Might contain some spoilers for those who haven't read the books. Continue at your own risk
1. Stand up halfway through the movie and yell loudly, "Wait... where in the world is Harry Potter?"
2. Block the entrance to the theater while screaming: "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" - After the movie, say "Lucas could have done it better."
3. Play a drinking game where you have to take a sip every time someone says: "The Ring." (Heh, okay maybe this one isn't the best guys - wcb)
4. Point and laugh whenever someone dies.
5. Ask everyone around you if they think Gandalf went to Hogwarts.
6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
8. Talk like Gollum all through the movie. At the end, bite off someone's finger and fall down the stairs.
9. Dress up as old ladies and reenact "The Battle of Helms Deep" Monty Python style.
10. When Denethor lights the fire, shout "Barbecue!"
11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
quote: 11. In TTT when the Ents decide to march to war, stand up and shout "RUN FOREST, RUN!"
Ok, I can't get over that. It's hilarious.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
If these were original, they were very creative and funny.
quote: 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
That was good.
12. Loudly proclaim while standing in line that you can not wait for Gollum to bite Frodos finger off and then fall into Mount Doom. It's always fun to spoil movies for people like that.
13. "Woot" loudly whenever Arwen or Eowyn appear on screen.
14. See the movie 12 times, memorize the lines with a friend, and then for the 13th time, say them out loud.
15. Critisize every little detail that is different from the books to the stranger sitting next to you.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
15b. If that's too much trouble, make some up. "I swear, in the book, Aragorn had six fingers on his left hand. At the end, some spaniard killed him."
Posted by msquared (Member # 4484) on :
16. Ask the person next to you where to plug in the catheter.
msquared
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I love these, and I love Eruve.
Walk up to some random person, hand them a box, say "Take this, run!" Then hane a friend in a black cloak come and mug them while screaing incomprehensibly. We did that at TTT.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
17. Whip out the home made lembas bread that you snuck in.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
heehee...I actually have made lembas before...
12. Wear armour and point a sword at anyone who comes near you...
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Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Bah, thats a line waiting thing, Evure. And don't forget to number your jokes. Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Why do you keep calling me "Evure"?
mmmm...lembas...
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Screen name dyslexia.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I understand, Smith_T. Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :
Uh.... T, you should probably put a spoiler warning on your spoiler joke. Many people have not read the book here.
Posted by Starla* (Member # 5835) on :
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
quote: 6. Finish off every one of Elrond's lines with "Mr. Anderson."
I do that in my head anyway. It's wicked annoying.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I know, ever since we watched FotR, we've been walking arouns saying "Welcome to Rivendell...Mr. Anderson." It gets quite annoying after a while. Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
While waiting in line for The Two Towers, I bought a giant plastic spider at one the store we were in line in front of. We then got seats in the balcony and just waited for Shelob to appear so we could throw it on someone below.
...no Shelob. Drat. The spider has now been waiting a year for its big debut. Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
#18) 1 giant oversized can of Raid for Shelob's big scene.
(You don't even have to use it. Just prop it up next to you and watchas the seats in front of you clear out.)
#19) In you best "Gremlin" voice, yell "Bright Light. Bright Light" whenever Galadriel's vial is used.
#20) Turn to person next to you and giggle, "Crack of doom my #$@. Hey mack, wanna buy a ring?".
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
21) After the movie is over, call everyone back to explain the parts of the book that weren't in the movie.
22) Be overly dramatic. Laugh too loud at the jokes, scream too loud at the intense moments, and give a blood curling scream of "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!" when the moment arises.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Oh god I'm going to do all of these.
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Posted by BYuCnslr (Member # 1857) on :
Am I a bad person for wanting to stand up and yell out Ustael Peter Jackson!!!! next week at the TTT-EE showing when Aragorn falls off the cliff? Satyagraha
Posted by Teshi (Member # 5024) on :
This is unrelated, but I was going to phone the pay phones at the theatre when the second matrix came out. So they'd ring all by themselves...
I couldn't find the pay phone number though, so i couldn't do it. Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Your right, that is unrelated.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
#23) Bring a sign demanding "Best Supporting Actor" Oscar for the midget they put in the Gollum suit.
