Ok, I've talked to a few hatrackers on AIM for the first time here recently, and each of them independant of one another, has made mention of my eyebrows.
I get it, Odouls has big bushy eyebrows. la dee da.
Hey at least they dont meet in the middle. like i told TT&T i have two SEPERATE specimens of roadkill on my head.
But here ya go. This thread is SPECIFICALLY for making fun of MY EYEBROWS.
NO STEALING. NO DERAILING. I want only the best caustic biting humor about my bushy big hairy floppy squirrel eyebrows.
PS my fraternity already voted me the brother 'most likely to have his eyebrows take over the world' so you cant use that one.
Fire Away!
(edited for spelling errors)
[ December 05, 2003, 02:56 PM: Message edited by: odouls268 ]
Posted by katharina (Member # 827) on :
I had my eyebrows waxed last week.
Sorry, I haven't seen yours. Have you waxed them? Just the middle part. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Yes yes, i admit it. i got them waxed once. I was modeling at the time and my agent made me do it for new headshots (oddly enough that was the exact plot of an episode of friends last season, which is my favorite tv show).
They were waxed by a hot girl named amanda, who said 'should i count to three?'
to which i replied 'no im a tough broad i have a high threshold for ::RRRIIIPP:: OH MY DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN!!!'
she clamped both hands over my mouth and could barely stop laughing at me long enough to say 'we have people getting massages in here. no shouting.'
needless to say, when i asked her out, she was tripping over the carpet to go make fun of me to her waxing coworkers.
Thank you for bringing it up kate.
[ December 05, 2003, 03:22 PM: Message edited by: odouls268 ]
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
*chokes laughing*
Oh, what HAVE I done.
Well, I'd best not mention your boxers, then, can't have you blushing in the eyebrow thread... Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
son of a ::blush::
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
*giggles*
Aww, you're so cute when you're embarrassed. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
is THAT what it takes for me to be cute. well hell, i need to start wearing hoochie dresses and carrying my baby albums around. i could be emarassed (and therefore cute) ALL the time! Posted by rivka (Member # 4859) on :
It's not so much the big-fuzzy-caterpillar-ness of them that concerns me.
It's wondering whether they might simply wiggle-walk right off your forehead.
There goes one now!
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
Get back to work! *thwaps*
<--- has the day off. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
my word, i have been thwapped! Posted by Jon Boy (Member # 4284) on :
Hey, at least if you ever go bald, you can use your eyebrows as a comb-over.
Posted by Trisha the Severe Hottie (Member # 6000) on :
Well here's one we used to tell about Michael Dukakis' eyebrows: You can tell it's going to be a harsh winter!
Posted by Olivet (Member # 1104) on :
I used to think brow waxing was senselessly vain. My mother had this friend who had a business where she sold clothes, accessories and did make-overs. She did one for me, and looked surprised when she said, "Hmm. Your brows have a perfect arch, and you can follow the natural outline of your lips with lipliner. You don't need adjustments." I thought, " I wouldn't do any different, even if you told me to."
Then she asked me if I'd model sportswear for her commercial. I wasn't busty enough for evening wear, you see.
But looking back, I can see that my brows did not stay within their pre-arranged perameters after I turned 30. So now I am senselessly vain, I guess. But no woman wants Gandalf brows, do they?
I think brows add character, though. Ron's are blond, so you don't even really see them unless the light is just right.
Anyway, I'm sure Arwen loves your beetle brows, so tell the bozos to go hang. Posted by suntranafs (Member # 3318) on :
I have eyebrows. They're black. I'll have them tommorow! Isn't that exciting? *Goes off to find out whether Jesus Waxed his eyebrows*
Posted by porcelain girl (Member # 1080) on :
a lot of people take for granted what a difference eyebrows make. don't believe me? take your fingers and brush all your eyebrow hairs downward. bam, don't look so suave now, do ya? DO YA?!
i like having my eyebrows waxed cause gee wiz it saves time from plucking.
havent had it done for a long time, though. *goes to find tweezers*
edit: sara's spelling is not so suave, either.
[ December 06, 2003, 12:14 AM: Message edited by: porcelain girl ]
Posted by MyrddinFyre (Member # 2576) on :
::likes odouls' eyebrows::
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Myr, you're my favorite now.
And porce has a very good point. I learned this in fifth grade when i was being made fun of for them. i went into the bathroom and took my fingers and covered my brows (it took four fingers on each hand, but i did it) and realized that I would look REALLY stupid without them. So, to my mind, as long as theyre still there, I like them and Im not gonna say anything TOO nasty about them to make them want to leave me. Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
I have blonde eyebrows.
I've met a few jatraqueros. Do I need my eyebrows waxed? o_O
Posted by tonguetied&twisted (Member # 5159) on :
<--- Never said she didn't like odouls' eyebrows. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Well, she's got me there. She did never say that.
This whole time I thought I was being made fun of, when really people were falling in love with my eyebrows from afar.
Except that guy who said to me "You're what would happen if Lurch and Groucho Marx spawned a child together." Yeah he was just making fun of me.
I love all you guys
Posted by Dragon (Member # 3670) on :
Mack: nope, you're great.
Posted by mackillian (Member # 586) on :
woowoo!
that's good, because I'm a total pain weenie. Posted by Annie (Member # 295) on :
Ooh... I should find the pictures of me as Frida Kahlo from Halloween...
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
See? here's another fun one Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
I don't mind full lush eyebrows. It is kind of nice to be able to run your fingers through a man's brows.
Posted by advice for robots (Member # 2544) on :
Ew.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
Tonto!!!
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Tante Posted by Tinros (Member # 8328) on :
I have really light blonde eyebrows and hair, but over the years, my hair has started getting darker. This means my eyebrows have started getting darker. You'd think this would happen to the whole eyebrow, but noooo...
My eyebrows are brown in the middle and clear at the edges. So it looks like I have half an eyebrow.
My ex(Matt) has a unibrow, but he gets it waxed. It actually looks really, really good when he has it done. It looks clean and crisp and fresh and... I'll stop now. Posted by Tante Shvester (Member # 8202) on :
quote:Originally posted by Tinros: My eyebrows are brown in the middle and clear at the edges. So it looks like I have half an eyebrow.
Eyebrow pencil, to fill in the blank spots.
Posted by clod (Member # 9084) on :
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