? I have a cup of ale for the Shining Son of Gondor.

Guess I'll have to drink it myself.

>sigh<
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Ithilien Rangers are heading this way! Is Faramir among them? He promised to show me a pretty little spot somewhere... But he won't take me unless I go blindfolded.

Good thing I've got one of these!
*brandishes a soft scarf*

Wenches! wipe down that counter and make ready for the Ithilien boys! I hear they just fought a mighty battle at Osgiliath, and they will need some succour before they head back into the fray. [Kiss]
 
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
 
I have news of the shining son of Gondor, he has fallen on Amon Hen, he last words of his opponent were thus
I lost my arm at Amon Hen.
I would like to have it back again.

He was a brave man. Let us toast him with much ale and hearty grog.
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
::innocently stands in front of Boromir::

What?! No Shining Son of Gondor here.

Ni!
 
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
So who's cuter Boromir or Faramir? They both have large shnozzes.

AJ
 
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
See, I like 'em both. I have this ... thang ... for proboscises. *dreamy smile*
 
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
 
I didn't realize that the schnoz issue was discussed on the LotR character thread. But they don't really discuss relative cuteness. I really can't make up my mind.

And Olivet you always instantly put my mind in the gutter!

AJ
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
Ahhh.

It's so good to be back. So very good.

*freshens up the Lilac Room*

*heads downstairs to help prepare for the Rangers*
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Faramir likes books, hmmm...

*selects a few books with VERY INTERESTING pictures for Faramir to peruse*

I think these will be good.

*finishes packing her knapsack - silken scarf, sweet-smelling oil, candles, etc.*

Here they come! Girls, I leave it to you. I am holding Faramir to his promise.
 
Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
 
:: wanders in ::
FotR-EE in 4 days!
TTT-EE in 11 days!
RotK in 15 days!!!!

And to top that all off, I get my RotK soundtrack in 8 days.

:: sits at bar and orders an apple brandy ::

Satyagraha
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
I guess I have to dig out the corset again and have some wench knifefights.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
*wanders in dressed as Eowyn*
 
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
::walks in arm-in-arm with Correlle, both dressed as wenches:: And I get my RotK soundtrack in about two weeks! (thank you Bernard)

Now, who would like a go at a pair of wenches? Of course, there is the possibility that we'll tie you up and steal your money, so you'd better treat us like ladies. [Wink]
 
Posted by imogen (Member # 5485) on :
 
I've been here all along.

I'm the one in the corner, sipping my beer and looking mysterious.
 
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
mmm... ale... ::sits next to Bernard and teases him::
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*hands Starla a broom*

That's what newbie wenches are supposed to do.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
::goes down the stairs to the Wizards bachelor pad::

::jumps on trampoline::
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
quote:
*hands Starla a broom*

That's what newbie wenches are supposed to do.


I will do Mistress Kama's bidding.

Yes, M'Lady.

And that tie you up and steal your money thing---that sounds like The SwordChicks!! (anyone whose been to the Penna ren Faire should know what I am talking about.)
 
Posted by twinky (Member # 693) on :
 
Éowyn!

Mmmmmmmmmmm.
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
I wonder what she's wearing in the next movie----I'll probably make a costume styled after one of the dresses---since Eowyn is my all-time favorite character in the books.
A friend of mine made a costume for Halloween and the last week of the Ren Faire. But she told me that I would make the better Eowyn cuz my hair is about 2 1/2 feet longer than hers (aww, shucks [Blushing] ).

I'm curious, Eruve---did you go with the white or the green, or possibly even the brown/blue?
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I went with the brown/blue. I sent the pic to Ralphie, so it should be up soon.
If you want to see what the costumes look like, go here:
http://www.alleycatscratch.com/lotr/
If you go to the characters section, they have a lot of pictures and stuff. Even the outfits in RotK! [Big Grin]

When I first made my costume my hair was long, but I had to cut it. [Frown] (I made myself a sword, too!)
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Awesome!

Thanks, Eruve. [Smile]

I wish I had a sword...maybe I could borrow my sister's claymore.......but then it would be dragging on the ground.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I really wanted to make the white chemise with the brown corset. I will someday, though...
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
*Jenny and Faramir re-enter the tavern. Faramir looks ruddy and windblown, even though the breeze is quite gentle this eve.*

The Window is lovely, all glassed over with the winter sunset sparkling over like liquid fire! But I'd rather be here, with my Wenches, where everything is warm and cozy.

Hot Buttered Rum for the gentleman, and I'll take a bit myself.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
*Eowyn looks around the tavern for Aragorn*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
You know, it warms my soul seeing 3 threads of mine on the top.
 
Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :
 
Especially when one is about little ol' me. :twitters:
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Hmm... if someone calls me a mistress... does it mean she's my minion? [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Yes, M'Lady.

*curtsies for her Lady--Mistress Kama. Or is it Mistress--Lady Kama*
[Big Grin] [Wink]
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
Taking any more applications for newbie-wench? I can sweep real good.
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Can you use a broom *really* well?

(Anyone here ever read "The Unlikely Ones" by Mary Brown?)

[Smile]
As far as I'm concerned, the more the merrier, less work for all of us newbie-wenches.

But, Lady Kama has the final word.

*curtsies* M"lady.
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
Well actually, this is Jenny's tavern, so she's the boss, but sure, why not.

Starla, why don't you go find another broom for our new wench here?
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Yes, M'lady. *curtsy*

**fetches pretty, knobby, oak and corn broom for Sarcasticmuppet**

[Razz]
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
Can I have my knives back now?

M'Lady??
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
quote:
Can you use a broom *really* well?

Well, maybe not *that* well, but I manage just fine.

*starts in on most cobwebby corner of the tavern with pretty, knobby, oak and corn broom, whatever that is [Big Grin] *
 
Posted by Kama (Member # 3022) on :
 
*gives knives back*

But be careful. we don't want our guests to have reasons to complain.
 
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
 
hehehe...
The next bloke who grabs me bum is a goner....

Would you like some ale?
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
::smuggles Aragorn and Boromir up the back stairs::

Ni!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Darn it! This thread is not for sneaking boys into!

Its for serving us non-wenches, and making sure we are comfy and stuff...

Um..

Wheres my dinner?
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
::Knocks lightly on the door::

I hear you're look'n ta hire a wench!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Would you rather be a minion?

::hands Val a card::

Great benefits. [Smile]
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
Insurance?
 
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
 
Don't listen, he lies about the dental plan.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Back in your cage, SM!

Er... I meant luxery suite.

Really, we have good dental plans. And so long as you are under my minionship, no one can beat you upside the head, besides myself, if you deserve it.

Here, read the manual. [Smile] [Smile] [Smile]

[Party]
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
Val's Wench Resume:

- Gives damn good foot rubs, Hobbit feet are my specialty!
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
Ok, thats it, your getting the Minion Premium Free Trial...

Just sign on the dotted line and you can experience the joys of Minionship for 2 free months!

Mmmmm.... foot rubs...
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
Free trial?! I can't go wrong!

:: Eagerly signs ::

What does that small print on the bottom say?
 
Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
 
*sneaks into the tavern, trying to avoid the Nazgrrls*
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
::looks up from contract, as if sensing a change in the air....::

::Val morphs into a Nazgrrl and whips out her pink camera::

OH MY VALAR! GRRLS GET HIM-HE WILL SIGN OUR 8x10 black and white stills even if we have to tie him down!!! [Evil Laugh]
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
::shakes head sadly::

Nazgurrrrrls do NOT wear PINK!

And if the tavern isn't for sneaking boys into, what IS it for?

Ni!
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
Beware the Nazgrrls....

http://www.stupidring.com/humor/doom.htm
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
kwsni-those boys look like they might be too much for you-might I take one of them off your hands?
 
Posted by Snuffles (Member # 4332) on :
 
::raises hackles and bares teeth::

Grrrr!
 
Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
 
:: Kisses Mayday on the cheek and stands up ::
*ahem*
:: pulls out sword and sticks it in front of Snuffles and shakes head ::

I'm not having any of that on my watch.
Satyagraha
 
Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
 
Do we have a CD player around? I've got the RotK soundtrack in my hands...
Satyagraha
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Boromir and Faramir VS. Elladan and Elrohir in a tag-team wrestling match!

You saw it here, at the Wenches' Tavern!

Girls! Drinks all round. Don't forget to collect admissions. The four who earn the most in tips get to be towel-girls for Our Heroes.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Oooh! A fight!
*brings out popcorn*
Anyone want an ale?

(Jenny, I was looking for this thread when you bumped it. Thanks!)
 
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
I'm betting on the twins to win, 'cause they have less body hair and will be harder to get hold of. Not to mention that SOMEONE just oiled them up really good.
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Did I mention that the boys will be rubbed down with scented oil first? Their bodies will glisten in the lamplight, making it hard for them to grip each other. This fight should last for a long, long time.

Ale, beer, wine, Ent-draught, miruvor, all available at the bar! Bring a friend!
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
*giggles*
Fine then. You oil them, I'll go oil the REAL men. [Wink]
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Olivet, isn't it amazing how great minds think alike?
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
::hands out ale::

::eyes oily Boromir::

Ni!
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Where's our Honorary Wenches? We need someone to handle the betting.

