"Uh, first of all, I'm not Mr Lebowski..man. Uh, I'm the dude...so like, that's what ya call me." -The Dude
That guy and The Dude ::holding a bowling ball:: "What the hell is this?" "Obviously, youre not a golfer"
Woo and Dude "This guy looks like a deadbeat" "Hey at least im houebroken"
Posted by saxon75 (Member # 4589) on :
"Nice marmot."
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
oh man i so forgot about that one
Posted by Book (Member # 5500) on :
The Dude: Jackie Treehorn treats objects like women man.
And it's hard to pick a family-friendly quote from the Big Lebowski.
Posted by Carrie (Member # 394) on :
You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. Yeah, but Walter... Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.
Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.
What the f*** is this? Obviously you're not a golfer.
And so many many more. I love this movie!
Posted by Dagonee (Member # 5818) on :
The rug, I mean, it held the whole room together, man...
Posted by odouls268 (Member # 2145) on :
"He said I could take any rug in the house, man" -The Dude
Posted by Speed (Member # 5162) on :
Shut the f@#$ up, Donnie!
Posted by Taalcon (Member # 839) on :
Eight year olds, dude.
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I am the walrus.
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Yah! And Throw it on the floor and sqvish it!
Posted by Fitz (Member # 4803) on :
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Jeff Lebowski. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Lebowski, he called himself the Dude. Now, Dude, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the Dude that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.
They call Los Angeles the City of Angels. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Los Angeles and thisahere story I'm about to unfold-- wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.
Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties-- just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the Dude here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's the Dude, in Los Angeles. ...and even if he's a lazy man, and the Dude was certainly that--quite possibly the laziest in Los Angeles County. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for laziest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.
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