#24) As soon as the lights go out, start making the Gollum noise, followed occasionaly with "Quite my prescious."
#25) Stand outside the theater with a petition condemning this biased/racist view of a legitamate Orcish culture. Demand people sign.
#26) In TTT, during the Treant attack on Isengard, run up to the screen and thow green globs of stuff at it. Say its Sap. Say your with PETTS (People for the Ethical Treatment of Trees and Shrubbery.) Scream about this being the worst botanical misrepresentation since the Knights Who Said Ni sent Arthur in search of a Shrubbery. Then claim that 42 trees were killed in the making of this scene.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
:waiting for Papa Moose to be relieved at the nature of this thread:
Go into the LOTR thread and complain loudly that you haven't read the books "THanks for spoiling it for me" and huff away.
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
quote: Uh.... T, you should probably put a spoiler warning on your spoiler joke. Many people have not read the book here.
There's a spoiler warning at the top of the thread. You'd think if people hadn't read the book and they saw the first warning they wouldn't read the rest of the thread since it's pretty much all spoilers.
27)Every time Frodo is in danger yell (in your best Sam impression) things like, "Mr. Frodo sir, are you all right?" and, "Gandalf said Don't you leave him Samwise Gamgee. And I won't."
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
congrats on the 666th, Julie.
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Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I meant to number mine but I was too lazy. It is a "thing to do" and not "I am doing this" thing. I'm always hassling spoiler babies.
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Thanks! Didn't even notice it til it was gone. Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
quote:#25) Stand outside the theater with a petition condemning this biased/racist view of a legitamate Orcish culture. Demand people sign.
*laugh* I want to do this!!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Insist loudly that Frodo's name in the books was Bilbo and he was from someplace called "Middle Earth" not "the Shire!". Refuse to be corrected.
Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
Add to previous post: When Gandalf becomes White, insist loudly that he was grey in the book and that you are appalled at PJ's lack of sensitivity to the readers.
Posted by T_Smith (Member # 3734) on :
Um...
29?
29)Pass out copies of the book of mormon and Doctorine and Covanents and inform people that LotR was actually stolen from the Mormon Culture.
Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
30) Launch into a long discussion of Elvish genealogy. Include an explanation of the different types of elves and their histories.
31) Form all plurals using -ses: ticketses, chairses, and usherses.
32) Bring Brillo pads to protest the lack of Scouring in this movie.
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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Shigosei, I liked number 32! Posted by Abrynne (Member # 5826) on :
quote:7. When Aragorn is crowned king, stand up and at the top of your lungs sing, "And I did it.... MY way...!"
I so am doing that!
33. Bring a group of girls with you and giggle loudly at every single time Legolas appears on screen and speaks Elvish. (fan banners and billboards optional)
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
34. Exclaim loudly that something PJ did differently is just "a glitch in the matrix". Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
36. Shout "NO PIPPIN! DON"T TOUCH THAT!"
Posted by Evie3217 (Member # 5426) on :
37: Root for the bad guys, laughing whenever one of the fellowship gets hurt, and sobbing hysterically when Sauron is defeated.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
38. After the show as you leave your seat, wonder loudly why Frodo didn't just Fed Ex the ring and have done with it.
39. Say "I don't get it. Why would a ring be able to do that? It doesn't make any sense. Oh wait! It's a MAGIC ring. That's what it was! Wow! Cool!."
Posted by Abrynne (Member # 5826) on :
40. After the show you ask out loud why Gandalf didn't just have one of the Eagles take Frodo to Mount Doom in the first place.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
41. Keep calling your brother on your cell phone to dictate key plot points (in a very loud voice) as they happen. "Oh my gosh, you won't BELIEVE this....."
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
42. Complain at every plot twist that the movie obviously stole its storyline from Led Zeppelin and Rush lyrics.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
43. Sing the Tom Bombadil song and remark to your friends that you wish that segment had been left in.
Oh wait, you all probably WILL do that. Me too.
I think Phil Collins would've made the perfect Tom Bombadil
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
44. Whenever Arwen appears, yell, "SING WALK THIS WAY!!!"
[ December 02, 2003, 08:35 AM: Message edited by: Speed ]
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Speed. Well not this time! Your's is #44.