I'm laying down a cask of Wood-elf wine that the Sons of Gondor will win!
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I need some Ent-draught. I could stand to grow a few inches.

*sips ent-draught while no one is looking*
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
BTW, down in the Wizards Bachelor Pad we are having a wrestling match between Arwen and Eowyn. Oiled down of course.

Just in case the guys don't want to have to stare at the oily men.
 
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
Jenny, you and I are the result of some strange experiment in brain cloning. [Wink]

I'm still betting on the elves. More, ah, stamina.
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Psst, Eruve... we serve Ent-draught here at the Tavern when some of our members need a little something extra.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Eowyn would so kick Arwen's butt.

*watches Boromir pull the Elves' long hair*
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Wishful thinking, T! The girls are here, of course. Arwen is rolling her eyes at her brothers, but the Gondor Guys are pretty darn interesting to both of our lovely ladies!

Besides, T, we need someone to be our bookie.
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*is busy passing around the ale*

*is also busy collecting tips*

*is very thankful for the beauty of the Ever-young and that her ability to make birds sing seems to also make tavern patrons feel generous*

I am so going to earn one of those towel girl positions!
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I'd rather towel off Pippin...
*gets dreamy look*
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
After the Main Event, there will be a hobbit pile-up attack on all comers! Eruve, I'm assuming you want to be in on the action?

Vana, you are well on your way to head Towel Girl. Got a particular gent in mind?
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
A HOBBIT PILE UP!!!
*faints with joy*
I'm so there...
[Big Grin]
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
One of the twins, please! [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Yeah...IF you win...
*passes out ale*
*collects tips*
[Razz]
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
Hey, there will be four towel girls! We can each have a twin. [Big Grin]
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Oooh!
And there's what, 3 wenches here right now?
I claim two of them! [Wink]
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
whoah, that could be totally misconstrued...I mean I get two GUYS...
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*smiles brightly at all the handsome men in here*

Why thank you, Legolas! That was very generous of you.

More ale, Gimli? How about you young hobbits? Wonderful. Here you are, then!

*collects her tips*
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Heehee...hang around the hobbits, they drink more.
And the more they drink, the more they tip!
*hands ale to Pippin*
*collects tips*
*passes more ale around*
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*nudges Eruve* Hey, you know, if we work hard enough, maybe we'll be the only two who qualify, and then we'll each get two of the men! A twin each, and a Son of Gondor each! That sounds wonderful, if you ask me.

*serves more ale to the dwarves at the bar*
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
[Big Grin] What a great idea!
*runs around handing everybody ale*
*smiles sweetly*
*collects lots of tips*
 
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
Come now, wenches, let the rest of us have a chance! ::catches the look Bernard gives her and quickly becomes interested in her ale again::
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Hmmm...the dwarves and the hobbits are the most likely to want ale...

*serves ale to the dwarves*
Yes, Gimli, there is more...

*serves ale to the hobbits*
You want a pint? Sure!

*pinches Pippin's cheek when no one is looking*
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*saunters up to the Godorians' table*

Hello there, men. Enjoying the match?

More ale all around? Good, good.

*collects her tips* Oh! Why, thank you!

*winks at the nearest soldier*

*picks up her extra tip from him*
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Oooh, winking gets you extra tips? [Wink]

*winks at certain hobbits*
*collects tips*

(heehee..I think we're winning!)
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
Sure does seem to work well for me!

(I think so too - especially since Mayday was silly enough to bring her boy in here - that's not going to get her very many tips!)
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
[Smile]

What? You want MORE ale? Sure.
*pours more ale*
*winks*
*gets extra tips*

[Smile]
 
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
Vana: I don't need tips. I've got someone to pay for everything I want. [Razz]
 
Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
 
I tip very well thank you very much.
:: spears a slice of cheese with hunting knife ::
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
BYuCnslr, would you like some ale? [Wink]
 
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
 
Too late, I was here first. [Taunt]
 
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
 
::quietly sneaks away with aragorn::

Ni!
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
Sure, you have someone to buy you stuff. But what I'm after right now isn't the tips themselves, per se. It's the title of towel girl that these tips are going to earn me!

More ale, boys? Fantastic. *bright smile, quick wink, fill the pockets*
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Is the fight almost over yet?
I think the men are winning...

Gimli, you want MORE?!
*sigh*
Ok, but just as long as you get someone else to drive.
*serves Gimli more ale*
*winks*
Oh my, what a big tip! I guess you don't see women very often...
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
Jenny, are you the official judge? I'd say it was a close match. Who won?

And do Eruve and I get to be the towel-girls??

*crosses fingers*
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I think we are the only ones, so maybe we each get two? [Big Grin] *crosses fingers*
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
First it's Faramir vs. Elrohir...

