This gent on these forums which I am about to link has seen ROTK and is answering everyone's favorite spoiler questions. His name's Marty. So, needless to say, this is a 56 page post of Tolkein dorks such as myself simply lining up to beg for info. If you don't want to hear everything that happens, don't click on this.
Don't tempt me! Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
I like that one guys picture in his signature! Billy Boyd poking Orlando Bloom's bellybutton! Posted by ludosti (Member # 1772) on :
I didn't think it was possible for me to get any more excited about this movie. I was wrong.
I think it's funny that people are worried about spoilers. If you've read the book there really aren't going to be any spoilers. You'll just be so thrilled that it seems to be as good as we've all hoped!
[ December 03, 2003, 01:59 PM: Message edited by: ludosti ]
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
There are plenty of spoilers, especially if you've read the book, because now you're worrying that they won't do the book justice.
EDIT: also, it sounds like Eowyn is REALLY going to kick ass. Pardon my french.
[ December 03, 2003, 02:50 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
Should not have done that. I nearly wet myself, burst into tears, did a jig, and had an orgasm all on one page.
Curse them! We hates them! We wants the movie now, Precious!
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Well, besides the fact that they apparently cut out every single one of my favorite scenes from the book, it should be okay.
Posted by msquared (Member # 4484) on :
I'm sure PJ stayed up nights thinking, ok what can I cut now that will piss Tom off.
Nothing like going into a movie already knowing you are going to hate it.
msquared
Posted by TomDavidson (Member # 124) on :
Oh, I'm pretty certain I won't hate it. Jackson's a good filmmaker, and his art direction is wonderful -- and I enjoy war movies. I'm sure I'll be entertained.
I think it's a shame that the movie won't be any more than that, but I've always said that RotK would be the hardest to film without hacking it to pieces; Jackson obviously agreed.
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
I think these pictures are really cool, and I'm posting them here so I don't have to follow three links to find them again. Spoilers of Gollum:
Does anyone have links to early bird reviews?
Posted by Toretha (Member # 2233) on :
nothing at all between Faramir and Eowyn??? it wouldn't have taken too much time to just show a little bit..... Posted by Maccabeus (Member # 3051) on :
So Smeagol and Deagol were redneck hobbits?
Posted by sarcasticmuppet (Member # 5035) on :
they were riverfolk, so I guess "redneck hobbits" describes them pretty well. I'm insanely curious to find out what Smeagol's voice is like before he finds the ring. I mean, it can't be all gollum-sounding, can it?
Posted by Rhaegar The Fool (Member # 5811) on :
Really, the only spoiler needed is the book.... duh!
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
SPOILER
Isn't it cool how the moth comes back at the black gates? I think that's super awesome.
Posted by ana kata (Member # 5666) on :
SPOILER: I'm very upset about Frodo turning against Sam and sending him home. That just would not happen.
Posted by Eruve Nandiriel (Member # 5677) on :
teehee...
Posted by Jill (Member # 3376) on :
Do we really need spoiler warnings when there's one on the thread title?
Grr.... Houses of Healing.... grrrrr..... And Eowyn and Faramir...
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