HA!
Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
That is hilarious, Speed.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha.
Phil Collins as Tom Bombadill? Yes. Definutely.
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
45. Whenever anyone dies in the presence of Gimli, wonder aloud if it had anything to do with "bad dates."
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Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
46. If anyone seems disappointed at the parts they left out, reply, "hey, at least it's better than that last Dungeons and Dragons movie."
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
47. Every time a new character manifests himself, whisper loudly to your friends, "okay, is he the Lord of the Rings?"
[ December 02, 2003, 08:52 AM: Message edited by: Speed ]
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
So who wants to print out this list and bring it to WenchCon? Posted by Tresopax (Member # 1063) on :
48. In a fit or rage over Jackson's changes, immediately following the movie find the nearest shire and scour it.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Or maybe call this guy and see if he'll sing you a few songs.
[ December 02, 2003, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
#49 When Aragorn is crowned, yell "Its Good to be the King!"
#50 Complain bitterly that the cutting of the House of Healing scene is all a plot by the AMA and big Insurance companies.
#51 Debate Politics--Calling the Elves tree hugging Democrats who allowed gay marriage and thats what ruined their culture while Sarumon was a Fiscal Conservatives and Sauron was a more dangerous social conservative.
PS. The reason Phil Collins would make a great Tom Bombadil is because Phil Collins IS Tom Bombadil
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
52) Open a pipeweed concession stand. Label it in Elvish to avoid detection.
53) Next time Samwise saves Frodo, shout RU-DY RU-DY RU-DY
54) Bring your mandolin and tabaret for the final chorus of "Frodo of the nine fingers". (my favorite part of the cartoon verson)
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Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Mmmmm Pipeweed.
Posted by Abrynne (Member # 5826) on :
quote:53) Next time Samwise saves Frodo, shout RU-DY RU-DY RU-DY
Amen!! lol
I just thought of an Arwen one but my brain derailed...
Posted by Gottmorder (Member # 5039) on :
48. Make a petition to change the title of the third movie stating that it's misleading to Elvis fans, and try to get signatures from people in line.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
...Ow...my...sides...hurt... Posted by Wussy Actor (Member # 5937) on :
Spit popcorn all over the person in front of you and shout, "We can'ts eat hobbit food! We must starve!"
Edit: Oh yeah. Number 49.
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Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Gottmordor, I'm dying. That was choice. *wipes eyes*
50. Whenever someone on screen says "The Ring of Power," yell out "HEY! That was Wagner's idea first!! Cheaters!!"
Yeah, only dorky music people will get that. Really really dorky music people. Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
51. Bring a feather duster and tickle the back of the neck of the person in front of you when Shelob appears and every few minutes after that for the rest of the movie. Be quick and look noncholant so they don't know it's you.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
52. Go with a group of friends and all carry BIC lighters. Whenever a song comes on, as a group, flick your lighters and sway back and forth in time to the music.
Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Wow Bob. 12,000 posts. Impressive!
53. Every time there's a meaningful silence, say "Well, THIS never happened in the book." Loudly.
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
You know Tolkein considered Wagner's work to be amusing, but pretty much dismissed it altogether? I suppose I can see why, he had a problem with changing original stories, especially myths, so he probably wouldn't agree with Wagner's artistic license with the sagas.
Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
Come up with 2 different sets of #48-53.
Already taken care of? My work is done. Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
53. Cry overdramaticly every time Frodo or Sam says something touching.
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Narnia...check out Tom Davidson's post count!!!
Posted by ae (Member # 3291) on :
55. Raise a family.
Posted by Sarcasm (Member # 4653) on :
56. Wear "elf" ears to the movie, and while you're wating in line, do the Vulcan "live long and prosper" sign to as many people as possible.
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Posted by Wussy Actor (Member # 5937) on :
57. Announce that you're going to file a complaint with the NAACP because the black riders aren't really black, and you're sick and tired of the man trying to keep you down.