It's pretty even, wait, Elrohir pulls a move that hasn't been seen for 400 years. No way Faramir could have seen that coming! He's tiring, so he calls in his brother Boromir...

Boromir's fresh strength is more than enough to have Elrohir panting on the floor, but now it's time for Elladan to enter the ring. They're circling, trying to get a grip on each other..

Meanwhile, it looks like Vana and Eruve are leading the Wench Towel-girl competition. No one has taken Jenny up on her bet, that the Men will win. C'mon, aren't there any Elf Fanciers out there?

We have some very tipsy hobbits and dwarves. Thorin and the Lonely Mountain Boys are wondering when someone is going to get around to their table. They're causing quite a ruckus. And I'm wondering if one of you lovely Wenches might tempt Bard and the Men of Dale? They're not drinking much at all.
 
Posted by Valentine014 (Member # 5981) on :
 
Cigars? Cigarettes? Old Toby anyone? I've got the best weed this side of the Shire!! Get out your money bags!
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*hurries over to the Lonely Mountain table*

Hello there! What can I get for you fine men and dwarves?

My, that's a big order! I can manage it just fine, though. Here you go!

Why thank you, all of you!

*pockets a substantial tip, because I didn't spill a drop!*
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Ohmygosh! Are they even breathing? Boromir and Elladan are frozen the perfect statue of muscular competition! Neither of them seems to be gaining the upper hand! But Faramir and Elrohir and now leaping the lines and getting into the fray...

Eruve and Vana are fanning towels their direction. Looks like the ladies will be busy tonight!!

And still no winner. Won't anyone take Jenny up on her bet?
 
Posted by Ela (Member # 1365) on :
 
::wanders in to see what's going on::
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Can we pleeeese have the hobbit pile up now?
*looks at Pippin*
[Smile]

(heehee...I just about laughed out loud at the hobbit pile up at the end of RotK)

[ December 19, 2003, 07:05 PM: Message edited by: Eruve Nandiriel ]
 
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
 
I thought I already sided with the elves, Jenny.
 
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
 
::oogles quietly at Arwen::

Mmm... Elven Maiden....
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
I can hardly stand to wait any longer for the hobbit pile up!
[Smile]
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Oh no! Faramir is down! Elrohir is straddling him triumphantly, while poor Faramir lies still. I can't bear to see the pain in his eyes.

But what's this? Finally the doughty Man of Gondor has broken the stalemate - Elladan rallies - they go down! Boromir is defeating Elladan!

So the match stands - the wisdom of Elves defeats the wits of Men, but the Strength of Men prevails against the strength of the Elves.

Ladies, Faramir and Elladan look as if they need some consolation. Boromir and Elrohir, on the other hand, want to celebrate their victories! I'll leave the succour of Men and Elves to you, my fair Wenches!

Now, for the Hobbit pile-up! All comers, enter the ring!
 
Posted by Javert (Member # 3076) on :
 
*Peeks in the door, wondering what in Middle-earth is the rukus.*
 
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
 
Wenches, make sure you drop by the Mistletoe thread. Not enough kissing is happening over there! Bring some wassail, too.
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
*pinches Pippin's cheeks*
[Wink]
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
Oh, I didn't notice that the hobbit pile up had started!
*squeals with delight*
I claim Pippin!!! [Big Grin]
*takes a ruuning start*
*jumps into Pippin's arms*
*piles up*

(I found out that Billy Boyd is 5' 7". That means a hobbit is a half foot taller than me! [Cry] )
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*gathers up clean towels and passes them around*

Shall I get some drinks for you? Ale, wine? Water? What'll it be?

Eruve, can you help me with these drinks?
 
Posted by Ryuko (Member # 5125) on :
 
(ducks in)

Ummmm... Is there mulled cider? I'm really feeling a jones for some...
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
*pinches Pippin's cheeks*
*helps Vana with drinks*
 
Posted by Fool of a Took (Member # 6039) on :
 
"How YOU doin'?"
[Smile]
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 3262) on :
 
*brings Ryuko some cider*

*on the way by:* I'm fine, thank you, and yourself? Would you like a drink?
 
Posted by Fool of a Took (Member # 6039) on :
 
Would I LIKE a drink?!
YES!
 
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
 
*brings Pippin drinks before Vana can*
[Razz]
 
Posted by Olivetta (Member # 6456) on :
 
As these things petered out a bit, I began to miss them. Anybody else?
 
Posted by Telperion the Silver (Member # 6074) on :
 
Yes!
 
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
 
This was so much fun. My favorite part was when we got the Honorary Wenches to mop the floor for three days.
 
Posted by Vána (Member # 6593) on :
 
I miss the Tavern.
 


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