I know there are good quotes from the show floating around, but I think it's time for it's own thread.
"What are they paying you?! I'll double it! I'll give you anything you want! Money! Women! ...Men?" -Stewie
"Is it possible [Lois] is a whore? You know, just on weekends, to pay for her dialysis? As in my fantasy? You know what, let's start over: Hi, I'm Quagmire!" -Quagmire
Posted by BannaOj (Member # 3206) on :
"Good thing Osama Bin Laden doesn't know show tunes"
(not an exact quote paraphrased to the best of memory please feel free to correct it)
AJ
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
"oh i wanna get it! i gotta get it!" -Osama
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
Curses! why couldn't this thread have been here last night, I know there was a good quote, but I can't remember it now. You are all against me aren't you.
(I believe the quote involves broccoli)
Posted by Koga (Member # 5646) on :
I'm cheeting and linking to a page of quotes. Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
"So broccoli? Mother says youre good for me eh? Well, Im afraid im NOT GOOD FOR YOU!!" -Stewie
"Well then, my mission is clear: The broccoli must die." -Stewie
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
im not cheating. and i refuse to use that link. if i need inspiration, ill go to the dvd collection. Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
Stewie: Well, Olivia, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch.
Peter: C'mon, let's go drink till we can't feel feelings anymore.
Joe: This van has the latest in crime stopping technology. Watch! (flips a swich) (arms descend and handcuff Peter) Van: Suspect! Suspect! You have the right to remain silent! Peter: Haha, sweet. Cleveland: Let me try! Joe: Cleveland, DON'T! Van: MINORITY SUSPECT! MINORITY SUSPECT! (arms descend and proceed to severely beat Cleveland) Watch out, he's got a gun! (Arm descends and places gun next to Cleveland.)
Woman: Help! My daughter is trapped in the well! Fireman: We can't reach her! We'd use that long-armed guy, but he's helping an old woman tickle a midget in a tree. (Cuts to man with very long arms tickling a midget in a tree.) Midget: Tee hee! Tee hee!
Peter: Aw, here comes my favorite event! "Catch the greased deaf guy!" Greased Deaf Guy: (in a silly, high pitched, wavery voice as people try to catch him) Yo nevah nunna cath me! Yo wathing yo tahm! Go do thomthing elth! Thee yall nexth yeew!
Peter: Hey, don't talk to me a physical fitness! I was in Richard Simmons' Sweatin to Books on Tape. (cuts to people jazzercising) Voice: The Red Sox were in town, but I didn't care. Because it was Tuesday, and I was on my way to see Morrie. He couldn't go to the bathroom by himself anymore, but his indominable spirit-
(Lois at the gynecologists') Doctor: Hello, my name is Brian, I'll be your doctor today. (leans in towards Lois' you-know-what and says in an echo-like voice) HELLO HELLO hello.... Hahahaha! Just kidding.
(later at the gynecologists) Doctor: Don't worry about her. She wanted Pine Fresh but I gave her New Car Smell.
TV Announcer: ROLLING COURAGE: The Joe Swanson Story, Friday at 8 on ABC, followed by Dharma and Gred. (whispers) But you don't have to watch that!
[ December 12, 2003, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: Book ]
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
Quagmire:"The statue of liberty! Oh no! What do we do?!" Peter: "Boys, boys, we're gonna drink till she's hot." Quagmire: "That's just crazy enough to work!" CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG
"Kids, daddy only drank so the statue of liberty would take her clothes off." -Peter Peter: "Well, I feel kinda bad, I told Lois I wouldn't drink." Quagmire: "Aww, dont feel bad Peter" Peter: "Gee I never though of it like that."
Quagmire: "Hey Peter let's play drink the beer!" Peter: CHUGCHUGCHUGCHUG Quagmire: "You win!" Peter: "Alright! WHat do i win?!" Quagmire: "Another beer!" Peter: "Oh I'm going for the high score." Quagmire: "Actually, Charlie's got the high score." Charlie: (urinating into grandfather clock) "Hey man, your clock wont flush."
Posted by Synesthesia (Member # 4774) on :
Greg-Get off the couch, Dharma. Dharma-No Greg- You're such a free spirit.
Greg-Get off the couch, Dharma Dharma-No, sillyhead, why don't you come up. *greg climbs up*
Posted by MaydayDesiax (Member # 5012) on :
"GIGGDY-GIGGDY-GIGGDY-GIGGDY-GIGGDY!"--Quagmire
"What the deuce?"--Stewie
"Yes, that's my crack-addicted baby who's deadbeat father won't pay child support."--Meg [paraphrase for bad memory]
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
"For heaven's sake shake me! Shame me like a british nanny!" -Stewie
"But dad, I heard if you use tanning beds, you could get something called melanoma." "Aww, that's just fancy talk for sexy-fied" -Chris and Peter
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