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
58. Any time elves appear, say "Which one's Will Ferrell?"
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
I was watching Episode 5 of the Civil War series, and they mentioned Nathan Bedford Forrest, and I started laughing so hard I couldn't breathe. My husband came into the kitchen and wondered what could be so funny about a battle where "The bodies were stacked like cord wood". "Run, Forest, Run!"
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
67. When Galadriel comes on screen, use your best Bruce Willis voice "Nothing I can say, a total eclipse of the heart"
68. When anybody but Aragorn is on screen, say "Is he gonna be the king that's returning?"
69. At the end, proclaim "But I thought Magneto was the BAD guy".
Edit to correct numbering, I think...
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Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Well, I did have some folks giggling uncontrollably with the following comments.
"Look, it's Boromir's wood!" when Boromir appears carrying firewood in FOTR.
And then nudge, nudge, wink, wink, when Gandalf tells Theoden he'd regain his strength if his hand gripped his sword.
I've spoiled the movies for myself forever. I can't wait to see what ROTK has to amuse my twisted mind.
Posted by zgator (Member # 3833) on :
62. Bring a boombox and loudly play Leonard Nimoy singing about Bilbo Baggins.
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
63) During the big battle scenes, jump up, point, and yell, "I found Waldo."
64) At the end say, "I can't wait for the next one."
65) At the end yell, "The Sword of Shanarra is better." Then run.
Run fast.
Run far.
They will catch you, eventually.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
And eat you...
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Yeah, recently when I was watching TTT in the climactic charge I said, "Wow, Magneto saves the day."
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
66) Smack any person who dares attempt any of these in my theatre. Smack them hard.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
67. (((((Rhaegar)))))
Posted by kwsni (Member # 1831) on :
Jenny, you're not the ONLY one you ruined the movie for. I think you've permanaently scarred Ken.
Ni!
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
I've actually done a few of these.....
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
Ron just slayed me this morning by doing an amazing vocal impersonization of the singer who did the "Frodo of the Nine Fingers" song from the cartoon. It drives me crazy how well he can impersonate some voices. He does a mean Bullwinkle, various Simpson's characters, etc.
Posted by Ron Lambert (Member # 2872) on :
74. (My own revised count, because of the duplicate 48-54's): Loudly proclaim that Jar-Jar Binks was lots better than Gollum. [Note: be prepared to run for your life!]
75. When you have been caught, just before you're about to be pounded into ketchup, plead: "That wasn't me! That was my evil twin!"
Posted by Ron Lambert (Member # 2872) on :
76. Ask people around you, "Wouldn't it have been easier if the Elves had taken the ring with them to the 'Undying Lands'? Surely the ring would have been safe in America."
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
Wow! It's Ron Lambert! Hi!!!
Posted by Bob_Scopatz (Member # 1227) on :
77. Wait until the end and yell "It turned into a fluff thread about 3/4 of the way through."
Posted by Maethoriell (Member # 3805) on :
quote: 30) Launch into a long discussion of Elvish genealogy. Include an explanation of the different types of elves and their histories.
What if your friend ALREADY does that?
I most definitely wanna do a few of those.
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
80-something: Lostramoth Gilbarell, Aurematorath Sistarell
Posted by raphael (Member # 5870) on :
quote: 60. When anybody but Aragorn is on screen, say "Is he gonna be the king that's returning?"
oh my gosh-I love that one! consider it done (translated to hebrew for the benifit of the crowd)
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
I actually had a woman ask me at the start of the Two Towers who the lost king was. She had no idea. Then she would read out all the subtitles to her son during the movie, who was way to young to be there. I wanted to die.
Posted by Beren One Hand (Member # 3403) on :
84. When Eowyn kisses Faramir, shout out, "those Rohan chicks are easy!"
85. When Aragorn proclaims "we cannot achieve victory through strength of arms," shout out, "man they are SCREWED!"
86. Go bare foot and bring your bong.
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Posted by celia60 (Member # 2039) on :
i, uh, own elf ears (ok, technically, they're vulcan ears, but who can tell the difference)
i think bill would leave me if i did 56, though.
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
As Sam and Frodo are going into the cave, mention that if Galadriel were all that smart, she would've filled the vial with RAID.
Complain that the terms "The Black Gate" and "The White City" are racist, and that Frodo was originally a black man.
At the beginning of the end credits, proclaim "No Oliphants or Fell Beasts were harmed in the making of this film."
During the beginning credits, proclaim, "FRODO LIVES!" Just in case anyone misses it, fill any long silences with "No, no...Gollum dies, not Frodo."
Comment on how amazing it is that they made an eleven hour movie based on a single Johnny Cash song.
After Return of the King appears in the beginning credits, orally subtitle it "Elvis, the Vegas Years"
Every time Legolas appears on-screen, let out a hearty "ARRRRR!"
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Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
X+1)[where X=#of Lines prior to this one] Whenever Sauron's army shows up, start singing the Orkan theme song.
X+2) At the end scream, "Eagles, Why did it have to be eagles."
X+2 Alt) Yell, Eagles Suck! Go RAMS!!!!
X+3) Complain loudly how this whole thing rips off Gary Gygax.
X+4) Throughout the movie make as many Quake, Star Wars, D&D or Mario references as possible. Have a co-conspirator do the same. Keep track just like Legolas and Gimli.
X+5) Expand ad-nauseum how the ring was not really destroyed, but survives today, as seen as the mysterious item in the brief case in Pulp Fiction.
X+6) Print out a copy of the photo-shopped e-mail with President Bush wearing the one ring, and force everyone to look at it.
Posted by Primal Curve (Member # 3587) on :
192) Don't be a nerd. 193) Don't show up in a lame costume for an even lamer movie. 194) Don't get all excited when a physically attractive and completely unattainable actor/actress comes on screen. 195) Shut up for five seconds (especially if you're talking in Elvish) and let people enjoy the movie. 196) Wear deodorant for cripes sake! I mean, I know you and your friends don't mind if you stink up your parent's basement with your painful body odor, but the rest of us socially adept people do. 197) Don't clap at the end. Peter Jackson didn't make this stuff up, he just drew some pretty pictures on the screen for you and every other monkey who cannot appreciate the books by themselves. 198) Going to a screening of all three movies including the extended editions? Good, I hope you get economy-class syndrome.
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Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
*sigh*
It painful to watch you try so hard to be controversial, PC.
And in the end, it doesn't even work.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
quote:X+5) Expand ad-nauseum how the ring was not really destroyed, but survives today, as seen as the mysterious item in the brief case in Pulp Fiction.
That's hilarious! I might actually do that...
And I also agree with 196, derogatory though it may have been intended - Deodorant is a must, even for the geekiest fanboys out there.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
Edit: By my count, the suggestion of Photo shopping Bush with a ring of power is #100. Woot! Though it would be even better if he had that spikey, hinged glove with the ring of power on it.
googolplex) Come up with a list of things to do and number it in Elvish
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Posted by Shigosei (Member # 3831) on :
quote:63) During the big battle scenes, jump up, point, and yell, "I found Waldo."
I think I might have awakened the people next door laughing at that one.
90. Cut off one of your fingers. Extra points if you get someone to bite it off.
91. Tell everyone that this is Lord of the Rings III: The Search for Saruman.
92. Bring marshmellows to roast over Denethor's pyre.
93. Look hungrily at the person sitting next to you and say, "What about them? They're fresh."
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
ow...ow...can't...breathe... Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Run into the theatre during pellenor fields, yell loudly, "Hey, everybody, is this the Last Samurai?"
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Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
Whistle every time Pippin comes on screen. Posted by Julie (Member # 5580) on :
((((((((((this thread)))))))))) Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
115) When Aragorn and Arwen kiss passionately, say "Wait, I thought she was his twin sister. Or is he the Han Solo mythical archetype?"
116) Refer to Legolas as "Leg 3PO" and Gimli as "R2 Dwarf 2"
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Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
And when the orcs march to Minas Tirith and they cut scene to Gandalf, shout "Begun, the Clone War has."
Then again, if you can see it a few times and get Gandalf's lines memorized, it'd piss a whole lotta people off if you Yoda-ized everything he says.
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
118) At the appropriate moment say "What? Eowyn is a chic? Next your going to tell me Legolas is a dude."
Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
Heh...that's kinda what I did at FotR. Every time Legolas appeared on screen, I'd say, "Man, that is one ugly chick!"
[ December 13, 2003, 02:59 AM: Message edited by: Frisco ]
Posted by Dan_raven (Member # 3383) on :
A) During the walk through the Paths of the Dead, start singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road" in your best Munchkin Voice.
B) Everytime Gimli is shown, yell "Toss him!"
C) Thow bottles of Visine at the screen every time "The One Eye" is shown.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
*dies laughing* Dan, that was great! Posted by Shepard (Member # 5613) on :
For during the FOTR.
Posted by skrika03 (Member # 5930) on :
That is a funny one, I'm glad to see it again 123) sit at your computer obsessing about how much fun everyone who got advanced tickets is probably having right now.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
124) Sit at your computer because the one responsible for getting you advanced tickets forgot about you. Posted by Frisco (Member # 3765) on :
125) Sit at your computeur with a smug, utterly satisfied look on your face because, even though you've been sitting in a theater for 14+ hours, you feel great. Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
126) When it's over, say "That was pretty good. But I don't understand how melting the ring in a volcano destroyed the earth-crossing meteor Sauron. I don't think comet tails are typically that red. And I thought it was imperative that Elijah Wood go with the people to the underground dwelling. And wasn't Liv Tyler's boyfriend supposed to get blown up saving the world in the end?"
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
How did the Shelob spider throwing thing go for whoever was going to do that? Or has it been implemented yet?
AJ
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
# whatever: When Aragorn rides back and forth in front of the troops talking to them shout "For Freedom!"
Posted by Ron Lambert (Member # 2872) on :
#??? As Gollum lingers for just a moment floating on the surface of the lava, just before he actually sinks down, jump up and yell, "Look! He did a thumb's up!"
Posted by Jenny Gardener (Member # 903) on :
Well, I did convince my gang to dress up. We had lots of fun. We were the only dressed-up goons for the 3:50 showing in Kokomo, Indiana!
Posted by pooka (Member # 5003) on :
129) Litter Hatrack with separate threads for each of the 129 great "Things to do (tm) during LOTR"
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
#130) When Smeagol goes through his transformation to Gollom say "Hey, I didn't know Micheal Jackson was in this movie!"
(my friend actually did this one)
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
...and there's a place called Kokomo, and that's where you wanna go to get away from it all...
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: 41. Keep calling your brother on your cell phone to dictate key plot points (in a very loud voice) as they happen. "Oh my gosh, you won't BELIEVE this.....
But these are ALL hysterical!! These are so funny! I should have done some when I went to see RotK on tuesday, but I didn't...
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
quote: 50. Whenever someone on screen says "The Ring of Power," yell out "HEY! That was Wagner's idea first!! Cheaters!!"
Yeah, only dorky music people will get that. Really really dorky music people.
Yep! *points at self* that would be THIS girl right here! Posted by Narnia (Member # 1071) on :
Way to go Raia.
You're up later than I am!! *high fives Raia*
Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
*high fives, sort of* Actually, I'm jetlagged, so I woke up about 2 hours ago! But thanks, anyway! Posted by Raia (Member # 4700) on :
I didn't realize this thing had three pages when I posted my two replies, so after those I went and read the rest... these are some that had me rolling on the floor!
quote: 58. Any time elves appear, say "Which one's Will Ferrell?"
quote: 63) During the big battle scenes, jump up, point, and yell, "I found Waldo."
quote: 77. Wait until the end and yell "It turned into a fluff thread about 3/4 of the way through."
quote: Every time Legolas appears on-screen, let out a hearty "ARRRRR!"
quote: 116) Refer to Legolas as "Leg 3PO" and Gimli as "R2 Dwarf 2"
quote: 118) At the appropriate moment say "What? Eowyn is a chic? Next your going to tell me Legolas is a dude."
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
#131(or whatever number it is at). Everytime Sauron's eye is on screen ask people why no one is cooking over the fire pit at the top of that tower?
Posted by Notorious Shira (Member # 6089) on :
#132 whenever sauron comes on screen ask everyone around u why they casted a flaming vagina for the role?
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